Guwu's future pretending to slap the face system

Chapter 35 Brother, I will play you to death even if I play

"Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon." Seeing that Yang Xiaobao not only kicked his knife away, but also challenged himself so arrogantly, he became even more angry, so he said even louder: "Boy, you have kindness, Let's just see the real chapter under our hands, don't show you how powerful it is, you don't know that Prince Ma has three eyes."

Yang Xiaobao couldn't help being a little funny when he saw this man's angry appearance, so he smiled undisguisedly, and said imitatively: "Boy, you really have the guts, let's see the real chapter under our hands, and don't give it to you." It's amazing, look, you don't know that Prince Ma has four eyes."

"Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" Seeing Yang Xiaobao not only being too arrogant, but also imitating him like a bad boy, although he became even more angry, even more angry, but he didn't speak anymore. He was still far behind in terms of kung fu, and he would be humiliating himself if he continued talking, so he stopped talking and followed a "fa Meiquan" move to hit Yang Xiaobao's face.

Yang Xiaobao saw that the punch was not kind, so he didn't take it hard, and quickly used his self-created technique "Void Turning Step" to avoid the sharp edge, and went around behind "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon", and the movement was true. Qi pierced through the middle finger, and was about to tap his Dazhui point. Unexpectedly, this person's reaction was extremely fast. After hearing the finger wind coming from Yang Xiaobao's tap, he moved the radial direction slightly to the left, which made him avoid it abruptly. In the end, Yang Xiaobao's finger didn't touch the acupoint, but it touched his shoulder. That's true, because Yang Xiaobao's finger was full of true energy, "Sitting in the latrine and eating tomatoes "Still gasping for air in pain.

Yang Xiaobao was not discouraged when he saw that this finger was not hit, and he followed it like the wind, and he pointed out 36 fingers in a row, and this "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" is not easy at all. Under his repeated dodges, he didn't hit the point, but he also suffered a lot. Under the continuous pain in his body, he almost went crazy.

"Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" Suffering from continuous pain, he couldn't help being extremely angry, turned around and greeted Yang Xiaobao with a punch and a kick.Yang Xiaobao did not dodge this time, but resorted to the second move in the "Eight Palms of the Autumn Moon". As soon as the move was performed, he read a poem with a sad face: How much do you know about the past.

Yang Xiaobao's move "How much do you know about the past" also comes out with both palms, one palm hits the fist of "sitting in the latrine and eats watermelon", and the other palm hits the ankle kicked by him. "Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" Seeing Yang Xiaobao recite a poem with infinite emotion, he knew that Yang Xiaobao had made another strange move, he had already suffered a loss once, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly retracted the punch He kicked out, just to withdraw the energy that had been released in a hurry, and he suffered internal injuries all at once.

"Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" felt a sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of blood gushed up, which he forcibly suppressed.I was secretly shocked in my heart, I really didn't expect that although this kid didn't show his vitality, his kung fu was so wicked and difficult, so could he still be defeated by this kid?
"No, I can't lose to this kid", "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" said firmly in his heart. At the same time, he took out a special pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth. After eating this special pill, the internal injury quickly Restored, and more refreshed. "Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" couldn't help but be determined in his heart, and at the same time, he quickly thought about how to defeat his opponent. Although this kid has unique skills, his internal skills are slightly inferior to his own. It seems that he can only try to avoid confrontation with him , Seek the way to win in internal strength.

And Yang Xiaobao saw that this "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" had obviously suffered internal injuries, but he didn't expect to be alive again after taking the pill, and he couldn't help secretly praising the effect of this special pill. Oh my god, no wonder the future says it has another name called panacea. Isn't this just panacea?
After Yang Xiaobao praised the special pill he made in his heart, he thought that "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" had suffered a loss just now, and now he would definitely attack him in anger, so he secretly prepared to fight, but found that this The guy didn't move at all, he just stood opposite and stared at himself motionlessly.

Yang Xiaobao said in his heart that you don't compete in martial arts now, but stare?I'm not afraid of you, brother staring at you, so I stared back immediately, so the two of them stared wide-eyed, neither of them made a move first, and neither of them wanted to make a move first.

The audience in the audience saw the two fighting cocks staring at each other, at first they thought it was very interesting, but after a long time, they saw that the two hadn't started yet, so they got impatient , and began to yell: Hey, the two idiots on the stage, hurry up and do it, the two elders don't stare so affectionately, okay!Then there was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Yang Xiaobao was speechless when he saw the audience in the audience booing in a mess. This is even more lively than the Spring Festival Gala on Earth.

At this time, "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" was getting impatient, and he suddenly took a step forward, punching quickly with both hands at the same time, and came up with a move of double wind piercing his ears, Yang Xiaobao saw that this man finally lost his composure, He couldn't help laughing inwardly, and saw that this move was coming fiercely, so he didn't insist on it, so he quickly used "Void Turning Step" to avoid it skillfully.

"Sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" gained momentum, followed by another move of "warm fire fist" to Yang Xiaobao's chest. Unable to avoid it, "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" Seeing Yang Xiaobao step aside again, he thought secretly in his heart: "Boy, are you finally unstoppable?" So, he greeted him one move after another.

Yang Xiaobao saw that this man was fighting more and more vigorously, and thought to himself: What kind of moves do you have, just use them, but see how many moves you have, brother, I will not fight with you, just practice your body skills .Having made up his mind, Yang Xiaobao kept turning around in the arena and dealing with "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon". With continuous application of "Void Steps", he became more and more proficient and handy.

After a long time, "sitting in the latrine and eating watermelon" gradually became exhausted, panting, not only depressed, but also angry, but there was nothing he could do. The law is also extremely flexible, how can we fight this battle?
Seeing that this kid was finally tired, Yang Xiaobao couldn't help laughing, and after laughing, he said in a very pretentious manner: "You kid can't do it, so hurry up and admit defeat, or brother, I will play you to death even if I play."

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