The best little eunuch

Chapter 1 The Fake Eunuch Who Came Through
Chapter 1 The Fake Eunuch Who Came Through
It was July, the hottest time of the year.Under the scorching sun, even the air is filled with a tinge of fire, as if it is about to roast people.On a gazebo in the royal garden, Lin Feng dressed as a eunuch in green clothes, with a piece of unknown weed that broke off somewhere in his mouth, lay leisurely on the cross chair of the gazebo, with his legs crossed, It is quite pleasant to put your hands under your head and stare at the fish in the pool fighting for food.

Looking at the fish scrambling for fish food in the pool, Lin Feng's mind was not on the fish scrambling for fish food in the pool at all.Up to now, Lin Feng can hardly accept the fact that he has time-traveled. You said it was all right, why did he time-travel?
I am a citizen of the 21st century who was born in New China, grew up under the red flag, enjoyed the various changes brought about by the reform and opening up, and lived a fairly happy life. He actually traveled to this dynasty named "Yan".Even if Lin Feng wanted to break his head and rack his brains to recall the few historical knowledge he remembered that he hadn't returned to his teacher, he couldn't remember that there was such a dynasty in history as Yan.

When Lin Feng first heard the country name "Yan", his first reaction was that troubled times were coming, and he had to prepare early.Because the Yan Dynasty is likely to be only a short-lived dynasty in history. If it is the kind of dynasty that has existed for a long time, it is impossible for Lin Feng not to have heard of this country name.

If troubled times come, Lin Feng doesn't think that relying on his petty theft skills in his previous life, he can achieve a career in the troubled times, found a country, establish a dynasty, and achieve great achievements.He is neither a special soldier, nor does he know how to make muskets or cannons. He was just a small thief in his previous life.Fighting for hegemony in troubled times is not something you can play on your own, and you may have to take your life into it.

The only thing Lin Feng hoped for was to find a paradise to hide before the war broke out.When the peace and prosperity come, I can copy my old career again, maybe I can earn tens of thousands of wealth for my children and grandchildren, and I can also enjoy the treatment of three wives and four concubines, and it is not in vain to travel through time.Of course, it can be regarded as worthy of my own good craftsmanship.He didn't think that he was the protagonist in that YY novel. As soon as he became domineering, a large number of civil servants and military officers would immediately join him.It is so difficult to make a fortune in troubled times by yourself alone, without money, and without people.It's better to be honest.

In the following days, when Lin Feng was worried about his future, he heard another piece of news from the eunuch who was on duty together: "Yan" has been in power for more than 100 years.Since the country has been established for more than 100 years, it is obviously not a certain short-lived dynasty, but why have I never heard of this dynasty?

"It's over, it's gone wrong. This may not be any dynasty that I am familiar with! Maybe it is a parallel time and space." Thinking of this, Lin Feng couldn't help but want to curse, God, what kind of joke are you playing with me!Anyway, you also sent me to a familiar dynasty. With my limited historical knowledge, I might be able to make a fortune!It's good now, his eyes are darkened, and he doesn't know anything.If there is some kind of palace change or coup, maybe my little life will be involved.As the saying goes, a king is like a tiger.In this inner palace, it is possible to provoke someone who shouldn't be provoked at any time, and then die.

However, complaints belong to complaints, and life is still alive.Although he is now a eunuch, Lin Feng can proudly say: "I am a man, a real man!"

Although it was a fake eunuch, Lin Feng did not dare to reveal it.Although I don't know the rules of this dynasty, no matter which dynasty it is, no second man other than the emperor is allowed in the harem. The women in the harem belong to the emperor.If another man appeared, he would be cuckolding the emperor!Once his identity as a fake eunuch is discovered, it may be the time of his death.Therefore, for the past month, Lin Feng has been careful everywhere. Fortunately, through this month's understanding, Lin Feng has gained a foothold in the harem and learned a lot.At least he is no longer as dazed and ignorant as when he first came here.Relying on some knowledge of later generations, the little eunuch who was also on duty was taken aback for a while.

