Standing pretty old

Chapter 860 Life is alive, all depends on acting skills
The Clippers will disband separately, Er Niu, Paul, Leonard and Thomas will take the flight to Houston together the next day.

Among the four, Erniu and Kawaii are undoubtedly the more tiring ones, both of whom have to take part in other projects.Sanpao only needs to participate in the All-Star Game, while Little Assassin only needs to have a place to participate in the Rookie Challenge.

Don't look at the All-Stars in Houston this time, but Er Niu really wants to fulfill his promise to Paul last year and help him win the AMVP trophy.

Although James Harden is the host, except for two former teammates Du and Wei, he may not be able to get much extra support.

Paul looked calm on the surface, but in fact, he still longed for the honor of AMVP in his heart.

With Erniu on the same team, there is basically no hope for an MVP, and a championship ring, but if he can get one more star, the overall evaluation of his career will definitely be greatly improved.

In life, the most difficult thing to escape is fame and fortune. Conversely, only those with vested interests are the most qualified to discuss the issue of gains and losses.

Paul asked calmly: "Look at God's arrangement, my style is destined not to be the type that can stand out."

Ruan Erniu said with a smile: "It depends on what kind of statistics you get, if you can get 20+20, you can get close to Magic Johnson's assists when you are among the top scorers?

Don't forget, the ball is in your hands. Popovich, an old fox, will not give Tony Parker too much playing time.

What you have is kung fu to evenly distribute the shot rights. On the basis of winning the ball, try to spread the scoring points as much as possible! "

Three Pao Maosai suddenly realized that he was already an existence with a very high basketball IQ. After Er Niu mentioned it, he immediately understood his goal and direction.

If Sanpao has read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it will definitely be understood as Zhuge Liang's historical strategic plan for Liu Bei in Longzhong.

"That's why you won three consecutive AMVPs?" Paul asked with a smile.

Er Niu curled his lips and said: "Who doesn't want to win the best player, of course luck is part of it, but if you don't have the awareness of collecting statistics, you can't even think about winning the AMVP smoothly."

It's a matter of course, but Paul doesn't completely believe in the rhetoric that bulls are exhaustive.

After all, it was in his rookie season that the Celestials won the AMVP for the first time. It is true that they have ideas, but it is somewhat bragging to say that they will fight for the AMVP with all their efforts.

Saying goodbye to his teammates, Er Niu didn't go home immediately. After he disguised himself, he went to meet the little fat girl. Oscar was approaching.

In a few days, someone will evolve into a big cousin.

"Although many media say that I have a great chance of winning the award, I am still very uneasy."

Under normal circumstances, if two people meet, they will definitely find a place to let themselves go...

Well, well, that's what they do.

When Lawrence said this, the bodies of the two Hong Guoguo who had just released their skills were in the cooling down period.

As we all know, although sex can make the body and mind happy, but it will consume a lot of energy if it takes too long.

"So? Do you want me, an outsider, to analyze the way to win the championship for you?" Er Niu put his arms around Jennifer's neck and gave the woman in his arms a kiss.

"Tell me, I know you're going to talk nonsense, but I'm still willing to listen!" Lawrence laughed.

Er Niu nodded, cleared his throat pretentiously, and said like a professional film critic: "Leaving aside the public relations effect of that fat man Harvey, let's talk about acting alone.

Is it about acting?After all, there is no evaluation yardstick, usually, we all have to look at the peers! "

"Speak human!" Little Fat Girl scratched Man Niu's chin and said.

"It's simple! Whether you can win the Best Actress depends on who your opponent is. Now let's analyze your opponents one by one:
Let's look at Jessica Chastain first, her acting skills are online, think about the title "Assassin's Boss", and it turned out that the terrorist leader didn't even miss a single face in the movie, a typical deception to the audience!

Besides, Emmanuelle Riva, well, the oldest Best Actress nominee, is 86 years old, and she's Gaul.To be honest, whether she will come to the Oscars is a question.The peak period of the old man should still be "Hiroshima no Love".

Quvenzhanie Wallis, tagged 9 years old and black, I don't want to say more, not every female black actor is named Halle Berry.

Finally, let me talk about Naomi Watts, I don't care how good she is in that disaster movie, why do I always feel that she should have a gorilla called 'King Kong' by her side? "

Speaking of this, Jennifer Lawrence finally didn't hold back, beat Er Niu's chest, and laughed out loud, because Watts' most famous work in recent years is "King Kong".

"You're too mean, but after hearing what you said, I'm relieved a lot." Jennifer stopped laughing and said, "However, until the last moment, I still don't feel relieved, thinking that Gwyneth *Didn’t Paltrow hack Cate Blanchett?”

