The origin of doom

Chapter 106 Burial
In the next few days, I devoted myself to studying Taoism at home.

Since I had no idea what to do with the "rose upper body" before, I made a special research on this subject, and finally found a solution in "Encyclopedia of Charms"!
It is a spell called 'Pure Heart Talisman', which is specially used to deal with Gui's upper body, and the gestures are simple, suitable for beginners like me!
Such a useful thing, I didn't find it before, what a big loss!So I'm going to draw more, just be prepared!

Just when I was in the middle of painting, Ji Nan called suddenly, I pressed the answer button, and Ji Nan's voice came over quickly: "Brother, what are the customs for funerals?"

Huh?So straight to the point?Seems in a hurry?I asked, "Funeral? Has anyone in your family died?"

"No, the thing is like this. When I went to the hospital to visit Director Fan yesterday, I found that an old man had passed away in the next ward. His relatives stood at the door and said that he wanted Mr. Yin Yang to preside over the funeral. I was looking for a job and heard After this, I wanted to get this job very much, but they saw me young and didn’t believe that I was Mr. Yin Yang. I took out the Yang Talisman you left me, and performed an ignition spell out of thin air, and saw such a magical thing , Their attitude changed immediately! They agreed to let me preside over the funeral, but I don’t understand funeral customs, so I can only ask you.”

I didn't rush to answer, but instead asked, "How much did you charge?"

"Old rules, two hundred and five a day."

I was speechless for a while, thinking that this guy is not greedy.The "Mr. Yin Yang" on the market may charge two thousand five thousand to preside over a funeral.But I still couldn't help complaining: "You don't understand anything, and you dare to pretend to be Mr. Yin Yang with a few Yang Talismans, you are really nothing."

The boy said confidently: "Brother, I have to make money to marry a wife. Tell me quickly, what are the rules for funerals?"

Tucao belongs to Tucao, but I still want to help with this small favor, so I replied: "Well... the customs are different in every place. Some places pay attention to single-number burials to avoid disasters in pairs; Pay attention to not burying the seven or eight, that is to say, you can’t have a funeral on the seventh day, and you can’t bury it on the eighth day. But these don’t matter, it’s just a matter of customs.”

"Brother, does that mean I can arrange whatever I want?"

"Almost, as long as it conforms to the local customs, it shouldn't be difficult. The only thing worth noting is the cemetery, don't bury it in a place where there is no grass. Okay, that's about it, hang up if there is nothing else, I am busy drawing symbols."

"Okay, big brother, when you come to Qiling City next time, I will treat you to a big meal, cross the bridge rice noodles!"

I wiped the cold sweat off my brow and hung up the phone.

I thought that this kind of trivial matter could be handled by a mediocre man alone, but I underestimated his ability to be mean, and turned a trivial matter into a big trouble!

……

Two days later, in the morning, I was working as a psychologist at Chen Ying's house.

Although I'm a fake and can only talk about supernatural events, Chen Ying just likes to hear this.At this time, I am presenting the latest research results!I held a spell and said, "Look, this is the 'Pure Heart Talisman' specially designed to deal with Gui's upper body."

Chen Ying took it over and looked at it: "Well, it's not quite the same as the strokes I've seen before. By the way, I also copied a few a few days ago, and I'll show you." After finishing speaking, Chen Ying ran to the office like a gust of wind. Upstairs, she ran down with four yellow talismans. She spread the four talismans on the coffee table, and said wittily, "Among the four talismans, one was drawn by you, and the other three were copied by me. Can you tell which one is the real one?"

I have to say that Chen Ying's painting skills are very strong, she is worthy of being a genius girl!At first glance, these spells look exactly the same!Whether it is the color, the order of the strokes or the strength of the strokes, it is not bad at all!A layman will never be able to tell the truth from the fake!But I quickly identified it and tapped on the real Yang Talisman.

Chen Ying asked in surprise, "How did you find out?"

I smiled and replied: "Although the copying is very similar, there are still differences. First, I use special paper, which is not available in the market; second, you use paint when copying, but I use paper. Cinnabar, chicken blood and ink."

Just as I was speaking, the phone rang suddenly, it was a call from the boy.I pressed the answer button and asked, "Is there anything wrong? I'm busy."