Over the past month, Lin Feng has also inquired about the origin of the "Yan" Dynasty through side-stepping.In the last years of the Tang Dynasty, the Fanzhen was separated and the feudal lords were fighting for hegemony. The people all over the world were suffering unspeakably. In some places, people were even eating people. It was a miserable image of hell on earth.According to the historical development of later generations, it should have been Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin who replaced the Zhou Dynasty with great talent and general strategy, and finally unified the country.Here, however, history takes a small twist.Murong Feng, the great ancestor of Yan Dynasty, pacified the countries like the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves with his great talents. Zhao Kuangyin, the Taizu of Song Dynasty, was still the general of Zhou Dynasty. He fell in the battle with Yan Dynasty. In the end, Zhou Dynasty perished. The unified Yan Dynasty has gone through six generations so far, more than 150 years.

Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about those things.With a gust of breeze blowing from a distance, it brought a bit of coolness, Lin Feng couldn't help but yawned, stretched his waist, and when he was about to take a nap, he heard someone running towards him Looking up, it was the eunuch Xiao Duozi who was on duty with him.It stands to reason that at noon, everyone was either on duty, or went back to the house to take a nap. Why is Xiao Duozi running around outside?

It was extremely hot in July, if Lin Feng hadn't been on duty in the Empress Dowager's palace today, he would have gone back to sleep early.Finally, the Queen Mother fell asleep, let Xiao Duozi, who was on duty with him, stare at him, and immediately ran to the imperial garden to take a rest, because the imperial garden has many trees, pavilions, towers, pavilions and pavilions are far away. Because of the running water, it is relatively cool, and it is a good place to escape the heat in summer.But he didn't expect that Xiao Duozi would come to find him before he fell asleep.

Looking at Xiao Duozi who was sweating profusely and hurried over, Lin Feng asked, "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the Empress Dowager's bedroom? Why did you come here? Could something be wrong?"

Regardless of wiping the sweat that was falling like rain on his head, Xiao Duozi hurriedly said: "The Queen Mother just woke up from the heat from her afternoon nap, she said she needs to take a bath, let us hurry up and get ready." While talking, Xiao Duozi Panting, it seems that he ran all the way here.In this hot day, I sweat every time I move, let alone running.After running this pass, it is really enough for Xiao Duozi to bear.

Hearing that the Queen Mother was about to take a bath, Lin Feng couldn't help but see a stunning beauty.Dressed in a decent palace attire, noble yet elegant.The small Qiong nose and cherry lips always make people feel the urge to kiss Fangze.Especially the faint body fragrance from the queen mother always made Lin Feng, who was a virgin in his previous life, feel an inexplicable impulse. Therefore, if there was nothing to do, Lin Feng would not be willing to stay in the hall of kindness where the queen mother was.

The empress dowager is only two decades old this year, and the first emperor took the throne only half a year ago, because of excessive indulgence and taking the medicine of tiger and wolf, he died, leaving behind the young prince and the young queen.

Since the emperor has only one son, the crown prince, of course, the crown prince ascended the throne and became the emperor, and the empress naturally became the empress dowager, living in the Hall of Kindness, assisting the young emperor, and listening to the government behind the curtain.

"Xiao Linzi, what are you in a daze for? Didn't you hear what I said just now? The queen mother wants to take a bath, so let us prepare quickly! If the queen mother is displeased, we will have to be punished!" Duozi saw that Lin Feng didn't respond when he finished speaking, so he hurriedly repeated it again.It doesn't matter if he is in a daze, if he delays the queen mother's bath and makes the queen mother unhappy, that meal will be indispensable.Thinking of being hit by a board, Xiao Duozi couldn't help shivering.The last time he hit the board was still fresh in his memory.

"Ah? Oh, I almost forgot the business, so let's prepare quickly." Lin Feng said, and hurried forward.Xiao Duozi hurriedly followed.

It's no small matter for the queen mother to take a bath, so led by Lin Feng and Xiao Duozi, a large number of eunuchs and maids got busy, and soon, the preparations for the queen mother's bath were completed.

Pouring the last bucket of warm water into the bathtub, Lin Feng stretched out his hand to test the water temperature, and after confirming that the water temperature was just right, he walked to the Queen Mother's bed and said to the slightly lazy Queen Mother lying on the bed: "My Lady, the water It's ready. The slave will help you to take a bath?"

