Salted Fish Baxter Alien in Ultra World

Chapter 3 3. Conversation
"So, you came to the door?" Ling Yu looked at the three people in front of him in disbelief.

When Ling Yu and Jie Dun had just finished their lunch and were about to continue watching the show, people from the Victory Team came.

He really didn't know how dare Captain Hui, the intermediary, dared to find himself, a more powerful Baite star, after being played to death by the Kirielod people two days ago.

Ju Jianhui said: "Mr. Ling Yu, you should not be a bad person."

Ling Yu smiled and changed back to the appearance of a Baxter star: "Is there something wrong with your cognition? You think that I, a Baxter star, would be a good person?"

"Our Baxter Stars and Jayton are all villains!"

A blue light bullet appeared in Ling Yu's hand.

"Zhi~Dun~Zhi~Dun~" Jie Dun echoed Ling Yu's words.

She also turned into a human size, and looked at Ju Jianhui unkindly—after all, the current master is all focused on finding a mistress for herself, and if she is not careful, she will not know when there will be an extra mistress.

"What are you going to do?" Xincheng and Dagu pointed the Shengli Haipa guns around their waists at Ling Yu.

Ling Yu ignored the two of them, and instead approached Jianhui step by step.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the two Victory Hepa guns fired red lasers, but Ling Yu dodged them directly.

"Captain Jianhui, you don't really think that these backward weapons on your earth can kill people?" Ling Yu asked with a smile.

Two laser beams hit the wall of Ling Yu's house without leaving a mark.

Ling Yu's house was remodeled with the spaceship of Baite Stars. This spaceship can block even Jayden's full attack.

Ling Yu walked up to Ju Jianhui and asked him, "Did you see it? This energy bomb in my hand can directly turn you into ashes."

"Now, do you know how rash your decision is?"

For Ling Yu now, killing Ju Jianhui is as easy as crushing a bug.

But, he didn't want to do that.

"Reckless? I don't consider myself reckless. That's how I feel from observing your previous actions."

"And I'm quite sure." Ju Jianhui replied.

"Then were you very sure when you went alone to find the Kirielods?"

"Zhi~Dun~Zhi~Dun~" Jie Dun responded to Ling Yu.

Ling Yu had always clearly remembered Ju Jianhui's free behavior. If Dagu hadn't arrived in time, the Victory Team would be eating by now.

"I don't like you coming to disturb my current life, and I don't want to get involved with your human shit."

"I won't take the initiative to attack you people on Earth, but I hope you don't bother me, otherwise I don't know what we will do!"

"But what I know is that what we will definitely come up with will definitely be more explosive than that Kyriaelod."

Then Ling Yu waved his hand directly, and threw out Jujianhui and Dagu and Xincheng who were following her.

Although he doesn't want to invade the earth, he also doesn't want to be a guardian to protect the earth and human beings.

He just wanted to live his life normally—to live their life with Jayden.

It would be even better if Jayden could also find a beautiful alien mistress.

As for protecting the world?Isn't there Tiga?Why do they ask me, an evil Baxter star, for Ultraman's work?
And originally "I" came to the earth for the purpose of aggression, now it is my greatest kindness that I did not invade the earth.

Forget it, don't think about it, and continue watching with the cute little Jayden.

That heroine is really pretty, if only I had a girlfriend like that...

……

Walking out of Ling Yu's neighborhood and getting into the Durham car used by the Victory Team for patrolling, Dagu asked Jujianhui, "Captain, are you alright?"

Junjian shook his head. "fine."

"What's his attitude? On our human territory, let us humans not disturb his life."

"He also threatened us. If he is provoked, the noise he will make will be stronger than that of the Kiriarods!"

"Isn't he just a fat alien who likes to watch anime! How arrogant!"

Xincheng, who was sitting in the driver's seat, was very dissatisfied with Ling Yu. If he hadn't been unable to beat him, he would have pressed Ling Yu to the ground and hammered him.

"Our negotiations with the Baxters this time are not completely useless - at least we know that he will not take the initiative to invade our earth." Ju Jianhui said.

There was silence in the car for a while.

"Don't report to the higher-ups about this meeting with Baxter Stars," Ju Jianhui said.

Because she knew that if the hawks knew about Ling Yu, they would definitely take a series of tough measures against him.

That would definitely make the Baxter star fight humans, and the monster named Jayton raised by the Baxter star seemed to be a tough problem at first glance.

……

"Yeah, I drove them away. After all, I don't have the idea of ​​being a hero. As an evil alien, it's fine if I don't take the initiative to invade, and protect the world?"

"Then why is the Super Earth Defense Team so stupid as soon as they heard it? Well, how likely am I to join a team whose name is already so stupid?"

"What? I built it? Impossible! I'm too lazy to make these fancy things. Wouldn't it be good to stay at home and watch some fun with Jayden? Go save the world."

"Have you seen him? If you are really afraid, how about I take you out of this earth with a spaceship?"

"All right, all right, you are human... you are human. But does not being human have anything to do with leaving the earth?"

"I will take a group of 'people' with Tiga to fight him? Are you stupid or am I stupid? It's not like you don't know the horror of the evil god."

"Forget it, don't talk about this for now, just tell me when my girlfriend will be available?"

Hearing this sentence, Jie Dun, who was playing, quietly teleported behind Ling Yu, secretly listening to the conversation between the two.

"Why am I so anxious? If I hadn't enlightened you in the freshman year of high school, you would have changed a girlfriend a week like you do now? As withdrawn as you were at the time, you will die alone forever!"

"Don't make such useless things, tell me the name of my future wife! I still don't even know my wife's name."

"Are you so quiet? You lied to me when you said that I could find a girlfriend in half a month?"

"You didn't tell me why, do you believe that I will send your phone number to your ex-girlfriends in the reinforcement platoon?"

"You also know that most of them are sick and delicate, so why do you dare to provoke them?"

"Do I really have so many girlfriends? Are you kidding? I don't look like you are such a scumbag."

"According to what you said, it seems that this possibility is really possible... But it will be fine if I don't save them?"

"Impossible, I don't know him anyway."

"My backyard is on fire? What the hell? I haven't done anything now, how could there be a fire in my backyard."

Then Ling Yu turned around according to Kirino's instruction.

Good guy, the little vinegar bottle is right behind him, and he has been eavesdropping.

Ling Yu hung up the phone with Mufu Kirino, and hugged Jie Dun.

"Jaden, didn't I tell you that it's bad manners to eavesdrop on someone's phone call?"

Jie Dun stared at Ling Yu and kept shouting: "Zhi Dun! Zhi Dun! Zhi Dun! Zhi Dun!"

Her little hands were still flapping, and her little feet were kicking constantly.

Obviously, the guy was jealous again.

If Ling Yu had a translator, he would be able to hear Jayden constantly "praising" him as a scumbag.

(End of this chapter)