Konoha is demonic

Chapter 354 Sweet Monk Meat

Everyone should have read Journey to the West, and you should still remember the five masters and apprentices: one person, one monkey, one pig, one horse, and one Zen stick (Drifting: The Zen stick is the body) supporting each other, going through five stages and beheading six generals. In the Grand View Garden, seven in and seven out, and finally went to the story of Liangshan.

At that time, there were ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties along the way, and there were countless monsters, big and small.

Among them, the biggest reason is the legend: Tang Sanzang Jiang Liuer is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Tathagata!
Because the ancients regarded the transformed cicada as a symbol of longevity and regeneration, so there are also rumors in "Journey to the West" that eating "Tang Monk Meat" can live forever.

In fact, Tang Seng's generation is already the tenth generation of Buddhist scriptures.The ones in front are all dead!
For the eastward advancement of Buddhism, Xitian also made a big picture.

Let's not talk about the inside story of Journey to the West, but just talk about Tang Seng's encounters along the way.

It's fine if you don't eat or drink, we have the purple gold bowl as a gift from Guanyin, so we don't need to eat anywhere.

Tang Monk: "Almighty, please open the door. The poor monk is an orthodox monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He is going to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing by the treasure land, please donate some fast food... Hey! Almighty, please don't close the door! Almighty! Almighty! ?!"

"Convex (艹盘哉)! Bajie, you go! Grab all the braised pork in their pot for me, I can smell the aroma just now!"

……

It's nothing to eat in the wind and sleep in the open, even high mountains and long roads can be overcome.

But along the way, a few demons have just been captured, and a few more demons have been captured.Why are there so many demons and monsters? !Eat my old grandson a stick!
Monsters big and small along the way will catch Tang Seng!
Male monsters have to eat Tang Seng, and they always have to be washed and stripped, and some have to stand still for a few days to empty Tang Seng's stomach.

Female monsters are different, they all want to marry Tang Seng!

What Jade Rabbit Essence, Scorpion Essence, Mouse Essence, Iron Fan Princess, it seems that this Tang Monk nourishes yin and strengthens yang!
Why don't female monsters eat Tang Seng, but push Tang Seng instead!

Now I have to talk about the method of dual cultivation... ([-] words are omitted here)
This is more useful than simply eating it!
And now, although Lin Ye is not as rare as Jin Chanzi's reincarnation, this world is not as magical as Journey to the West!
Lin Ye, as the power of Longmai Xianzhu, has already stood at the pinnacle of all male creatures!
So fragrant, no, I mean cute little brother, where can I find it?

The nine-tailed fox Ari, who is a big monster, immediately set his sights on Lin Ye.

A pair of big eyes blinked and blinked, as if water was about to drip!
……

Lin Ye:? ? ?black question mark.jpg
Miss Ari, you have mistaken the person, I am no longer a little brother!
Have you heard of the Overlord Spear ranked second in Bai Xiaosheng Weapon Gang?

Just when Lin Ye and many Konoha ninjas were in a daze, the coquettish fox, no, I mean Ari, said sadly while stroking his big white tail like a fur shawl:

"My sister has lived alone for many years, so lonely. I really want to have someone to accompany me. If, if I can have a child, I will be very happy, right? Can you realize my dream of being a mother?"

As she spoke, she looked at Lin Ye earnestly, with autumn spinach flying out of her eyes.

Although Lin Ye didn't know the reason, but relying on Congxin's true nature as a ninja, he immediately became vigilant: [Is this the legendary "husband is not good at that, Hong Kong rich women spend a lot of money to ask for a child"?I must never be fooled! 】

Lin Ye stretched out his hand and made a "stop" gesture for the traffic policeman.

"I'm sorry, I've been in poor health since I was a child. I suddenly vomited blood two days ago. My duck ate two mouthfuls and died at that time!"

"The bitch next door is about to give birth, mine has to go back and have a look. Let's get in touch with the drift bottle! Goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, the person will be gone in one swipe!

The Konoha ninjas present couldn't help but lose a thumb!

This kind of nonsense is really easy to make up!

That Ari wagged his tail, although he was rejected for a very strange reason, he was not annoyed at all.

"It's the fastest man I've ever seen! I really like it more and more!"

……

Before Lin Ye, the marriage of the eldest princess had finally escaped.

Tsunade's iron fist is shining on him, how dare he make trouble?
For the sake of his own life, he ran away at that time!
Of course, he couldn't say that he was scared away by someone asking his child out.That's embarrassing.

So he took a quest scroll from the quest management office.

Lin Ye: "I'm going to do the task! This task is very troublesome! I won't be able to come back for a month! Don't contact me!"

It wasn't until he flew Thunder God five times in a row and left the Land of Fire directly that he breathed a sigh of relief.

He casually opened the mission scroll in his hand.

"The monster, Mazuten, killed the head of the country of birds? The client is the prince of the country of birds?"

Lin Ye raised his eyebrows, feeling that things were not that simple...

The geographical location of Bird Country is very advantageous.It is located in the middle of the land of wind, land of earth and land of rain.

The land here is fertile, the rainfall is abundant, and the climate is pleasant, which is quite a good place.

Moreover, there is a large lake in the country of birds, and thousands of migratory birds come here to inhabit and stay every year.This is also the source of the name of the country of birds.

Several years ago, there was a legend that a powerful monster appeared in the country of birds, Mazuten.

But there has been no news of Yijin Zhentian harming people, and there is even no way to confirm the existence of Yizhentian, whether it is true.

And just last month, the daimyo known for his benevolence in Bird Country was killed by Mazu Ten under the protection of more than a dozen guards at night.unknown reason.

Now the prince of the Bird Country has issued a mission to Konoha, hoping that Konoha can help him avenge his father's death.

The revenge of killing one's father is unshakable, and one must avenge it!
Lin also had nothing to do, so he went to have a look.

Because it can fly, it is not restricted by terrain.

Except that it took a little more time to avoid the country of rain with continuous rainy days and many rain clouds, the rest went very smoothly.

Lin also arrived in the country of birds that night.

There was still some distance to the Zhuxi City, the capital of the country of birds, and Lin didn't want to hurry too much, so he found a hot spring hotel in a small town to stay.

Very serious hot spring hotel, Lin also asked the proprietress, there is no mixed bath.Lin is also very relieved...

Lin also soaked in the hot springs and relaxed a bit.Rest in the tavern near the hotel and collect information by the way.

This clever trick of collecting information in the Fengyue place was shocked by Jilaiye.

Later, he often said that he went to taverns and other places to collect information by the way.

Lin Ye first listened to the little song for a while to hear everyone's opinions on the death of the old king.Then he found an excuse to invite everyone present to have a drink, added side dishes to each seat, and soon became friends with many drunkards.

……

"You said the old king! Hey! Good people don't live long!"

"That's right! We suffered from famine in the past two years, thanks to the food delivered by the lord!"

"Originally, with the help of the national teacher, our country of birds is getting better and better! But..."

"Damn monster!" one of the drinkers yelled.

The person next to him hurriedly stopped: "Shhh! You don't want to die! I don't know how many people have been killed by monsters recently, how dare you scold them?!"

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The old lord, the national teacher, and many people were killed by monsters?
This sounds like a story!
　For Ali's sake, vote!

　　Gouzi looks at you with teary eyes!A pair of big eyes seem to be dripping water~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)