The Lazy Vice-Captain of Pirates

Chapter 15 Johnny and Joseph
There was a sound of playing and fighting on the boat, and Mu Yun, who saw all this in his eyes, looked satisfied.

The painting computer appeared in the hand, and there were two frames in Kaya's house that had not been completed.

According to the original book, Usopp is just a incidental product, and he was appointed as a sniper by Luffy after he fired a few shots on the ship.

Although there are deviations, it is finally correct.

"Someone, hello! Do you need any help!"

Although Usopp didn't need to test the cannon, he still found Johnny and Joseph with sharp eyes, and asked Luffy and others to pull the boat to the side of the two, and asked them about their situation in a friendly manner.

"Pirate?" Johnny had some hesitation on his face, then he gritted his teeth: "I'm Johnny, he's Joseph, please save my brother, he's dying soon."

Johnny and Joseph were pulled onto the boat by the straw hats and others.

However, Joseph didn't look like he could last long at all.

"What should I do? Is he sick?"

Luffy touched Joseph with his hand, but Joseph just spat out a mouthful of foam.

"Huh~~~~!" Luffy said with an apologetic face, "I'm sorry, it's my fault."

Johnny just sighed and didn't blame Luffy: "It's okay, he's always been like this."

The noise on the deck quickly alarmed Nami and Zoro inside.

"Why so noisy?"

Zoro came out yawning.

"Big Brother Zoro!"

After seeing Sauron, Johnny was very excited. The three of them used to be comrades-in-arms. Johnny and Joseph were deeply impressed by Sauron's strength.

"Huh? It's you two."

Sauron waved his hand indifferently, making Sauron realize that when the 1000 million bounty was no longer his opponent, it was in the town where Johnny and Joseph were.

"What's the matter with Joseph? Is he sick?"

Johnny looked distressed: "I don't know what happened, he fell down suddenly."

"It's said that you don't exercise enough. You still don't believe it. If you are strong enough, how can you get sick?"

"Go to hell!"

Nami, who was checking Joseph's body when she came out, stood up. At this time, she was completely familiar with Luffy, Sauron and Muyun, and punched Sauron directly on the head without any politeness.

"This is scurvy, which is caused by not eating fruits and vegetables for a long time, and it is not a problem of exercising."

"Besides, since you are a human, how can you not get sick?"

Nami's words caused a question mark to appear in everyone's head.

Luffy and Usopp have the same expression, and the two of them may even be thinking about the meaning of the word sick.

Sauron said 'no' generously.

Feeling that the whole world has changed, Nami looked at Muyun cautiously.

"emmmm"

Mu Yun thought about it carefully, if only counting the world of "One Piece", he really never got sick.

"You are a bunch of monsters!"

"Go and get me the oranges from the storage room at the back, and give him some more limes in a few days."

Really?
Including Mu Yun, they all looked at Nami with question marks on their faces.

This directly pissed off Nami.

"Or throw him directly into the sea to feed the fish!"

Since the economic power is in the hands of this woman, Mu Yun turned her head and concentrated on painting, while Luffy and Usopp went to carry the limes.

After eating the lime, Joseph obviously looked much better.

Nami raised her eyebrows triumphantly: "It's really brave enough for you to dare to float on the sea with your basic common sense of life."

Mu Yun didn't get involved, including Joseph's sudden body fraud, and then suddenly fell down again.

For the upcoming Sanji, Muyun has prepared a particularly gorgeous character map.

The beautiful figure that cannot be concealed by the floral dress, the bewildered metal arms, and the sadness in the glance, the girl in this painting is full of attraction to anyone.

"This kind of painting can't be drawn on paper."

Mu Yun waved his sore arms and began to process the painted frame. The workload of the frame alone was enough to compare with the workload of Mu Yun's previous painting!

The woman in the painting is the 'typist girl' who caught everyone's eyes, Violet Evergarden, the heroine of "Violet Evergarden".

"I don't know if the 'Major' from that world is with Violet."

Muyun was a little tired, so he put the drawing computer in a different dimension and stretched.

"Hey, Muyun, when you're done with work, do you want to come and see the match between me and Luffy?"

Usopp saw Mu Yun stand up and put his arms around Mu Yun's shoulders.

Life at sea is very boring, and their game is actually very simple, which is to compare who can shoot accurately.

It is not difficult to see from Usopp's proud look that he is definitely far ahead.

"Are you wasting shells like this?"

Muyun looked at Usopp with some doubts.

Joseph has also fully recovered at this time. In order to express his gratitude, he also taught Luffy a "nostril chopsticks dance", which is a funny dance that inserts chopsticks into the nostrils and chin.

Muyun is still curious now, Luffy is a rubber man and can do whatever he wants, why Joseph, and later Chopper, Usopp can also do it for ordinary people.

Are you not afraid of getting your nose pierced?
Driven by curiosity, Mu Yun discovered after careful observation that the real situation was that they would cut off the chopsticks, and only Luffy put a whole pair of chopsticks in his nostrils within the range he could bear.
"Aren't you bullying Luffy, or you two can compete in physical skills."

It was still early, and Mu Yun didn't want to finish the project so quickly, so he got together with Luffy Usopp and others.

"Yes, you are a sniper, so your accuracy is definitely higher than mine!"

After listening to Mu Yun's opinion, Lu Fei showed a dissatisfied expression.

Usopp was almost scared to pee.

"No, you and I are so strong, if we fight, it won't be good if we destroy the boat."

Luffy could only shake his head helplessly when he heard that.

Depressed face.

"Well, let me teach you a way of entertainment."

Flashing, Mu Yun took out a deck of cards.

"The rules are Shun Zi, bomb, three generations one, three generations two, four generations two, airplane, big and small kings are invincible, do you understand?"

Mu Yun said while putting the cards on the deck to demonstrate.

"The smallest one is 3, then 4, then .A and then 2, Xiao Wang and then Da Wang, do you understand?"

Rules, card order, size, Muyun patiently explained to Luffy and others.

At some point, Nami's voice came over: "Understood, I think this card game is very interesting, what's it called?"

(End of this chapter)