meet the best of you

Chapter 2 Meeting at such an age
【Mu Zhonghua】

In June, before the final exam of the freshman year, the campus was filled with an unknown fragrance of flowers.The wind blows off a few petals from the branches, undulating into the deep corridor.The walls of the corridor are painted with white paint, and there are several portraits of world celebrities hanging on them at intervals. Einstadt and Marie Curie are neighbors, and next to Chopin is Mr. Lu Xun with a clean mustache. Everything looks clean and tidy.

There are several doors open next to the portrait. If someone walks up and pushes open any one of them at this moment, they will naturally see a room full of black heads and a thick stack of books covering their faces.

Everyone is busy preparing for the exam.

I sat in a corner of the library, with my legs bent and my feet on the edge of the bench, shaking my body and thinking about the problem.It was a sitting position that allowed me to think comfortably.

Not far from my right is a large window, and the sea outside the window is azure and blue. Along the cracked window seam, I can occasionally hear seagulls calling, it is a comfortable afternoon.

When Xiaoyi walked towards me, I was gesturing with the scalpel in my hand, doing imaginary dissection exercises. The edge of the knife was not sharp because there was no blade installed.She called me, I looked up, the blade was just on her neck.

"If this is a slicing knife, with the force I just used, it can cut a three-centimeter-deep gash on your neck." I made a gesture of cutting, and then stopped. "There are three seats reserved for you. Choose the one you like and sit casually."

Nan Yi glanced at the crowded surroundings, then looked at the empty table where only I was sitting, and shook her head helplessly, apparently saying, Mu Zhonghua, what can you do?

It's not the first time she's looked at me like this, since the day I really got to know her, she's looked at me like this from time to time.

Indeed, I admit that I am somewhat strange in terms of interests and personality, and before I became friends with Nan Yi, I was used to being alone.

"That weird girl in the forensic department", that's what people in the school call me.

I don't care, I'm studying forensic medicine, and I will deal with dead people in the future, so it doesn't really matter if I can make friends or not.

It is also because I am too stubborn in this kind of thinking, so Nan Yi is often helpless.After the failure of this stalemate, she sighed and took out the things she had been carrying behind her back: "It's fine that you don't care about other people's opinions, but it hurts people, so you should always go and see, right?"

I let out an "ah", and then I remembered that two days ago, I seemed to really open the head of a boy from the mathematics department.

In fact, it was just an accident. I just found a dummy to simulate the bleeding trajectory of the blow injury, and then somehow that person rushed out and hit me with a brick.

What a surprise.

But anyway, it's me who hurts people, and it's basic courtesy to go and see him give something.So I packed up the books on the table, and walked out with Nan Yi with my backpack on my back.

Before reaching the entrance of the library, there was the sound of tables and chairs colliding behind me. No need to look, it must be that those students who wandered around me for a long time and didn't sit down just now were fighting for their seats.

The boys from the Department of Mathematics live in the affiliated hospital of our school, which is two roads away from the school, not far away. The shrubs beside the road are full of flowers, and the pink flowers have a faint fragrance.The nice scenery puts me in a good mood, so when I hear those bad comments about me with my own ears, I feel very calm.

Thanks to the group of math students who filled Ward 402, I learned for the first time how to swear mathematically without profanity.for example:
"Far away, you should stay away from that girl. She is a mutation function. There is no formula to calculate the result of her every action."

I nodded, I didn't expect that I still have the value of scientific research projects.

"Yes." It was a girl who spoke this time, "Zhiyuan, she likes to study corpses, and the number of corpse-changing bacteria she handles every day can't be counted. What if you get infected?"

"Tsk tsk, bacteria can still fission." I shook my head and sighed.

"Zhiyuan, you are the pride of our mathematics department. You will be the main force in next month's competition. Don't be held back by some strange departments."

Nan Yi, who was standing beside me, couldn't listen any longer. Seeing his posture, he planned to go in and fight them desperately.I yawned, took something from her hand, and stroked her head like my Pitt dog. "Wait for me outside for a minute, be good."

In fact, in terms of personality, Nan Yi is much hotter than me, really.

When I first entered, no one noticed me. They were still talking, and the content was naturally about me.The one who spoke was a tall boy with short hair. It looked like it hadn't been washed for at least two days. It was oily and tied into strands sticking to his scalp.

He's saying I look weird.

Classmates, it's better to look strange than to hinder the appearance of the city. You should wash your hair.

I bypassed him, walked straight to the hospital bed, and said to the slightly pale boy sitting on the bed: "It was my fault for beating you, I bought something for you, goat liver soup to make up your eyes, it can make you not get corns , pickled peppers and chicken feet make up hands, I heard that your mathematics department calculates various formulas every day, eating this can prevent hand cramps..."

Originally, Nan Yi bought good things, but after my explanation, soy milk powder is used to regulate estrogen, and Shandong jujube is directly used to prevent hemorrhoids in the buttocks.Forgive me, Shandong jujube.

After laying everything out in front of the hospital bed, I clapped my hands, turned back with relief, and looked at the few people who had just spoken loudly about me.

"If you can't figure out the problem, don't blame it for being difficult. See if you have the brain to solve the problem." I said to the person who said I looked like a strange function.

"The corpses of the medical school are all soaked in formalin, which is sterile. There is no crime in ignorance, and you are wrong if you show it." To the girl who said I was contagious, I did not choose to build virtue , What's the use of accumulating so many virtues, and they can't be exchanged for RMB.

I turned around and smiled at the senior who said that medicine is a strange department: "Senior, I know 108 ways to kill people without a disease. If you are interested, I will show you someday?"

Staring at a room full of math geniuses who had been stunned by me, I walked out of the room with my head held high. There seemed to be laughter coming from behind me, a relaxed and joyful smile. I don’t know who was in such a good mood in that room.

Later, as the days gradually became thinner, this incident flew past my memory without leaving any traces. Once Nan Yi even mentioned that I didn’t even know the name of the boy who was fired. Can not remember.

On July [-]rd, the day the final exam ended, I packed my simple luggage and went back to my hometown.A phone call came from home, and grandma was hospitalized with a sudden heart attack.

【Ye Zhiyuan】

Going home during the holidays was originally unplanned, but when Cheng Muyao, who was wearing a blue coach uniform, stood at the school gate like a stick, and his olive green off-road vehicle was parked next to him, I knew that this family might be right or wrong. I can't go back.

Standing in front of the car door opened at a 45-degree angle, I held the door with my hand, and Cheng Muyao grabbed my hand.

"No way, get in the car!" he said.

I originally wanted to say that I still have modeling to do, can I not go home?But Cheng Muyao never gave me a chance to speak.jerk.

Driving on the Chuanlin Highway, there is an endless gray line in front of my eyes. There are young saplings beside the road, and the branches and leaves are lush and green.I looked down at the book in my hand, my body was moving up and down with the parabola on the book, and I was not in a high mood.

As if seeing my point, Cheng Muyao stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder comfortingly: "Comrade Xiaoye, don't blame the family for rushing you home, you didn't see it, the one who called me when my grandma knew you were injured." tone. But I'm really curious, it stands to reason that your skills are not bad, so why did you get fired."

I patted his hand away and raised my head: "I'm also curious, you always call me Xiaoye Xiaoye, how would my mother react if she found out?" Then I lowered my head, as if I heard the sound of Cheng Muyao's heart twitching, I Smiling, "I don't want to say it, it's fine, the sound is nice."

……

After a long while, with the sudden sound of the engine, Cheng Muyao's "Third Grandfather" was still clearly heard by me.

The Ye family is a big family, the main family living in Linshui alone has nearly a hundred members, fortunately it is not the New Year's Eve, and there are not many people in the family, which saves the cumbersome greetings.

When they entered the door, Ping Xuan and Lele were fighting over the TV remote control.They are cousins ​​born on the same day and month in the same year, but their father is two nephews who are a few years older than me...

After living for 26 years, the title "grandfather" still makes me not used to it.

"Third Grandpa, Lele snatched my TV..." Ping Xuan immediately pouted her mouth when she saw me, looking like she was about to cry.Lele next to her took advantage of Ping Xuan's distraction and snatched the remote control, holding it in her hand triumphantly.

"It's Sailor Moon at twelve o'clock, Lele let Ping Xuan watch it first, and then watch the military channel in half an hour." Ping Xuan and Lele have lived in the same house for many years, and I understand their tempers and hobbies. Handier than their parents.But who knows that Lele is not happy this time.

"I don't." He held on to the remote control and didn't let go. "The show has changed, and I'll have to wait another half an hour before I can only watch the end."

I frowned slightly, this is really a bit difficult.But it's easy to handle. I hugged Lele and whispered something into his ear.So Lele, who was still slumped a second ago, immediately ran towards the door with a lot of energy, and even let go of the remote control that had not let go.

"You're still the best, just this kid, I can't handle him." Cheng Muyao gave me a thumbs up.I smiled: "It's not that I'm good, it's just that compared to the TV, the psp that Cheng Muyao just bought is more attractive to Lele."

Before he had time to explain to Cheng Muyao, a gentle but stern voice came from the direction of the stairs.

"Yao, do you want me to worry to death?" The one who spoke was the mistress of the Ye family, my mother.

I checked the room for nearly two hours before I was released. Before I left, the old lady said to me: "Yao, if you worry me again, I will break your legs and never let you go out again."

Fu Fangzhi, the old lady of the Ye family, is 82 years old this year. She has six children, five sons and one daughter. My oldest brother is 67 years old this year.I am a special existence in the Ye family, not only because the Ye family is engaged in business and I chose to learn mathematics that is useless in their eyes, but also because I was born when the old lady was almost 60 years old, and the advanced maternal age gave me An embarrassing seniority.

The old lady said, I was bought by her life, I was her life.

There is more than just me in the Ye family, there is also Cheng Muyao.At the beginning, because of his career choice, this kid almost broke away from his family. He works as a skill coach in a professional sports school. He is usually very busy and it is difficult to ask for leave.

He and the school took three days off, and he could stay at home for a day without the round trip.He was also depressed because Lele broke the PSP, and I pulled him out.

It was a coffee shop decorated in French style. It is said that the owner was a young woman married to a Frenchman. There was music in the coffee shop, which was a French song.Sitting in the dark red booth, I stirred the coffee spoon in my hand, looked out the window, thought about the unfinished model in my mind, and listened to Cheng Muyao's ramblings.

He babbled a lot, but nothing nutritious. It was nothing more than a few more abdominal muscles, and breaking the school record by wrapping his abdomen around the bar.

Outside the window, the thick night was outlined by colorful neon lights, creating an ambiguous atmosphere. The bar opposite was doing business well, and there were quite a few people coming in and out.Tired of watching, I rubbed my eyes, intending to look away, but unexpectedly saw an interesting scene in a glance.

A girl was pushing open the door of the bar. She was wearing a red plaid shirt. The loose fit made her slim figure even more slim.But she was like this, carrying another girl on her shoulders.

Under the heavy load, the thin girl's walking posture is not elegant. She crossed her feet and stopped to catch her breath from time to time, like a clumsy duck.As if tired from walking, she stopped and looked up.

A chuckle came out clearly from my mouth, what a coincidence, it was an acquaintance, the girl from the forensic department who knew [-] ways to make people die without disease.

What was she talking about? From the shape of her mouth, it was roughly: "Why does the egg hurt so much?"

……

【Mu Zhonghua】

Mu Zimei said that this section of the road has just started to be repaired, and many places have been dug and filled. It's been like a wind without shadow for many years, but at this moment, my feet are so painful from those cement stones that I really have to believe whether it's road construction or digging pits to bury mines!
I regretted that I should not have believed my grandma's lies and was tricked into going home.Her heart is perfectly fine.

Not far away is a red and festive barbecue restaurant. The boss yelled and carried two dozen beers out of the store. A man drank a cigarette to pick up the wine brought by the boss, while several of his friends were chatting loudly, and someone reached out to help.

The summer in the north is probably accompanied by a little bit of bubbling beer. I lick my dry lips, gasp for breath, and feel tired.

The night wind with the scent of flowers slid into the throat, which was a sharp tingling sensation. I stood still for a while, and then I tried my best to lift Mu Zimei, who was sliding down from my shoulders, up again. Complaint: "You said you lost ten catties, but you really lost ten catties from your thighs, and the full length of your stomach is on your stomach."

These words can be called quite vicious for Mu Zimei who weighs [-], but she didn't jump up and pinch me as usual, she slept soundly on my shoulder, like a dead pig.

I finally understand what is "dead heavy dead heavy", really heavy!

Stepping on a dirt bag, I looked into the distance, and there was a bus stop 100 meters away. Due to the construction of the road section, the bus stop sign was dismantled early and fell on the side of the road. The word 13 on the stop sign was still vaguely clear. The No. 13 bus to my home takes 33 stops from here to home, and passes through the ancient Weihe Bridge in the middle. The average time spent on the whole journey is about 59 minutes, not counting the traffic jam.

Han Cheng said, I am as familiar with this road as I am with my hands. I think she is scolding me in disguise, because I don’t want to know this obscure old road at all. Thanks to the pig, because of her, I have come here not a hundred times, but dozens of times.The dead pig moved on my back again, and I could feel the pig's saliva running down my spine.

"You have to wash my clothes for this week, and next week's... No, it's for this holiday." I said to myself, and signed a verbal contract with Air.

"Mu Zimei, stop!" Someone called the dead pig's name behind me, I looked back at the group of fashionable men and women helplessly, and turned Mu Zimei on my body again: "You think what I just did is not enough ? Besides, with her virtue, give me a try."

