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Chapter 33 Big Trouble
Chapter 33 Big Trouble
It is true that at this moment he should think that I am crazy. If the baby's corpse has crawled out of the jar, it might be behind the door now. As long as we open the door, I really dare not think about what will happen.
"Are you serious?" He calmed down after a while, looked at me and said.
I nodded, and repeated to him what Yu Shuo had said to me in my own voice.
"That's right, if you are found to have touched the jar, you may be in serious trouble," he said, "It seems that you can only go in again, and hope that the evil thing in the jar won't crawl out."
Immediately after he regained his composure, he had to find out the wire to unlock the lock again. I subconsciously took two steps back. In case the baby's corpse was hiding behind the door, it would be easier for me to keep a little distance, even though I left Yang Baifan at the door like this. It's unkind to say that, but fear is what drove me to do it.
click...
There was a soft sound, and the lock was unlocked. Yang Baifan paused, did not take the lock off and pushed the door, but just quietly listened to the movement inside the door, not daring to breathe, and my whole heart was raised in my throat. superior.
But after a while, there was no movement inside the door, so he took off the lock, boldly pushed open a crack in the door and took a look in, then he breathed a sigh of relief and pushed the door completely open.
I just saw that the ancestral hall was thrown into an empty space, and the baby's body was not found everywhere, indicating that it was still in the jar, and I was immediately relieved.
"You stay outside, I'll go in and build the jar," he said to me.
I nodded like a little chicken pecking at rice, and said, "Whenever there is a change in the jar, you run out immediately."
To be honest, even if I was killed, I wouldn't dare to approach the jar again. I would naturally be happy if he stepped forward to build the jar.
He nodded, and walked in gently, not daring to make too much noise, for fear of disturbing the baby's body, if it jumped out like this, it would be miserable.
Soon, he reached the front of the altar, he didn't dare to look into the mouth of the altar, but slowly stretched out his hand to grab the red cloth, covering the opening just opened, then turned around and ran to the door quickly and lightly, with that posture I just don't dare to stay inside for a second longer. If it were me, I would be even more panicked.
Then he locked the door, and we both breathed a sigh of relief.
But at this moment, a baby's laughter suddenly came from the door:
"whee……"
my mother.
The scalps of Yang Baifan and I exploded in an instant, and Sa Yazi ran up, and ran to the living room at a speed that I had never experienced in my life.
"Tonight, I'm afraid we have to be very careful." When Yang Baifan and I were panting, Yu Shuo said this in his head.
I was shocked, damn it, can it finish it all at once? In this situation, people will be scared to death if they always say half a sentence. The key point is that I can't ask it directly when Yang Baifan is present.
But in the next moment, it explained the reason to me: "The baby corpse has seen you, and it is very likely that the Lord will come out to look for you tonight. And you saw it last night, the villagers should be afraid of the baby corpse Well, if it shows up, the villagers will hide and dare not show up, let alone help you, you will be in danger."
I froze on the spot, and then regretted why I had to go and see it out of curiosity just now, and ended up getting myself into big trouble.
"Well, Brother Yang, I'm afraid that baby's corpse will come looking for us tonight." I said to Yang Baifan with a bitter face, I must tell him about this, otherwise he would not have any precautions when he hid tonight.
And when he heard this, he also froze for a moment, and immediately said to me: "I think we'd better hurry up to this damn place."
"If you can't get away, the baby corpse will chase you to the ends of the earth." Yu Shuo said in his mind.
I repeated this to Yang Baifan.
"Then what should we do?" he said with a sobbing face.
I also want to ask Yu Shuo the same question.
"It's up to me," Yu Shuo said in his mind, "but the baby corpse is very evil, and my injuries have only recovered a little, so I can only show up for a short time, whether I can deal with it or not is another matter. Don't get your hopes up too much."
Now I can only rely on it.
As for the words it said, it is naturally impossible for me to repeat the original to Yang Baifan, but I just said to him: "It depends on luck."
"By... luck?" He was speechless for a moment.
"There are some simple ways to exorcise evil spirits, such as black dog blood, rooster blood, boy urine, middle finger blood and saliva, and garlic. The effect of exorcising evil spirits is different. In the final analysis, baby corpses are ghosts and evil spirits. These methods It can also work, you can prepare these things, the baby corpse will appear at night, maybe it can weaken it, and I can be more confident in dealing with it." Yu Shuo said at this time.
