The male god of fast wear is not human

Chapter 218 Call Your Parents Tomorrow (25)

When Ao Wen arrived,
I saw the same large-scale dog slaughter scene as my younger brother Ao Wu.

For a moment, he didn't want to get out of the car and meet each other.

usually at home,

Being stuffed with dog food by my parents,

When he comes out, he will be abused by his brothers.

The surname is Xiao!
You were obviously not like this before!

You agreed to be single together, but you secretly held hands.

Although this will lead to a small bald head,

That little bald head is still holding his mother with the other hand,
Rounding off is equal to the success of holding hands.

and,

You left my brother alone,
Won't your conscience hurt!

take one more
Pretending to be a family of four,
is it hard?
Saying goodbye to Chitose and Xiaobald,
Ao Wu cried enough to make a fuss, and fell asleep in the car like a pig.

Ao Wen was helpless,

Pulled out a thin blanket from the car to cover my brother,

It is really impossible to take the second child born by my parents on a whim.

"Uncle Yan is indeed right,"

He said with emotion,

"You Red Luan star, buy one get one free,
Can you be more popular than Li Gui? "

Xiao Yan was silent,
"……I."

"But you are really good,
My son is already this old, so I can't hide it tightly enough. "

A word that Xiao Yan choked out for a long time,

It was directly ignored by Ao Wen.

"Honestly speaking, is it the romantic debts of those years?"

Xiao Yan took a wild look at him,
"How many years, I don't know."

He used to play like crazy.

But it's just curiosity,

Tape racing, mountain climbing, chasing hurricanes,
Going up and down the sea in pursuit of a little excitement,

Like the wave of romantic debt,

Not at all.

Ao Wen looked at him and blinked,

try to remember,

Trying to scrape out a little bit from the memory bank,
Barely touching the romantic miracle above,
Naihe...huh?

There was a flash of inspiration in my mind,
I got it!
"Yes! Absolutely! Four years ago!"

Ao Wen's excited voice was almost uncontrollable,

Hastily half-covered the corners of his mouth,

Going to Xiao Yanwang's side, the thief said,

"Four years ago you came back from a skydive,
Uncle Yan forced you to inherit the family property, and also forced you to go on a blind date,

As a result, you slept in the hotel that night and did not go home,

Ask me to send you clothes early the next morning,
As soon as I entered the door, I said that the smell in the room was not right.

That after-the-fact smell that is too strong to dissolve, tsk tsk,

Don't say you don't remember!I have video evidence of it. "

Xiao Yan also remembered sporadic things when he heard the words.

Frowning for a while,

some can't figure it out,
"You said last time that the little bald head looks like me?"

Ao Wen was flipping through the phone album,

Listen to him ask, nod,

"That's right, what a resemblance it is, it's just a model...!"

He looked up suddenly,
Staring at Xiao Yanwang in disbelief,

"You...Don't tell me the fuck!...Damn it!
Then you were so close to the mother and son just now, why? "

Xiao Yanwang: "Apologize for Ao Wu."

Ao Wen: "Do you believe what you say?"

His brother's wrongdoing,
The Excel table can arrange dozens of pages,
So many young single girls in the past,

In the same class as Ao Wu,

With or without a baby,
For Teacher Ao Wudang,
Who has never seen you so caring!
I personally apologize, and please watch a movie and eat,
In the end, it was delivered to your doorstep.
You say you have no selfish intentions, you are lying to ghosts!
Xiao Yanwang: ...

"I'm after her."

Ao Wen's jaw would drop in shock!
"Chasing... can you, can you!

That little bald head looks like the seed of your old Xiao family,

You don't ask that woman,
You didn't admit it because you fell asleep, and you sneaked away with the ball,
Are you playing a pure love strategy game with me? "

Ao Wen can't wait...

Backhand, give him a CD from the past.

"Okay, stop talking,"

Ao Wen patted Xiao Yanwang's shoulder again,
"Paternity test first,

Then make that female priest responsible for you.

Chasing chasing, chasing a fart,
You don't know any strategy at all, thanks to you, you are still Xiao Dong. "

Xiao Yan paused for a moment,

He took a handkerchief out of his pocket,
Looking down at his shirt again,
"Tears, saliva, snot, enough?"

Ao Wen: ...

(End of this chapter)