"Mu Zhonghua, you don't need to pretend to be tough in front of me. Let me tell you that Nie Jing is not here. I must give this fat woman a long memory today and let her know what someone else's boyfriend is." A beautiful girl with slender eyebrows and slender eyes, but she speaks bluntly.I sighed, and knew that the other party had endured the dead pig for a long time.Twisting my neck, I shook my hands, ready to accept the move: "Then try it."

But I seem to have forgotten one thing, I still carry a personal one on my shoulder.When I remembered, Mu Sizhu was lying on the ground with blood all over his face, hugging my leg and "humming".

Her eyes looking up at me were black and bright, and I immediately thought of Mu Sizhu when she was a child. At that time, her figure was not as round as it is now, and her cheeks were rosy, not as pale as it is now. At that time, I especially liked to pinch her face, I remember.

There was another "plop" in my ear, and I glanced in the direction of the sound. It was a girl with slender eyebrows and eyes sitting on the ground, as if she had collapsed.I shook my head. Not everyone can fight a fight, and not everyone can be a big sister. First of all, you have to not get dizzy.

I used all my strength to carry Mu Zimei on my shoulders again, and began to think, on this broken road, if I run with the 120 ambulance, which one can reach the hospital earlier?

Before I could figure it out, the horns of cars rang a few times next to me. I held Mu Zimei up and looked up, and there was an off-road vehicle parked not far from me, with two headlights on, illuminating the car. On the ground beneath my feet.

【Ye Zhiyuan】

Zhou Peiyuan is a man with great powers. He heard the news from nowhere after I got home, and he called me directly on my mobile phone.

"It's too late, another day."

"Your face is big enough, so let me give you some more."

"Okay, where?"

In three sentences, he asked me to "willingly" go to his game.

Cheng Muyao glanced at me, raised his head and drank the coffee in the cup, mocking me: "I have no idea."

Cheng Muyao doesn't like Zhou Peiyuan, I don't know the specific reason, I only know that they hate each other, but the strange thing is that both of them are close to me.

After paying the bill, Cheng Muyao went out to drive. I looked at the opposite road. The glass door of the bar was polished. At this time, the business of the bar was better than before, and there were more people coming in and out. Long gone.

When I was looking at the door, the brown round glass door opened again, and this time many people came out, wearing clothes that Lele said were "very trendy" and walked out "hula la", looking uncomfortable. It seems to be in a very happy state after entertainment, but it seems to be going to provoke trouble.

I have never been interested in this kind of thing, so I turned my gaze away, and I began to focus on the area under my feet. A tree branch was cast a shadow by the street light, which reminded me of Abel Ruffini's law: the degree of an algebraic equation rises to five More times, there is no universally applicable solution formula.

Abel Ruffini's proof process, derived from Lagrangian research, is like a work of exquisite precision, which makes me lose my mind.

Cheng Muyao honked the horn three times in a row at me, getting more and more impatient with each other. When I got into the car, I happened to meet his inquisitive eyes, and he rubbed his chin: "Aren't the bullies all idiots who don't hear what's going on outside the window?" Children? Why can't I see any signs of stupidity in you, and use the title of 'Third Grandpa' to overwhelm me if you have nothing to do?"

"That's natural, I'm stupid, you can't be my grandfather?"

Cheng Muyao turned on the car stereo, and the channel played a song-demanding column. A 13-year-old girl ordered "Song of Thousand Thousands" for the boy she had a crush on. In the space, Cheng Muyao kept shaking his head.

I asked why.

He said: "The song of "Song of Thousand Thousands of Ques" is beautiful, but what I sang is the meaning of the song at the time of parting. This is not a confession. The little girl chose the wrong song."

I really didn't realize that Cheng Muyao is such a meticulous person.

The song entered the second interlude, and the off-road vehicle that had not been driving for a long time stopped again, and a group of people blocked the potholed road. Cheng Muyao honked his horn anxiously. He didn't want to make a detour, and was urging the group of people to make way. Come out wide.

The headlights were on, I recognized the group, they were the ones who had just come out of the bar, and then I heard someone banging on the car window.

I turned my head to look, and standing outside was Mu Zhonghua, who was sweating profusely. She was carrying a person on her shoulders, and blood was "bubbling" from that person. There was too much blood, and I couldn't see where the wound was.

"Open the door!" I heard her say that outside the window, as if she was asking for help, but she didn't have the attitude that she should have when asking for help.

By some coincidence, I actually opened the door.

"The nearest hospital should be Songshan Hospital on Songping Road." Mu Zhonghua muttered, and then patted the back of Cheng Muyao's seat, "Go straight and turn left, Songshan Hospital."

I have already seen Cheng Muyao's knotted eyebrows. He hates people talking to him in this tone. Before he got angry, I patted him: "It's important to save people."

At that time, the location was not far from Songshan Hospital, and within a few minutes the car drove into a decent courtyard.Cheng Muyao parked the car in front of the emergency room building, looking at the blood-stained car seat in the back row with disgust.

"Here, get out of the car." He said.

I looked at Mu Zhonghua who was sitting in the back. She was pressing a certain position on her companion's head with her hand, and she didn't intend to get out of the car.

"Can you help me get her out of the car? I'm out of strength." She looked up and looked at me in the rearview mirror.I said, "Mu Yao, please do me a favor."

"why me?"

"Don't you always say that you are looking for something stronger than me? You are stronger than me."

Cheng Muyao: "..."

The dark-faced Cheng Muyao entered the emergency room with the man on his back, and I followed Mu Zhonghua in. As the saying goes, send the Buddha to the west, not to mention that Cheng Muyao was crushed to death. For his parents' sake, I also wanted to For his body.

There was a doctor on duty in the emergency room. When he entered the door, he was playing minesweeper on the computer. I glanced at it and saw that the screen was full of small flags.

"Trauma, just bandage it." He glanced at the wounded on Cheng Muyao's back, and said.

But Mu Zhonghua interrupted the doctor. She pointed to the fat girl whose face was already pale: "She has a blood clotting disorder, and she lost about 800cc of blood on the road. Not only must the bleeding be stopped, but also a blood transfusion is required."

The little doctor showed a surprised expression: "What blood type is she?"

"A."

The little doctor slapped his forehead: "It's broken, a few wounded in a car accident were sent during the day, and the type A blood happened to be gone!"

"What's your relationship with the injured?" the little doctor asked her.

"I'm her sister."

"What about the blood type?"

"B."

"Oops!"

Cheng Muyao interrupted: "Why are the two sisters' blood types different?"

"The family must have the same blood type?" I was worried about Cheng Muyao's IQ, and at the same time I heard Mu Zhonghua say: "Besides, I said she is my sister, not my own sister."

【Mu Zhonghua】

Mu Zimei is the oil bottle that Han Cheng brought in when he married my father. Now the oil bottle is lying on the bed, sleeping quietly, and the bright red type A blood is slowly infused into her body.A man with a darker face was sitting, clutching a cotton swab on his arm, and squinting at me.

It was Cheng Muyao who donated blood to Mu Shizhu, and Ye Zhiyuan told me the name.

Although he was not willing to donate blood, but I have always been a person who can tell right from wrong, so I said thank you.

Ye Zhiyuan and I's phone rang at the same time, and mine was from Han Cheng. I briefly described to her the current situation of Xia Mu's dead pig, including the snot bubbles she blew bigger and bigger. At the end, I said to Han Cheng : "Han Cheng, I think you should think of a way, just for Mu Zimei's love for that man, and her current weight, I don't think my scissors will be able to knock her out after a while."

Mu Zimei likes a man, for that man, she has done countless stupid things, and the person who cleans up the mess for her is me eight out of ten times.

For example, today, Mu Sizhu's male god's birthday, she ran to sing birthday songs to others, but the male god had a girlfriend, and she was there.

I still remember that in that chaotic scene, my experience after cutting the knife on Mu Sizhu's neck was: my hand didn't hurt so much...

【Ye Zhiyuan】

The call was still from Zhou Peiyuan, who asked me where I was and why I hadn't arrived yet.

I looked at Mu Zhonghua who was also on the phone in the other corner of the corridor, and told Zhou Peiyuan on the other end of the phone, "I'm in the hospital."

"I'll go, brother, it's not because you were hit by someone, it's not serious!"

There is nothing wrong with Zhou Peiyuan, but this startled speaking style always gives people headaches, so I rubbed the space between my brows.

There are a few cherry blossom trees planted at the entrance of the emergency building. It is not the blooming season, and there are only delicate green leaves on the trees. I stand not far from the gate, and I can smell the fragrance of the leaves brought in by the wind. If possible, I would rather stand I'm staying here with two girls who I don't know well, and I don't want to go to Zhou Peiyuan's game anymore, because Zhou Peiyuan said to me in a loud voice: "Brother, come quickly when you are done with righteousness, someone knows you are coming , but I’ve been waiting here for half a day.”

I didn't ask who it was, because I immediately heard that soft voice: "Brother Zhiyuan, are you back?"

When the sound sounded, I thought of the gardenia tree in my yard three years ago. The tree was full of insects, and half of the leaves on the branches were yellow. When the wind blew, those yellow leaves rustled and fell off. The girl raised her head and said to me, "Brother Zhiyuan, I'm leaving..."

It's Ji Haimo.

Every time I meet Ji Haimo, my head hurts, it hurts very much.

After donating blood, Cheng Muyao shook his arm and drove me away. Before leaving, I watched Mu Zhonghua and her sister talking through his muscular arms. I didn’t find any other characteristics of her sister except fat, but about Mu Zhonghua I found out that she didn't seem to like her sister as much as she showed. When they were talking, I saw Mu Zhonghua frowning, as if bored.

Sitting in the car, I was thinking about Mu Zhonghua and her sister, Cheng Muyao and I were talking about Ji Haimo.

"Calculating the time, she should have graduated and returned to China this time."

"Probably, I can't remember that it was a few years ago that she went abroad to study, I just remember that it was not long after my mother celebrated her birthday once." I felt that Cheng Muyao was looking at me with a playful look, I turned my head away , not to see him.

red light.

Beside the crossroads, a few young people were sitting on the ground, playing a tune. I heard it before, it was "You at the Same Table".At the beginning, Ji Haimo also sat at the same table with me for a while, and it was arranged by my teacher Yan, the head teacher at the time.One day, Ji Haimo suddenly plugged a Walkman earplug into my ear, and this song was playing in it.

"Third Grandpa, Grandma Grandma was all about matching the two of you back then. If the fortune teller hadn't told you that you two had hit each other, maybe I would have Third Grandma now."

Cheng Muyao always likes to mention things that I don't like.he continued.

"It stands to reason that I'm not superstitious, but what happened to you two back then was really weird. Ji Haimo came to your birthday party, and the sandalwood carvings he gave you immediately sent you to the hospital for allergies. She invited you to swim in the lake. In the end, you really So I swam to the lake and got a high fever for three days and got acute pneumonia. Ji Haimo is not much better than you, grandma asked you to help her with math, and she failed the final exam directly, tsk tsk..."

"I teach very seriously." It is true.

"Yes, yes, if I hadn't peeked at your teaching notes later, I really didn't know that the third grandpa had such a brain power, and he could figure out how to use the advanced function method to teach mathematics in the first year of high school. Only Ji Haimo's brain can understand it." Strange, third grandpa, you're pretty good."

I pursed my lips tightly: "Well, I admit that I don't really only know how to study like my classmates and family members think, but I don't want them to know this."

"I will arrange for you to meet Guan Xiaochao three times, and keep your mouth shut." Guan Xiaochao is a junior junior in our school, and Cheng Muyao fell in love with her at first sight.

"Five times! Three strikes with the best flint and steel may not spark!"

"Four times, if there is no spark, I can only say that you are a broken rock." I said softly, and then heard Cheng Muyao, who was not to be outdone, gritted his teeth and said: "Deal."

Cheng Muyao took Xiao Xiang, who was in charge of Xiaochao, and followed me into Jinju's private room 666.

The private room corresponds to the word "gold" in Jinju, and the decoration is resplendent, with golden wallpaper, ceiling lights emitting golden light, and Ji Haimo who is surrounded by people like a golden sun.

"Cheng Muyao, come sit with me over there."

"Third Grandpa, I have a headache, let's go first!"

Looking at the back of Cheng Muyao shrugging his shoulders and running away, I didn't have time to stop him, when I saw "Shi Shi" coming towards me, Ji Haimo called me: "Brother Zhiyuan."

I scratched my head: "I'm back."

【Mu Zhonghua】

On the phone, I told Han Cheng about Mu Zimei's situation. She was a little noisy, and I could vaguely hear the voices of men urging each other to drink. I frowned: "The doctor said that you can go home after observing for a while. Don't come if you are busy, I will take a taxi to take her home later."

It could be heard that Han Cheng also drank alcohol, and her tongue was a bit big. She repeated several times and drove to pick us up after a while. beautiful."

Then I heard Han Cheng's "giggle" laughter. My dad said that Han Cheng's laughter was always inconsistent with her identity. Every time she laughed, he would say, but Han Cheng always blamed me, until now no one said her up.Before I hung up the phone, I hesitated, but I still told her: "Take a taxi and come back, the car is parked there, and I will drive it tomorrow."

Han Cheng said I was long-winded.

After hanging up the phone, the man named Ye Zhiyuan and his companion said goodbye to me, I opened my mouth thinking I should thank him, there was a lot of blood.But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, there was no sincerity in the matter of lip-to-mouth touching, so I gave up and left them a phone number, which was the landline number. , I was surprised by the good handwriting.

2903XXX, Ye House.

I read the number on the note, and heard Mu Zimei waking up on the bed calling me: "Sister, I'm hungry."

In addition to being devoted to that man, the dead pig is also devoted to eating.Turning my head, I frowned and asked her, "What do you want to eat?"

