Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 5 This is the Women's Battlefield

Chapter 5 This is the women's battlefield
Those who came back late all went home, and the women also came to the river to wash clothes one after another.When they saw Yang Qingping washing clothes, their faces became twitchy.

A woman who was only in her 30s came over and said jokingly, "Ouch! It's too late tomorrow! This sow is here to clean the pig's nest! Hahahaha" everyone also laughed.

It's no wonder the original owner beat them, it was because of his mouth.A poor woman, the original owner played well.

Yang Qingping ignored her and washed the clothes by herself.

But someone challenged him again, "Is this pig deaf or dumb? He doesn't even look in the mirror to see what kind of character he is. He pretends to be noble. Isn't he usually very powerful? Counseling one. Hmph!"

It turned out that today was provoked by the large number of people!Yang Qingping also jokingly said, "Hey! Have you ever seen a mirror? If there is a mirror to reflect on your heart, it would be so dark. Don't just talk about me, in fact, they are all the same."

These women were still not convinced. A woman surnamed Yu said, "How dare a junior talk to her mother-in-law like that! Have you ever looked in the mirror? That's a sow looking in the mirror. Haha..." This woman also married into the Zhou clan, There are twenty families in the Zhou family in this village. According to her seniority, she should be called mother-in-law, and her peers should call her Zhou Yu's family.

"That's right, people who don't know the etiquette want to soak the pig cage. It's a pig. Can this pig cage hold such a big pig?" It's also a deadly enemy, this woman is Wang Liushi.

"Just like her, she deserves to look in the mirror. Who of you has seen animals look in the mirror! Haha..." The women who provoked laughed, and the woman who said this was a Jiang Wang family.

These women really deserve a beating, and without looking at who they offended, Yang Qingping threw her clothes into the water, stood up, clapped her hands, and rolled up her sleeves. "No wonder you were beaten by me, and your mouth is the trouble. What pigs, you want to look in the mirror in your dreams! You have lived half your life, why don't I give you a trick, your family has a urine bucket! Midnight Quietly, go to the urine bucket to take a look, it’s very clear, you must light the lamp and go! Seeing how you look, you must have called me, because there is no urine in my house!"

In ancient times, people used human excrement as fertilizer, and now the rural areas still use human excrement as fertilizer.Yang Qingping's family has no fields or land, and their family has nothing to save.They all rely on hunting on Wednesdays in exchange for food.

This sentence made those women slap the mouth so big that if there was a toad, it would jump in.

This Jiang Wang family got angry and raised his eyebrows, "You woman, you are shameless, and other people's fiancés are also robbed. Is it because your own fiancé was robbed by your cousin that you came to rob someone else? No one with the surname Yang It’s a good thing.” What is this?

It turned out to be the person the original owner mentioned in the letter, and he was also a childhood sweetheart.The man's surname was Zhang, and his name was Huan Ping. He was a magistrate in Heyang County after passing the examination.

Seeing that she was going to marry Yang Qingping, because of some things, she had a deep misunderstanding, and she couldn't explain it clearly. In a fit of anger, Zhang Changping married her cousin Yang Qinglian.He also humiliated her in public, which made her seriously ill and turned her into a fat man.

"That's right, shameless, fat and ugly, I'm blind this week, I don't want a good young miss, I want an old sow to go home to pay tribute to, but it's a pity that good cabbage..." This Wang Liu looked at her with contempt look at her.

I want to say that this cabbage is rich in nutrition, and the more the pig eats, the fatter it will become.

"This fat man will be divorced sooner or later. Our niece and daughter are so good. This person is just confused for a while." The Jiang Wang family is talking about Jiang Xiaoyu from the Jiang family. Several long-term workers.

"Yeah, yeah! Who doesn't want to live a good life? If we can marry Jiang Xiaoyu on Wednesday, we don't have to worry about it in this life. My aunt can also enjoy the glory. I just married a sow and went home. It's great. I was kicked out of the house, and I didn't even have any land, it's all because of you broom star." Zhou Yushi rolled her eyes and looked at her eagerly.