Er Niu squeezed Jennifer's face and said, "That's because Harvey is standing behind the hottest heroine, and now you have both acting skills and the support behind you, otherwise all my money will be lost for nothing?"

It has to be said that bystanders know that Ruan Erniu has lived in the evil capitalist country of the United States for a long time, and now his mind is full of encounters, and his first thought is money transactions or exchange of interests.

Oranges grown in Huainan are oranges, while oranges grown in Huaibei are oranges.

From a scientific point of view, this is naturally a lie, but from a practical point of view, it is a famous saying that cannot be more correct.

The little fat girl turned over, lay on Ruan Erniu's body and wanted to do it again, and asked while her buttocks were falling: "Then is there anything else I need to pay attention to?"

Erniu doesn't have the habit of thinking while doing things. When he stepped forward, he grabbed the two white rabbits in front of the little fat girl with both hands, and said casually: "If you really win the prize, sell personal settings, such as pretending How about a wrestling?"

……

Putting aside the story of the two letting go of themselves for the second time, it is quite interesting to sell character designs in a certain circle.

It is undeniable that Lawrence does have a silly girl side in his character, but if a woman with the status of a big cousin is really a lunatic who has no intention of acting, it is too ridiculous.

Of course, audiences in the United States tend to like this kind of thing very much. They feel that this product is close to the people, and when they get excited, it will not only help to build their image, but more importantly, it will also benefit their own fan base.

Still the same sentence, audiences only like to watch what they like to watch, and only believe what they want to believe. As for the truth, it doesn't really matter.

Erniu helped people solve the problem of character setting here, and then they will continue their path of NBA character setting.

The Eastern Tyrant came home empty-handed in the last All-Star Weekend. Although it is difficult to win the AMVP trophy again, this All-Star Weekend, Er Niu signed up for the three-point contest, and even Love is the champion of the three-point contest. There is a trophy, Erniu also wants to get one for himself.

Of course, this is an award that can only be obtained in the individual events on the second day, and the first competition day is the time for the Masters and Rookie competitions.

The Celebrity Tournament is one of the newly added All-Star "packages". In addition to some former NBA players, there are also WNBA players, as well as some entertainment circles, music circles, and even celebrities outside the circle who love sports.

Participating in this celebrity game are: US Secretary of Education Arne Duncan, [-]-meter flying man Usain Bolt, NBA star Dikembe Mutombo, Clyde Drexler, Bruce * Bowen, as well as WNBA superstar Maya Moore and others.

Is it familiar?

That's right, the Rich Goose Celebrity Tournament will be held in this way in the future.

Quite strangely, the Masters is also divided into the East and West, and the head coaches of the East and West are Russell Westbrook and James Harden.

Turtle: "Why was I rowed to the east?"

In a show game, the outcome itself doesn't mean much. The result is that the West beat the East team 58:38, which can be regarded as a lively and good start for the All-Star Weekend.

Then came the rookie game. Since last year, the competition system has been changed to a match between Barkley and O'Neal. This year's rookie game continues to use this system.

The lineup of the two sides is as follows:
O'Neals: Lillard (Blazers), Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers), Nicholson (Magic), Klay Thompson (Warriors), Harrison Barnes (Warriors), Parsons (Rockets), Wayne Tess (Cavaliers), Gilchrist (Bobcats), Zeller (Cavaliers), Kemba Walker (Bobcats).

Barkley: Anthony Davis (Hornets), Faried (Nuggets), Leonard (Clippers), Beal (Wizards), Rubio (Timberwolves), Tristan Thompson (Cavaliers), Wu Cevic (Magic), Knight (Pistons), Isaiah Thomas (Clippers), Sheved (Timberwolves).

The rookie game was originally a game that focused on confrontation, and Stern originally envisioned it this way.

But the original intention cannot change the historical choice. Whether it is from the perspective of the audience or the mentality of the players themselves, the Rookie Game is infinitely closer to the All-Star Game. The only difference is that the former is a rookie, and the latter is a famous superstar.

Alley-oops and dunks are the main theme of the rookie game, and Barkley is the last one to laugh. This is Barkley's two consecutive championships.

The Orc Faried of the Nuggets won the MVP of the rookie game. He scored 40 points and 10 rebounds and was the player with the most outstanding statistics in the game.

The rookie game, as the finale performance of the first game day of the All-Star Weekend, came to an end.

In addition to cheering on the sidelines, Erniu also communicated with the film crew of the imperial court, and Yao Ming, who has not yet gained weight, but whose face has gradually tended to look like a female Zhao Riyue.

