Standing pretty old

Chapter 39 Vivid Lessons

The next day, the training camp started as usual, but Ruan Erniu found that the atmosphere today was significantly different from yesterday.

The players were somewhat slack, it seemed that there were more than one or two having fun last night.

However, the trainers sent by the NBA officials quickly took control of the situation.

The rookies were asked to stand in two rows from tall to short, and began to receive training in various aspects such as formal clothing, financial control, and press conference etiquette.

"Millionaires should look like millionaires. No earphones, no sleeveless shirts, no chains outside the locker room, plane or bus." Female trainer Rachel Elle Johnson has extensive teaching experience.

Of course, for most rookie students, they seem to have entered the Martian concentration camp.

The ordeal was only just beginning, Ms Johnson continued: "Everyone should have a parka, a parka, a raincoat and a college coat, with blue, gray and black shirts. When you leave the house, put on your watch and put on some perfume to look your best."

Noah lowered his voice and said to Horford on the side: "My God, my mother probably never taught me that!"

The costume and etiquette training wasn't the most maddening thing, though.

Because the following financial management training completely subverted Erniu's three views.

The trainer roared deeply: "Call me together: I don't want to go bankrupt!"

"I don't want to go bankrupt!"

"Shake your fists and speak louder: I don't want to go bankrupt!"

"I don't want to go bankrupt!"

……

What followed was a bloody case analysis, among which "Rain Man" Sean Kemp and "Madman" Sprewell who almost strangled the coach became standard negative teaching materials.

After one slide after another, most of the people were silently thinking I can't be that kind of person!
What Ruan Erniu thought was: "Wow, did I enter the NBA, or a super-large-scale pyramid scheme hidden in the mainstream society?"

Ruan Erniu still doesn't understand for the time being that a non-mainstream player like him, whose IQ is generally higher than the average NBA player, and whose life philosophy is far from that of the Americans, is actually a unique existence.

Whether he comes to the training camp or not is not a big problem, but now those guys who seem to care about each other will soon forget everything in front of them, and many of them will still get lost in Vanity Fair.Still the same sentence, God helps those who help themselves!
The training isn't over yet. If the above-mentioned things have made most of the students' brains swell and their bodies twitching, then what will happen next will probably become a shadow for their entire lives.

A group of young and beautiful hot girls were brought into the training camp, and the rookies who were weak just now immediately became excited like chicken blood.

"I've never heard of it! The NBA still has this benefit?" The guy with a dirty mind has already started to make up his own brain.

In the next second, the guy with a normal memory began to recall: "Wait, this girl looks familiar! Is it the one who left the phone call yesterday?"

The trainer still maintained an indifferent expression, and said in a calm tone: "Girls, please introduce yourself!"

Then this group of hot girls stood up one by one and started introducing themselves:

"My name is Melanie, I am HIV positive..."

"My name is Mary, HIV positive..."

"My name is Selina, I am HIV positive..."

……

"My name is Lisa, I'm a HIV carrier, and I'm working on AIDS prevention and control..."

Everyone was shocked. Most of them had more or less contact with these girls last night. Although they didn't know more about them, most of them had the idea of ​​having fun after the training camp.

No one would have thought that beneath the beautiful flowers was the abyss of hell.No matter how much HIV prevention education is conducted, it cannot compare with such a direct impact.

It turns out that AIDS is around, and it turns out that the destruction of a bright future only takes one night.A few timid guys even started to tremble, they were really scared.

HIV prevention is not a hoop on the pitch or on a jersey. It is something that must be vigilant in everyday life.

"Can anyone tell me who's the greatest player in the NBA?" the trainer asked in a relaxed tone as he sent the girls out.

On the form handed out, the names of Jordan, Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and other hall of fame superstars are clearly written.

Of course, the vast majority of players chose Michael Jordan on the list.

The trainer collected the form and glanced through it quickly, and then he said: "Although your choice is not wrong, I want to tell you another possibility. If Magic Johnson's career is not so short What? Will Jordan still be where he is today? And what ruined a great magician?"

No one answered this question, because everyone has the answer - AIDS, he killed the only man who might be able to suppress Jordan to become a god.

Even off the court, Magic was a huge success and became a fine businessman.But as a basketball superstar, an unprecedented or even unprecedented genius, the back of his helpless departure still makes countless fans sigh.

This is the rookie training camp in the NBA. If you just think that this is a show stage, you are wrong.Here is the first lesson for all rookies, and they will learn things that cannot be learned in books, and these things are likely to help them overcome the difficulties in their growth.

After finishing the day's training camp mission, Ruan Erniu returned to the hotel, closed the door, and made a phone call with Jennifer who was far away in Los Angeles.

The little chubby girl almost laughed from ear to ear when she heard Ruan Erniu's story. The girl who likes to watch reality shows smiled and said, "This is really a perfect story. Maybe after you become famous, you can put it in your documentary .”

Ruan Erniu said with a bitter face: "Come on, I will never mention such a shameful thing again. Zhan, I miss you!"

Jennifer said on the other end of the phone: "Okay, okay, honey, I miss you too! Seeing that you are so obedient and not fooling around, I decided to send you a gift, okay, I'll hang up Now, pay attention to receiving text messages, boo!"

Ruan Erniu looked at the phone that was hung up, a little confused, what gift could be sent so quickly?

Soon, the sound of receiving text messages on the mobile phone rang.

Ruan Erniu immediately opened Jennifer's text message, which was still a multimedia message.Due to Midi's fast internet speed, Ruan Erniu quickly opened the picture, and then a blood-spitting X-rated selfie appeared in front of his eyes.

Below the picture is also written: "Use this to solve the problem when you miss me, dear cow!"

The little fat girl actually still has this hobby, Ruan Erniu pretended to turn off the phone, but soon turned it on again.

Then he called up the picture that made his heart beat faster, a prehistoric force had condensed in his body, Ruan Erniu finally opened the zipper, and stretched out his sinful left hand...

After finishing, Ruan Erniu fell asleep contentedly.

(End of this chapter)