"It's not good, brother! It's a fraud!"

"What kind of corpse is cheating?" I was stunned for a moment and asked.

"It was the funeral I presided over! I asked them to bury the body in the soil, but today when the family members of the deceased went to worship, they found a hole in the ground, the coffin lid was thrown aside, and the body was gone! I heard the news Afterwards, I rushed over and heard from a nearby wild rose that the corpse in the coffin was a scam last night! Now the family members of the deceased are emotional and say that if I don’t get the body back, let me know why Hua’er is like this Red! But where can I find the corpse? So brother, come and save me!"

After I finished listening, I frowned and asked, "You mean, the body was not cremated, but buried directly in the soil?"

"That's right, you said it, as long as it's not buried in a place where no grass grows, you can do anything else."

"That didn't let you be buried! And you were buried in a place full of yin, right?"

"But it's obviously what you said. As long as you don't bury it in a place where no grass grows, you can do whatever you want. Even if you bury it in a place with yin energy, it's fine."

According to the meaning of the boy, he wants to put all the shit on my head!I took a deep breath, tried to calm down my emotions, and said, "It's okay to bury the ashes in a place with strong yin, but there is a big problem with burying the dead in a place with strong yin!"

The boy complained: "Then why didn't you teach me earlier? Brother, it's all because you are not careful."

I couldn't help being angry, and shouted in a low voice, "Is there any need to teach this? Do you have common sense?"

The boy said aggrievedly: "Brother, don't I also want to save some money for his family?"

I covered my forehead and was completely speechless. After a while, I said: "Okay, I will rush over as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone, closed my eyes, and gently pinched the bridge of my nose.

Chen Ying asked curiously, "What is it like to cheat a corpse? I really want to see it."

"No." I shook my head and refused, "The place where the accident happened is in Qiling City. It's a day and a night away from here. It's impossible for your parents to let you take an adventure that far away."

"It's okay, I'll tell them. And it's good to take me there, you can take a private jet and arrive as quickly as possible." Chen Ying threw out a tempting chip.

But I was unmoved and said, "It's still too late to take the train."

Chen Ying thought for a while and said, "Then I'll give you a salary increase. How about doubling your monthly salary?"

Although the price was very attractive, I still shook my head and refused: "For a person who is about to resign, a salary increase is not very attractive. Well, I will go first, and I will be back in time next Saturday. You can resign next week."

After speaking, I left the Chen family villa. . .

……

Two hours later, the train station.

It is the beginning of January, and students from all over the country are on winter vacation, so the crowds are crowded, and most people are carrying suitcases, coming in and out at the station.

At this moment, I suddenly sensed a hand slapped from behind, and out of instinct, I quickly clasped that wrist!Only a female voice came from behind: "It hurts so much, let go!"

Huh?The voice was very familiar, I looked back and found that it was Chen Ying whose face was flushed from the cold!She was also holding a black plastic bag in her arms.

"Why are you here? Still holding a garbage bag?"

"I'm going to see the fraudulent corpse. Also, this is not a garbage bag." As she spoke, Chen Ying opened the bag, only to see bundles of hundred-yuan bills, gold jewelry, diamonds and emeralds inside!The value is at least tens of millions!Chen Ying suffers from autism and rarely goes out. Even when she goes out, she is accompanied by her parents or bodyguards, so she doesn't understand the principle of 'wealth is not revealed'.

I quickly tied the 'garbage bag' and asked in a low voice, "Is this all your private money?"

"No, it was stolen from my mother's safe. I have to bring travel expenses when I go out. I don't know if these are enough."

I was speechless for a while, thinking that this money is enough to travel around the world, okay?And Chen Ying is determined to see the fraudulent corpse, even if she doesn't take her, she will find a way to go to Qiling City by herself.She is inexperienced and doesn't like to communicate with people. With so much property, she will definitely attract bad people, so it's better to take her with her. . .

Thinking of this, I said, "Okay, I can take you with me, but I need to inform your parents first, lest they worry."

Chen Ying nodded happily: "Okay! But I have to wait until I get on the train to notify, otherwise they will take me back."

"Cut first and play later? But what about your belongings?"

"Take it, this is my travel expenses..."

(End of this chapter)