Summoning of the Elements of Online Games
Chapter 135: A Sinister Season 3
Chapter 135: The Third Season
When the early morning sun shines into Li Hei's room, the "Bunker Bomber Hero" lying on the bed is still in a sweet sleep, which can be seen from the saliva that flows from the corner of his mouth and wets the pillow and quilt .
But even if there is sunshine, it will be difficult to wake people up in this season of late autumn and early winter.
"Crack~" At this moment, Li Hei's door was gently opened, making a slight sound.A head poked out from the crack of the door, it was Xia Jianchu.
Last night, Xia Jianchu and Su Xuewei were lying in bed watching online videos, and found a video titled "How to Prank Your Roommate".Click to open it, and the man who is the protagonist of the video hid several mobile phones in the room of his roommate in the middle of the night, and each mobile phone has more than a dozen alarm clocks set at staggered times.He then placed a video camera in his roommate's room to record footage.
It can be seen that the roommate who was pranked in the video was rummaging through his mobile phone in his room with a confused face after being woken up in his sleep.After finding one with great difficulty, he turned off all the alarm clocks, and when he lay down and prepared to go back to sleep, the cell phone hidden in another place rang again, which made him have to get up again to find the cell phone.After going back and forth like this, the roommate who was still wanting to sleep collapsed. Even if he was lying on the bed, he didn't fall asleep. Instead, he looked around suspiciously, waiting for the next alarm clock to ring.
After watching this video, the two women also became interested in performing the same prank on Li Hei, but unfortunately, there seemed to be some... deviations in the preparation process.
Because Li He can often get up early, at least earlier than the two women, so the two women must secretly hide the prepared mobile phone in Li Hei's room at an earlier time.However... the mobile phone placement operation that was originally scheduled to take place at five o'clock in the morning fell through because both girls fell asleep.Until now, at nearly eight o'clock, Xia Jianchu, who woke up because he thought he still had something to do, sneaked into Li Hei's room.
"It's a good thing he didn't wake up..." Xia Jianchu murmured to himself, tiptoed into the room, put his mobile phone under the bedside table, and then stuffed Su Xuewei's mobile phone under a corner of the bed sheet.Finally, she turned on the small video camera from her pocket, placed it on the table, and adjusted the angle to aim at Li Hei, then slowly exited the room and closed the door.
After finishing all this, Xia Jianchu was extremely excited, and bounced back to his room, waiting for the voice to come from there.
"Hmm... are you awake?" Su Xuewei, who was lying on the bed, was also awakened by Xia Jianchu's movement, and asked in confusion.
"Hurry up, get up, and wait for Li Hei to go crazy." Xia Jianchu excitedly grabbed Su Xuewei who was not fully awake, and shook her for a while.After receiving such a wake-up call, Su Xuewei naturally became very awake, sat up, got dressed, and waited quietly.
While the two women were waiting excitedly, the time quickly reached 8:05.Xia Jianchu's volume was turned up to the maximum, and her mobile phone was already ringing with a strong rhythm.
"...Your ringtone is so earthy..." Even though several walls were separated, the loudest ringtone still reached the ears of the two women.And Su Xuewei's first reaction was: ugly.
"What do you know? In order to wake him up, the ringtone has to be non-mainstream." Xia Jianchu snorted triumphantly.
Soon the ringing stopped abruptly, presumably Li Hei found the phone and pressed the alarm clock.However, this is not the end.The phones of the two women are all password-set, even if Li Hei presses one, if he cannot enter the password to open the phone and turn off the rest of the alarm clocks, he will have to face the alarm clocks one after another.
"Why do I feel so good right now?" Xia Jianchu was dangling excitedly on the bed.
"Don't tell me you can orgasm just by playing a prank?" Su Xuewei said contemptuously with a look of caring for a fool.
"You who have a bag of cucumbers hidden in the bedside table have no right to speak of me!"
"I used slices to stick to my face!"
"Then how about a banana?"
"Eat the bowel laxative!"
"But you still have a black rechargeable mechanical stick!"
"That's an electric shock baton!"
The two women were arguing with each other, and another long singing sound came from Li Hei's room. It was the alarm of Su Xuewei's mobile phone.
Xia Jianchu listened carefully for a while before saying, "So you like listening to folk songs."
"Folk songs can wake you up just by singing them at a high pitch. It's so much higher than your non-mainstream songs." Su Xuewei puffed her chest out and said arrogantly.
But this time, the folk song didn't stop, and even played for a while after playing for 2 minutes. Only then did the duration of the alarm clock end and stop playing.
"Did he not find the phone or something? He gave up the treatment?" Xia Jianchu asked puzzled.
"Ghost knows. Wait and see?" Su Xuewei was also confused about the situation and shook her head.
