The male god of fast wear is not human

Chapter 278 I Support You (23)

Kuang Chisui: "Mommy~Look, your little baby is back~"

Mama Wu: "I don't have a baby."

Kuang Chisui: "...how could it be, then what kind of duck am I to you~"

Mama Wu: "You are mentally handicapped."

Kuang Chitose: ...

WHAT?

Director, this friend tampered with the lines!
"...Don't~
Mom~ Mom~ Mom~"

No way, the trick of pretending to be dead failed.
Fortunately, Xiao Lizhi helped her think of a whole set of plans,

Kuang Chitose immediately changed his attitude,

Try to act coquettishly,

"I'll come back to see you as soon as I get off the plane,
You are like this, people are so sad. "

Mother Wu was unmoved,
squinting at her,
"You won't be sad if you don't come back."

Kuang Chitose: ...

Feeling stabbed all over,

For the first time, I couldn't speak clearly, and I couldn't do it yet.

Take a deep breath,

Keep the smile on your face,

Put away the coquettish and cute,

Decided to resort to what Little Lizhi said, the ultimate weapon,

pretending to be wronged, said,
"Mom, do you dislike me and tell me to get out?"

Little Lychee said,

No matter how angry parents are to their children,
It's all just superficial,
In general,

Just act like a baby and you can get it done.

if not,

Just say cute and sweet and say good things.

"I miss you" and "Mom and Dad are the best",
Basically, the black face turned into a smile immediately.

of course,

In fact, the previous two methods will not work.
Then pretend to be wronged and pitiful,
It's a good trick,
Even if parents have a kitchen knife in their hands,

It can also clear up any suspicion in a second,
Turn around and go to the kitchen to make soup for you.

The previous tricks seem to have no effect on Mama Wu,
Kuang Chisui suffocated,

Mobilize the emotional cells of the whole body,
With teary eyes, she looked at Mama Wu,

"Did mom despise me?"

This small expression, small demeanor, small tone,
Even the courier brother who moved the goods saw it,
I can't bear to feel distressed,
I want to come forward and say a few words of advice.

however,
Mother Wu shaved her daughter's eyes,
took her by the hand,
While caressing and talking earnestly,
sneered,
"Just kidding, why is mom willing to let you go?"

Kuang Qiansui's eyes lit up immediately.

Little lychees stick ah!
It really works!
"It's too late for me to kill you, how can I let you go."

Kuang Chitose:?

Did she have an auditory hallucination just now?

Really, this is my real mother?
The goose she knew,

What kind of family atmosphere did you grow up in?
Fortunately, a neighbor went out to walk the dog at this time,
See mother and daughter,
take the initiative to greet,

"Yo, Chitose is back?"

Kuang Chitose obediently called Auntie hello.

Then the golden retriever in the aunt's hand,
Whoosh jumped up,

people stand up,

Two front paws resting on Kuang Chitose's shoulders,

He stuck out his tongue at her enthusiastically.

Aunt was surprised,
Hurry up and pull it away,

... not pulling.

Kuang Chitose: ...

Mama Wu: ...

"Oh, our dog stool is not like this usually,"

Auntie can't pull the dog leash,

I have to hug
"It's not a character that takes the initiative to get close to people,
Really, I won’t lie to you, don’t look at it as a golden retriever,
We used to say it was a fake dog when we were kids. "

Meanwhile neighbors,

The middle-aged and elderly people in the corridor,
We are fairly familiar with each other,

Mama Wu nodded,
"Indeed, Gou Seng'er has always been unfriendly.

It's strange today. "

As he spoke, he looked at his daughter,
"Did you hug a bitch on the way here?"

Kuang Chitose: ...

WHAT? !
"how is this possible!"

Mama Wu took a look,
Yo, fried hair?Runaway?
can.

you are not happy,
Then I will be happy.

"Okay, don't call,

To be able to bark like this, was a dog reincarnated in the previous life? "

Kuang Chitose held down the enthusiastic dog's head,

yell at mom,

"Mom, you've changed!

You don't love me anymore!
You used to be very accommodating to me!

If you say that again, you will lose your little baby! "

　Kuang Chitose: How can you be so pissed off!
　　Mama Wu: To be honest, blame me ┓(`)┏

　　Father Wu: Come on, don’t be poor, it’s my turn to play

　　
　
(End of this chapter)