"Preserved egg and lean pork porridge with chopped green onion, fried rice noodles, and five kebabs would be even better..." She smiled at me playfully. When the dead pig smiled, her eyes almost disappeared. I suspect it was because of her I couldn't see my disgusted expression.

When I went out, I packed a porridge from a small restaurant in front of the hospital that was still closed and brought it back to Mu Shizhu. She didn’t even have any pickles, but the dead pig ate it big mouthfuls. I watched the tears pattering down the corners of her eyes. drop.

"Isn't he just a man... Don't cry, the tears are all in the porridge."

"The cook forgot to add salt, the porridge is too weak."

"The eyes are swollen, and I can't even see your black eyes."

The dead pig shrugged: "It's not big anyway."

"Mu Sizhu, do you know that I am very annoyed by your current behavior?"

"Sister, I know you don't like me."

"It's good that you know." I sat on the edge of the bed and managed to grab her shoulder with great effort. I patted her, "Nie Jing is a bastard, don't waste it with him, it's not worth it."

"Well, when I become slim in the future, I will find a bastard who is a thousand times better than him and ten thousand times better than him. I will pass by his house every day and piss him off!" I waved my fists, but why did I feel that day was so far away from me?

"What if I can't find it?"

"It's okay." She waved her hand, "Anyway, I have you."

I think Mu Zimei learned from me, and like a stupid hunter, I dug a hole and jumped myself.

It was one o'clock in the morning when we got home, and the room was quiet. The door of Han Cheng's room was open, and she was lying on the bed with her clothes on, muttering in her mouth: "Boss Zhou, you must give us that batch of goods..."

Han Cheng runs a small supermarket and runs around all day for that fart business.But it’s also such a big business. After the death of Comrade Mu Yuanyang, it became the source of income for our family of five. The five members include me, dead pig, Mu Ziye, Han Cheng, and now I’m in my room with a walking stick. My grandma performing a sit-in.

It's mine, not a dead pig's.

"Grandma, I'll give you three sentences. After asking, I can take a shower and sleep. Every time I go home, it's like a war. I'm exhausted." I followed Han Cheng's example and threw myself on the bed. Three questions: where did you go?Has Mu Zimei caused you trouble again?Did Han Cheng tell you to do something again?

Shouldn't the original script be like this?But when my grandma casually threw me a note, I knew that this old man was not following the routine again.

"A friend of mine whose little granddaughter wanted to find a teacher to learn foreign languages, she asked me for help. I thought you have also learned foreign languages, and you need money from the teacher. You should be obliged to help with this matter."

"Grandma, I only got 61 points in English in the college entrance examination!" I think my grandma either has a grudge against the other party and wants me to mislead the younger generation, or she wants to embarrass me.But grandma gently tapped the walking stick in her hand: "61 in the college entrance examination, didn't you get 100 points a few times in elementary school? It's enough to teach children."

I think grandma wants me to uproot the seedling of the motherland.

I looked at the handwriting on the note, No. 17 Dongzhisandao Street, Gu's house.The beautiful handwriting reminds me of Ye Zhiyuan's picture at night.

Grandma must have a grudge with that family, and after coming to this conclusion, I went to the bathroom to take a shower and then went to bed.Mu Zimei's weight made me exhausted, and I have no spare brain cells to think about Gu Zhai and repaying Ye's family.

I had no dreams all night, and the next day, before dawn, Nan Yi made a phone call and lifted me out of the quilt. My old telephone’s loudspeaker function was not very good, and it seemed that Nan Yi’s voice was quite harsh. I heard her say: " problem occurs!"

"What could happen..." I faced the mirror and looked at me with a pale face in the mirror.

Mu Ziye was not tall, and his feet couldn't even touch the ground when he sat on a chair.I drank the juice and waited for Nan Yi while listening to him grinding his teeth at me.

"Which of the nine planets in the solar system, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, has the largest mass or the smallest?" He muttered as he read the book in front of him. science".It always makes me feel strange that an eight-year-old kid reading this kind of book is not the trial version for young children.

The blueberry pulp slides into the mouth along the tube, sour than sweet, I frowned and heard Mu Ziye's voice softly calling me "sister".

"Sister..." Every time he called me in such a serious manner, I knew nothing was going to happen. Sure enough, this time he was bothering me with those weird questions again.

"Sister." He blinked, "Which of the nine planets has the largest mass and which has the smallest mass?"

I froze for a moment, thinking.From the corner of my eye, Mu Ziye was waiting to see my ugly little dead figure clearly captured by me, swallowed the piece of fruit, and I propped my chin: "Jupiter is the largest, and Pluto is the smallest."

Mu Ziye was very surprised. In his eyes, should my sister be a fool with no common sense?He didn't know, since he laughed at me for a long time when I misclassified bats as birds last time, I began to pay attention to which programs Mu Ziye usually watched.This question just happened to be aired on the Central TV station.

Mu Ziye pursed his mouth: "We stand in line at school, the small ones are in front, and the tallest ones are in the back. Why doesn't the planet put the heaviest ones last and the lightest ones first?"

"That's because your teacher wants to take care of your emotions, so she puts you at the top. She is afraid that you will feel inferior, and no one takes care of the planets. Jupiter likes to stay there." I know I'm talking nonsense, but This is better than confessing that he doesn't know the reason and being laughed at by Mu Ziye. A sister must have the dignity of a sister. Besides, I know that when it comes to height, Mu Ziye will not go into it.His short stature is his sore spot. I really don't know that an eight-year-old kid who can't even pee at the pit has a sore spot.

He pursed his mouth in displeasure, and I pushed his glass of juice to him: "Drink it quickly, it's almost time for your sister Xiaoyi to arrive after drinking it."

When Xiaoyi was mentioned, Mu Ziye blushed, and obediently closed his book and bowed his head to drink juice.

Nan Yi said that her train arrived at 35 o'clock in the afternoon, and when the big clock at the station opposite the cold drink bar pointed to [-]:[-], Nan Yi in a white T-shirt appeared in the distance with her luggage.

Mu Ziye saw her first. The child was a little impatient. He jumped off the stool and lowered his head to pull at the corner of his clothes to check if there was anything wrong with him. Yi waist it.

When Nan Yi entered, Mu Ziye shyly called "Sister Xiao Yi", while I kept my buttocks on the stool, raised my chin, and looked at the two boxes of luggage next to Nan Yi's hand: "What happened is what you said. Did you run away from home again?"

"I have severed ties with my family." Nan Yi patted Mu Ziye's head, and the kid nearly lost his eyesight from laughing.I said oh, this is really not a small matter.

Let Nan Yi have a drink and rest for a while, I took her and Mu Ziye, one big and one small, and walked home, watching the two walking in front talking and laughing, carrying two weights that were as dead as dead The pig's box, I think they are the brothers and sisters of the family.

Dad, I was picked up by your roadside trash can. Facing the sky, I mourn for myself.

It's not the first time Nan Yi has come to my house, so whether it's Mu Zimei, grandma or Han Cheng whose face is covered with thick seaweed mud, there are not many surprises.In the evening, I threw out Mu Ziye who was about to sneak into my room several times. I planned to talk to Nan Yi. I knew that she fell out with her family because of her boyfriend. This was not the first time, but still Without opening her mouth, grandma knocked on the door "Just dong dong dong": "Zhonghua, don't forget to go to Gu's house tomorrow, I have an appointment with him."

"I know, I know, I can't forget it." I didn't say it, I really wanted to forget it.

It wasn't until the next day, when I stood in the Gu family's big house that looked like a palace compared to mine, and I looked at the man in front of me who was taller than me and dressed in casual home clothes, that I realized that I was really tricked by my grandmother. .

"My grandma said there was a kid who asked me to teach English." I said to him with a wink.He chuckled lightly: "My mother said that there was a college student who failed the CET-[-] exam six times, so let me help."

I gritted my teeth, grandma, grandma, not to mention that I haven't graduated from college, even if you really wanted to introduce someone to me, you wouldn't tell them my old background!I pursed my mouth and watched the man stretch out his hand to me: "Hello, I'm Gu Qianshan."

Missing is so charming and charming, so close to thousands of mountains.Gu Qianshan, I don't like this name. Behind his smile, I always feel that he hides something very deep.I didn't intend to force myself, so I stood up and said goodbye, seeing that Gu Qianshan didn't intend to keep him, I was really relieved, I was most afraid of that kind of stalker.

Gu Qianshan sent me off in a very gentlemanly manner. When I arrived at the yard, the phone in my bag rang suddenly. I answered and it was Nan Yi. It turned out that she knew what happened to me and called to laugh at me.

"Wait, Nan Yi, let me go back and clean you up." I hung up the phone, and the door of Gu's house opened, and a well-dressed middle-aged woman came in. She wore makeup on her face, but it wasn't too heavy, and she had kind eyebrows and kind eyes. .I know her, I saw her in my grandmother's photo album, she is my grandmother's year-end friend.

She is also Gu Qianshan's mother. When she saw me coming, she didn't even give me a chance to leave, and sent Gu Qianshan directly: "Didn't Xiaoqing invite a group of friends to play? It just happened that you brought Zhonghua over there, young man , it is easy to have a common language.”

I sneered, I think my grandma must not have told her that I only resonate with corpses.But I still have a tutor, and it is impolite to refuse an invitation when I come to the door for the first time, so I looked at Gu Qianshan, he would probably refuse.

But things just turned around, Gu Qianshan agreed, but I wanted to curse.

My stinky face was put all the way to Donghua Middle Road, No. 217, an entertainment bar called Haven.At the door, I saw an unexpected person.Ye Zhiyuan was pulled by a girl, who looked like me, not very happy.

【Ye Zhiyuan】

Ji Haimo sprained her foot and couldn't stand steadily, so I had no choice but to support her.

"How about I send you back first?" I suggested, and I didn't say that I wanted to send her because I didn't like participating in such boring parties.She shook her head: "No, I made an appointment with Xiaoqing, you know her temper, if you don't go, my house will be torn down."

Thinking about the extremely noisy and nervous girl in my impression, I had no choice but to compromise.Someone called me from behind.

"Ye Zhiyuan."

With a soft but clear voice, I can guess who it is without looking back.

"Gu Qianshan." I imitated his tone and called that person's name, turned around and saw Gu Qianshan standing side by side with Mu Zhonghua, how did these two get together?

"It's still Haimo who has face. It's me and Xiaoqing who call you, are you willing to come out?" Gu Qianshan is Ji Haimo's cousin, and he loves making jokes that make me uncomfortable.I scratched my head and looked at him with a smile on my face: "Aren't you too? You've changed your gender. It's rare to see you bring your girlfriend out."

When I said this, Ji Haimo also looked at Mu Zhonghua curiously: "Cousin, this is..."

Gu Qianshan smiled: "Mu Zhonghua, my mother introduced it to me..."

"I'm Teacher Gu's student, and he helped me with my foreign language." Mu Zhonghua shrugged her shoulders with a calm expression, "I can't help it. I failed the CET-[-] exam six times, and I can't even get a diploma."

After she finished speaking, Ji Haimo's expression became weird, Gu Qianshan's expression was calm, and I...God knows I couldn't help laughing and enduring the pain.Taking a breath, I said, "Let's go in."

It can be seen that Mu Zhonghua is not willing to come to this kind of party, because there is such a different kind of her, I suddenly feel that the room in Haven is not so stuffy.

Many people came to Gu Qianqing's birthday party, many people I knew and some I didn't know.Seeing me, Gu Qianqing was very happy, and dragged Ji Haimo and me to make introductions to those I didn't know, leaving her brother alone.

I feel like a monkey. Not far away, Mu Zhonghua watched me being dragged around by Gu Qianqing. Why do I feel that she, who was not happy just now, is happy now?
Fortunately, there are only a few people who don't know each other. After a while, Ji Haimo and I were arranged in a corner by Gu Qianqing, and there was a girl sitting next to me. I knew someone who used to study in a high school with me and Ji Haimo. She had a round face and was happy and angry. A face shape that is easy to express.She is a little unhappy right now, frantically tapping her fingers on the karaoke machine, I glanced and saw the titles of songs related to breaking up, no wonder she was in a bad mood and broke up.

I was also in a bad mood, and Ji Haimo was more persistent than a few years ago. Even if I pretended to be thinking about Goldbach's conjecture, she didn't walk away as boringly as before, so the following conversation took place between us.

"Brother Zhiyuan, what are you thinking?"

"Goldbach conjectures that any odd number not less than 9 is the sum of three odd prime numbers."

"Oh, this sounds profound, but I don't quite understand it."

It's right if you don't understand, I smiled and thought that this conversation was about to end, but I didn't expect that Ji Haimo, who came back from abroad, would have the ability to change the topic to another point.

"Although I don't understand Goldbach's conjecture, I know his ancestors. Brother, do you know Gothic architecture?"

Knowing little about architecture, I had no choice but to shake my head. The topic continued with Ji Haimo's smile. At that moment, I finally understood why my mother, who was completely on my side, would suddenly rebel and started working with her family to promote my And Ji Haimo.

She is not as shy as before, and much more cheerful.Not to my liking though.

That day, everyone was having a good time, and many of them were drunk. Gu Qianqing suggested to play Truth or Dare when they were drunk. I have never been interested in games, but she called my name. Let's take part.

I don't like to play games, but I'm good at it, and I haven't been caught in a few rounds.In fact, this is not difficult. With a little manipulation of mathematical probability analysis, it is easy to avoid it.

But some people are not so lucky.

Gu Qianshan lost three rounds in a row, and seeing that he lost the fourth round, his sister refused to let him choose the big adventure this time, and Gu Qianqing had no choice but to choose the big adventure. Tell the truth.

