Feather Emperor

Chapter 113 Funny Chapter

Let’s make a joke, and excerpt a classic plot from a cartoon~~~
"Tianyu, Tianyu...Little brother Tianyu, are you still alive? It's time to wake up." Lying beside Long Tianyu's ear, Leng Bingyan called softly.The little brother on the bed turned over and looked at Leng Bingyan who was close at hand with dim eyes, "Ah...is it dawn?" Long Tianyu asked half asleep and half awake after yawning.

"Yes, you have been asleep for 100 years." Leng Bingyan replied quietly, her eyes were full of sincerity, and she didn't seem to be lying at all.

"100 years? Then you are dead?" Long Tianyu's eyes widened slightly on the bed, and he asked in surprise. Seeing his performance, Leng Bingyan knew that he hadn't woken up yet, but the corner of his mouth Show a smile, isn't that just right?Just let yourself play tricks on him.So he said, "Yes, the current me is just a three-dimensional image, not real."

"Really?" Long Tianyu showed some confusion on his face.

"Well, 100 years ago when you were sleeping, you fell off the bed and hit your head, so you have been sleeping for 100 years." With a lifelike expression and a serious look, Leng Bingyan's purpose is to convince Long Tianyu, and he continued : "This is the world 100 years from now."

"Wait a minute, so... what does the world look like now?" Long Tianyu asked nervously.

"Destroyed!"

"Really?" Long Tianyu was stunned for a moment, sitting on the bed blankly, and then made prayers with his hands, "Dad, I'm sorry! I was so messy until the end, I'm so sorry! Sister, brother didn't take good care of you, I'm sorry!" Then his eyes were firm again, as if he was a different person, and he said very seriously: "But don't worry, I will survive alone."

Leng Bingyan saw that he was sweating coldly, "This... this Tianyu is too nice... Did you lie to me?" He kicked Long Tianyu fiercely, and said with a fierce expression: "Hey, it's time to get up!"

"Ah, I was kicked by the stereoscopic image!" Long Tianyu was taken aback and shouted in a panic, "You, are you a real person?"

"Actually, I am... a biochemical human." I was really speechless to this Long Tianyu, "Isn't it a joke?" Leng Bingyan thought for a while with some worry.

"Then the world is destroyed?"

"real!"

"Really?" Long Tianyu was startled, and then prayed again, "Dad, I'm sorry! I was so messy until the end, I'm so sorry! Sister, brother didn't take good care of you, I'm sorry! I will talk to Bing Yan The cyborgs work together to survive together."

"You are really easy to be fooled!" Leng Bingyan was completely speechless to him, this little doll is really...

"What? Were those just a lie?" Long Tianyu asked in surprise when he suddenly heard such a sentence from Leng Bingyan's mouth.

"Don't you believe it? I just wanted to make a little joke." Leng Bingyan said innocently. "I'm sleepy, of course I will believe it!" Long Tianyu finally understood that he had been fooled by him, and then roared angrily.

"Hey, are you listening? I won't let you go!" Khan, really got angry, Leng Bingyan had a premonition that something was wrong, before Long Tianyu didn't notice, he quietly slipped to the door, "Bang !” He slammed the door shut and ran as fast as he could.

Leng Bingyan knew what kind of consequences would be caused by offending Long Tianyu, so he looked at his own height, and compared Long Tianyu's height, he couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Why is he so tall when he is one year younger than me? It's strange, If only I could share some of it with me." Leng Bingyan didn't want to use her own power, if she used it, even a hundred or a thousand Long Tianyu would not be her match, the reason why she didn't want to use her own power , it was entirely due to Leng Bingyan's mentality, she wanted to enjoy life in a plain way.

"Don't run away if you have the guts!" Long Tianyu's roar came from behind, and Leng Bingyan stuck out his tongue triumphantly, "Xiaomian, fight with my brother? You are still a few years too early."

Seeing that Long Tianyu was about to walk out of his bedroom, let's take a step back, Leng Bingyan thought to himself, and opened the door of the apartment, ready to go out.

