Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 23 Chapter 25

After drinking and eating, Han Dong burped heavily, walked to the door, enjoyed the waiter's gaze as if he was watching a grandpa hugging his thigh, and then swayed away humming a ditty.

It was past eleven o'clock at this time, and there were few people on the road, and even several street lights were out.

The path home was even darker, and I couldn't see my fingers.

Han Dong walked on the path, glanced at the iron rod in his hand, and wondered what to do with it.

If it is really sold to the scrap yard, it will only be exchanged for ten yuan at most, which is too bad. This is something that I spent two whole days getting, so I can't just waste it in such a vague way.

This iron rod must have other uses. When I go back, I will see if I can exchange it for some other things I need. If not, I will find a way to get rid of it.

Just as he was thinking, there was a sudden "plop", and a loud noise pulled him back to reality.

Han Dong turned his head and walked to the corner of the street, looking through the darkness at the source of the sound.

Through the darkness, I vaguely saw three or four figures flashing in an empty alley in front of me.

Originally, Han Dong thought it was just a few people chatting there, and if he didn't go home in the middle of the night, he wasn't afraid of being robbed.

Just as Han Dong finished thinking, a man's voice came from the alley: "It hurts, it hurts... Smelly bastard, you dare to bite me, you dog, see if I don't beat you to death!"

The girl in the alley replied: "You are the one who bit you. You dare to rob in broad daylight. If you don't let me go, I will bite you to death!"

Listening to the conversation in the alley, Han Dong's eyelids twitched.

I'll go, what a coincidence?Someone just said robbery?
But this girl who was robbed is too weird. Others would be scared to pee when they encounter this kind of situation. This girl dared to bite them without calling for help!
Han Dong lay on the wall and watched secretly, waiting for the girl to call for help when he reappeared, then he would be the real hero to save the beauty!
Yes, to preserve a little heroic mystique.

The man whose arm was bitten by the girl looked up at the sky, "It's night, how can it be broad daylight? Beauty, are you trying to remind me to take off my clothes in this black sky and ask you to turn it into "day"?"

"I'm sorry, our robbers are all professional. We have always robbed money and not sex. Don't think about it, but if you are thinking about it, we can make an appointment after I get off work."

"Do you still have working hours in this line of work?" the girl asked in disbelief.

"Of course! From [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, the normal working hours are eight hours. You have to clock in at work, and you have to clock in after get off work! So we are all professional and have professionalism." The robber finished speaking very seriously. .

Patting his chest, he said obediently: "I need to go to work, you should quickly hand over everything on your body, otherwise you won't even think about turning a ****, not only will you not get Lao Tzu's body, I will beat you every minute!"

"I...you..." The girl just said a simple word, but she didn't expect this rascal to think of so many things, and a broad daylight was misinterpreted like this, and she's professional, bah!

Who wants your body as a robber, daydreaming!

The girl stuttered a little, even though she had two mouths, she couldn't explain it clearly at this time, so she could only leave two lines of clear tears of coptis.

Meeting such a robber with such a character, I really have more than enough heart but not enough energy.

The robbers over there were getting impatient. Three or four people snatched the girl's bag, turned it over a few times in their hands, and took out a lot of expensive cosmetics from it.

The cosmetics were thrown away, and the robber carefully rummaged through the brand-name bag engraved with LV several times, rummaging through it, and finally emptied the bag without seeing what he wanted.

The robber gritted his teeth angrily, glared at the girl and cursed: "Damn it! What's the situation, you are dressed in a brand-name waiter, and you don't bring money when you go out?"

The robber expressed his surprise and distress. The horse, who had been squatting all night, was almost killed by mosquitoes. After finally meeting a rich man, the horse didn't even have a steel coin?

The girl expressed that she was even more surprised: "Brother, your thoughts are still before liberation, right? How old are these horse riders, how could someone still carry money with them? With your IQ, you still rob? Why not?" Go home and sell sweet potatoes!"

The robber was stunned by what the girl said, and threw his bag and jumped in a rage: "Fuck! You rich people are too stingy, aren't you? Can you take our villain's self-esteem into consideration!"

"You villains also have self-esteem?" The girl looked at the robber in disbelief.

"Who said we villains have no self-esteem? We have to practice machetes every day, and we have to spend money to get tattoos when we have nothing to do. Do you think it's so easy to be a villain? It's hard to grab one, and you don't even bring money when you're riding a horse." Robbery The thief was very sad, waved his hand and said: "Oh, what are you talking about, you don't understand, remember to bring more money when you go out next time, otherwise I will come to you hard, do you hear me?"

"Well, I heard that next time, I will definitely bring more money and let you guys rob it!" The girl sensed that the robber wanted to let her go, so she quickly continued the conversation, waiting for the next time I see you again, What he carries is not money anymore, he is a world-class Sanda boxing champion.

The robber cast a vicious glance at the girl, turned his head and waved his hands, and said, "Come on, brothers, let's go to the next place and continue to stay. The goal tonight is to grab 5000 yuan!"

After finishing speaking, the robber turned around and wanted to leave, but at this time the two younger brothers quickly grabbed him.

One of the low ones stared at the girl for a few times with a smirk, and said, "Brother, we have been squatting all night in ignorance, how tired we are, since we didn't get the money, otherwise let's rob him to comfort you." Do it yourself, this chick looks punctual, don't let it go to waste!"

As soon as the low man finished speaking, he had already received a slap on the head.

The leader of the robber stared at the low man and cursed: "What did I tell you before? How did I educate you? If we want to be bad guys in this new era and in this increasingly competitive society, we must have Professionalism is the only way to stand out, understand?
Although we are bad people, we must restrain ourselves, spur ourselves, and never indulge or lose ourselves. We must have our own unique personality, do you understand? "

Another tall young man was dissatisfied and said: "But we are robbers, does our personality have nothing to do with us? I think what the second brother said makes sense, and I decided to rob for sex. You don't know, big brother, I haven't had a crime for more than half a year." I've been to the karaoke bar!"

"Damn, that's because of your impotence and premature ejaculation! Every time you pay 200 yuan, it's only three seconds. How dare you say that?" The robber leader glared at the tall man and said, "Well, since you all want to rob sex, Let's just listen to the opinion of the fourth brother, he has fired boilers in a big gang before and has seen the world, let's see his opinion, if he agrees, we will rape, if he disagrees, we will leave!"

(End of this chapter)