The prince is sick: it is too enchanting to marry the princess
Chapter 1069 Monster
Chapter 1069 Monster
After the carriage left the palace, it headed north all the way. Nan Gongyan secretly opened the lid to check the situation outside. It seemed that they had successfully escaped from the palace.
Having already left that place, my heart can naturally be more than half at ease.
Then a new problem came, what he had to consider now was how to get rid of these people.
They drove the carriage to the south, and someone asked, "Hey, why are you going that way? You're going the other way!"
The person in front turned around and said, "There is a forest near here, I want to make it easier."
The man rolled his eyes silently after hearing this: "It's really a lazy person who poops a lot! Hurry up, we can finish the work quickly, and go back to work earlier."
Really, although their status in the palace is not high, at least they are better than eunuchs.I really didn't expect them to be eunuchs today.
They parked the carriage outside the woods, and several people rushed in to relieve themselves.
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one there, Nan Gongyan quickly removed the lid and crawled out of the bucket.
Regardless of the stench on his body, he slipped over and knocked on Ji Qingxue's bucket.
"Axue and the others have already left, you can come out now."
Ji Qingxue, who was hiding in the barrel, was trying to hold her breath, her face turned red, and she almost died.
She suddenly heard Nan Gongyan's voice, she stretched out her hand and removed the cover to emerge from the inside, taking a big gulp of fresh air.
Oh my god, it's really delicious in here!
Nan Gongyan quickly reached out to help her out, "Is Axue alright?"
Ji Qingxue clasped his shoulders with both hands, and shook her head lightly. She was fine, but there might be something interesting about him.
Like Chinese New Year cured bacon, they both smell bad now.
In this situation, Ji Qingxue still smirked at Nan Gongyan: "Do you think we two really have similar tastes?"
Nan Gongyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You're right." They all stink like this, don't they have similar smells!
"Axue, we have to get out of here quickly."
As soon as Nangongyan finished speaking, a person came out of the woods.
He was humming a little tune while lifting his trousers. When he saw two people standing next to Gong Tong, he thought his eyes were dazzled.
He quickly rubbed it twice vigorously, and then took a closer look, and found that the two were still there.
Ji Qingxue had already seen him, so she said helplessly to Nan Gongyan: "We may not be able to leave now, we have to deal with them."
While talking, Ji Qingxue raised his chin in the direction of the guards. Nan Gongyan turned around and looked over. He frowned slightly. It seemed that they could not be allowed to go back alive.
They had already seen themselves and A Xue, if they were asked to go back and tell others, Sima Jingxuan would definitely follow him along the way, causing some unnecessary troubles.
Nan Gongyan turned to Ji Qingxue and said, "You wait for me here, I'll go and deal with them."
Nan Gongyan jumped off the carriage and walked slowly towards the man. When he was not a few meters away, the man suddenly covered his mouth and nose: "Who are you, why are you so smelly?"
Nan Gongyan raised his finger and pointed to Gong Tun behind him, the man was obviously taken aback: "You mean you came out of there?"
Seeing that he looks so good-looking, could it be that he is a Gong Barrel demon?
What a goddamn Gongtong demon, thanks to the fact that Nan Gongyan and Ji Qingxue don't know what's going on in this fellow's mind, if they knew, they would definitely hit him with peach blossoms all over his face.
You are the Barrel-Gong Demon, and your whole family is the Barrel-Gong Demon?Why don't you say you are a dung beetle!
Even in such an embarrassing situation, Nan Gongyan still stood firm, behaved dignifiedly, and did not panic at all.
Slowly injecting inner strength into his palm, even if the person opposite is a fool, he can see that he has bad intentions.
So he quickly drew his sword, and said to Nan Gongyan, "I don't care if you are a human or a demon, you are not allowed to come here again, or else the young master's sword will not have eyes!"
In this situation, Nan Gongyan didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore, he held the blade directly, and then used all his internal strength to shake the knife into a good chunk.
The man was dumbfounded, he obviously had a knife in his hand just now, but now only the handle is left.
Ji Qingxue, who was not far away, saw this scene and couldn't help but tut: "It seems that the quality of their knives is not very good.
The fool's legs were weak, and he knelt directly on the ground, and there was still a half knife stuck in the soil.
Nan Gongyan said flatly, "You can end it yourself."
