The Warriors of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 138 The Coquettish Painter
Chapter 138 The Coquettish Painter
In front of Dongfang Sheng sat a guy with triangular eyes, a horse face, a mustache and a blue linen robe.
Dongfang Sheng frowned and asked, "Are you a painter?"
Xiao Huzi's thin body trembled, he was arrested, although the young general in front of him was not like the old and rough soldiers who arrested him, but Xiao Huzi still felt a little uneasy in his heart.
"General, I was wrong, I will never paint those erotic palaces again."
Mustache immediately kowtowed and begged for mercy.
Dongfang Sheng told Zhao Kai to ask him to find a painter. Zhao Kai grabbed a mustache who was selling prostitutes on the street without saying a word. Dongfang Sheng was immediately happy when he saw the prostitutes painted by this guy.
"Did you draw these paintings?" Dongfang Sheng threw a stack of silk cloth in front of Mustache.
Mustache raised his head and glanced at the grass on the ground, wailing in his heart: It's a pity that I bought silk cloth for tens of thousands of pennies.But he flatly denied it: "No, General, I'm just selling for others."
Dongfang Sheng said with 'disappointment': "I just need a painter, since you are not, then it is useless."
Zhao Kai, who was at the side, immediately picked up his mustache and walked out. The mustache immediately kicked his legs and said: "General, these paintings are drawn by me. I am a painter, the number one painter in the big man!"
"Oh, the number one painter of the Han Dynasty?" Dongfang Sheng looked at the mustache with some surprise, "You can draw a picture for me now."
Zhao Kai smiled and pressed the mustache on the stool.
Whoa!
Mustache suddenly took out a handful of things from his bosom, and Zhao Kai gripped the handle of the knife nervously.
Fine brushes, coarse brushes, and some colorful solid powders.
Zhao Kai pointed to the colorful solid powders on the table curiously and asked, "What are these?"
Mustache glanced at Zhao Kai and said with some pride: "These are good things I created myself. Let me tell you, the characters I paint have colors, but they all rely on these things, but I won't tell you what these things are. Do it because that's the guy I eat with."
Zhao Kai curled his lips in disdain, he wouldn't care about these eaters with mustaches.
Dongfang Sheng watched with some admiration for the colorful solid powder that Moustache used water and opened, and thought: The ancients may not have the knowledge of modern people, but their wisdom should not be underestimated.
Mustache spread out the silk cloth, took out a small wooden saucer from his bosom, and began to mix it.
Half an hour later, there was a fragrant body on the paper, without any concealment, and with a slight pink tint.
Zhao Kai felt restless, found an excuse and went out directly.
Dongfang Sheng smiled and picked up the "masterpiece" of the mustache. For him, a prodigal son in love, these erotic paintings are just interesting and have no influence at all.
Although this person is young and in a high position, his concentration of mind is extraordinary, he is really a character.Mustache's eyeballs rolled around and he thought to himself.
Dongfang Sheng looked at this vivid picture, and said to Mustache with some satisfaction: "That's right! I happen to have a good thing for you to do right now."
"whats the matter?"
"A great thing to save people's lives."
The obscenity suddenly disappeared from Mustache's eyes.
Even the most wretched person may have a positive side, because people are the most complicated creatures.
"But at the command of the general."
Dongfang Sheng was a little surprised when he heard what Xiao Huzi said, but since Xiao Huzi was willing to help Dongfang Sheng, he didn't ask the reason.
A black cat and a white cat catch mice is a good cat, and Dongfang Sheng doesn't care about the reasons why the people under him do things.
Dongfang Sheng spent an hour talking about his thoughts with Mustache. He wanted Mustache to draw all the wild fruits and vegetables he knew, and then edit them into picture books and distribute them to the common people, so that those who had nothing to eat You can go up the mountain to find food with the picture book.
After listening to Dongfang Sheng's plan, Mustache felt that the plan was not particularly easy to carry out, but he still saluted Dongfang Sheng in a respectful manner.
"The general is a man of great benevolence and righteousness." The mustache said a little excitedly: "I will definitely complete the album for the general as soon as possible."
"Well, as long as you complete the album as soon as possible according to my wishes, I will definitely not treat you badly." Dongfang Sheng has a big stick and a carrot in one hand, so he will naturally not let the mustache do it for nothing.
The mustache said with a blushing face: "Isn't this against me, General? General, you belong to the common people, how can I be greedy for money?"