Stretching out a pair of jade hands, the queen mother said lazily: "Help Ai get up, the weather is too hot, and it makes people very tired. If you move a little, you will sweat all over, which is really uncomfortable."

Lin Feng didn't answer, but quickly supported the empress dowager's delicate hand, and led the empress dowager towards the bathtub.

Since the weather was relatively hot and it was in her own bedroom, the Empress Dowager wore relatively thin clothes, and the almost transparent thin gauze could not conceal the Empress Dowager's exquisite and proud figure at all.Lin Feng could completely see the Queen Mother's clothes, even the delicate peony embroidered on it.

Since he was relatively close to the queen mother, Lin Feng could even smell the faint scent of sweat emanating from the queen mother, which made Lin Feng very dishonest.Because there were no underwear in ancient times, the changes in Lin Feng's body were naturally reflected. Lin Feng was worried that his identity as a fake eunuch would be exposed, so he had to try his best to hide it, which made his walking posture very strange.Fortunately, the Empress Dowager's eyes were not on Lin Feng, otherwise she would definitely find that Lin Feng's walking posture was wrong.

Walking to the bathtub, the two personal maids of the Empress Dowager, Xia He and Qiu Xiang, took a step forward, walked up to the Empress Dowager, and bowed to the Empress Dowager Yingying.Then began to undress the Queen Mother.

The queen mother waved her hand and let Lin Feng go down.Lin Feng hurriedly bowed and bowed, and retreated.This queen mother is so attractive, Lin Feng is really worried that if he stays any longer, he will turn into a wolf and do something reckless.

After leaving the Hall of Kindness, Lin Feng said to Xiaoduozi outside: "I'm a little tired, so I'll go back first, and you can take care of me here."

Hearing Lin Feng's words, Xiao Duozi asked with concern: "What's the matter with you? Are you okay, do you want to see the imperial doctor?" Just now, seeing that Lin Feng was fine, why is his face turning red now, and even his walking posture Nothing is right?
"I'm fine, just rest for a while." Naturally, Lin Feng didn't dare to say that it was because of Xiao Lin Feng, so he could only explain in this way.Then, without waiting for Xiao Duozi to agree, he walked quickly towards his residence.

Walking all the way back to his residence, Lin Feng deliberately didn't think about what happened just now, which made it a little better.Back at the residence, Lin Feng washed his face with cold water, and Lin Feng felt that the hot feeling on his face had dissipated a lot.After secretly scolding himself for being useless, Lin Feng couldn't help thinking of the Queen Mother's alluring body again, but he nodded frequently.

In order to divert his attention, Lin Feng took out a book he bought from other places from under the bed and read it.This book tells the history of the rise of the Great Yan Dynasty. Naturally, in the book, Yan Taizu Murong Feng is very boastful. What kind of talent is born in the sky, and the stars in the sky come down to earth. All the words of praise made Lin Feng, who read it, feel a little unbearable. I really don't know how the person who wrote this book wrote it.

Of course, reading this book is not fruitless, at least, the book also briefly mentions the administrative system of the Yan Dynasty.For example, the local government implements a three-level administrative system of provinces, prefectures (states), and counties. This is another pioneering work of the Great Yan Dynasty. Higher-level administrative planning, but mostly in name only, is still the county system in essence. This system makes it difficult for the central court to manage the place.The Yan Dynasty's first provincial system solved this problem well.

The Yan Dynasty divided the country into fifteen provinces. This is different from the Ming Dynasty in later generations, but it is not very obvious.The central government implements a system similar to the system of three provinces and six ministries, namely the Zhengshitang, the Military Affairs Council, Yushitai, and the six ministries.

The Zhengshitang handles daily government affairs. There are one prime minister on the left and one on the left, and three people who are in charge of political affairs. These five people form the core of the Zhengshitang.

The Military Affairs Council is in charge of the national military, but it does not have the authority to mobilize troops. To mobilize sergeants, the Ministry of War needs to issue a dispatch order, and then the Military Affairs Council issues a seal to the general to lead the troops.The Academy of Military Affairs has set up a Taiwei as the supreme head of the Academy, and several deputy lieutenants to assist the lieutenant in managing the Academy.

