Interstellar scum gets a happy life

Chapter 1

Leng Xiaochou looked at the 'luxury cruise ship' about to land with a tangled face.The dilapidated facilities, in any case, do not match the "luxury cruise ship" in the supermarket posters.

With a cruise ship like this going out to sea, can her safety be guaranteed?
Leng Xiaochou is hesitating whether she should risk her life and take part in this opportunity to go out to sea.

"Xiaochou! Did you teach the kindergarten children to be so stupid? The problem of being in a daze at a young age is really bad. Auntie told you, you have to go out for activities.

This time, you're so girly. In our downstairs supermarket, only one special prize was drawn by you.Boss Mei really spent a lot of money this time.Not only the grand prize in the lucky draw for the anniversary event, but also a free three-day luxury cruise.

Even those of us who have worked hard for him for 25 years can play for free.Auntie, I have lived most of my life, and I have never been on such a big boat, hurry up and get on board with Auntie."

After speaking, the fat auntie, the landlord, enthusiastically pulled Leng Xiaochou's arm, and happily dragged Leng Xiaochou onto the cruise ship.

Now Leng Xiaochou doesn't have to worry about getting on the cruise, since she's already on board, the next three days will be fun.

After you go back, you can tell the little buns in Xiaodou class about the beautiful scenery of the sea.

Follow the fat aunt to the cabin to find your own room.Hey, an ordinary room with no sea view.Sure enough, Boss Sikoumei has always had a 'generous' style.

Put away your carry-on bag.Leng Xiaochou went to the deck.I found a place with few people and slept on a recliner.

While waiting to set sail, he listened to the lively chat of the uncle and aunt, and praised the rare generosity of Boss Sikoumei.Leng Xiaochou twitched the corners of her mouth.I always feel that I am old, and I have stepped into the ranks of aunts ahead of schedule.

In a daze, I fell asleep in the sound of gentle waves without knowing it.Until there was a buzzing sound like a blowfly in my ear.

"The little girl is alone, and it happens that the elder brother is also alone. We will be together. The elder brother has traveled this route several times, and he is very familiar with this area."

Leng Xiaochou opened her slightly narrowed eyes.That face looks like the Tathagata Buddha.Totally ready to go to the Super Parody.She, an ordinary person, would not dare to climb up to your elder brother.And 'Buddha', didn't you find your mother, Wukong, glaring at you.

"Amitabha, Buddha, your Wukong is naughty again, go and clean it up~!" After speaking, he squinted his eyes and ignored him.

thump thump thump. The tonnage of 'Tathagata Buddha' is high, but the consciousness is still very high. I really feel that I have gone to find my mother 'Wukong'~!It is estimated that Wukong of his family has high mana power, and this Tathagata dare not pester her too much, otherwise it would be very difficult to fight against the heavyweight 'Tathagata Buddha' with her body size.

This side has just left the 'Tathagata Buddha', and in the blink of an eye, a toad spirit popped out, looking at Leng Xiaochou with its small eyes. "Beauty, alone, add a WeChat account and make friends to play with." Ha Mojing's father shrugged before departure and couldn't go on a trip. The old man and aunt on the boat are really boring.

Unexpectedly, there is a top-quality Sleeping Beauty on the deck. It seems that he is a bit lucky.

Leng Xiaochou touched her face helplessly.She has been a house god for many years, and she is not very clear about her charm index. Now that she is an old red flower, mixed with a group of green leaves, her charm index has soared.Also has the physique of attracting demons.

Looking at the pimple-covered Toad Essence, Leng Xiaochou lamented how recognizable this face is. With his miraculous prosopagnosia, he could really see his special fairy face clearly and remember it.

For these men with special looks, Leng Xiaochou generally treats them gently;

"Young man, according to what my sister learned from the secret scriptures of traditional Chinese medicine, the acne on your face is a stubborn and complicated type of internal poison. It is impossible to cure it with ordinary treatment, but it will become more and more serious. Meeting is a fate, sister There happens to be a secret recipe here, which can be given to you for free.”