It turned out that I owed a beating. I usually see Yang Qingping often provoke her. These three women must have been beaten a lot. It is not because of the large number of people who come to wash clothes tonight, they are so courageous, even if they do it, they can't move People, and those returning from the plow, passed through that river.

They all washed their feet there, as well as those agricultural tools.

Other women don't dare to say it face to face. If they say so, the next time they meet her alone, they will definitely be beaten.I was afraid of pain, so I dared to speak quietly behind my back.

Yang Qingping ignored those women and buried herself in the laundry.Why bother arguing with them, this woman quarrels endlessly.

Seeing that Yang Qingping ignored them, the three women became even angrier. "Say you're deaf and dumb, why are you pretending to be noble! Are you dead?"

It really is endless. If you don’t echo, you have to make progress. Your echo is endless. "Hey! I just found out today that the three of you are so eloquent, so I like you." She said to them without being angry at all.

At this time, everyone greeted one person. "Miss Jiang is home."

The woman is arrogant and replies "Yeah!"

Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's return, the three women also went to greet her. "Ouch, Miss Jiang is back, are you done with today's work? Don't be too tired." Liu Shi and Yu Shi greeted together.

"The good girl is back, those long-term workers are done working today! Look at our Jiang family's daughter is beautiful. Unlike that pig, haha..." The Jiang Wang family was full of praise, and looked at Yang Qingping.

Yang Qingping didn't pay attention to those people. The clothes were also washed and put into the basket, and she wanted to carry them home.

This Jiang Xiaoyu came over, threw the basket in her hand on the ground, stepped on it a few times, and now the basket is also deflated, Yang Qingping thinks this basket is messing with you?
Still jokingly said, "Ouch! This basket is out of use, the old one will not be removed and the new one will not be brought in. Instead, you can come to my house tomorrow and use it. There are many baskets in my house that will not be used, hehe..."

Yang Qingping picked up the clothes one by one and put them into the trampled basket, "Keep your baskets for yourself! I don't need them, so keep the old lady cannons for a company! The old lady cannons are the most suitable for you."

This Jiang Xiaoyu is on fire, no one has ever dared to tell her that, others are always praising her and fawning on her. "Don't be shameless, I talked to you and flattered you." She stepped on Yang Qingping's hand and joked. "Shameless bitch, hum!" He washed his hands proudly.

Everyone is making fun of Yang Qingping, she is now a clown.I thought to myself, don’t you love to laugh?Wait for you to smile.She picked up a small stone, flicked it at Jiang Xiaoyu's ankle, and invited him to eat chicken soup.Jiang Xiaoyu groaned and fell into the water with a splash.Everyone rushed to help the eldest lady, and they were very worried and greeted, "It's okay, go home and change clothes, don't catch a cold." They were afraid that the eldest lady would be bumped and hurt.

The look of falling into the water is so funny that it took all the makeup on his face.Originally, makeup was like shooting a ghost movie, but now a zombie came down. "Hahaha... so landlubbers who can't swim! Oh, by the way, don't put putty powder on your face if you have leftovers at home! Fortunately, there are so many people here, otherwise I would have thought it was a place where there was no one. Come on, ouch! I scared the baby to death."

Yang Qingping patted her butt and left, Jiang Xiaoyu was so angry that she gritted her teeth! "You...you dare to make fun of me... I can't eat and walk around." She stretched out her hand and pointed at Yang Qingping.

This week, Yu said, "A sow knows what is beautiful. She is a sow. Can you see that she is worthy of last Wednesday? Only you are the most suitable. Go and take back Wednesday. You have been childhood sweethearts since you were young. With you Is she not as beautiful as that sow?" This is inciting people to destroy other people's families!This woman is bad enough!

Women fight on the battlefield, and I am a bare-handed commander. This is the best etiquette to welcome her on the first day, and there are other great gifts waiting for it!
(End of this chapter)