Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 50 57 Your Pumpkin Falls Over (3)

"Tonight...you understand!" Zhang Yutang laughed lewdly, and put his hand on Han Dong's thigh.

"Hold the grass!" Han Dong was so disgusted that he almost vomited after being hit on the leg by a man.

However, Zhang Yutang still smiled sarcastically: "You are wrong, I should be the one who was the one, and you should be the one who was the one."

"Hehe, you can go to hell!" Han Dong's eyes flashed a coldness, and he pushed him down the West Lake.

"Help, help, I can't swim, help..." Zhang Yutang shouted for help while splashing the waves.

Han Dong picked up a stick from the side of the road and looked at Zhang Yutang with a sneer: "Don't be afraid, I'll help you!"

Han Dong put a stick on Zhang Yutang's head, and pressed him down gloomyly.

Zhang Yutang panicked and shouted: "Xiaoqing, what are you doing? You promised to help me!"

"That's right, help you drown earlier!"

"You bitch!" Zhang Yutang looked at Han Dong angrily, and wanted to scold him again, but Han Dong had already brought two stones and threw them down at him.

"Pfft!"

The world is instantly clean!
Han Dong took a cold look at the blood flower floating up from the water, and clapped his hands, telling you to hook up with the innocent banshee to make a villain, this is your punishment!

At the same time, a voice came from the mission system.

"Mission description: Bai Suzhen was instructed by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, as long as she collects eight tears from the human world, she can ascend to immortality and live forever. Tears of love are left, but goblins don’t have human feelings, so they don’t shed tears, you need to help Bai Suzhen shed tears of love, and then you can help her ascend to immortality.”

After listening to the mission description, Han Dong burst into tears again. You uncle, you are playing with me. You said that goblins can't cry anymore, and you want me to help her cry. Do you think I'm too busy?This is simply letting Liang Shanbo travel through time to have sex with Juliet, looking for something to do when he has nothing to do!

Now that we have decided to let Bai Suzhen become a fairy, why give her another impossible task? Now, if she can't complete the task, Han Donglai will be sad and hurt her lungs and weak kidneys. This is not taking off her pants and farting. Is it smoked by yourself?

These things in Tianting are idle every day and have nothing to do, so they have to arrange iron kicks for him.

Han Dong complained that a figure had already appeared by the West Lake at this time, and it was Xu Xian.

Xu Xian was still dressed in Tsing Yi at this time, with a rag bag hanging from his waist, and a torn oil-paper umbrella in his hand (it's true that he had watched more than 40 episodes of TV series and didn't see him change his attire), but it had nothing to do with Han Dong Shit, no matter how much nonsense there is, the goddess will fall asleep.

Xu Xian probably hadn't gone out for a long time, and when he came to the West Lake again, he sighed a little while looking at the familiar lake water.

The water of West Lake is still so beautiful.

The fish in West Lake is still so expensive!
The bridge of West Lake is still long enough for people to walk and kneel!

So I always go out by boat, and I also met the most important woman in my life, Suzhen!Lady, we will meet soon, I really miss you!

Seeing Xu Xian's sigh, Han Dong curled his lips speechlessly. According to the story of The Legend of the White Snake, today is the time for Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's life and death. Will appear on time to take away Bai Suzhen with gold leaf and seal her under the Leifeng Pagoda.

"Small sample, you sigh now, and when Bai Suzhen reveals her white tail, I will definitely surprise you!" Seeing Xu Xian's silly look, Han Dong sneered in his heart, don't be too happy about everything.

Not long after, a small boat appeared on the water of West Lake, with a beautiful woman in white standing on the prow, Han Dong recognized at a glance that it was Bai Suzhen.

Because she is exactly as described in The Legend of the White Snake, with bomb chest, A4 waist, electric buttocks, and most importantly, a pair of big sparkling eyes and a snake face that modern girls are crazy about.

Bai Suzhen stood at the bow of the boat, looked at the familiar surroundings and sighed: "The beauty of the mountains and rivers has never changed, the singing of cuckoos and birds is spring, the most beautiful scenery is West Lake, but it's a pity that handsome guys are too stupid!"

The same sigh, why is there such a big gap? Looking at Bai Suzhen, it is different if she is educated.Han Dong sighed and watched the show.

Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen finally met each other, and the boat quickly reached the shore. The two looked at each other, sparks intertwined in their eyes.

Bai Suzhen: "The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united. How dare you break with the king?"

Xu Xian: "The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, but my love for you will never change!"

"Master!"

"Miss!"

"I saw a lot of novel things along the way, which reminded me of you."

"and then?"

"Then I bought them all and brought you a hat."

"And then what?"

"The money is on your account!"

Xu Xian: "Damn it!"

The two reunited after a long absence, and they were extremely happy. They talked to each other about the pain of parting over the years, you and me, so happy.

But Han Dong is not happy, you are so sweet, what should I do with my mission?
Han Dong remembered that he was Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen's biological sister, and he might think of a way to sabotage it.

Han Dong walked towards the two, and said in surprise from a long distance: "Sister, are you back?"

"Xiao Qing, it's you!" Bai Suzhen cried out excitedly, and she and Han Dong came into a big bear hug. Through two layers of bellybands, Han Dong still felt the oppression brought by Bai Suzhen's proud steamed buns, Although he is a female snake spirit now, he can also imagine a little bit!

Xu Xian also wanted to come up to join in the fun, but Han Dong kicked him into the lake.

After the bear hug was over, Bai Suzhen looked at Han Dong in surprise: "Xiaoqing, long time no see, I really miss you!"

Han Dong also kept his mouth shut and said, "Then hug another one!"

"Get out, I'm not a lesbian!" Bai Suzhen pushed Han Dong away, and whispered: "Today, sister wants to mend well, so I won't talk to you, let's talk when we have time!"

Hold the grass, how much do you need?Han Dong gave Bai Suzhen a look of disdain, and said angrily, "Damn it, I'm your sister. We haven't seen each other for so long. How can you value sex over friends?"

"Hey, don't be angry!" Bai Suzhen patted Han Dong on the shoulder and said, "You know, women are like wolves at thirty and tigers at forty, sister, I'm over 400 years old, how lonely is that? Night, as my sister, you should understand me."

At this time Xu Xian also interrupted and said: "Yes, your sister and I finally had some time to be alone together, Xiaoqing, please stop making trouble and go play with your family Zhang Yutang quickly. I have seen the process of the two of you. It still needs to be improved!"

What did you say?Han Dong looked at Xu Xian with sharp eyes in an instant. The bastard didn't open any pot and lifted it. Not only that, but he even peeped. The thought of being a big man on his body by another man made him feel terrified Han Dong's goosebumps fell all over the floor.

(End of this chapter)