"Ah, it's you!" Bing Yan exclaimed in surprise, and saw a beautiful girl standing at the door, with long beautiful hair, fair cheeks, and big eyes that were as beautiful as jade, she was actually her god-sister Ling Xin. Son.

Ling Xiner is also a sophomore in QH University, and she is not in the same major as Bing Yan, and naturally she is not in the same class.

"Ah, what, call me sister, let me in quickly." Ling Xiner urged impatiently.But how could Bing Yan let her in, he was busy running for his life.And she can think of her purpose of coming here with her toes, isn't it just to find herself?So, without a hassle, he took her hand and ran out.

Speaking of Ling Xin'er, Leng Bingyan didn't know if getting to know her was his luck or his nightmare.This Ling Xiner is quite beautiful, she can be called the top ten beauties in QH University, and she is very popular with the boys in the school, and she is also the president of the school's student union. Well, her becoming the president of the student union was entirely based on her real strength, not through connections or anything. It can be said that she is a rare talented woman.

But Bing Yan, who knows her character well, knows that she has a gorgeous appearance, but in her heart she is an out-and-out devil, a witch who loves to tease people, and she, unfortunately, is the one who is always teased by her.

I don't know why she always likes to tease Bingyan for fun, I'm afraid even she can't explain it. Whenever Bingyan asks her very seriously, she always smiles like a sly fox and says: "It's just for fun." myself."

Being used to being teased by her one after another, Leng Bingyan didn't care so much anymore, and the relationship between the two was really like that of real siblings.

Holding hands by Bingyan, the two ran wildly all the way...

"If we get here, we probably won't be able to chase after them again." The two of them ran for two streets and finally stopped, thinking coldly, "Tianyu's perseverance can't be so firm, can he?"

"What... is... what's going on?" Ling Xin'er was running out of breath, originally she wanted to play with Bing Yan, but she didn't even enter the door, it was just a long run. "Hey, no, Bingyan...why are you not panting at all, after running so far...I can't stand it anymore, why don't you even have a thing?"

"Ahem...cough...I, I'm half a beat behind the others." Bingyan quickly pretended to cough a series of coughs, of course she couldn't see the clues, "I can't tell her that I have peerless power, can I? "

"You haven't told me the reason yet, why have you dragged me away for so long? If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, hehe..." Immediately, Ling Xiner showed a savagery that is rarely seen in front of outsiders, and she was cold for a while. Just kidding, I really escaped one difficulty after another!Just out of the tiger's mouth, and into the wolf's den again.

"What excuse should I make up?" Bing Yan's brain turned rapidly, and suddenly, another thought emerged in his brain.Wei Wei leaned closer to Ling Xin'er's ear: "Okay, I understand, I'll tell you the truth, but you have to promise not to tell the third person."

Seeing Leng Bingyan acting so mysteriously, Ling Xiner's curiosity was immediately aroused, but she couldn't hide the secret, she thought to herself: "I won't tell the third person, but tell the fourth, fifth, and sixth people to know. Come on, hee hee...I'm so smart." After making up her mind, she hurriedly said, "Tell me, I will definitely not tell the third person."

"Well...Actually, Long Tianyu used to ask me to practice basketball all the time, you know? Actually, that was just an excuse."

"Excuse?" Ling Xiner asked with a puzzled face. "That's right, it's an excuse! An excuse for wanting to be with me." Leng Bingyan said proudly, could she not be proud?She finally came up with this lie, and she felt proud, "Tianyu, what do you do? Hehe..."

"An excuse to be with you? What do you mean?"

"He, he likes me, loves me!" Leng Bingyan said in astonishing words, Ling Xiner was startled by the sudden news, as if a rumbling thunder suddenly sounded in the clear sky, " This... this... is big news, if the whole school knows that their idol likes men, then... no wonder, no wonder Long Tianyu is so handsome but doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so it's because of this, haha, The next issue of the school newspaper will have a big selling point."

If Bingyan knew what the witch was thinking, she would definitely regret it.It's a pity that she didn't know it, and she still boasted: "Recently, I have ignored him, so the accumulation of loneliness made him take action." Then he appeared distressed "Hey..., if you think about it, he is also a very poor guy! I am older than him, and as a big brother, I really can't bear to break his heart, but I really love his feelings. I can't accept it!"