My eyes lit up, and I hurriedly told Yang Baifan these simplest ways to exorcise evil spirits, but I didn't say that this was just to weaken the baby corpse, but that it might be able to deal with the baby corpse.
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and find these things." Yang Baifan said.
I rolled my eyes and said, "The only thing we can use is our own saliva, middle finger blood, and garlic, which is in the kitchen in the living room. As for black dog blood and rooster blood, this village doesn't see them at all. Do boys pee, are you still a virgin?"
"Junior high school is not," he said.
My mother, in junior high school, he...
Well, it's none of my business.
"I know that the saliva was spit directly on the baby's body, so how do you use the blood from the middle finger and the garlic?" he asked.
I didn't understand either, so I waited for Yu Shuo to speak.
"It's dangerous to use middle finger blood. You have to poke your own blood on the baby's body. It's better to use saliva with garlic. Garlic can be eaten. It will leave a garlic taste in your mouth. The thicker the better, you can also chop it. Turn it into mud, and throw it on the baby's body when the time comes." Yu Shuo said.
Hearing this, I told Yang Baifan these words.
"That's right. I've seen zombie movies before. Zombies don't dare to get close to people with a strong smell of garlic in their mouths. They will be smoked away. I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true." Yang Baifan said.
Immediately, we went into the kitchen and found all the garlic. There were two big bags. We kept some of them for eating at night, and we smashed the rest and put them in several pots.
After tinkering with these, it was already noon, and I was hungry, so I made a meal.
But while I was eating, Yang Baifan suddenly looked at me and asked, "By the way, what exactly are you doing here? Can you tell me about it?"
"Uh, this, I still won't tell you." I hesitated and said.
"It seems that you are a bit mysterious." He said.
I almost spit out a mouthful of rice, I'm a mysterious fart of an ordinary person.
However, I may seem a bit mysterious to him, so be it.
After dinner, we just sat in the living room, watching the sky gradually darken.
(End of this chapter)
It is true that at this moment he should think that I am crazy. If the baby's corpse has crawled out of the jar, it might be behind the door now. As long as we open the door, I really dare not think about what will happen.
"Are you serious?" He calmed down after a while, looked at me and said.
I nodded, and repeated to him what Yu Shuo had said to me in my own voice.
"That's right, if you are found to have touched the jar, you may be in serious trouble," he said, "It seems that you can only go in again, and hope that the evil thing in the jar won't crawl out."
Immediately after he regained his composure, he had to find out the wire to unlock the lock again. I subconsciously took two steps back. In case the baby's corpse was hiding behind the door, it would be easier for me to keep a little distance, even though I left Yang Baifan at the door like this. It's unkind to say that, but fear is what drove me to do it.
click...
There was a soft sound, and the lock was unlocked. Yang Baifan paused, did not take the lock off and pushed the door, but just quietly listened to the movement inside the door, not daring to breathe, and my whole heart was raised in my throat. superior.
But after a while, there was no movement inside the door, so he took off the lock, boldly pushed open a crack in the door and took a look in, then he breathed a sigh of relief and pushed the door completely open.
I just saw that the ancestral hall was thrown into an empty space, and the baby's body was not found everywhere, indicating that it was still in the jar, and I was immediately relieved.
"You stay outside, I'll go in and build the jar," he said to me.
I nodded like a little chicken pecking at rice, and said, "Whenever there is a change in the jar, you run out immediately."
To be honest, even if I was killed, I wouldn't dare to approach the jar again. I would naturally be happy if he stepped forward to build the jar.
He nodded, and walked in gently, not daring to make too much noise, for fear of disturbing the baby's body, if it jumped out like this, it would be miserable.
Soon, he reached the front of the altar, he didn't dare to look into the mouth of the altar, but slowly stretched out his hand to grab the red cloth, covering the opening just opened, then turned around and ran to the door quickly and lightly, with that posture I just don't dare to stay inside for a second longer. If it were me, I would be even more panicked.
Then he locked the door, and we both breathed a sigh of relief.