Fat people get fat first. For athletes, once they retire, they will directly enter the state of mid-life crisis if they are not careful.

Like the future Ray Allen, there are very few guys who can maintain their tendons after retirement.

Boss Yao is currently running the Shanghai Sharks basketball team while studying at Jiaotong University in Shanghai. If the All-Star Weekend hadn't been held in Houston this time, he probably wouldn't have made a special trip back.

Oh, by the way, the Houston Rockets played a special highlight of the team's famous Yao Yao before the game.

As a result, Ms. Li Bingbing, a Chinese actress who came to watch the All-Star Weekend, wrote on Weibo: "Yao Ming's top ten balls are better than Duncan's!"

Duncan: "..."

After the end of the first competition day, the second competition day will come soon. According to the convention, this is a competition day for individual events.

The league has played a new trick again. This time, the results of each individual event will be divided into east and west, and the final score will be calculated to determine who the overall winner of the individual event is.

Er Niu personally thinks this is simply taking off his pants and farting.

Originally, the individual event was a confrontation of individual heroism, but insisting on adding a layer of nondescript team spirit on top of this made the contestants a little confused.

The first choice for the single event is the duel of shooting stars.

As usual, each team has 3 players, including an active NBA player, a WNBA player, and a retired NBA player.

Each team needs to make shots from the specified position on the court, and the team with the least time is the ultimate winner.

As a result, the final winner was the Bosh team. Chris Bosh, Dominique Wilkins and Sven Cash had the last laugh. They scored 50 seconds in the preliminaries and 1 minute 29 seconds in the final.

The Westbrook team, which took the shortest time of 29.5 seconds in the preliminaries, did not score in the final because they failed to complete the shot within the stipulated time.

Well, a real master gets 60 points every time.In other words, this is how Ayanokōji Kiyotaka became the road god!
In the three-point contest, it is finally Er Niu's turn to play. His strongest opponent is Steve Curry, who also belongs to the Western Conference. scoring record.

As a result, Curry, who shot 27 points in the warmup, performed abnormally. He only shot 17 points in the preliminaries.

With 19 points in the preliminaries, Er Niu defeated Steve Curry and Ryan Anderson (18 points) and successfully reached the final.

The Bulls' final opponent is Kyrie Irving, who scored 18 points in the preliminaries.

In the finals, the two broke out at the same time, but Er Niu showed a better state, and finally surpassed Irving's 25 points with 23 points, and successfully crowned the champion of the three-point contest.

On this stage full of chance, Er Niu succeeded in having the last laugh.

The slam dunk contest is still boring, but the team of Gerald Green, Terrence Ross, James White, Eric Bledsoe, Jeremy Evans, and Kenneth Faried is star-studded dim.

In the actual game, there was also a lack of shocking performances. The 31-year-old James White was old and he was eliminated in the preliminary round.

In the end, Terrence Ross became the slam dunk champion, that's all.

The last game day of the All-Star is the finale of the All-Star Game.

This year's All-Star Game has also made changes. The center position has been revoked and replaced by three frontcourt and two backcourt voting options.

The Sparks complained about it, but he eventually got a starting spot in the Western Conference All-Star of his own.

The All-Star starters in the West are:
Chris Paul (Clippers), Kobe Bryant (Lakers), Kevin Durant (Thunder), Ruan Erniu (Clippers), Dwight Howard (Lakers).

The West bench lineup includes:

James Harden, Tim Duncan, LaMarcus Aldridge, Tony Parker, Zach Randolph, Kawhi Leonard, Russell Westbrook.

The All-Star starters in the Eastern Conference are:

Dwyane Wade (Heat), Blake Griffin (Hawks), LeBron James (Heat), Carmelo Anthony (Knicks), Kevin Garnett (Celtics) .

The East's bench lineup includes:

Paul George, Jrue Holiday, Chris Bosh, Tyson Chandler, Kyrie Irving, Luol Deng, Joakim Noah, Brook Lopez.

The All-Star Game was another battle between dragons and tigers. The two sides were on the scoreline from the beginning of the game. Although there were many performances, the intensity of the game became more intense in the second half.

Sanpao, who followed Er Niu's pre-match guidance, became a dark horse.

The Western All-Stars defeated their opponents 148:138, and Sanpao also tied Magic Johnson's record for assists in the All-Star Game with 22 points and 22 assists.

In addition, Ruan Erniu, who scored 32 points against three shots, and Durant, who scored 30 points, became the star of the game, drawing a successful conclusion for this NBA All-Star Game.

(End of this chapter)