"The beauty is so kind, tell me about the secret recipe. If it works, I will thank you very much!" As she spoke, she leaned towards Leng Xiaoyou as if she had no bones.

Le Xiaochou twitched the corner of her mouth to face the goblin with soft bones, and played with the delicate dagger in her hand. The dagger gleaming with cold light seemed to have a soul, flying back and forth on Leng Xiaochou's palm very beautifully.

Toad Jing stood up straight in an instant, and his overall height grew by one centimeter.

"I don't tell ordinary people, but I will tell you when I see that you are very suitable for my eyes. Your internal poison should not only fight poison with poison, but also take into account the internal and external methods to be the most effective.

In the future, you can go to the field at the head of the grave or near the latrines in the countryside at around 3 o'clock in the middle of the night to look for about three or two toads. It is best to catch the female toad for the best effect.If you catch a male, you can castrate it yourself, and the efficacy of the medicine is a little bit weaker, so just add more doses to supplement it.

Put it in a container other than metal, and mash it alive.Pay attention to the skin, bone, meat, and dirt.After pounding together into a fine meat paste.Take two-thirds and a half of it internally, and apply the rest externally.

for three consecutive months.Avoid smoking and alcohol, female sex.It works wonders.Remember that it must be in the middle of the night. At that time, there are many types and large quantities of pests sucked by the toad's stomach, so the efficacy of the medicine is the best.Of course, you can also choose to make more, mash it, steam it, and eat three meals a day." The words were not finished yet.

The toad mirror sprinted and vomited, Leng Xiaochou shook his head and sighed, the toad spirit reacted so strongly, could it be that he was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to eat the same kind?
"Hehe, you're a bad woman, I like it very much." What kind of sassy activity did my cousin do, and he was very depressed when he got a boat full of old men on board, but when he came out to take a breath, he found that such an interesting woman could be good. It's fun.

Listen to the frivolous, romantic and confident words in your ears.Hey, she regretted being greedy for cheap. She thought it was all aunts and uncles traveling together, so she could enjoy the beauty and tranquility of the sea quietly.

Why do spring male animals always appear? Could it be that the peach blossoms that she has lived in for several years are all blooming on this broken cruise ship?
He looked up and saw a man in the uniform of a cruise liner.Comrade, why don't you stay at your post and jump in front of her to show some uniform temptation?Her prosopagnosia couldn't make out her appearance, and she just had the same stereotyped face.No wonder he is so confident and coquettish, with a shameless face.

It's a pity that my sister only has the urge to stab a knife in front of the coquettish model face.

"Bad man, sister also likes it very much"

"Both men and women are bad, everyone talks about love. How about a woman come to my room to talk about love at night"

"Do you think love is more important, or life is more important?"

"Hehe, woman, you are still discussing this issue with me. Of course, love is important. It will make you ecstatic. Try it at night and you will know how wonderful and happy it is."

"I'm glad we have the same point of view, and I also think love is more important. You gave the delicate dagger my favorite, and I'm going to give it to the person I love the most. You don't feel pain when you cut it on the skin.

There will never be a trace of blood when inserted into the meat.Hey, what a pity, I never meet a man who thinks that love is important, and they all think that life is more important.Unexpectedly, I met a bosom friend today. "

After finishing speaking, he twirled the dagger, gestured lightly at the coquettish man a few times, and finally aimed at the place three inches below the navel, and crossed it with the dagger.Seeing the coquettish man's trembling legs, Leng Xiaochou smiled even more charmingly.

"Don't be afraid, don't shake! I have a legal use certificate. Everyone says that people with this certificate are not responsible. I haven't tried love for a long time."

Qianqianyu played with a delicate dagger in one hand, and held a mental illness certificate issued by a certain hospital in the other. She looked at the man who was subdued by the coquettish man with regret, and left after the fiasco of giving up on love.

　Every day, I will correct the typos and wrong sentences in the previous chapters.

　　I try my best to give everyone better.

　　But I always feel that there are still many unsatisfactory places.

　　I hope everyone will bear with me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)