Dongfang Sheng said with some emotion: "When you finish drawing the album, I invite you to go to the Baihua Building to be cool."
Mustache's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and his voice trembled a little: "Really!"
"Haha, will I, Dongfang Sheng, break my promise?" Dongfang Sheng said with a smile. "Let's get started now."
Mustache looked at Dongfang Sheng with some embarrassment and said, "General, can you...give me something to eat."
Cuckoo!
Before the mustache finished speaking, there was a muffled thunder in his stomach.
"Haha, wait here, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you myself!" Dongfang Sheng laughed and patted Mustache on the shoulder.
The mustache's face became more and more red, and at the same time, there was a trace of excitement in his heart. What an honor it is for a general to slap himself.This is enough for him to brag in front of his friends and girls in Baihualou for a while.
The noodles are hand-rolled noodles, yellow mustard, salt, chopped green onion, these seasonings are mixed together so simply, but the smell is something that Moustache can't resist.
Spicy, mixed with fragrance, the mustache is sweating profusely.
belch!
The mustache belched contentedly, and Dongfang Sheng took out a plant with tiny burrs in a timely manner, and it was covered with small red fruits.
"This is called raspberry, which can strengthen yang."
Dongfang Sheng threw the raspberry in front of Mustache and said.
"What is aphrodisiac?" Mustache asked puzzled.
"Enhance a man's intercourse ability." Dongfang Sheng explained.
call out!
Dongfang Sheng only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the raspberry had already entered the mustache's mouth.
"General, please don't worry. As a palace... painter, I will never forget the appearance of this raspberry once I have seen it." Mustache said vaguely with a raspberry in his mouth.
Before Dongfang Sheng could react, Mustache began to draw, and it didn't take long for a raspberry to appear vividly on the paper.
It's just that when Dongfang Sheng looked at the raspberry on the paper, he always felt that there was a taste of eroticism, but fortunately, the mustache painter was solid and the painting was very similar.
"It's Wild Grapes"
“This is chicken rice head”
……
For seven days, Dongfang Sheng stayed in the room with Mustache.
When Mustache finished drawing the last thing with his bloodshot eyes staring, Dongfang Sheng and he breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
(End of this chapter)
In front of Dongfang Sheng sat a guy with triangular eyes, a horse face, a mustache and a blue linen robe.
Dongfang Sheng frowned and asked, "Are you a painter?"
Xiao Huzi's thin body trembled, he was arrested, although the young general in front of him was not like the old and rough soldiers who arrested him, but Xiao Huzi still felt a little uneasy in his heart.
"General, I was wrong, I will never paint those erotic palaces again."
Mustache immediately kowtowed and begged for mercy.
Dongfang Sheng told Zhao Kai to ask him to find a painter. Zhao Kai grabbed a mustache who was selling prostitutes on the street without saying a word. Dongfang Sheng was immediately happy when he saw the prostitutes painted by this guy.
"Did you draw these paintings?" Dongfang Sheng threw a stack of silk cloth in front of Mustache.
Mustache raised his head and glanced at the grass on the ground, wailing in his heart: It's a pity that I bought silk cloth for tens of thousands of pennies.But he flatly denied it: "No, General, I'm just selling for others."
Dongfang Sheng said with 'disappointment': "I just need a painter, since you are not, then it is useless."
Zhao Kai, who was at the side, immediately picked up his mustache and walked out. The mustache immediately kicked his legs and said: "General, these paintings are drawn by me. I am a painter, the number one painter in the big man!"
"Oh, the number one painter of the Han Dynasty?" Dongfang Sheng looked at the mustache with some surprise, "You can draw a picture for me now."
Zhao Kai smiled and pressed the mustache on the stool.
Whoa!
Mustache suddenly took out a handful of things from his bosom, and Zhao Kai gripped the handle of the knife nervously.
Fine brushes, coarse brushes, and some colorful solid powders.
Zhao Kai pointed to the colorful solid powders on the table curiously and asked, "What are these?"
Mustache glanced at Zhao Kai and said with some pride: "These are good things I created myself. Let me tell you, the characters I paint have colors, but they all rely on these things, but I won't tell you what these things are. Do it because that's the guy I eat with."
Zhao Kai curled his lips in disdain, he wouldn't care about these eaters with mustaches.