It was Ji Haimo who asked the question, and she asked with a smile: "Cousin, Ms. Mu said that you are her foreign language tutoring teacher. Zhiyuan and I are very curious. You have never passed the CET-[-] exam eight times. How do you teach others foreign languages? Say, what's the matter?"

Gu Qianshan answered frankly and generously: "It's a blind date introduced by my family."

All the people present were holding back their laughter because of the fact that they had failed eight times, only one person was unhappy, and Mu Zhonghua stood up from his chair abruptly.

Gu Qianqing covered her mouth: "Sister Mu, don't be unhappy, it's just a game, besides, my brother is pretty good except for his poor English."

"I'm not upset, I'm going to the bathroom."

"You have been there eight times." The number of times was still within an hour, said a person in the circle of friends.

I looked at Mu Zhonghua and rolled my eyes: "I urinate frequently, can't I?"

I:"……"

She is really interesting.

That day, Mu Zhonghua left very early, and I wanted to leave too, but Gu Qianqing dragged me and didn't go home until eleven o'clock in the evening.A small wall lamp was lit in the living room, and the ocher-yellow light made the people sitting under the lamp look a bit stooped.My mother heard the voice and looked back at me with a smile on her face. At first she seemed to want to ask me something, but then she didn't ask me anything. After telling me to go to bed early, she walked upstairs slowly.

I was a little baffled, but I didn't have the time to think too much. I changed my slippers at the entrance, and I went upstairs as well.

After taking a shower, I was brushing my hair when the door of the room opened suddenly. Lele obviously just woke up but didn't wake up. His Pikachu pajamas were not worn properly, showing a small belly, and he looked unhappy.

I thought it wasn't sleepwalking.I put down the towel and got up to take him back to the room, but without touching the young master, the young master said, "Third grandpa, if you let that season be my third grandma, I will never get along with you again! "

Looking at the small-mouthed Lao Gao who is obviously not the sleepwalking Lele, I feel very comfortable in my heart. It is not easy to find someone with the same aesthetics as me in this family.

But even if I was excited, I didn't show the slightest sign. Frowning, I squatted in front of Lele with a look of embarrassment: "Who said Ji Haimo was going to be your third grandma? Does Lele not like her? Your grandma Both your father and uncle like her?"

The three questions I asked in succession wrinkled Lele's little face: "Grandma Zu said you went on a date with Ji He today and came back very happy. Didn't you ask her to be my third grandma? Third grandpa, if you Dare to find a woman who you don't like and I don't like to be my third mistress, you...you are not a man!"

Lele probably still doesn't understand what he means. I guess it's from some bloody Taiwanese drama.But no matter where you look at it, this problem is a bit serious.

I also frowned like Lele, pulled off the bath towel wrapped around my waist, and asked Lele: "What is this?"

"Little bird, but Third Grandpa, why is your bird so much bigger than mine!" The curious child wanted to reach out to touch it, but I dodged it.I rewrapped the bath towel and stepped aside: "Do women have this? So you have to trust me as a man, your third grandfather, and I will never do anything ignorant of my conscience."

"Really? Third Grandpa, you won't marry that season?"

"Well, that's hard to say." I saw Lele's complexion changed instantly, it seemed that Ji Haimo's bad impression on Lele was deeply ingrained, I smiled slightly, "But from the perspective of the probability of the event happening, The probability of this happening is negligible."

Afraid that Lele would not understand, I added: "It just won't happen."

Lele's cheers startled my mother, who just woke up at night and stood in front of my door dumbfounded in her pajamas, while I made several shush gestures to her: "Lele is sleepwalking, don't talk."

In Ye’s house, there are only two people who know that I like to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail. One is being half-pushed by me to imitate sleepwalking towards his room, and the other is thinking about how I can arrange him in the dormitory of a sports school thousands of miles away. An unexpected encounter with Guan Xiaochao.

Secret, really not suitable for too many people to know.

Lele and my mother were sent away, and the room was vacated again.After a lot of tossing just now, my hair was also dry, but I was still sleepy. Sitting at the table, I opened my notebook, thought for a while, and recalled the website of the campus bbs.

Originally, I thought it would take a long time to find that post, but I didn't expect that it was the first post with red hot floating in the irrigation area.I was both helpless and amused, so I clicked on the post and read it one by one.

The post was originally about the incident where I was injured in the previous battle. A person in the Department of Mathematics who claimed to be my junior student posted a post. The content of the post was to denounce the Department of Forensic Medicine for trying to sabotage the Department of Mathematics to win the championship.When this post was first posted, I also heard it from my roommate, but it is strange to say that this post did not provoke a fight between the Department of Forensic Medicine and the Department of Mathematics, but it made the students of these two departments fight against each other, and they pointed the finger at Mu Zhonghua .

"That's a weirdo in our department, please friends and relatives in the mathematics department don't add her crimes to us."

This is the first reply to the post. The user name is "Flying Knife", and the department is marked as the Department of Forensic Medicine.

This message is like a gate, once it is opened, the artillery fire below will be fully opened. Some people say that she robbed the first-class scholarship from a colleague in the same department by virtue of her relationship. The forensic department had a lot of complaints about this person, but she still had a smooth time.

Someone who claimed to be her roommate even broke the news that Mu Zhonghua had bad breath.

When I saw the end one by one, I finally couldn't help laughing, Mu Zhonghua, how strong your psychology is, under such strong firepower, you are still alive and well.

I thought again of the stern look on her face when she said she peed frequently.She is really interesting.

Before the sleepiness hit, I typed a line of words in the message box at the bottom of the page: "She doesn't have bad breath."

When filling in the username, I thought about it and filled it out.

【Mu Zhonghua】

When I got home that day, I told my grandma that I had no feelings, no time, and no interest. The other party’s feelings were probably similar to mine, so I would like to ask the two parents to rest for a while and stop meddling with this matter. , too chaotic.

I thought of what I said before leaving the banquet, and went to the bathroom with my hands on my stomach.Although I ran several times in Haven, but every time I was angry in the mirror, I forgot to worry about my stomach, and now it is clamoring to make a revolution with me.

The door of the toilet was closed, and there was the sound of Mu Ziye reading aloud: "On the vast African savannah, there is a group of animals that form a magical food chain. Zebras eat grass, cheetahs eat zebras, and the natural enemies of cheetahs eat zebras. yes……"

"Mu Ziye, I'll give you ten seconds to open the door with your trousers in hand, or I'll send those toilet books in your room to the west without you knowing who the cheetah's natural enemy is!"

Mu Ziye loves reading books in the toilet. Every time he squats in the toilet, he has to take one into it. His habit is also strange. He has to read aloud every time. The child is not old and his voice has not changed. The cavity is round, and I usually bear it, but now I can't bear it anymore.

"Violence!" Mu Ziye protested inside the door.But I endured it desperately, but with a relaxed tone on my mouth: "Fascists count down for you, 9, 8, 7..."

When he counted to five, he ran into the house with his trousers in both hands and his toilet book under his neck, while running, he said, "Mom, China has been liberated for so many years, why is our family still ruled by violence! "

I ignored him, closed the door, and squatting on the pit, I suddenly felt that the world was easy.

Nan Yi's voice came from outside the door: "Hello, how are you doing?"

I knew it was Gu Qianshan who she asked me, and I couldn’t deal with Nan Yi the same way I dealt with grandma. With my hand on my chin, I murmured: “Xiao Yi, you said that a student with a TOEFL 600 and an IELTS 800 is a top student.” , What will happen if the person who failed the fourth grade six times married the one who failed the eighth grade? Besides, I don’t feel it, he won’t call.”

Like me, Gu Qianshan didn't take much notice of this "blind date". It can be seen from the fact that I proposed to leave first, but he didn't see me off.

Xiaoyi outside the door smiled happily: "Zhonghua, the TOEFL score is 120, and the IELTS score is only 9. The champion you said was taken in Japan, right?"

I was playing with my mobile phone in the door, and I heard her continue to say: "But, with your temperament, I would have misunderstood whether you missed your life because of me."

"Fuck you, I'm not gay!" Just as I was talking, Gu Qianshan, who I said a second ago not to call me, called...

At night, we were lying side by side on the bed, and Nan Yi asked about Gu Qianshan's phone call.

"What do you mean, of course it's boring! I guess he was forced by his mother, so he called me reluctantly." I was a little bit ignorant when I said this, because Gu Qianshan on the phone just now couldn't hear it. What reluctance, his tone was soft, he first apologized to me for not being able to get away to see me off, and then asked me if I got home safely.

Gu Qianshan, besides giving me the feeling that the city is a little deeper, that it can be pretended, and that it's an afterthought, it's still a person.

Nan Yi patted me: "Don't scold people."

"Where did I scold, I didn't say that he is not human."

Nan Yi glared at me, I oh, that sentence "his mother forced it".I, Han Nanyi, felt itchy, so I changed the subject and asked about her and her boyfriend.

Nan Yi's boyfriend is Cheng Feng, a very elegant and unrestrained name, but it is a bit different from him.I met him once, he was a chicken with four eyes, his appearance was too gentle, and his figure was even more frail.It's hard for me to understand that there are many people who are much better than Tianji in terms of appearance and family affairs, why Nan Yi fell in love with him.

"With his body, I can't even beat him." After meeting Cheng Feng for the first time, I commented on him like this.

"With your skill, how many men can beat it?" This is Nan Yi's answer to me, and it really makes sense, after all, I have learned karate for six years.

I sighed, and ended my recollection: "This time I broke up with my family, it must be because of him."

Cheng Feng was born in a rural area, Da Nan Yi was eight years old, with two younger brothers and one younger sister, Nan Yi's parents said that Fenghuang male could not marry, but Nan Yi was determined to look for him, and had been stuck with his family for several years, seeing that he was about to graduate , I guess the family is in a hurry.

Nan Yi stretched out his hand and patted my head: "That's a good guess, I can play a guest role in Conan."

She spoke casually, but I was worried for her: "Xiao Yi, to be honest, I really don't like you and Cheng Feng."

"he treats me well."

"I still treat you well!"

She knocked on me again: "Don't you say you're not gay? Say, how long have you been in love with me?"

We both laughed. After laughing, Nan Yi's voice became melancholy: "Actually, before I met Cheng Feng, I had a boyfriend who was more handsome than Cheng Feng and treated me well..."

"What happened later?" I closed my eyes, thinking that Nan Yi's story would not be short.

"We broke up later..."

"why?"

call……

Nan Yi ate Han Cheng's meal at night, or did he eat and sleep for a long time, did he fall asleep so fast?
I also closed my eyes.

I forgot to mention that eating and sleeping for a long time is the feed for breeding pigs. It is super famous in the pig farming industry. After eating, the piglets really eat, sleep and grow.

The next day, Han Cheng's supermarket bought goods, and Nan Yi and I went to help when we were fine at home.There were more customers than usual on weekends, I helped unload the goods, Nan Yi took the cashier, and Han Cheng, who had freed up time, was busy behind the counter to settle the accounts.But after working for a while, I found Nan Yi winking at me.

"What?" I walked over.Nan Yi shook the phone at me: "Didn't you say that your first kiss is still there? I don't even know when I gave it away?"

"What are you talking about?" I glanced at Han Cheng, she was still settling accounts and didn't look at us.

"Say this." Nan Yi handed me her mobile phone, and the 5.4 screen displayed the page of our school's campus bbs.I remember that the last time I looked at it, it was only built to more than 1200 floors. It has only been a few days, and it has broken 5000.

I scratched my head: "My popularity is not so high."

But I discovered the point right away, the comment on the page that received the most replies actually spoke for me.

"She has no bad breath."

Vest name: I have kissed.

"Whose prodigal vest is this! I want to strip him off!"

On the weekend, the weather was fine, Han Cheng went to the market to buy goods, Sizhu took her rubber swimming ring to the district swimming pool to practice dog planing, Nan Yi asked her boyfriend, and went out early in the morning, as for grandma, this is probably not the case Playing Pai Gow at the house of an aunt whose surname is Li and whose surname is Wang, only Mu Ziye and I are left in the house.

Mu Ziye was quite discerning, knowing that I was in a bad mood, so he didn't whine at me like usual, he was doing homework on the living room table with his butt pouted, the volume of the TV was turned on at a low level, and Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang was using The gentle and warm voice tells about the mating problems of African zebras.

When male zebras court female zebras, they often encounter bad-tempered female zebras. Male zebras may get kicked several times, but male zebras in courtship are rarely discouraged, so male zebras who end up mating successfully always have a swollen face ...

"Sister, my mother said that this computer will be used until I graduate from elementary school." Mu Ziye probably endured me for a long time, looked up at me who was shaking his fist at the desktop screen, and added, "I only entered the second grade when I started school." .”

"The homework is done?" I glanced at the pile of books on Mu Ziye's desk. The cover of the top one had the words summer homework written on it. Compared with our time, primary school education is much heavier now, but Seeing that Mu Ziye was frowning and unable to answer my question, I finally felt relieved after being blocked by bbs for several days.

"It's not finished and continue." I looked away from Mu Ziye's well-known round buttocks, and pressed the F5 key again to refresh the bbs. It was the same as before. After a while, the number of floors was much higher.

I propped my chin and began to recall the past few days. From the first appearance of "I kissed" to the present, he has spoken three times. Except for the first time, he also replied to the other two scolding me.

In fact, in my opinion, those words are not called scolding at all, but a person called "half catty and eighty-two" said that I spoke with a poisonous tongue, which always made my classmates unable to get off the stage, and a public vest signed by 123 said that I behaved rudely and always picked quarrels and beat people.

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard this kind of words, it’s not painful at all, but the reply of “I’ve kissed” made me feel uncomfortable.He replied "half catty" like this: "In my opinion, she is very straightforward and cute." As for the reply of 123, I didn't know whether to be annoyed or blush. "I kissed" said: "It will never happen again. , I'm the one to make the move."