After Xia Jianchu's alarm bell rang next time, the two girls discovered that the alarm clock still stopped automatically after the song finished playing this time.So the two women decided to go out of the room to have a look, only to find that the door of Li Hei's room was wide open, but the people inside were gone.
"He...was awakened by the alarm clock, and the world evaporated?" Xia Jianchu asked, not knowing how her wild imagination came about.
"I'm scared to death by your non-mainstream songs! Everyone is scared to death." Su Xuewei still did not forget to complain about Xia Jianchu's taste.
Xia Jianchu walked into Li Hei's room, picked up the video camera on the table, and prepared to check the playback.
Fast forward to the very beginning, when Li Hei was still on the bed, Xia Jianchu pressed the play button.Within two seconds, the dynamic and non-mainstream music came out of the video again, causing Su Xuewei to cover her ears in disgust.
In the video, Li Hei seemed to be awakened by a start, and sat up suddenly from the bed, then rubbed his eyes, looked around, and then found the beeping cell phone from under the bedside table, pressed the alarm clock, and carefully I looked at it carefully, entered the password to try to unlock it, but failed.Then Li Hei threw the phone directly on the bed, Xia Jianchu was nervous and angry.
After that, Li Hei sat on the bed thoughtfully for 2 minutes, then he got up, changed his clothes, and left the room.
"So what did he go for?" Su Xuewei said that she didn't understand.
"How do I know." Xia Jianchu spread his hands, took back both mobile phones, and turned off the set alarm clock.
At this moment, the door of the house was opened from the outside.Li Hei, carrying these bags containing breakfast, appeared outside the door.
"You...how did you go to buy breakfast?" Xia Jianchu asked blankly.
"Ah?" Li Hei tilted his head, "Didn't you mean it? The alarm clock you set woke me up, didn't you tell me to get up early to buy breakfast?"
"You, you... why don't you continue to sleep! I didn't name you and told you to buy breakfast!" Xia Jianchu said disappointedly.This Li He doesn't follow the rules at all!
Li Hei thought for a while and said, "But your phone wallpaper is full of food... I thought it was the same code."
Xia Jianchu was taken aback for a moment, turned on his mobile phone, stared at it for two seconds, then slapped his head, and sighed in disappointment: "What a crime..."
Of course this prank was nothing, the two girls were also very disappointed, even while eating breakfast, Li Hei looked very confused: what did he do wrong?
After breakfast and packing up his things, Li He naturally went back to bed to log in to the game.
The online location is still Whiterun City, very close to the extremely deep well.But this time, Li Hei found that there were two buckets beside the well again.
"The system couldn't be tricking me on purpose..." Li Hei murmured irrelevantly.If this is the case, then it is something to think about carefully, and it is better not to think too much about it.
When Li Hei was considering where to go to level up, a private chat message popped up, it was from the blood-stained bed sheet.
"Should I sell the assembly order today?" asked the blood-stained bed sheet.
"So you haven't sold it yet?" Li Hei asked back.It is not a good thing to keep this kind of hot potato, and the assembly order is even more special. The value of the first piece can be as high as the sky. No matter how you want to sell it, it is better sooner rather than later. Let's talk about it after the battlefield is over.
Fortunately, no one else has issued an assembly order now, and the blood-stained bed sheet should still have the only status.
"I don't know what price is more reasonable... I thought about calling you a staff officer, but I have been busy on the battlefield for the past two days, so I forgot about it." The blood-stained sheet replied.
"Well... let me tell you this," Li Hei thought for a while, and then opened the virtual keyboard, "This is your first assembly order, so don't think about reasonable or unreasonable things, because its price can It doesn't make sense at all. If you ask Wenjian for 100 million Huaxia coins, the other party will immediately pay for it."
"Really..." After the blood-stained sheet received the message, there was no news for a while. It seems that they should have contacted those guilds.
Li Hei walked casually in Baiman City, and climbed up the high city wall to glance in the direction of Shuangsa City.Tomorrow is the siege battle, so today the empire NPC will establish a defense system in Shuangsa City and wait for it.Although in Li Hei's memory, it was very difficult to win the siege battle at this stage in his early 30s, but there is still some hope.
Maybe, like last night, he can spend time digging a hole, then blow it up, bury all the NPCs in Shuangsa City, and win.
Just as he was thinking, Li Hei saw an announcement flashing in the chat channel.
Sneer: Are you mentally retarded, that blood-stained bed sheet?Think about money and go crazy!He also said, "Other guilds have bid for 100 million Huaxia coins", so why don't you tell me?Which silly bird guild gave out 100 million?
Li Hei was speechless, it seemed that the transaction of the blood-stained bed sheets was blocked from the very beginning.But it seems that because he misled his relationship, Li He could only shake his head and sigh:
"A sin..."