Dongfang Sheng watched with some admiration for the colorful solid powder that Moustache used water and opened, and thought: The ancients may not have the knowledge of modern people, but their wisdom should not be underestimated.
Mustache spread out the silk cloth, took out a small wooden saucer from his bosom, and began to mix it.
Half an hour later, there was a fragrant body on the paper, without any concealment, and with a slight pink tint.
Zhao Kai felt restless, found an excuse and went out directly.
Dongfang Sheng smiled and picked up the "masterpiece" of the mustache. For him, a prodigal son in love, these erotic paintings are just interesting and have no influence at all.
Although this person is young and in a high position, his concentration of mind is extraordinary, he is really a character.Mustache's eyeballs rolled around and he thought to himself.
Dongfang Sheng looked at this vivid picture, and said to Mustache with some satisfaction: "That's right! I happen to have a good thing for you to do right now."
"whats the matter?"
"A great thing to save people's lives."
The obscenity suddenly disappeared from Mustache's eyes.
Even the most wretched person may have a positive side, because people are the most complicated creatures.
"But at the command of the general."
Dongfang Sheng was a little surprised when he heard what Xiao Huzi said, but since Xiao Huzi was willing to help Dongfang Sheng, he didn't ask the reason.
A black cat and a white cat catch mice is a good cat, and Dongfang Sheng doesn't care about the reasons why the people under him do things.
Dongfang Sheng spent an hour talking about his thoughts with Mustache. He wanted Mustache to draw all the wild fruits and vegetables he knew, and then edit them into picture books and distribute them to the common people, so that those who had nothing to eat You can go up the mountain to find food with the picture book.
After listening to Dongfang Sheng's plan, Mustache felt that the plan was not particularly easy to carry out, but he still saluted Dongfang Sheng in a respectful manner.
"The general is a man of great benevolence and righteousness." The mustache said a little excitedly: "I will definitely complete the album for the general as soon as possible."
"Well, as long as you complete the album as soon as possible according to my wishes, I will definitely not treat you badly." Dongfang Sheng has a big stick and a carrot in one hand, so he will naturally not let the mustache do it for nothing.
The mustache said with a blushing face: "Isn't this against me, General? General, you belong to the common people, how can I be greedy for money?"
Dongfang Sheng said with some emotion: "When you finish drawing the album, I invite you to go to the Baihua Building to be cool."
Mustache's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and his voice trembled a little: "Really!"
"Haha, will I, Dongfang Sheng, break my promise?" Dongfang Sheng said with a smile. "Let's get started now."
Mustache looked at Dongfang Sheng with some embarrassment and said, "General, can you...give me something to eat."
Cuckoo!
Before the mustache finished speaking, there was a muffled thunder in his stomach.
"Haha, wait here, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you myself!" Dongfang Sheng laughed and patted Mustache on the shoulder.
The mustache's face became more and more red, and at the same time, there was a trace of excitement in his heart. What an honor it is for a general to slap himself.This is enough for him to brag in front of his friends and girls in Baihualou for a while.
The noodles are hand-rolled noodles, yellow mustard, salt, chopped green onion, these seasonings are mixed together so simply, but the smell is something that Moustache can't resist.
Spicy, mixed with fragrance, the mustache is sweating profusely.
belch!
The mustache belched contentedly, and Dongfang Sheng took out a plant with tiny burrs in a timely manner, and it was covered with small red fruits.
"This is called raspberry, which can strengthen yang."
Dongfang Sheng threw the raspberry in front of Mustache and said.
"What is aphrodisiac?" Mustache asked puzzled.
"Enhance a man's intercourse ability." Dongfang Sheng explained.
call out!
Dongfang Sheng only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the raspberry had already entered the mustache's mouth.
"General, please don't worry. As a palace... painter, I will never forget the appearance of this raspberry once I have seen it." Mustache said vaguely with a raspberry in his mouth.
Before Dongfang Sheng could react, Mustache began to draw, and it didn't take long for a raspberry to appear vividly on the paper.
It's just that when Dongfang Sheng looked at the raspberry on the paper, he always felt that there was a taste of eroticism, but fortunately, the mustache painter was solid and the painting was very similar.
"It's Wild Grapes"
“This is chicken rice head”
……
For seven days, Dongfang Sheng stayed in the room with Mustache.
When Mustache finished drawing the last thing with his bloodshot eyes staring, Dongfang Sheng and he breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
(End of this chapter)
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