Even with my second uncle, I'm not so familiar with it!

Facing the computer and scratching my hair, my mind is confused, because at some point, the direction of this post has changed from blaming me to digging out the identity of my boyfriend. Sadly, even I have not yet Met my boyfriend.

"Sister." Mu Ziye called me again, "I'm hungry."

"Have you finished your homework? Eat before you finish!" I said angrily.

"There are a few math problems that I can't."

"Stupid!" I scolded him, then walked over to pick up his summer homework and looked at it for a few seconds, I put down the notebook, "Let's eat first, only after a good meal can we have the strength to do homework."

穆子业乖乖地去换衣服，而我则又拿眼角撇了他的暑期作业一眼：请找出“1、3、5、7、8；2、4、6；5、9”这三组数字的规律。我揉揉太阳穴，刚刚还是因为bbs的事情闹的头疼，现在看了这道题，头算彻底晕了。

Mu Ziye wanted to eat KFC. I have never been very interested in this kind of junk food, but in order to make him forget those annoying math problems for a while, I reluctantly took him to the nearest KFC.

On weekends, KFC was frighteningly crowded, and they all brought their children. I stared at Mu Ziye, who barely reached the counter on tiptoe, and muttered to the menu, thinking that I would never want to bring People with difficulty choosing came out to eat.

"Sister, I want to eat fried chicken wings."

"purchase."

"But Orleans roasted wings buy one and get one free, it's a good deal." His eyebrows were light, and they had been like this since he was born, no matter how hard he twisted them, he couldn't make a twist, but looked like two caterpillars.

I waved at the waiter impatiently: "Then take Orleans."

"But I like fried chicken wings."

"Mu Ziye!" Mu Ziye is not a big man, but his ability to touch my bottom line is super strong, "Three numbers, 2 choose 1, 3, 2..."

Before I finished counting down, someone handed me a note from the side: "When it's hard to choose between A and B, you can choose AB."

I raised my head, it really is hell, this is the third time I have seen Ye Zhiyuan this summer vacation.

【Ye Zhiyuan】

A person will meet about 2920 million people in his life, and the probability of two people meeting is 0.000049. If these two people are in the same city, then this probability will increase to about 0.0049.And when the other party is Mu Zhonghua who is not good at cooking, doesn't like to be alone with children and is in a bad mood, then after deducting uncertain factors such as weather and emergencies, I will wait downstairs at her house until noon. The probability of her chance meeting will be greatly increased to 0.99.

When the two figures, one big and one small, appeared in front of my eyes, I knew that the remaining 0.01 variable was gone.

I followed them slowly and watched them enter the nearest KFC.A multiple-choice question about Fried Wings and Orleans made me laugh for a long time. She is really "impatient" as the comment said, and her brother is no exception.

I walked over and handed the money to the waiter. At that moment, Mu Zhonghua looked at me from the corner of my eye, almost staring at me. I turned my head and wanted to say to her, "The eyes are not small!" The little brother of Zhonghua: "How about a family bucket, fried wings, Orleans, and hamburger corn on the cob?"

Not so much.The child raised his eyebrows lightly, and replied to me: "I don't know you."

He really is a different kid, if it were Ping Xuan or Lele, he would definitely be the one who could run away with a lollipop.I put my hand on the counter and spread my five fingers flat: "But I know your sister."

"Sister, when did you know this person, why don't I know?" I looked at Xiao Maotou with a look of catching rape on the bed and looked at Mu Zhonghua, who obviously wanted to strangle him first and then strangle me. expression.

With a snap, she patted the back of Xiaomaotou's head.

With another slap, she took back the money from the waiter and slapped it back into my hand: "He doesn't like to eat family buckets."

The beaten little Maotou pouted and ignored his sister, he asked me: "You really know my sister? My sister doesn't date boys, how did you know each other?"

"We were in a university, and then your sister hit me with a brick." I shrugged, "That's about it."

"Really, sister?" Xiaomaotou raised his head and asked Mu Zhonghua. I watched Xiaomaotou's sister frown, and nodded unwillingly.

"Then sister, you should treat brother to eat this family bucket, and you should apologize to brother." Xiaomao nodded his head twice, as if affirming himself.

"I went to the hospital to see him, and bought some things." Mu Zhonghua obviously didn't want to have anything to do with me, so I thought it was necessary for me to remind her.

"Well, I remember correctly, you still seem to owe me a favor. Last time, the hospital, Cheng Muyao and I..." I know that my words sound petty, and even a little annoying, but seeing that Mu Zhonghua can't express his anger , pursed mouth dry angry look, I think it was a good day.

Friendship between men is always easier. When Mu Ziye picked up the second fried chicken wing and stuffed it into his mouth, we had become friends who talked about everything.

“你是学数学的？那你知道1、3、5、7、8；2、4、6；5、9这三组数字的规律吗？”金黄色的炸面粉沾满穆子业的嘴巴，他嘟着嘴问我。从他眨个不停的眼睛里，我看出他还不大相信我的专业水平。也对，不是所有哲学院毕业的都做得了哲学家，也不是所有学数学的就解得了数学题的。

Of course, I don't think I'm ignorant.

看了眼直朝我翻白眼的穆中华，我指头在肯德基米白色的桌面上比划：“8-{7-[5-（3-1）]}=4，6-（4-2）=4-9-5=4，把几组数字倒过来排列，再依次相减，结果都是4。”

"Wow, brother, you are so powerful, even Mu Zhonghua can't!" I smiled and handed the root to Mu Ziye, and then things happened very smoothly without warning.

Mu Ziye opened his eyes and said to me: "Brother, come to my house and teach me to do my homework. I can't do many math problems!"

Under Mu Zhonghua's knife-like gaze, I hesitated for a while and said, "Okay."

【Mu Zhonghua】

Mu Ziye is not my real brother.

When he called me by my first name but called Ye Zhiyuan that nerdy brother, the half of the DNA in his body that was identical to mine was instantly wiped out by me.

"Traitor." Carrying KFC's packing bag, I said to Mu Ziye who was following me when I took out the key and opened the door.I didn't know that this little kid had an idea, but he made an appointment with Ye Zhiyuan for tutoring without my consent, and he was still at my house.

"Sister, there are ten beer bottles now, three beer bottles can be exchanged for one beer, how many bottles of beer can I exchange at most? Please answer, 3, 2, 1. Can't you answer it? If you can't answer it, don't call me a traitor " Mu Ziye glanced at me with the look of "who can't teach me anymore", then took off his shoes and entered the room "dengdengdeng".This damn kid has learned to despise his sister!
I took off my shoes and wondered how to keep a nerd out of my house.When I took off my shoes and entered the house, I found that someone I didn't want to see had come to the house earlier.

"Why are you here?" I looked at Gu Qianshan who was sitting on the sofa.In front of the old wooden coffee table in my house, Han Cheng was pouring tea, while his grandmother sat next to Gu Qianshan, looking at the man as if she were her own grandson: "Qianshan said he has two concert tickets, I wanted to ask you to listen to it, but I thought you had an out-of-town card, and it was a waste of money to call, so I took Qianshan home. First, I recognized the door, and second, you don’t have to make separate appointments. You can go directly to the music later. The hall is done."

I thought to myself, grandma, you really know how to calculate, I am such a defective product, so you can't wait to deal with me at a low price.Grandma seemed to understand my eyes, and nodded to me with a smile.God, kill me.

"I want to help Mu Ziye with homework." I winked at Mu Ziye, he was quite sensible, and nodded seriously: "Yes, grandma, I don't know many Chinese, mathematics and English. My sister said that I will teach at night I."

Later, Mu Ziye and I entered the room one after the other. I lay on the bed and said to Mu Ziye, "It's still a good idea."

"But, Mu Zhonghua, I'm worried..." I gave Mu Ziye a sideways glance. He was sitting on my chair, his legs still couldn't touch the ground. A little sad.I don't understand why such a small child is so sad.

"What are you worried about?" I closed my eyes and asked lazily. It's really not easy to deal with two men back and forth in one day.

"I'm worried, if you really can't get married, won't you continue to torture me at home for many years?"

I didn't say anything, I just grabbed the pillow on the bed and threw it at Mu Ziye, but when the pillow was caught by my grandmother, I thought I might not be able to hide it today.

I really haven't escaped.

Three hours later, Gu Qianshan and I were sitting in Hall No. [-] of the Linshui Cultural Center, our ears filled with the ups and downs of a Russian woman's rapping pronunciation.Gu Qianshan listened carefully, I was thinking about my own thoughts.

After an unknown amount of time, someone lightly touched my arm, and I looked up to see Gu Qianshan smiling and saying to me, "It's over."

"Oh." I stood up in response.

We are not the most dawdling ones. When we passed the beautifully lit corridor, there was a couple standing in the shadow of the corner and were inseparable. The man’s back looked familiar. I wanted to take another look. It happened that Gu Qianshan was talking to me. I had no choice but to look away and deal with him: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly."

"This is a famous opera in Russia. The lead singer is a French-Russian, but you don't seem to like it?"

"It seems that I can remove that." I yawned. Every time I have something on my mind, I tend to get sleepy because my brain is tired. "It's not much worse than picking cotton."

I took a deep breath and thought it would be better to have a showdown earlier: "Gu Qianshan, to be honest, I don't have a good impression of you, the only reason we met was because of my grandma..."

Before I finished speaking, he nodded and said, "My mother likes you, and I also like someone, not you."

Grandma is a bear, I originally thought that if I could make do with it, I would use this man to make do with it first. The relationship is not intentional by King Xiang and the goddess is ruthless, but the two signals are not in the same frequency band at all, and they are out of the situation!
When I got home that day, Nan Yi stood by the window blowing his hair, and I sat where Mu Ziye had sat during the day and continued his action—sorrow.

Grandma had a tumor. Before she left, she had a wish. Even if I didn’t get married, at least I would bring back a man she liked. As the saying goes, three-legged toads are hard to find, but two-handed men are everywhere.But grandma, you might as well ask me to find a three-legged toad and bring it back to you!

Nan Yi finished blowing her hair, got into bed and waved to me: "Hey, Zhonghua, I have something to tell you."

【Ye Zhiyuan】

I don't usually eat KFC and other foods, but today's meal tastes surprisingly good, especially when Mu Zhonghua heard that I promised her brother, the expression on her face made me feel fried food in my mouth. It's no different than shark's fin.

I whistled, went home and entered the door.In the living room, my mother took Ping Xuan to watch TV together, and I looked at the watch on my wrist, it should be cartoons playing at this time.

I can't accept this point, the old lady still maintains a childlike innocence at this age.But there shouldn’t be hysterical crying in cartoons. I looked up at the TV, and it turned out to be a Taiwanese ethics drama. A woman who seemed to be the heroine was sitting on the ground crying to keep his man. According to my prediction, she He should be ruthlessly abandoned by this man first, and then saved from the earth by another top ten man who is much better than this man in every aspect.

I don't know when, this kind of TV show that seems to be nothing new can especially arouse women's tears. Ping Xuan was passing a handkerchief to her grandma to wipe her tears, and she couldn't stop sniffing when watching Ping Xuan.

Sighing, I realized that it was not my mother who had a childlike innocence, but Ping Xuan who was precocious.

Taking off my coat, I was about to go upstairs to digest that good memory in the afternoon. Before I could step up the stairs, I heard my mother calling me, "Yaoer, come here."

"Mom, I don't like to watch these." After being dragged by the old lady to watch the heroine cry for 10 minutes, I finally couldn't help but talk to my mother.

"Yao'er, do you think this guy will regret it in a few more episodes?" The old lady's question is not difficult, but I don't want to answer it.

She asked me three times in a row, and I said helplessly: "If the level of the screenwriter is within the normal range, then there is an 85% chance that the heroine will meet a good man within four episodes, and then the plot will be reversed."

The old lady and Heping Xuan clapped hands to celebrate, and I silently thought about how Professor Nie would vomit blood if he knew that I used probability theory to reason about the plot of a dog-blood drama.

The ending song sounded, and the old lady finally explained her reason for keeping me: "Yaoer, Haimo's mother called me, what Ji's family means is, I hope you forgive Haimo, and we can be together well."

"Mom, what do you mean?" I looked at my mother and blinked.She stared at me intently for a while, then shook her hands and walked upstairs, scolding me as she walked: "If you don't want to, you don't want to, if you want me to say it for you, dead boy..."

But after she finished muttering, she added another sentence: "I don't like Haimo's child either."

See it.

After dinner, I called Gu Qianshan. He didn't know what was going on, but the phone was connected, but no one answered.I stared at the phone for a while, thinking of the blind date between Gu Qianshan and Mu Zhonghua, I felt sick to my stomach and felt sour.

I went downstairs and poured a glass of water, and I logged into the campus bbs.

About half an hour later, the phone on the bed rang, and I looked at the caller ID - Gu Qianshan.

"Hey, why didn't you answer the phone just now?" I asked.

"I was listening to a concert and my phone was on silent," he explained.

I raised my eyebrows: "It's so elegant."

"It's nothing, my mother asked that girl Qianqing to ask a friend to get the tickets for me to get in touch with my blind date."

"Oh?" I raised a long voice, "Mu Zhonghua?"

"It's her. She's a pretty straightforward girl."

"It's very direct," I muttered to myself.

"Qianshan, how about going out for a drink?" I suggested.

He thought for a while, and then said, "Okay."

Let's meet at the old place.

The old place is a small tavern in the southeast corner of the city. It is designed in imitation of Europe. The seats inside are in the shape of wooden barrels with iron rings on them. When I went there before, I always saw foreigners.Gu Qianshan and I grew up together, and since the day we got our ID cards, Gu Qianshan and I have always gone there, and my spoken English is thanks to the guests there, because there are always British guests with a deep English accent. I asked all kinds of weird questions, such as whether the most famous bell in Linshui was really inhabited by a ghost, and I explained to the other party that in China we don’t call it a ghost, but a ghost.