(End of this chapter)
When the early morning sun shines into Li Hei's room, the "Bunker Bomber Hero" lying on the bed is still in a sweet sleep, which can be seen from the saliva that flows from the corner of his mouth and wets the pillow and quilt .
But even if there is sunshine, it will be difficult to wake people up in this season of late autumn and early winter.
"Crack~" At this moment, Li Hei's door was gently opened, making a slight sound.A head poked out from the crack of the door, it was Xia Jianchu.
Last night, Xia Jianchu and Su Xuewei were lying in bed watching online videos, and found a video titled "How to Prank Your Roommate".Click to open it, and the man who is the protagonist of the video hid several mobile phones in the room of his roommate in the middle of the night, and each mobile phone has more than a dozen alarm clocks set at staggered times.He then placed a video camera in his roommate's room to record footage.
It can be seen that the roommate who was pranked in the video was rummaging through his mobile phone in his room with a confused face after being woken up in his sleep.After finding one with great difficulty, he turned off all the alarm clocks, and when he lay down and prepared to go back to sleep, the cell phone hidden in another place rang again, which made him have to get up again to find the cell phone.After going back and forth like this, the roommate who was still wanting to sleep collapsed. Even if he was lying on the bed, he didn't fall asleep. Instead, he looked around suspiciously, waiting for the next alarm clock to ring.
After watching this video, the two women also became interested in performing the same prank on Li Hei, but unfortunately, there seemed to be some... deviations in the preparation process.
Because Li He can often get up early, at least earlier than the two women, so the two women must secretly hide the prepared mobile phone in Li Hei's room at an earlier time.However... the mobile phone placement operation that was originally scheduled to take place at five o'clock in the morning fell through because both girls fell asleep.Until now, at nearly eight o'clock, Xia Jianchu, who woke up because he thought he still had something to do, sneaked into Li Hei's room.
"It's a good thing he didn't wake up..." Xia Jianchu murmured to himself, tiptoed into the room, put his mobile phone under the bedside table, and then stuffed Su Xuewei's mobile phone under a corner of the bed sheet.Finally, she turned on the small video camera from her pocket, placed it on the table, and adjusted the angle to aim at Li Hei, then slowly exited the room and closed the door.
After finishing all this, Xia Jianchu was extremely excited, and bounced back to his room, waiting for the voice to come from there.
"Hmm... are you awake?" Su Xuewei, who was lying on the bed, was also awakened by Xia Jianchu's movement, and asked in confusion.
"Hurry up, get up, and wait for Li Hei to go crazy." Xia Jianchu excitedly grabbed Su Xuewei who was not fully awake, and shook her for a while.After receiving such a wake-up call, Su Xuewei naturally became very awake, sat up, got dressed, and waited quietly.
While the two women were waiting excitedly, the time quickly reached 8:05.Xia Jianchu's volume was turned up to the maximum, and her mobile phone was already ringing with a strong rhythm.
"...Your ringtone is so earthy..." Even though several walls were separated, the loudest ringtone still reached the ears of the two women.And Su Xuewei's first reaction was: ugly.
"What do you know? In order to wake him up, the ringtone has to be non-mainstream." Xia Jianchu snorted triumphantly.
Soon the ringing stopped abruptly, presumably Li Hei found the phone and pressed the alarm clock.However, this is not the end.The phones of the two women are all password-set, even if Li Hei presses one, if he cannot enter the password to open the phone and turn off the rest of the alarm clocks, he will have to face the alarm clocks one after another.
"Why do I feel so good right now?" Xia Jianchu was dangling excitedly on the bed.
"Don't tell me you can orgasm just by playing a prank?" Su Xuewei said contemptuously with a look of caring for a fool.
"You who have a bag of cucumbers hidden in the bedside table have no right to speak of me!"
"I used slices to stick to my face!"
"Then how about a banana?"
"Eat the bowel laxative!"
"But you still have a black rechargeable mechanical stick!"
"That's an electric shock baton!"
The two women were arguing with each other, and another long singing sound came from Li Hei's room. It was the alarm of Su Xuewei's mobile phone.
Xia Jianchu listened carefully for a while before saying, "So you like listening to folk songs."
"Folk songs can wake you up just by singing them at a high pitch. It's so much higher than your non-mainstream songs." Su Xuewei puffed her chest out and said arrogantly.
But this time, the folk song didn't stop, and even played for a while after playing for 2 minutes. Only then did the duration of the alarm clock end and stop playing.
"Did he not find the phone or something? He gave up the treatment?" Xia Jianchu asked puzzled.
"Ghost knows. Wait and see?" Su Xuewei was also confused about the situation and shook her head.