But at this moment, a baby's laughter suddenly came from the door:
"whee……"
my mother.
The scalps of Yang Baifan and I exploded in an instant, and Sa Yazi ran up, and ran to the living room at a speed that I had never experienced in my life.
"Tonight, I'm afraid we have to be very careful." When Yang Baifan and I were panting, Yu Shuo said this in his head.
I was shocked, damn it, can it finish it all at once? In this situation, people will be scared to death if they always say half a sentence. The key point is that I can't ask it directly when Yang Baifan is present.
But in the next moment, it explained the reason to me: "The baby corpse has seen you, and it is very likely that the Lord will come out to look for you tonight. And you saw it last night, the villagers should be afraid of the baby corpse Well, if it shows up, the villagers will hide and dare not show up, let alone help you, you will be in danger."
I froze on the spot, and then regretted why I had to go and see it out of curiosity just now, and ended up getting myself into big trouble.
"Well, Brother Yang, I'm afraid that baby's corpse will come looking for us tonight." I said to Yang Baifan with a bitter face, I must tell him about this, otherwise he would not have any precautions when he hid tonight.
And when he heard this, he also froze for a moment, and immediately said to me: "I think we'd better hurry up to this damn place."
"If you can't get away, the baby corpse will chase you to the ends of the earth." Yu Shuo said in his mind.
I repeated this to Yang Baifan.
"Then what should we do?" he said with a sobbing face.
I also want to ask Yu Shuo the same question.
"It's up to me," Yu Shuo said in his mind, "but the baby corpse is very evil, and my injuries have only recovered a little, so I can only show up for a short time, whether I can deal with it or not is another matter. Don't get your hopes up too much."
Now I can only rely on it.
As for the words it said, it is naturally impossible for me to repeat the original to Yang Baifan, but I just said to him: "It depends on luck."
"By... luck?" He was speechless for a moment.
"There are some simple ways to exorcise evil spirits, such as black dog blood, rooster blood, boy urine, middle finger blood and saliva, and garlic. The effect of exorcising evil spirits is different. In the final analysis, baby corpses are ghosts and evil spirits. These methods It can also work, you can prepare these things, the baby corpse will appear at night, maybe it can weaken it, and I can be more confident in dealing with it." Yu Shuo said at this time.
My eyes lit up, and I hurriedly told Yang Baifan these simplest ways to exorcise evil spirits, but I didn't say that this was just to weaken the baby corpse, but that it might be able to deal with the baby corpse.
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and find these things." Yang Baifan said.
I rolled my eyes and said, "The only thing we can use is our own saliva, middle finger blood, and garlic, which is in the kitchen in the living room. As for black dog blood and rooster blood, this village doesn't see them at all. Do boys pee, are you still a virgin?"
"Junior high school is not," he said.
My mother, in junior high school, he...
Well, it's none of my business.
"I know that the saliva was spit directly on the baby's body, so how do you use the blood from the middle finger and the garlic?" he asked.
I didn't understand either, so I waited for Yu Shuo to speak.
"It's dangerous to use middle finger blood. You have to poke your own blood on the baby's body. It's better to use saliva with garlic. Garlic can be eaten. It will leave a garlic taste in your mouth. The thicker the better, you can also chop it. Turn it into mud, and throw it on the baby's body when the time comes." Yu Shuo said.
Hearing this, I told Yang Baifan these words.
"That's right. I've seen zombie movies before. Zombies don't dare to get close to people with a strong smell of garlic in their mouths. They will be smoked away. I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true." Yang Baifan said.
Immediately, we went into the kitchen and found all the garlic. There were two big bags. We kept some of them for eating at night, and we smashed the rest and put them in several pots.
After tinkering with these, it was already noon, and I was hungry, so I made a meal.
But while I was eating, Yang Baifan suddenly looked at me and asked, "By the way, what exactly are you doing here? Can you tell me about it?"
"Uh, this, I still won't tell you." I hesitated and said.
"It seems that you are a bit mysterious." He said.
I almost spit out a mouthful of rice, I'm a mysterious fart of an ordinary person.
However, I may seem a bit mysterious to him, so be it.
After dinner, we just sat in the living room, watching the sky gradually darken.
(End of this chapter)
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