But that is a rumor, there is no ghost in the clock, I am an atheist.

In comparison, Gu Qianshan, who always has a cold face, is rarely approached by anyone, and his English is also terrible.

At night, there were rarely many people in the tavern. Gu Qianshan and I were sitting by the long bar, he was knocking on the wooden bar, feeling waned, and I was drinking a glass of blueberry wine by the side.

I was still thinking about how to start our conversation, but Gu Qianshan started by himself: "Zhiyuan, remember the girlfriend I told you about before? I saw her today, send Mu When China returns..."

"Oh……"

I've heard about this a little bit before. When Gu Qianshan was older than me, he fell in love with a high school girl when he was in college. I heard that the relationship between the two was very good at the time, but they broke up for some reason.

Hearing what he meant, it seems that there is no more love left...

I put down the glass and straighten my posture to be a listener. I won't tell Gu Qianshan that this listener is in a good mood at the moment.

He is not interested in Mu Zhonghua.

I want to hum a little tune.

Irish.

I have known Gu Qianshan for many years, and I have known him since childhood.In my impression, he is always silent and introverted, a person who does not show his emotions easily. Zhou Peiyuan grew up with us, and he always said: "Ye Zhiyuan, have your and Gu Qianshan's faces been crushed by a bulldozer? Is it so difficult for you to look like this?"

I think Zhou Peiyuan's words need to be more refined, I am definitely a person with expressions, I just smile when I am happy, and laugh when I am not happy.As for Qian Shan, he also laughed, but when he stayed with acquaintances, he got partial peripheral nerve necrosis, commonly known as facial paralysis.Compared to Gu Qianshan who always acts like someone owes him money, I am more popular in the circle of friends.

Facial paralysis was a little moody tonight, and I drank one glass after another, until the beautiful Russian woman sitting next to me was replaced by a big American guy. young woman.

The woman held the cup and sipped, her eyes couldn't stop looking at Gu Qianshan.Those eyes brushed past my face from time to time, and I sat at an angle, still with thorns on my back.While Gu Qianshan reached out to grab a glass of wine, I stopped him, winked behind me, made an irresistible gesture and said: "Qianshan, you are so charming, just rubbing the edge will almost tear my clothes. "

Gu Qianshan rolled his eyelids, stood up without saying a word.

I saw him walking towards the woman, bending down in a gentlemanly way, and whispering something into the woman's ear.The woman was surprised for a moment, then hurriedly picked up the cup and went to sit at a table far away from us.

There is a wooden pillar between the two seats, and I can no longer see the woman's admiring eyes, so I asked Gu Qianshan curiously: "What did you say to her, the effect is so immediate."

"I said that if she looked at me again, my partner would be jealous." He raised his lips, and I felt like I was tricked.

However, it was also because of this episode that Gu Qianshan put down his glass and began to tell his story.

Gu Qianshan was 22 years old when he fell in love with that girl, but the other party was just full.

"She is very self-willed and has a bad temper. She asked me to fetch water to wash her feet. It is not uncommon for her to buy breakfast for her after taking seventeen or eight stops. It is not uncommon for her to say that she does not want to eat it. She was only in love at that time, and everything was new. When I'm in a good mood, I rely on her for everything, and when I'm in a bad mood, the two of us quarrel. I thought it would last forever..." The speaker in the bar played a faint song, a French song, and the singer's voice was soft, setting off the It made Gu Qianshan's voice a little more desolate.

"Why did you break up?"

"Small things." The small things that Gu Qianshan said must be small things that have been repeated for thousands of times. I want to hear it, but he doesn't want to say more.I was immediately disappointed, and I waved my hand at him: "Those who only tell half of the secret, be careful not to cut off their children and grandchildren."

To him, I have always been childish.

Gu Qianshan didn't care: "As long as she's here, I don't have to worry about having children."

He is quite confident, I don't know what he is worried about.

"It's just that things are a little troublesome now. She has a boyfriend. I don't know if I should fight for it." It's surprising that Gu Qianshan developed sentimental nerves.I twirled the cup in my hand with great interest: "Who is she? Did I know her?"

"Mu Zhonghua."

I:"……"

"She lives in Mu Zhonghua's house now, and she is friends with Mu Zhonghua, her name is Nan Yi." Nan Yi, the beauty of the south.

Gu Qianshan didn't know, his beauty made me break out in a cold sweat.

I blinked, and decided that when I went to Mu's house, I could see what kind of person Nan Yi was who had made Gu Qianshan monk all these years.

The next afternoon, I knocked on the door of Mu's house at the appointed time. The person who opened the door was an old man with silver-white hair who looked younger than my old lady.

She asked me who I was.

I said it was for Mu Ziye, and I was Mu Zhonghua's classmate.

The old man let out a cry before letting me in, and I saw Mu Ziye running towards me, "Brother, you are here. It just so happens that my sister and the others are not here today, and no one is disturbing us!"

"Your sister isn't here?" I was taken aback.Mu Ziye took my hand and walked towards the door: "Yes, sister Nan Yi has something to do, so I called the eldest and second sister away."

"Oh." I responded lightly, thinking why didn't that person stay to disturb me?I am very welcome.

【Mu Zhonghua】

Nan Yi, dressed in white, has been dangling in front of my eyes for half an hour. My eyes hurt from the shaking. When I rubbed the corners of my eyes, I saw Mu Zimei's round eyes open, and the eyeballs followed Nan Yi's figure. Do the pendulum movement.

"Dead pig, like it?" I sat on the sofa in the Parisian wedding dress fitting room with my back arched, my elbows resting on the edge of my knees, and my palms were facing upwards to support my chin, shaking the canvas shoes on my feet at Mu Zimei boredly , the toe of the shoe is facing in the direction of Nan Yi.Mu Zimei knew that I was talking about the tube top and swallowtail wedding dress on Nan Yi. It was the sixth wedding dress that Nan Yi tried. It didn't have much decoration on the chest, but the simple design showed off the figure of the wearer. She nodded : "I like it, sister, don't you like it?"

"I don't like it." The wedding dress is something I wear when I get married, and marriage is a relatively boring thing for me. In my memory, the marriage between my father and Han Cheng was nothing more than daily necessities, and Han Cheng handed it to her every morning. Dad's Linshui Morning Post.As for my biological parents, it is even more distant and blurred.It was a memory that made me uncomfortable. I shook my head and looked at the dead pig with a smile: "But you like it, wedding dress can be used as a weight loss goal, but I guess, even if you reduce it to the smallest barrel, I'm afraid It can't be tucked into this skirt, and it's not right, the arms probably can be tucked in."

The annoyed expression of the dead pig relieved my depressed mood a little. I looked at my watch. At this time, Mu Ziye must be torturing that nerd. In fact, I can’t call it torture. The term torture only applies to me who is not good at mathematics.

"That Nie Jing, you haven't looked for him these days, have you?" After sarcasm, I didn't forget to pay attention to her love life.The dead pig blinked: "No."

I sighed, I have lived with a dead pig for more than ten years, how could I not know about her blinking before lying.

"Did he find you or did you find him? If you don't tell the truth, I will print your weight as a small advertisement and post it everywhere in the community. The number is accurate to six decimal places."

"Sister, do you have to be so vicious?"

"If you are not vicious, you will have a long memory?" I know that dead pig is not afraid that I will reveal her weight, but when I deliberately downplayed the decimal point, Mu dead pig's weight instantly "upgraded" to nine figures, [-] large. Situations like walking freely in the community every day are intolerable to her.She pursed her mouth: "he sent me a text message yesterday, but I didn't reply."

"Oh." I shifted my gaze from the dead pig to Nan Yi, who was circling in the mirror, looking pretty.

"Remember to reply to him next time, this is basic courtesy, just write 'thanks to life for letting me know you, which made me realize that the beggars in Century Square are not useless'. You are different."

There has been a beggar with a burnt face begging for many years in the century square near the water, and Mu Zimei's ideal person, Nie Jing, is a good-looking, wimpy man.I think he is just a softie, although a dead pig doesn't think so.

But I didn't expect that the dead pig didn't refute me this time, she nodded obediently, her double chin shivered four times, and I heard her say: "Sister, I understand."

I looked out the window, the sun didn't come out from the west.

Nan Yi tried on more than a dozen pieces, and finally chose a wedding dress with narrow shoulders and hollowed-out sleeves. I looked at that one. The white gauze was cut along the line of the collarbone. The shoulders were exposed, and the arm was wrapped in white gauze. The design is very suitable for Nan Yi's small shoulders. Of course, this kind of commentary sentence can never come from me. The dead pig has a bad figure, but the aesthetics are not bad.

When I got out of the bridal shop, I asked Nan Yi: "I really think about it, is he the one?" I still don't like her and Cheng Feng.

Nan Yi shook his head: "It's about the same..."

What are you talking about!It is estimated that she married secretly behind her family's back, and Nan Yi herself has no confidence, I thought so at the time.

After working for most of the day, all three of us had "cuckling" stomachs, and only the dead pig happily counted how many calories we were consuming.We discussed it and chose a restaurant not too far away to have a bite.

But not long after I was seated, the waiter just brought the tea, and the dead pig was pouring water into the three of our cups one by one, when the mobile phone in my pocket rang. I looked, it was the landline number of Han Cheng Supermarket.What can happen at this point?
I pressed the answer button, and heard a messy voice on the other end of the phone. The clerk Xiao Li was crying and talking to me. Unfortunately, I didn't hear a word clearly, but I understand that something happened in the supermarket.

Before I had time to explain, I pulled Nan Yi and Si Zhu and ran towards the supermarket.

Han Cheng’s supermarket is built on a relatively spacious road in the north of the city. There is a junior high school 500 meters away from the supermarket. The students there are the main consumers of the supermarket. Today, there are many students standing at the entrance of the supermarket, but no one enters the store. Go shopping, they are watching a siege.

There were more than a dozen people who were besieged, and I, Nan Yi, and Sizhu were surrounded by seven or eight men.Nan Yi and I met in the judo class. She has a higher dan than me, so the two of us who fought with our backs to each other basically suffered a big loss, and we still had some injuries. After all, the other party has some skills, and dead pigs are not so lucky. , except for the first one who sat on the buttocks and fainted, they were beaten all the time.

Gradually, I was exhausted without eating, and was kicked by the opponent alone and fell to the ground. I thought it was over.

Just then, a siren sounded in the distance.

Uncle policeman, you are here.When I was carried into the police car, I didn't forget to turn my head and smile at Han Cheng, but unexpectedly, she was also taken into the police car, the one next to me.

"You have to treat me to dinner when you come out!" Nan Yi, who was beaten into a one-eyed dragon, grinned at me.But I was thinking, all the main players in the family are in trouble, who will get us?

The dead pig woke up in the police station. At that time, she also knew that the other party was sent by Nie Jing's girlfriend to warn her, and the cause was the message Nie Jing sent her.

I looked at the dejected dead pig, and decided to say good deeds for the time being, and then slowly educate her when I went back.

I looked at the gangsters on the other side, they seemed to be used to the police station, they looked lazy and not at all restrained.

Both of us recorded our own statements. Although the incident happened for a reason, it still involved a public brawl, and we needed someone to release us on bail before we could go out.But why did I see a few police officers and gangsters laughing, and they even chatted a few words.

"Sister, I caused trouble for the family..." The dead pig's face was swollen into a wax gourd, and the shape of her face made her apology a little more pious.

And I was hesitating, maybe the only way left was to tell my grandma to come and fish for us.

But the family doesn't have much money, and grandma has a bad heart, these are all problems...

It was getting dark outside and I didn't know what to do.

My legs were numb from squatting. It was summer, but I felt cold. It seemed that I had to surrender.At this moment, the closed door opened, and the serious police officer came in, but his attitude changed 180 degrees.

"You can go." The police officer smiled at me for 30 seconds. I was still in a daze, but the police officer's smile became a little awkward: "Didn't you stay long enough?"

Of course enough, I didn't fight stupidly, and I wouldn't mistake this place for a Hilton.I just don't understand, even if grandma came to call, the attitude of the policeman should be better.

But when I saw Ye Zhiyuan, I understood.

He was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, standing at the end of the corridor, with a clean and bright smile.

"It's okay." He told me.

Ye Zhiyuan would come, I was surprised at first, but not surprised later.

There were a few people in police uniforms standing next to him. I recognized one of them, the one who had just chatted with the gangster, and the one next to him was probably his leader, as could be seen from his standing posture.The leader talked to Ye Zhiyuan, and found that the other party was not looking at him, and turned his face to see us not far away.

What follows is a bit like a reverse drama.The leader said twice, "I'm shocked, we will deal with them seriously." I remember correctly, not long ago, the four of us were also included in the scope of serious treatment.

"Did Mu Ziye ask you to complete six years of primary school mathematics?" When I went downstairs, I looked at Ye Zhiyuan, and he scratched his head. I always thought his head scratching was very silly, but it fit the characteristics of a nerd .He laughed: "No, it's the first time I've supplemented mathematics for such a young child. The method is not very mature, and Ziye is a bit difficult to accept, so he speaks slowly."

I squinted at him, and it turned out to be exactly as I thought. The high IQ products of exam-oriented education can’t master it at all. The high-achieving students in the mathematics department who teach elementary school mathematics are no more than that, about the same as me.The horizontal line drawn between me and him immediately made him more pleasing to my eyes.

After leaving the police station, a taxi was parked by the side of the road. The driver in the car yawned, but he didn’t look impatient. When he saw us coming out, he opened and closed his mouth, moving his lower face, waiting for us to get in the car.

