Minke's black technology

Chapter 2 Rick and Morty

My name is Li Maoye, from Southeast Guangxi, I am 36 years old...

Oh, I made a mistake. According to the time on my ID card, I should still be 30 years old. I currently live in No. 92, Building 406, Nanguang Village, Guimiao Road, Nanshan District, Pengcheng.

Since I left the IT industry in 2015 and stopped working as a programmer, I slept until I woke up naturally every day. I woke up and had breakfast before I went downstairs to open the shop next door to repair home appliances. At 11 o'clock in the evening, I would close the shop on time and go back to take a shower. Before going to bed, I will definitely watch the sand sculpture video of station B for half an hour, and I will basically fall asleep before 12 o'clock.

On weekends, ex-girlfriend Zhenzhen occasionally comes to accompany him. Most of the time, the two will go to a movie and then come back to live together.

"I lived such a leisurely and peaceful life for several years, until that happened..."

Six days ago in this world, Li Maoye, with handsome hair, broke his usual living habits. It was already past 12 o'clock, and he went out to repair air conditioners for customers.

On the way back, when passing by the community green park next to the overpass, I accidentally looked up and saw a flash of green light, and then ran out of the light an old foreign man in a white shirt with a monogram eyebrow.

Behind the old man, followed closely by a howling monster!

It was an alien monster that looked ugly and terrifying. It was not a creature of the earth at first glance, and its expressions and actions did not look like kindness.

"What is this?"

Faced with this situation, Li Maoye hurriedly hid in the nearby flowers, squatted quietly in a dark corner, and peeped nervously at what was happening outside.

The foreign old man had a bad temper. He yelled loudly and spoke very fast. After listening carefully, he was actually speaking English. Fortunately, Li Maoye usually liked to watch American dramas, so he could understand a lot of simple English like this.

"Damn it, this XX-dimension devouring beast is so fucking strong that it can even chase into the high-dimensional world!" The old man said while shouting, "Morty! Morty, run, don't be swallowed by it, go into it!" Once you get into the monster's belly, you will be trapped in the chaotic and broken space forever and cannot get out!"

As he spoke, he raised the strangely shaped gun in his hand and shot at the ground, but nothing happened: "Oops! The teleportation gun can no longer work properly in the high-dimensional world where the laws of physics are stricter!"

"Rick! Then we are doomed!" A boy shouted hysterically: "We have teleported dozens of times, and it can still chase..."

At this time, Li Maoye noticed that there was a boy behind the old man, who looked cute and cute, but it was a pity that he had an ugly pot head.

"It is precisely because we teleport too many times that we attract the XX-dimensional devouring beast. It survives by relying on the energy generated during devouring teleportation!"

While explaining, the old man threw an antimatter grenade at the monster, but his grenade was swallowed by the monster.

"Boom!" The antimatter grenade exploded in the stomach of the Dimensional Devourer, and the powerful impact made it stagnate for a few seconds, but from the outside, it didn't seem to cause any damage to it, but aroused its ferocity.

"Aww!" The monster howled, rushed over and knocked the old man aside first, then swallowed the boy into its stomach, and then swallowed the boy with its bloody mouth while the old man was dizzy.

After the monster ate the two of them, it seemed that it was still not satisfied. It still slapped the tentacles around its mouthparts and sniffed around.

Seeing that he was about to come to Li Maoye's hiding place, he was so frightened that when the other party turned around, he scrambled and hid from the original place to the side.

Unexpectedly, with a sudden leap, the monster jumped in front of Li Maoye!
One person and one monster looked at each other with staring eyes, and screamed shrillly together!

Just when Li Maoye thought he was going to die, the monster jumped to the ground and disappeared without a trace with a "poof".

After a long time, Li Maoye came to his senses and carefully recalled what happened just now!
"That one-faced old man..."

By this time, Li Maoye had figured out the identities of the two, they were the famous Dr. Rick and his grandson Morty!
That's right, these two are the characters in the "Rick and Morty" cartoon.

Anyone who has watched cartoons knows that Dr. Rick has a magical teleportation gun in his hand, which can teleport people to any place, including various magical functions such as space travel in different dimensions and time travel.

"By the way, the teleportation gun!"

Just now when he saw Dr. Rick was knocked flying, the gun in his hand fell to the ground, so he quickly stood up from the flowers, walked quickly to the scene of the fight, and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to look around.

After a while, he really let him find the gun with a strange shape. Anyone who has watched cartoons knows that this is a teleportation gun that allows people to go anywhere in an instant.

Unfortunately, when Li Maoye picked up the teleportation gun, a green light suddenly shot out, and a portal opened under his feet.

Before he could react, under the action of gravity, he fell into the portal and came to a human society with extremely advanced technology.

Facing the unfamiliar environment, Li Maoye wanted to teleport back to prepare before coming back, but found that the teleportation gun was malfunctioning and could not work normally.

"Oops! Zhenzhen is still waiting for me to go back and get married..."

After discovering that there was a problem with the teleportation gun, Li Maoye's first thought at the time was nothing else, but to go back and marry Zhenzhen.

In order to achieve this goal, he worked hard in the dimensional world for six years, and finally found a way to repair the teleportation gun and return to the earth.

Li Maoye didn't want to think about the past!

He thought that after returning, he would be able to marry his girlfriend, but unexpectedly, he received a breakup letter. He was so shocked that he felt exhausted and mentally exhausted. He just wanted to lie on the bed and pet the cat, and he didn't want to do anything.

He also threw the mobile phone aside, no matter how many calls came in, it was muted, and in the end he didn't even bother to charge it.

He stayed in the rented house for several days in a row, and in his spare time, he smoked cats for a while to completely relax the spirit that had been tensed for many years.

Sucking cats has indeed restored his body and spirit, but smoking cats can't fill his stomach. People always have to eat, and if they don't eat, they will die!
This day he fed Xiaoju and was about to go out for lunch. When he went down the stairs and walked out of the door, someone suddenly came to him and said:

"Didn't you go home and get married? Hey, your hair..."

Li Maoye touched his head impatiently: "Don't worry about my hair, just tell me if you have anything to say!"

"Do you still want the air conditioner?"

"what?"

"Didn't you come to help me fix the air conditioner last week, and then I said I wanted to get a new one, didn't you forget?"

"Uh...then what?"

"Then you said that the old air conditioner can be recycled as second-hand!"

At the beginning, Li Maoye didn't realize it, and then he remembered that the guy in front of him was the one who he traveled across to help repair the air conditioner. He opened an electrical repair shop, and he was also in the recycling business of second-hand electrical appliances.

For him, this was six years ago, but for others, he was the owner of an electrical repair shop a few days ago.

"I haven't recycled electrical appliances for many years, you can find someone else!"

"I know you're going home to get married, but didn't you promise me to take back the air conditioner? The price is easy to say..."

"Really quit, don't bother me!"

Li Maoye didn't wait for the other party's reaction, and turned his head to leave after speaking.

The guy was so angry that he cursed: "It's just a guy who repairs broken things, what's the air!"

Seeing that Li Maoye ignored him, that guy became even more excited: "Look at your unlucky situation, I'm afraid your girlfriend ran away with someone else!"

"You!" Li Maoye was furious, turned his head and tried to slap him, and the other party ran away in fright, cursing while running.

After scaring people away, Li Maoye muttered: "Your girlfriend just ran away with someone! Your whole family's girlfriends ran away with someone!"

　Modify the plot related to the girlfriend
　　
　
(End of this chapter)