"But in that case, you should seriously consider his feelings. If you like it too, sister, I won't object to you."

"But it's a pity, it's impossible for me to fall in love with a man." Bing Yan said regretfully, as if she couldn't accept Long Tianyu's feelings, and she was blaming herself for breaking the heart of an innocent boy.But after changing the subject, he said very seriously: "So it's for his own good to let him give up earlier." But he thought to himself: The person he likes is actually sister you!hey~~

"That's right, Bingyan, you are indeed my younger brother, you are really gentle! Okay, I will try to help you, and I will definitely make Tianyu give up his feelings for you." Ling Xiner said very proudly.

"Oh, that's it, then I have to thank Sister Xiner." Leng Bingyan wiped the sweat off her brow, "Why do I always lie? This is not a good habit, I must change it next time, I must Change! Fortunately, I escaped the witch’s fury and took the opportunity to trap Tianyu in injustice, I’m so talented.” In the end, it became her personal boast.

Suddenly, a person hurried over from a distance, and a cloud of dust was thrown up behind him...

Leng Bingyan was taken aback, it was actually Long Tianyu, thinking when did this kid have such perseverance?She even chased him for two blocks!When he reacted, Long Tianyu had already come to his side, panting
"I... finally caught up, Bing... Bingyan, why are you running away? Isn't it too cold?"

"Idiot, why don't I run away and let you teach me a lesson?" Seeing Long Tianyu about to come up and beat him up, Leng Bingyan thought contemptuously. Just as he was about to answer his question, Ling Xiner beside him suddenly grabbed him. The hand that Long Tianyu stretched out was probably just an instinctive reaction, she didn't want Long Tianyu to touch Bingyan, anyway, she also knew that "Long Tianyu's feelings for Bingyan are extraordinary"!When she came back to her senses, she found herself standing between the two of them. Ling Xiner was annoyed: "Why are you so impulsive?" But she could only catch up with the duck, so she said, "Well, what about that matter? , that... Bingyan doesn’t agree, and it’s not very good in itself.”

"Why? Don't you know that I have a good relationship with Bingyan?" Long Tianyu was very puzzled, thinking: I'm just playing with him, so it shouldn't have anything to do with it.

"No!" Ling Xin'er said forcefully, "I think that even if the relationship is very good, there is still a gap that cannot be crossed."

"I need Bingyan no matter what, I can't do without him!" Without him, who am I going to bully?Fang Yanbin?Forget it, don't look at that guy's weak appearance, he is actually a terrible fighter in his bones!
"No, because..." Now Ling Xin'er thought, since Bing Yan is her brother she knows, she should take good care of him, saying that this time, she will help him solve this trouble.Suddenly, a solution came to my mind, but this solution was a bit too embarrassing to say, but my eyes were firm, and my heart was swayed, for the sake of my brother, let me sacrifice once!He said loudly: "Because, because Bingyan is actually my boyfriend! So I can't give Bingyan to Tianyu you."

"You..." Hearing Ling Xiner's words, Leng Bingyan was taken aback for a moment, but immediately realized that Ling Xiner was helping him!I felt a bit of warmth in my heart, "She is really a good sister, for her own sake, she even let go of her girlish reserve." Then her face was distressed again, "But, wouldn't this make things more messy? It's a big deal. It's over."

Sure enough, after hearing Ling Xiner's words, Long Tianyu froze for a moment, then reacted violently, and shouted: "You guys, when did you start?" Before the two of them could answer, "Bastard..." Afterwards, Long Tianyu pushed the two of them away, "running away in tears"...

"Well, did I go too far just now? I just wanted to help him get rid of it. Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, so..." Ling Xiner explained, seeing Long Tianyu's sad look, she felt very guilty.

Leng Bingyan nodded, of course it was too much, Ling Xiner may not know, but he does!In fact, Long Tianyu has always been secretly in love with Ling Xiner, so the misunderstanding just now really made things worse.

Bingyan didn't know that when she went back now, she would face some tortures from the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)