Yushitai is in charge of supervisory duties. Although he has no real power, he can impeach anyone, and the Yan Dynasty stipulates that no doctor can be punished, and the officials can be impeached by rumors without any evidence. Moreover, Yushitai will inspect the whole country with the Ministry of Officials. The obligations of officials, in this way, make Yushitai's power not small.

The Yushitai is set up with one censor each on the left and right, several censors in the deputy capital, fifteen supervisors and more than one hundred censors. large area.Moreover, the censors of the Yan Dynasty were basically concentrated in the capital. Unless something happened, they would take the big seal and go out of Beijing. After the matter was over, they returned to Beijing to hand in the seal.However, the censor rank of the left and right of Yushitai is slightly lower than that of the heads of Zhengshitang and Military Affairs Academy, which is the third grade.It was also because of this that the emperor dared to give Yushitai such a large authority without worrying about it.

Just as Lin Feng was reading this book with gusto, he suddenly heard the sound of someone breaking in.Quickly close the book, hide the book behind, and then look up to the front.If people know that he can read, it will be troublesome.After all, the royal family doesn't want their slaves to be capable. As slaves, they just need to be obedient.Knowing words will inevitably lead to great ambitions, which is not a good thing for the royal family.

Seeing that it was Qiuxiang who came, Lin Feng stood up quickly and asked, "Sister Qiuxiang, what do you want to see me for?"

"Oh, I heard from Xiao Duozi that you were sick, so I came here to see, are you okay?" Qiuxiang walked to Lin Feng's side while talking, touched Lin Feng's forehead with her hand, and then said: " It's not hot."

While avoiding Qiuxiang's hand, Lin Feng said, "Sister Qiuxiang, sit down."

"Well, good." Qiuxiang said, and sat down beside Lin Feng, and then said with concern: "The weather is hot now, and people are easy to get sick. If you get sick, won't you delay taking care of the empress dowager?" While talking, Qiuxiang moved towards Lin Feng's side again.

Unobtrusively, Lin Feng sat a little further away from Qiuxiang, and then said: "I know, sister Qiuxiang, I will take care of myself." Lin Feng did not mean that Qiuxiang was ugly, on the contrary, not only was Qiuxiang not ugly , and is a standard beauty.Although she didn't have expensive clothes and didn't use good rouge and gouache, it was hard to conceal her beauty.

It was precisely because of Qiuxiang's beauty that Lin Feng did not dare to get so close to Qiuxiang, because he was worried that he would turn into a wolf, and that his identity as a fake eunuch would be completely exposed.This is definitely not a wise choice for Lin Feng.

She moved to Lin Feng's side again, and Qiu Xiang couldn't stop looking at Lin Feng's body.Lin Feng was very nervous.He asked, "Sister Qiuxiang came to see me for something?"

With a straight face, Qiuxiang asked: "What? Can't I come to see you if I have nothing to do? Sister Qiuxiang is so annoying. If you don't like me, then I'll go." Qiuxiang said, tears welling in her eyes It was spinning around inside, but he said he wanted to go, but he didn't mean to go at all, and he was still sitting on the bed.

Lin Feng quickly explained: "Sister Qiuxiang, I didn't mean that. You know, I'm stupid and can't speak. Don't take offense." Lin Feng said, also showing a little embarrassment.

"Pfft" Qiuxiang suddenly laughed, and said to Lin Feng: "You fool, my sister can still be really angry with you. Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. My sister is here today because I have something to do." I told you."

Lin Feng was puzzled by Qiuxiang's sudden burst of tears, but he didn't have time to think about it, so he asked, "Sister Qiuxiang, what's the matter, just tell me."

"It's like this. The original eunuch in charge of the Empress Dowager's Hall of Kindness was transferred to the Northwest Supervising Army. Therefore, the position of the eunuch in charge of the Hall of Kindness was vacated. The Inner Palace Chief Wang Gonggong also proposed several candidates. , but the Queen Mother is not very satisfied, not to mention the Queen Mother, I am not satisfied with those people, even my sister, who is not clever at all, how can such a person do things for the Queen Mother." After Qiu Xiang finished speaking, she looked at her affectionately. Lin Feng continued: "Just now, Eunuch Wang found another person. It was recommended by Eunuch Wu, the supervisor of Shangshan. , my sister recommended you to the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother thinks you are quite clever, and is now hesitating."

(End of this chapter)