Standing pretty old

Chapter 6 California Stories ([-])

But the kitchen is not the most popular place for Ruan Erniu.

Although until the end of the first month, he could not fully integrate into the atmosphere of the primary school students around him.

However, when he stood on the stage of the fifth-grade intramural basketball match for the first time and dominated the audience with 50 points (all of which were dunks), 50 rebounds, and 30 blocks, he finally became a legend. The Great Demon King.

He has been studying the inside skills of Olajuwon and Barkley recently. Judging from the data alone, it can be regarded as a small success! (shameless!)
Xiaopenyu gave him the first nickname in his life - the killer.

A Chinese friend Tommy Wu who transferred from San Francisco told Ruan Erniu that he had seen a movie directed by his own family, White Pigeon Wu, whose title was exactly the same as Erniu's nickname.

By the way, the Chinese name of the movie is "Blood Heroes"!
Well, no matter what, this fully proves that Erniu Children's Shoes has the strength to display violent aesthetics in the fifth grade of Midi Primary School.

What kind of green scene is the fifth grade of elementary school? If you look at the stories about the death elementary school students on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, it is not difficult to find that such things as bear children are simply uncontrollable.

Fearing that the world will not be chaotic, they have the Great Demon King of the Celestial Dynasty——The Killer is a nuclear power in this age group. Will they be polite to those opponents who have humiliated them on the court?

Massacres are being staged, and tragedies are reappearing.

"Have you heard? There is an Asian monster here at Ribey College, who is 6 feet 5 inches tall (196CM)!"

"Are you kidding? They are all elementary school students. Is there such a tall one?"

"Who knows? Anyway, he is indeed in the fifth grade. I saw his school uniform."

"I heard that they came from the Celestial Dynasty. Doesn't it mean that their food has radiation? Could it be a genetic mutation?" (Pure slander!)
"Well, it makes sense! Maybe tomorrow Superman and Batman will come together to save the future of our motherland!"

Superman: "..."

Batman: "..."

Well, the earth can no longer stop these American teenagers with big brains, and their journey is definitely not limited to the stars and the sea.

Fortunately, the Great Demon King they called had finished his primary school studies and was going to report to the 6th grade junior high school.

After entering junior high school, Ruan Erniu's academic pressure became heavier, but he gritted his teeth and persisted, without slack at all.Two months later, he finally passed the junior high school exam.That is to say, in just three months, he has passed all the tests of grades 1-8 in the United States.

People are forced out, and Ruan Erniu, who thinks that his head is full of muscles, would not have imagined that he would be able to get to where he is today three months ago.

"So, I can report to the senior class tomorrow?" Ruan Erniu said happily while looking at the test report in his hand at the teaching office.

Ms. Nora, the brown-skinned teaching director, took off her black-rimmed glasses, nodded to Er Niu and said, "Sir, although you are one of the most mediocre Asian students I have ever seen, according to your agreement with the principal and me Promise, you can indeed go to the senior year! But I still need to remind you..."

"There are no shortcuts to learning, anyway! Yes, ma'am. I promise, I promise! I'll try."

Ms. Nora handed over the schedule to Ruan Erniu, and gave Ruan Erniu the key to the senior storage box.

……

Three months have passed, and the 06 NCAA game has already decided the winner.Ruan Erniu's No. 4 wildcat Rondo was eliminated early on, and the final champion was the Florida Gators.What's even more frightening is that the main players in the team all gave up the chance to participate in the NBA draft that year. It seems that they are determined to become the first team to successfully defend the NCAA championship in the 21st century.

"The strongest frontcourt trident", "Florida's five tigers"?
"Interesting, so I have a chance to play against them next year?" Looking at the content in the basketball magazine, Ruan Erniu thought with anticipation.

"Hey! Big man, are you a new Asian?" An abrupt voice interrupted Ruan Erniu's thinking.

He closed the locker cabinet he had just opened.What appeared in front of him was a Mexican youth with an afro head. Apart from his iconic hair, the black and blue tattoos on his arms were also extremely conspicuous.

"That's right, I'm indeed new here. Who are you?" Ruan Erniu said with narrowed eyes.

Er Niu has heard of such things as "senior rules" and "race rules", but this is the first time he has encountered such things.

The older you get, the more complex your mind becomes.If there were still people in the junior high school who were afraid of his physique, they would not dare to trouble him.

But in high school, not necessarily.It's not uncommon for students who work part-time as a marijuana salesman to do things like draw a pistol.And the Mexican youth in front of him might be this kind of person.

Ruan Erniu's intuition on the sports field is indeed superior, but his intuition in life is obviously not so powerful.

"Do you like playing basketball?" Wait, shouldn't this sentence be said by a gentle and watery female manager of the basketball department or the sister of the basketball team captain?

"How about joining our basketball team? We welcome newcomers now. Think about it, you'll be a school hero, countless hot girls want to spend nights with you, get favored by college basketball giants, and join the NBA. Life. How is it? Think it over? Join us!"

"Hey buddy, even if you don't tell me, I'm planning to join the basketball team. But after you said that, I always feel that there is something wrong!" Ruan Erniu scratched his head and said.

"NO! NO! NO! You Asians always like to complicate simple things. Remember, don't be late for the gymnasium at 4 p.m., otherwise, you will accept the test of "suicide".

In the afternoon, at the college gymnasium, Ruan Erniu's second instinct was right this time.

Nearly 20 freshmen stood here and there randomly.

There were only 6 veterans who spoke in front.This lineup is comparable to the legendary Xiangbei basketball team.

Do not believe?Just count with your fingers: Akagi, Kigure, Yasuda, Miyagi, Shiozaki, Kakuda, not counting Mitsui Hisashi who joined later, just looking at the number of personnel, they are really the same!
As the captain, that is, the young Mexican-American who recruited Ruan Erniu was the first to say: "Okay. Now that everyone is here, let's start! Maybe you will ask where the head coach is? I'm very excited I regret to tell you that the previous head coach resigned not long ago, and the school board is not as efficient as it needs to be, so we have to start training ourselves! By the way, my name is Carlos Rodriguez, yes Captain of this team."

what's the situation?The legendary "Coach Anxi" actually resigned instead of being late?Could it be that Ruibei College is not the model of Xiangbei, but the model of Xiangyang.

And this Mexican-American captain with an afro-Carlos Rodriguez is actually the American version of Kenji Fujima?
If you compare appearance alone, this is a complete tragedy!
(End of this chapter)