Nangongyan's words completely awakened the stupefied person, and now he doesn't care about whether it stinks or not. He directly grabbed Nangongyan's robe and said with snot and tears, "Gong Tun Brother Yao, please forgive me! I will never dare to do it again!"
Nan Gongyan's face darkened instantly, and he asked word by word: "What did you call me just now?"
"Brother Gongtongyao!" The man was very puzzled, could it be that his address was not enough to show respect, why did this big brother look sour.
Forget it, as long as you can survive, you will simply go all out.
He said cautiously again: "Are you not satisfied with this title, how about respecting Grandpa Barrel Demon?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help but apologize in his heart to his grandfather who passed away many years ago.
Grandpa, my grandson is really sorry for you.
But the grandson was also forced to be helpless, because he was forced by this vicious man in front of him who didn't know whether it was a human or a demon.
Grandpa, if you are angry, you should take this person away. Don't settle accounts with my grandson!
Nan Gongyan closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart.
Is this a matter of being called big brother or grandpa?
He had never been so embarrassed in his life, and all this was due to the defeated Sima Jingxuan.
When I get back to Dayan, I must make a good calculation with him.
Nan Gongyan gritted his back molars, looked at the person in front of him: "Don't do it yet, or you want me to help you more."
"No, no, big brother, grandpa, just let the little one go. Just pretend that the little one didn't see you, can you make it? Grandpa, you are like a beautiful tree, graceful, handsome and golden, you can't fall down with a golden gun..."
Nan Gongyan slapped his head with a palm, and there was a sound of bones breaking, and the man collapsed to the ground, dying with regret.
Nan Gongyan said coldly: "Whispering!"
At this time, other people also came out of the forest. They were not as stupid as the dead idiot, and they would think that Nan Gongyan was Lao Shizi's gong barrel demon.
They looked at each other, drew their knives decisively, and said to Nan Gongyan: "Are you the fugitives being arrested in the palace?"
Nan Gongyan nodded, "Correct answer, there is a prize!"
A few silver needles "swish" flew over from behind him, hitting those people's eyebrows.
Before they had time to say a few more words, they burped.
Ji Qingxue jumped out of the carriage and told them what the hell, "Ah Yan, let's go quickly."
(End of this chapter)
After the carriage left the palace, it headed north all the way. Nan Gongyan secretly opened the lid to check the situation outside. It seemed that they had successfully escaped from the palace.
Having already left that place, my heart can naturally be more than half at ease.
Then a new problem came, what he had to consider now was how to get rid of these people.
They drove the carriage to the south, and someone asked, "Hey, why are you going that way? You're going the other way!"
The person in front turned around and said, "There is a forest near here, I want to make it easier."
The man rolled his eyes silently after hearing this: "It's really a lazy person who poops a lot! Hurry up, we can finish the work quickly, and go back to work earlier."
Really, although their status in the palace is not high, at least they are better than eunuchs.I really didn't expect them to be eunuchs today.
They parked the carriage outside the woods, and several people rushed in to relieve themselves.
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one there, Nan Gongyan quickly removed the lid and crawled out of the bucket.
Regardless of the stench on his body, he slipped over and knocked on Ji Qingxue's bucket.
"Axue and the others have already left, you can come out now."
Ji Qingxue, who was hiding in the barrel, was trying to hold her breath, her face turned red, and she almost died.
She suddenly heard Nan Gongyan's voice, she stretched out her hand and removed the cover to emerge from the inside, taking a big gulp of fresh air.
Oh my god, it's really delicious in here!
Nan Gongyan quickly reached out to help her out, "Is Axue alright?"
Ji Qingxue clasped his shoulders with both hands, and shook her head lightly. She was fine, but there might be something interesting about him.
Like Chinese New Year cured bacon, they both smell bad now.
In this situation, Ji Qingxue still smirked at Nan Gongyan: "Do you think we two really have similar tastes?"
Nan Gongyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You're right." They all stink like this, don't they have similar smells!
"Axue, we have to get out of here quickly."
As soon as Nangongyan finished speaking, a person came out of the woods.
He was humming a little tune while lifting his trousers. When he saw two people standing next to Gong Tong, he thought his eyes were dazzled.
He quickly rubbed it twice vigorously, and then took a closer look, and found that the two were still there.
Ji Qingxue had already seen him, so she said helplessly to Nan Gongyan: "We may not be able to leave now, we have to deal with them."
