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Chapter 318 Yu Shuo's Threat

Then I felt itching under the sole of my right foot. It was clearly that it was scratching me with its two front hooves. I quickly shrank my feet and threw the quilt away, only to see it lying on the sheet with its belly facing the sky, four The hoof kept kicking, it looked cute and a little funny, it made me feel like a flower bloomed in my heart, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

But it turned over all of a sudden and stood up like a human, but with its front hooves behind its back and its head lowered, it walked back and forth on the bed sheet, looking deep in thought, which made me I couldn't help feeling puzzled, and asked it with a smile, "What are you doing?"

But it looked up at me abruptly, grinned, and said, "It's cute to tease you."

As he spoke, it spun around on the spot, but in the end it didn't stop, and fell on the bed sheet with a puff.

"You idiot!" I cursed with a smile, but my heart was already full of happiness and sweetness.

If this dead pig could tease me like this every morning, life would be fine.

But today I have to go into the mountains with the old man and Zhou Bufan to find a place of extreme shade. I can't fight with it for too long, so I jumped out of bed barefoot, threw the quilt on it, forced my face, and said: " I'm about to get dressed, don't peek, or I'll knock your head off."

After finishing speaking, I didn't see it get out of the quilt immediately, thinking that it was really obedient, so I took the clothes on the side of the bed and put them on, but when I just put on the coat, I saw it lying on its stomach On the quilt, the pig's face was still full of intoxication.

My face became hot, this guy seemed to have watched my whole dressing process, he was so lewd!
"If you can watch your wife get dressed every morning, it will be a great joy in life." It said with a grin.

I couldn't help but stare at it for a few seconds.

This damn guy, even if he says a word of love, he still has a little bit of color, so he just wants to kill him.

Of course, I'm still very happy in my heart, but I can't show it in front of it, otherwise what should I do if it makes an inch of it?
So I straightened my face immediately and cursed: "Get out of here, you big-headed pig!"

After scolding, I didn't wait for it to react, I grabbed it from the quilt, stuffed it into my trouser pocket, and then left the room vigorously as if I was carrying the whole world, and walked into the main room.

The old man, Zhou Bufan, and Zhang Mengyu were having breakfast around the table with the old man's family of three. When he saw me coming, the old man urged him with a straight face: "Go and wash up and come to eat, why do you have to sleep late every day?" It's the last to get up."

Hearing this, the old man's family of five, Zhou Bufan, and Zhang Mengyu all looked at me in unison, which made me feel embarrassed.

In front of so many people, the old man actually scolded me for getting up late.

Ah, what a pity.

Forget it, it's just a trivial matter, I hurried to the yard to wash up.

There is a small well in the corner of the yard, and there are toothbrush, toothpaste, washbasin and towels next to it. Naturally, the old man and the others have prepared to wash me.

And while I was brushing my teeth, Yu Shuo in my trouser pocket said abruptly: "This old man Liu Qing dares to criticize my wife, he is quite courageous, I have to find a chance to teach him a lesson later."

I was taken aback for a moment, and then asked, "What do you want to do?"

"You'll find out later," it replied.

"You...he is an old bone, don't mess around." I said in surprise.

"Don't worry, be measured." It said.

I don't know what to say, it's just that this guy is so stingy, didn't the old man just scold me, and didn't cut me, so he was going to teach him a lesson?

But I'm also very curious about how this dead pig will teach that old man a lesson.

Not long after, I finished washing and walked into the main room.

At this time, the old man and the others had almost eaten, and each left the table. The old man was walking towards me, as if he was going to take a stroll in the yard.

As a result, when he just walked in front of me, he inexplicably turned his right foot inward, and unexpectedly fell down in front of me with a puff, his face directly on the ground, as if he had kowtowed to me.

I was dumbfounded, the old man was walking well, why did he suddenly fall?It must be Yu Shuo's fault!
"Ah! Fellow Daoist Liu Qing, why are you so careless?" Zhou Bufan, who was not far away, saw this scene and said hastily.

As he said that, he wanted to come over to help the old man, but the old man seemed to be old, and his body was very strong. There was nothing wrong with such a fall, and he immediately got up, but he glanced around with a strange expression, and shouted: "Where is the evil spirit, how dare you plot against you, Uncle Liu!"

This is the first time I see the old man calling himself Uncle Liu, it seems that he is really in a hurry.

As soon as he said this, the old man's family of five and Zhang Mengyu thought that the house had been haunted, and immediately shrank together in a panic, constantly looking at every corner of the main room.

On the contrary, Zhou Bufan frowned, and said to the old man: "Fellow Taoist Liu Qing, no ghosts will enter the house in broad daylight, so don't talk nonsense and scare people."

"Fart, when I was walking just now, I obviously felt that my right foot was pulled, otherwise how could I have fallen?" The old man stared at him and said.

Zhou Bufan was stunned for a moment, he was also surprised, looked suspiciously at the room, and said: "Could it be that something really sneaked in in broad daylight?"

I was startled, and felt that this trivial matter was going to become a big one. If he and the old man did a carpet search in the house, wouldn't it be a waste of manpower and material resources?
So I quickly said to the old man: "Master, come with me."

As I said that, without waiting for his reaction, I grabbed his clothes and dragged him to the yard outside.

"What are you going to say?" He looked at me suspiciously and asked.

"Ahem," I coughed twice, and said, "That...Master, it was Yu Shuo who was playing tricks on you just now, not other ghosts entering the house."

"Ah? It's playing tricks on me! Are you full?" He said in surprise.

"Ah, it's because you scolded me just now. I'm sorry, Master." I lowered my head and said weakly.

"I..." He was dumbfounded and speechless.

At this time, Yu Shuo's voice came from my trouser pocket: "Daoist Liu Qing, be careful next time, just now I just used the ghost emperor's origin to turn into a silk thread to pull you, next time, it won't be so simple."

Hearing this, the old man's face suddenly darkened, and he said: "Even if you are the ghost emperor, you can't bully people like this, my apprentice, can't I just say a few words?"

"No." Yu Shuo said.

"You... well, you are cruel enough!" The old man pointed at my trouser pocket and cursed bitterly.

Then he left in a rage and went into the house.

I was stunned and didn't come back to my senses. Did the old man, a Taoist priest who exorcises evil spirits, become timid in front of a ghost emperor?

The ghost emperor is indeed a deterrent, even without a spirit body, he is still a little black pig.

Of course, in fact, I think Yu Shuo seems to be a bit too much, but I don't really reject this kind of excess in my heart.

(End of this chapter)