After Xia Jianchu's alarm bell rang next time, the two girls discovered that the alarm clock still stopped automatically after the song finished playing this time.So the two women decided to go out of the room to have a look, only to find that the door of Li Hei's room was wide open, but the people inside were gone.
"He...was awakened by the alarm clock, and the world evaporated?" Xia Jianchu asked, not knowing how her wild imagination came about.
"I'm scared to death by your non-mainstream songs! Everyone is scared to death." Su Xuewei still did not forget to complain about Xia Jianchu's taste.
Xia Jianchu walked into Li Hei's room, picked up the video camera on the table, and prepared to check the playback.
Fast forward to the very beginning, when Li Hei was still on the bed, Xia Jianchu pressed the play button.Within two seconds, the dynamic and non-mainstream music came out of the video again, causing Su Xuewei to cover her ears in disgust.
In the video, Li Hei seemed to be awakened by a start, and sat up suddenly from the bed, then rubbed his eyes, looked around, and then found the beeping cell phone from under the bedside table, pressed the alarm clock, and carefully I looked at it carefully, entered the password to try to unlock it, but failed.Then Li Hei threw the phone directly on the bed, Xia Jianchu was nervous and angry.
After that, Li Hei sat on the bed thoughtfully for 2 minutes, then he got up, changed his clothes, and left the room.
"So what did he go for?" Su Xuewei said that she didn't understand.
"How do I know." Xia Jianchu spread his hands, took back both mobile phones, and turned off the set alarm clock.
At this moment, the door of the house was opened from the outside.Li Hei, carrying these bags containing breakfast, appeared outside the door.
"You...how did you go to buy breakfast?" Xia Jianchu asked blankly.
"Ah?" Li Hei tilted his head, "Didn't you mean it? The alarm clock you set woke me up, didn't you tell me to get up early to buy breakfast?"
"You, you... why don't you continue to sleep! I didn't name you and told you to buy breakfast!" Xia Jianchu said disappointedly.This Li He doesn't follow the rules at all!
Li Hei thought for a while and said, "But your phone wallpaper is full of food... I thought it was the same code."
Xia Jianchu was taken aback for a moment, turned on his mobile phone, stared at it for two seconds, then slapped his head, and sighed in disappointment: "What a crime..."
Of course this prank was nothing, the two girls were also very disappointed, even while eating breakfast, Li Hei looked very confused: what did he do wrong?
After breakfast and packing up his things, Li He naturally went back to bed to log in to the game.
The online location is still Whiterun City, very close to the extremely deep well.But this time, Li Hei found that there were two buckets beside the well again.
"The system couldn't be tricking me on purpose..." Li Hei murmured irrelevantly.If this is the case, then it is something to think about carefully, and it is better not to think too much about it.
When Li Hei was considering where to go to level up, a private chat message popped up, it was from the blood-stained bed sheet.
"Should I sell the assembly order today?" asked the blood-stained bed sheet.
"So you haven't sold it yet?" Li Hei asked back.It is not a good thing to keep this kind of hot potato, and the assembly order is even more special. The value of the first piece can be as high as the sky. No matter how you want to sell it, it is better sooner rather than later. Let's talk about it after the battlefield is over.
Fortunately, no one else has issued an assembly order now, and the blood-stained bed sheet should still have the only status.
"I don't know what price is more reasonable... I thought about calling you a staff officer, but I have been busy on the battlefield for the past two days, so I forgot about it." The blood-stained sheet replied.
"Well... let me tell you this," Li Hei thought for a while, and then opened the virtual keyboard, "This is your first assembly order, so don't think about reasonable or unreasonable things, because its price can It doesn't make sense at all. If you ask Wenjian for 100 million Huaxia coins, the other party will immediately pay for it."
"Really..." After the blood-stained sheet received the message, there was no news for a while. It seems that they should have contacted those guilds.
Li Hei walked casually in Baiman City, and climbed up the high city wall to glance in the direction of Shuangsa City.Tomorrow is the siege battle, so today the empire NPC will establish a defense system in Shuangsa City and wait for it.Although in Li Hei's memory, it was very difficult to win the siege battle at this stage in his early 30s, but there is still some hope.
Maybe, like last night, he can spend time digging a hole, then blow it up, bury all the NPCs in Shuangsa City, and win.
Just as he was thinking, Li Hei saw an announcement flashing in the chat channel.
Sneer: Are you mentally retarded, that blood-stained bed sheet?Think about money and go crazy!He also said, "Other guilds have bid for 100 million Huaxia coins", so why don't you tell me?Which silly bird guild gave out 100 million?
Li Hei was speechless, it seemed that the transaction of the blood-stained bed sheets was blocked from the very beginning.But it seems that because he misled his relationship, Li He could only shake his head and sigh:
"A sin..."
(End of this chapter)
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