While talking, Ji Qingxue raised his chin in the direction of the guards. Nan Gongyan turned around and looked over. He frowned slightly. It seemed that they could not be allowed to go back alive.
They had already seen themselves and A Xue, if they were asked to go back and tell others, Sima Jingxuan would definitely follow him along the way, causing some unnecessary troubles.
Nan Gongyan turned to Ji Qingxue and said, "You wait for me here, I'll go and deal with them."
Nan Gongyan jumped off the carriage and walked slowly towards the man. When he was not a few meters away, the man suddenly covered his mouth and nose: "Who are you, why are you so smelly?"
Nan Gongyan raised his finger and pointed to Gong Tun behind him, the man was obviously taken aback: "You mean you came out of there?"
Seeing that he looks so good-looking, could it be that he is a Gong Barrel demon?
What a goddamn Gongtong demon, thanks to the fact that Nan Gongyan and Ji Qingxue don't know what's going on in this fellow's mind, if they knew, they would definitely hit him with peach blossoms all over his face.
You are the Barrel-Gong Demon, and your whole family is the Barrel-Gong Demon?Why don't you say you are a dung beetle!
Even in such an embarrassing situation, Nan Gongyan still stood firm, behaved dignifiedly, and did not panic at all.
Slowly injecting inner strength into his palm, even if the person opposite is a fool, he can see that he has bad intentions.
So he quickly drew his sword, and said to Nan Gongyan, "I don't care if you are a human or a demon, you are not allowed to come here again, or else the young master's sword will not have eyes!"
In this situation, Nan Gongyan didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore, he held the blade directly, and then used all his internal strength to shake the knife into a good chunk.
The man was dumbfounded, he obviously had a knife in his hand just now, but now only the handle is left.
Ji Qingxue, who was not far away, saw this scene and couldn't help but tut: "It seems that the quality of their knives is not very good.
The fool's legs were weak, and he knelt directly on the ground, and there was still a half knife stuck in the soil.
Nan Gongyan said flatly, "You can end it yourself."
Nangongyan's words completely awakened the stupefied person, and now he doesn't care about whether it stinks or not. He directly grabbed Nangongyan's robe and said with snot and tears, "Gong Tun Brother Yao, please forgive me! I will never dare to do it again!"
Nan Gongyan's face darkened instantly, and he asked word by word: "What did you call me just now?"
"Brother Gongtongyao!" The man was very puzzled, could it be that his address was not enough to show respect, why did this big brother look sour.
Forget it, as long as you can survive, you will simply go all out.
He said cautiously again: "Are you not satisfied with this title, how about respecting Grandpa Barrel Demon?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help but apologize in his heart to his grandfather who passed away many years ago.
Grandpa, my grandson is really sorry for you.
But the grandson was also forced to be helpless, because he was forced by this vicious man in front of him who didn't know whether it was a human or a demon.
Grandpa, if you are angry, you should take this person away. Don't settle accounts with my grandson!
Nan Gongyan closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart.
Is this a matter of being called big brother or grandpa?
He had never been so embarrassed in his life, and all this was due to the defeated Sima Jingxuan.
When I get back to Dayan, I must make a good calculation with him.
Nan Gongyan gritted his back molars, looked at the person in front of him: "Don't do it yet, or you want me to help you more."
"No, no, big brother, grandpa, just let the little one go. Just pretend that the little one didn't see you, can you make it? Grandpa, you are like a beautiful tree, graceful, handsome and golden, you can't fall down with a golden gun..."
Nan Gongyan slapped his head with a palm, and there was a sound of bones breaking, and the man collapsed to the ground, dying with regret.
Nan Gongyan said coldly: "Whispering!"
At this time, other people also came out of the forest. They were not as stupid as the dead idiot, and they would think that Nan Gongyan was Lao Shizi's gong barrel demon.
They looked at each other, drew their knives decisively, and said to Nan Gongyan: "Are you the fugitives being arrested in the palace?"
Nan Gongyan nodded, "Correct answer, there is a prize!"
A few silver needles "swish" flew over from behind him, hitting those people's eyebrows.
Before they had time to say a few more words, they burped.
Ji Qingxue jumped out of the carriage and told them what the hell, "Ah Yan, let's go quickly."
(End of this chapter)
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