Han Cheng was ignorant all the way, she was probably thinking about the relationship between me and Ye Zhiyuan; Nan Yi rubbed the corner of her mouth, looking tired, I knew she would directly ask me when I got home, "When did you meet Ye Zhiyuan?" How far away is there?" The dead pig made me feel relieved, and said directly to me: "Sister, you and brother Ye can take another taxi, the four of us... can't fit in one car."

This dead girl, self-knowledge came "at a good time".I didn't refuse her "kindness", and watched them get into the car, and then watched the car turn and disappear at the intersection.

"I'm going to call a car." Ye Zhiyuan stretched out his hand to the side of the road as he said, and I stopped him: "This is not far from home, don't you think that walking with me, a female hooligan, will lower the grade of your good student , let's walk back."

He didn't smile this time, he leaned close to me and looked up and down, we were so close that I could almost see the two very light freckles on his face clearly.It was a dangerous distance for me. I held my breath but didn't retreat. After a few seconds, he retreated to a safe distance before I said with a straight face, "What are you doing!"

"You should be a little skilled. You can go short and go fast. Unfortunately, you always care more about the lower than the upper, so when you fight, you will be attacked three times." He stretched out his hand and pointed at me, then suddenly stopped Hand, he pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, I snorted, the nerd is quite a gentleman, knowing how to be ashamed.

I wasn't a stingy person before, and I didn't get angry with Ye Zhiyuan this time. I was concerned about a question: "How did you know?"

He chuckled: "I did a statistical analysis on your injuries, inferred from the perspective of probability."

I felt like vomiting blood, and I wondered if he was a monster who traveled from the last century, and I was going to use mathematics to save the world!

But because of this, I was surprised to think that Ye Zhiyuan is quite a good person, and those who love to study academics are generally not too fancy, but Nan Yi said that all my combat power is in my mouth, and other places are weak links. Not suitable for getting along with people who are too smart.

When I asked about the police station, I knew that even if I didn’t spend money, there would still be a problem of face and favor, and I’m not used to owing people.Ye Zhiyuan's answer was very understated: "It's just a small thing, I want to thank me, I would like to try your specialties someday."

My specialty dish is actually very unreliable. It is a slightly modified dish based on the Northeast stew, but it is regarded as delicious by Mu Ziye. No need to ask, this is definitely what Mu Ziye and Ye Zhiyuan said .

"He told you all about it." I chuckled, "Have you made an appointment with him for the next tutoring time?"

"The day after tomorrow afternoon."

"Come early the day after tomorrow and have lunch at my house. I'll cook that dish for you. Don't get me wrong. I just want to express my thanks for your help today. I don't consider you a friend." I felt a little awkward, and quickly He added, "Also, the dishes I cook are not delicious!"

That day, I found that Ye Zhiyuan was not a difficult person to get along with. He was not like the boys I knew who hated my major and despised my enthusiasm for it. He... um, not bad.

But it's not bad, but it doesn't mean I can accept that the group of people in my family start with Ye Zhiyuan and talk about the possibility of me and Gu Qianshan.

Grandma's mouth successfully drove me crazy. Lying on the bed at night, Nan Yi asked me: "You don't like that Gu Qianshan, what kind do you like? There must be a specific standard."

how is it like?
I thought about it, and replied: "Don't be too villainous, but have brains, don't be handsome, but don't be ugly, don't talk too much, but don't be dumb... Probably these first."

Nan Yi gave me a blank look, looking very contemptuous, I didn't take it seriously: Is this a low requirement?
【Ye Zhiyuan】

From seeing Mu Zhonghua at the police station to returning home now, my heart has been beating very fast.At first it was because of the injuries on her face, whether the other party was a man, beating a woman!The heartbeat later was because I saw her injury so closely, and I realized it too late. Fortunately, I didn't blush, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

Almost thirty people, first love?Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing again. After getting in touch with him and getting to know him better, I found that Mu Zhonghua is really a person who is hard for me not to like.

"Uncle, what's the fun, let's hear it." When Ye Wenyan asked me this, he was sitting in a black BMW, the window was pulled down to reveal half of his face, and I was standing in front of the house, watching Looking at him in the car, his mind was on Mu Zhonghua, and his smile was beyond words.

"It's nothing." I think my smile should be a little big now, and the corners of my mouth were lowered. I watched him get out of the car, "I haven't eaten mutton dumplings for a long time, and my mother said to make it tonight."

I saw Ye Wenyan chuckled, and I knew why he was smiling. In Ye’s house, I was the only one who would show a smile because of a meal of mutton dumplings. Cheng Muyao doesn’t like dumplings, like Ye Wenyan and others, their smiling faces will probably only be in Ye’s house. It is only occasionally seen once in a while that there is a new breakthrough in the number of contract transactions.

Ye Wenyan was not in a good mood today, he didn't talk too much, and walked in with me one after the other.He is seven years older than me, and he is the son of my second brother, who died of myocardial infarction the year before last. Wen Yan inherited his position in Ye's, and I heard that he was transferred to be the head of the purchasing department.Ye Wenyan has a five-year-old daughter, but she kissed me.

Just after entering the door, Ping Xuan who heard the sound of the door came running from the living room, shouting, "Third Grandpa, my comics, my comics!"

I slapped my forehead fiercely. Before going out today, Ping Xuan told me that she wanted a set of comic books that had just been published. I agreed and bought it too. home.

"Pingxuan, I'm sorry, the third grandpa forgot to buy it. Tomorrow, the third grandpa will buy it for you, okay?" I knelt down and touched Ping Xuan's head. Wept directly, but her father was right behind me, and it so happened that her father coughed loudly at this time, this cough was very intimidating to Ping Xuan, the little girl had no choice but to nod reluctantly, what else did she want to say, But looking at her father, she couldn't say anything.

Ye Wenyan didn't like Ping Xuan, nor did she like Ping Xuan's mother. He had a woman outside, and this was a secret of the Ye family.My mother scolded Ye Wenyan so many times because of this incident, but it’s not all my nephew’s fault. He and that woman met a long time ago, and then fell in love. Later, like the plots in many goofy dramas, the woman Missing inexplicably, Ye Wenyan resigned himself to his fate after being depressed for a while, and accepted the marriage arranged by his family.

But then the woman came back again, and the situation was still very desperate, so the plot was reversed again, Ye Wenyan and the woman were together again.People in the circle said that Wen Yan's situation is a common problem among men, and the first love complex plus family flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers.I don't think so. In my opinion, Wen Yan is not good at picking the right one.

But I didn't expect that when Ye Wenyan came home that day, he proposed a divorce with his wife.

The quarrel started on the second morning. I was in the room reading the campus bbs. It was the same post. The wind direction of the content had already shifted to who was "I kissed". I opened the drawer and found a square mirror inside. I took a picture: The probability that you can find me is about 0.003%. Come on, my IP is a foreign agent, passing through all continents and eight oceans.

The crying upstairs came suddenly, my hand trembled, and I almost dropped the mirror in my hand.After logging out of the bbs, I turned off the computer and went out to check the situation.Ye Wenyan should be standing at the corner of the stairs, and my mother is also there. I heard her crutches, and I also heard Wenyan's wife crying.

Hey, I sighed, even if I cared about the marriage, I couldn't understand it, I closed the door to see Ping Xuan, that little girl must be terrified.

When I found Ping Xuan in the big cabinet in Ping Xuan's room, the little girl had already lost her appearance from crying.

"Third Grandpa, does Dad want me and Mom?" She asked me, I really don't know how to answer this question.I carried her out and held her in my arms: "Pingxuan, can the third grandpa take you to buy comic books?"

Ping Xuan hesitated, then nodded.

"Third Grandpa, don't you want me?" Ping Xuan obviously had a lot of problems today. Psychologically speaking, this kind of situation mostly means that the speaker is very disturbed.

"Of course not."

"Will you marry the third grandma one day?"

"Third Grandpa, if you want to find him, find a third grandma who likes you as much as Third Grandpa." As soon as the words fell, the "third grandma" in my mind contacted me for the first time.

When the housekeeper told me that Mu Zhonghua was calling, I didn't believe it for a moment, but when I really heard what she said, I didn't believe it even more.

Mu Zhonghua said: "Ye Zhiyuan, I beg you, pretend to be my boyfriend for a while, will it work? Will it work? Give me a good word!"

I like the way she talks like a bandit robbing her.

【Mu Zhonghua】

My grandmother had a criminal record for pretending to be sick. A few years after my mother passed away, my dad brought Han Cheng home. In order not to let me have multiple stepmothers, it basically went down to whooping cough and Perkins. Sickness, 80% of which she has performed, not to mention, when grandma played whooping cough, she was really a bit of a big baby pie, but the coughing sound was a bit like a broken record player playing the sound of a truck driving by.

My father is an orphan and he is very filial to his grandmother. Because of my grandmother, he really almost didn't marry Han Cheng.

However, Han Cheng is a person with self-cultivation and means. She didn't talk sweet words at all, and she settled her grandmother and married into the Mu family in twos and twos.Later, there was an accident in the Mu family, my father passed away, and my grandma was still worried that I would be angered if I lived with Han Cheng, but no one thought that Han Cheng would say such a sentence at that time: "Don't you have psoriasis? Psoriasis patients have no one to take care of them. No, you move here."

She chose a poor disease name and brought grandma to my house.

In this way, my family has become such a strange combination. I have a mother who has no blood relationship with me. I have a sister who weighs over 160. Our DNA is two completely different sequences. I have a younger brother with the same father. Half-brother, she loves farts, and likes to challenge my authority as an older sister whenever she has nothing to do. I also have a grandmother.

We are used to grandma's weird behavior, so when grandma said she was not feeling well that night, we all thought she was playing tricks.

Fortunately, the 120 ambulance arrived in time that night, and the traffic was not blocked. Grandma was quickly sent to the hospital, and the rescue was timely. Seeing grandma lying quietly on the bed in the heart and brain ward, I suddenly had a feeling that there was another There will be one less person connected with my blood.Summer seemed to end that night, I still felt cold with my arms folded.

Nan Yi came back from the doctor one step earlier than Han Cheng. I heard the sound of the soles of her pointed-heeled sandals hitting the ground. The sound stopped beside me, and she patted me: "Grandma is fine, yes Sudden myocardial infarction, the doctor's first aid is out of danger, and it will not be a big problem to dissolve the thrombus later."

I looked at Nan Yi, and felt that my eyes were so hot at that time, as if a small stove was installed in the eyeballs: "Nan Yi, can you lend me some money, I will definitely pay you back."

"What?"

"When grandma recovers, I have to ask her to check up on the illnesses that she made up before. She said that children's words are innocent. Her face has a lot of wrinkles, and she can't pretend to be a child anymore."

"You..." Nan Yi's finger touched my forehead.

In the evening, I sent both Han Cheng and Nan Yi home.

Mu Zimei has already called several times, and I heard Mu Ziye's cry on the phone, that dead child, grandma finally didn't love him for nothing.

I asked Han Cheng and the others to go back and appease the two at home.

Grandma woke up around two o'clock in the morning, and I knew it when she woke up, because I kept looking at her.

"Grandma, are you awake? Are you still feeling uncomfortable? Tell me if you have something to say, but don't hold back." For the first time, I knew that I could still speak in such a gentle tone, and it felt a bit unlike me.

"You..." The grandma who just woke up has a weak constitution, and she couldn't speak in a string. She opened her mouth for a long time and said the second word: "Marry."

I understand what grandma means. She is worried that one day she will have something, and I will have no relatives left. She wants me to find a good partner.I just don't know where I got the courage to blurt out: "Grandma, I have a boyfriend, and he is a very, very good person!"

That night, the weather was fine and the Big Dipper was shining brightly in the sky. I took care of my grandma to sleep and stood in front of the window in the hospital corridor looking at the sky outside. Got a boyfriend?Still a very good one!I was looking for a piece of tofu to bump into, and then I thought of Ye Zhiyuan.

In the morning, Mu Zimei came to take over to take care of grandma. It was agreed yesterday that I will take care of grandma today, but I did not refuse the dead pig.Before I left, I looked back at my grandma, she was smiling at me with expectations in her eyes, because she made an appointment with me that I would bring my boyfriend to see her next time I came.

And at the moment, I am standing in the public phone booth holding the piece of paper with Ye's family number written on it, and I am going to turn myself into a boyfriend, but I don't know if the other party will cooperate.

The phone was connected, and the Ye family went to call Ye Zhiyuan, and after a while, he came.After I finished speaking—what I meant, there was a long silence on the other end, and I was a little impatient: "Would you like it, please give me a happy word!"

"Mu Zhonghua, where are you?" He asked me.

We made an appointment to meet in a book bar on Kaixuan Avenue. I was a little nervous when I arrived first.

"What a ghost, Mu Zhonghua!" I said to myself.

【Ye Zhiyuan】

I ran downstairs and took a taxi to go out. Before going out, I couldn't bear it, so I took Ping Xuan with me.

I don't want to interfere with adult affairs, but I have to take care of children.In the car, Ping Xuan asked me who I was going to see, and I said I was going to see the third grandma who would treat you very well.

"Third Grandpa, do you have a girlfriend?!" Ping Xuan stared with surprise.I patted her head: "Third Grandpa is trying to make her your third grandma, but your third grandma is a very unusual person, so if Third Grandpa wants to succeed, Ping Xuan can't ask questions for a while."

"Third grandpa, is this third grandma beautiful?"

"It's not very beautiful, but the third grandpa likes her very much."

"Well, Ping Xuan promises not to say a word later, and I won't make trouble for the third grandpa." Ping Xuan doesn't like beautiful women, because Ye Wenyan's women outside are said to be good-looking.

There were a few red lights on the road, and when I got off the bus in front of Kaixuan No. 58 with Ping Xuan in my arms, Mu Zhonghua was sitting by the window, bowing his head and writing something.The glass windows of the book club were wiped clean, and I could clearly see her messy hair and blue-black eyes. She didn't sleep well last night.

I gave Ping Xuan a few more instructions, let her go to the ground, and took her hand into the door.

The book bar is very quiet. The scent of flowers comes from the bouquet of flowers on both sides of the stairs leading to the second floor. The scent of flowers is not strong, but mixed with the scent of books in the book bar.

She wrote very carefully, and she didn't know when I walked over. She didn't look up at us until Ping Xuan's red leather shoes brushed the floor tiles for the third time. Come.

"Something happened at home, so I brought her here."

"Father wants to divorce mom, third grandma, don't divorce third grandpa when you marry me!" Ping Xuan said seriously, but I had a headache, why didn't I say a good word?
Mu Zhonghua's reaction surprised me. She tilted her head to look at me first: "You? The third grandfather? You are old enough."

Then she put her finger on the piece of paper on the table and slid it in front of me: "My grandma is not in good health and has been worried about me, so I need to find someone to pretend to be my boyfriend to make her happy. Now that I have become the third grandma, That means you agree, so let's see this."

I took the paper and looked at the words "Temporary Boyfriend Cooperation Contract" written on the head.

That day, we separated after not staying long in the book bar. On the way home, Ping Xuan couldn't help asking me: "Third Grandpa, so you are going to be Third Grandma's fake boyfriend."

I patted her on the head: "You don't understand, your third grandma is a short-term investment in me now, but sooner or later she will grow and hold it for a long time."

The words used in stocks are obviously beyond Ping Xuan's comprehension ability, she frowned for a long time, and finally stopped frowning.

"Anyway, is she my third grandma?"

"Yes." When I answered that, Ping Xuan was very happy.

When I got home again, the war in the house was over. I went up to the second floor and saw that there was nothing unusual on the third floor, except that there was an antique pottery vase at the corner of the stairs, which was replaced by the current celadon. The corridor was quiet and no one was there.

I sent Ping Xuan back to her room, and then went to the old lady's, she was not in her room.I searched around and found her in the flower garden behind the house, she was tending to her flowers.The pot of rose next to the old lady seemed to be sick, the leaves were curly and withered. The old lady was holding the flower pot and sitting on a small stool in the flower garden, as if she was sad.I walked over and asked, "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Yaoer, why do you think Wen Yan is so ignorant? That woman obviously has ulterior motives."

I sighed and didn't know how to answer my mother. There is a saying in philosophy that love always makes people blind.

Ye Wenyan is in the category of "General". I don't know whether his blindness is good or bad. I only know that even if one day I am blind, then the only person I can be with is Mu Zhonghua.

An hour later, I was sitting at the desk in the room, reading the piece of paper that Mu Zhonghua had written to me.

"Temporary Boyfriend Cooperation Contract"

[-]. Party A of the contract: Mu Zhonghua, Party B of the contract: Ye Zhiyuan
[-]. During the effective period of the contract, Party B must cooperate with Party A to complete all the contents of Clause [-] of the contract.

[-]. The contract will take effect immediately upon the consent of both parties, and will be terminated at the end of the summer vacation.

[-]. Specific content of the contract

1. Party B must accompany Party A to visit the hospital during the hospitalization of Party A's grandmother, at least once every three days.

2. During the visit, Party B should fulfill the obligations that an ordinary boyfriend should do to his girlfriend, and Party A will also cooperate with Party B accordingly.

3. Party B shall not maliciously touch Party A's body during the performance of the contract. If there is any violation, Party A will not guarantee whether it will cause personal injury to Party B.

4. In return, Party A will provide Party B with technical support related to his major indefinitely after the contract ends.

Signing of the contract:

Date: XX, XX, XX

I read this contract no less than three times on the way home. I still remember the first time I saw Article 2 of the contract content, I laughed. At that time, I thought that this girl was not stupid, and she had a sense of self-prevention.But when I saw Article 3, I didn't need to look in the mirror to know that I couldn't laugh or cry.

Party A will provide Party B with technical support related to his major indefinitely after the contract ends. Is Mu Zhonghua going to provide me with technical support in forensic anatomy?

【Mu Zhonghua】

It was noon when I separated from Ye Zhiyuan, and I went home directly, ignoring Mu Ziye who followed behind me to ask about my grandmother, went back to my room and locked the door and fell asleep.I was a little strange that day. Whatever happened to me before, I would just eat and sleep, and I would never dream.It was when my mother died, it was when my father remarried, and I was still when it was my father's death.

Grandma said that I was a heartless child, and my tears were almost as rare as meteorites.

But that day, I didn't toss and turn in bed and fell asleep quickly, but I was haunted by one dream after another.In the dream, I grabbed the dead pig's face and made her cry loudly. Then my father came and said I shouldn't do that because the dead pig was my sister.Later I took the dead pig to the pond, and I urged her that the pond was shallow and we could go swimming.The dead pig believed it and jumped down with me. In fact, the water in that pond is very deep.Later Han Cheng found us, I remember she hesitated, then jumped into the river and swam to me.

The dead pig hurt his brain because of that accident, he was a little paranoid, and he was always slow.Before that, in fact, Han Cheng had already married my father. She could have cared only for her own daughter like the vicious stepmother in the Cinderella story. I didn’t understand this truth at the time, but it was my grandmother who told me.After that, on the surface, grandma still always picks on Han Cheng, but I know that she accepts Han Cheng and the dead pig.

Grandma often said: "Han Cheng and Mu Zimei are your family." After her father passed away, she said this more often.Now, I am emotionally normal, not paranoid, occasionally stubborn, and persistently talk to my family members viciously. All of this was given to me by my grandmother.

I opened my eyes, the pillow was wet, I sniffed and muttered: "Mu Zhonghua, can you stop drooling when you sleep." Although the saliva came from the eyes.

I got out of bed and walked to the door. Han Cheng was knocking on the door, and it seemed that he had been knocking for a while.

She came back while the stock was finished.

Han Cheng bought some ginseng and other ingredients, made a pot of soup and put it in a soup pot and handed it to me.

"Your heart-nourishing soup, remember to ask your grandma to drink it when you go to the hospital. This soup...well, they say it works very well, but the taste is a bit bad." She touched her nose, and I nodded: "Well, grandma always said Han Cheng, the food you make tastes like that."

I made a general gesture with the palm of my right hand down, Han Cheng was not angry, and stood at the door waiting for me to put on my shoes and go out with me.I slept for two hours, Han Cheng was going back to the store, and I wanted to go to the hospital early to pick up the dead pig.

Before going out, I heard Nan Yi on the phone, she was rejecting her boyfriend’s appointment, now our family is busy taking care of grandma, and Mu Ziye, who was ignored, stayed at home with Nan Yi’s sister as he wished, but The dead child still missed his grandma, and even Nan Yi's smile became smaller when he touched the top of his head.

I went out and broke up with Han Cheng at the intersection on the corner of the street. She turned left and the hospital turned right.

The hospital is not far from my home, and it took me ten minutes to walk there. I got on the elevator, got out of the elevator, and entered the corridor.In the nurse's station in the corridor, two young nurses were chatting happily.

I heard them say that the new escort in Ward 305 is really handsome and gentle.

Grandma lives in 305. I remember that the other two beds in that room were empty when I came yesterday. Hey, I sigh, the hospital has the most traffic now, although few of these traffic are voluntary. .

I was carrying soup and standing in front of door 305, I heard Mu Sizhu's voice, although she was a little dull, but her voice was very sweet, I heard this sweet voice calling: "Brother-in-law, pass me the towel. "

I narrowed my eyes: "Han Cheng, you gave birth to a dead pig so casually, does your friend know?"

Then I pushed open the door and saw Ye Zhiyuan who was handing a towel to the dead pig. He had a smile on his face, and the smile was pretty.

At that time, I thought to myself: the speed of the train is probably not as fast as the "brother-in-law" of the dead pig, so hurry up...

【Ye Zhiyuan】

Not long after staying at home, I went out again.My mother was in her room, and when I passed the door, I didn't hear any sound from inside. I guess the old lady's anger is still there.I went downstairs without telling her, but I talked to Aunt Liu before going out.

Aunt Liu has been with my mother for decades, she is a kind-hearted old lady.I told her that I went out to touch my daughter-in-law for my mother, and Aunt Liu told me: Amitabha, luckily it's not Miss Ji.

Aunt Liu is a lovely person.

It is not difficult to find the hospital address of Grandma Mu Zhonghua, although she did not tell me.From the geographical point of view, there is a 87.4% chance that she should live in Xiangshan Hospital, not to mention that it is close to Mu’s family. Infertility looking for XX" ads let me remember the name of the hospital.

I have always been in good health, rarely get sick, and don't know much about hospitals.

Mu Zhonghua's grandmother really lived in Xiangshan Hospital, so I just described Mu Zhonghua's general appearance, and the nurse in the heart ward answered the conversation with both hands: "It's that face that looks like a mahjong whiteboard, and speaks like Jin, if you don’t mention it, you will already talk about that little girl who choked to death? The surname is Mu?”

At that time, I thought, except that I didn't feel that Mu Zhonghua's face was not as blank as she said, the nurse's grasp of the other two points was quite accurate.

I nodded: "May I ask which ward the patient under her care lives in?"

"305." The nurse replied.

I smiled and said thank you, turned around and walked towards room 305.The elder sister behind me didn't let me go, she had a loud voice and chased after me: "Young man, do you know that family?"

I smiled, stopped and turned around: "The whiteboard is my girlfriend."

I really like whiteboards.I read the meaning of this line on the face of the elder sister of the nurse: "How can a good cabbage be slapped by a pig?"

I think I'm that pig, and I'm planning to marry a cabbage named Mu Zhonghua.

Bai Cai's grandmother was lying on the bed. She was still very weak in illness. She didn't talk much, but I think she wanted to ask me a lot of questions.I was going to answer honestly, but Mu Zimei spoke first: "Grandma, this is Ye Zhiyuan, we were arrested and taken to the police station thanks to him for getting us out, my sister's college classmate, my sister Bricks drive people away."

Mu Zimei’s introduction was basically comprehensive, but she forgot that I had met grandma, so I smiled and handed over the nutritional supplements I bought: “Grandma, Zimei missed a little bit, but don’t blame her, she doesn’t know, Zhonghua and I are actually It's a boyfriend and girlfriend, Zhonghua only promised me in a few days."

I really thought my grandma would ask me a lot of questions, but she just waved her hand and said one word to me: "Water."

I picked up the thermos and a cup to pour water for grandma. It seemed that the water was just boiled from the water room, and it was still steaming.I poured half a cup and didn't pass it to grandma, but asked Mu Zimei for the package I bought.It contains the bottled water I bought.This is the experience I accumulated when taking care of my old lady. People in the hospital are prone to thirst, and they always have sudden attacks, and the hospital only supplies boiled water, so I always bring a few bottles of bottled water when I go to the hospital to accompany me. .

I held the cup and handed it to the mouth of the old lady who had been lifted up by Mu Zimei. I saw the old lady drinking water with narrowed eyes. I wonder if I feel too good about myself. Good first impression on me.

Myocardial infarction is a common and dangerous disease. Older people are likely to die from it, so the grandmother who escaped the catastrophe is still very weak.After drinking water, she lay on the bed slowly and chatted with me sentence by sentence.

Mu Zhonghua’s grandma gave me the deepest impression that she was very young at heart. She didn’t ask me how Mu Zhonghua and I established a relationship. Her question was very interesting. The first one made me laugh: “My family Zhonghua is a millionaire People think, why did you fall in love with her?"

I thought to myself, the old lady is different from the old lady. Whether she is outside or at home, the one in my family will only praise how good her youngest son is. It is different from Mu Zhonghua's, but I think this grandmother is more My mother wants to be cuter.

I shook my head: "Zhonghua is a straightforward person who doesn't beat around the bush. That's good."

Mu Zimei at the side let out a loud sigh: "Brother-in-law, your evaluation is so graceful!"

It's good to be more tactful, besides, I really like Mu Zhonghua's directness, I'm used to seeing people who speak falsely and submissively, and Mu Zhonghua is that special part that I rarely cherish.

Chatting with my grandma in the afternoon, it took a long time before I knew it.Grandma said her face was dry, and Mu Zimei said to wring out a towel to wipe her face, and she asked me to hand her the towel.I went to get it at the end of the bed, and then I turned around and saw Mu Zhonghua standing in front of the door.The surprise on her face had faded and she was now looking at me with a smile on her face.

"Why did you come here without telling me?" she said to me.

"You said grandma is sick, why don't I come and see." I knew that my behavior today was a bit abrupt, and she needed time to get used to it, so I turned around and went to the bedside to pick up the lunch box: "Grandma, what do you want to eat? Go get you a meal."

The dinner in the hospital cafeteria just started to be served, and the dishes were full. I made two packs and was in no hurry to go back to the ward. Mu Zhonghua needed time to communicate with her grandmother.

Fifteen minutes later when I returned to the ward, I opened the door, and Mu Zhonghua was sitting by the bed. She was holding grandma's hand, blushing, not sure if it was excitement or what.

I walked over to put down the food and said, "Grandma, eat..."

The word rice was swallowed back in my surprise.Mu Zhonghua grabbed my neck, she was so close to me, I almost forgot how to breathe, I just watched her lean over...and kiss me.

"Emma, ​​it's not suitable for children, sister." Mu Zimei, who entered the door later, did not consider the public influence, her voice was loud.

(End of this chapter)