Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 84 101 Lovely Zhong Kui

Chapter 84 101 Lovely Zhong Kui (8)

"Tch, Uncle Daoji, you're bragging again." Biqing curled her lips disdainfully: "Uncle, can you please rely on some music when bragging next time? We are monks and never lie. You pretend to be a descendant like this." Isn't Long Luohan afraid that he will come down to settle accounts with you?"

"Cut, I'm Jianglong Arhat, I'm afraid someone will settle accounts with me?" Han Dong didn't make sense of it. He is an ordinary person reincarnated from a little fairy boy. It's normal for him not to know Jigong's true identity.

Han Dong was not in the mood to make things clear. He was here to find Zhong Kui to complete the task. The grievances of Jingci Temple had nothing to do with him. Anyway, they couldn't beat Ji Gong. It's none of his business about Mr. Han.

It is necessary to send Biqing away first, otherwise such a naughty man chattering around Han Dong is likely to delay his major event.

Han Dong thought for a while and said, "Biqing, Master Uncle is fine now. He is in good health and in good spirits. You'd better go back to Jingci Temple and wait. I'll go back after I get rid of that toad spirit. OK?"

"No, uncle, you want to drive me away again!" Biqing pouted when he heard that Han Dong asked him to go back, and said pitifully, "Master Daoji, you know that Uncle Jiansi is narrow-minded." The fat guy likes to bully me the most, and when I go back, I will have endless laundry and endless housework, I don't want to go back, Master Daoji, take me with you when you catch the toad, okay?"

"Take you? What are you thinking about!" Han Dong saw Bi's humble appearance, and his heart, which was still slightly shaken, suddenly became firmer. With him, don't be afraid to destroy his mission, because he will definitely destroy it. own task.

This kind of sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked person who is still hesitant looks like a guy with a lot of shit, wouldn't it be a burden to bring him around?
Han Dong said: "It's absolutely impossible to take you with me. You will only be a drag if you follow me. At that time, I will fight with the frog. I don't have time to take care of you. You should go back."

"Isn't it?" Biqing looked at Han Dong aggrievedly: "Uncle Daoji, please, I just went down the mountain after a lot of trouble, and I don't want to go back so soon, you know, Uncle Jiansi arranged a lot for me Work, I can't finish it in this life, I don't want to go back, don't!"

Biqing even acted coquettishly while speaking, and pretended to cry while hugging Han Dong's thigh.

Goosebumps fell all over the ground from Biqing's crying, Han Dong couldn't stand a man touching his thigh and wiping his nose, so he could only agree depressedly: "Okay, you can follow me if you want, but wait It would be best not to compare things so much, or I will definitely beat you to death!"

"Yeah, definitely!" Hearing that Han Dong finally agreed, Biqing turned from crying to laughing in an instant, staring at Han Dong wretchedly and said with a smile: "That's great, Master Daoji still treats me well, I love you." You are dead!"

"Okay, stop being sensational here!" Han Dong patted Biqing on the back of the head speechlessly, knowing that he was an undercover agent sent by the Fatty Prison Temple to monitor Jigong and disturb him. This little Jingci Temple is really The water is too shallow.

Han Dong didn't figure out Biqing's trick, so he slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Biqing, Master Uncle is a little hungry, go and buy me something to eat."

"Well, okay." Biqing agreed and nodded immediately: "As long as I can follow the most handsome uncle Daoji in the sky, I can do whatever I want. What do you eat, uncle?"

"Biqing, I'm sure I saw you right!" Han Dong nodded with a smile, and said, "As Jigong, of course I want to eat meat, and I also want to eat dog meat. In this way, you can go to the west of the city and buy me some good food." Here comes the dog meat, I will have the energy to work when I am full!"

"Isn't it?" Biqing opened his mouth in surprise when he heard Han Dong's words, and said incredulously, "Uncle, did I hear you right? Do you want to eat meat?"

"Nonsense, Jigong Jigong, don't eat meat, do you eat eggs?" Han Dong stared at Biqing: "Don't you know my life motto? Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps them in his heart!"

Hearing Han Dongyi's resolute words, Biqing's expression changed drastically: "Amitabha, Amitabha, you dare to break the precepts, Master Daoji, you are so reckless, if you let the Buddha know, you will be punished, Master Daoji, you Could it be that he was really beaten stupid by a monster? It's not like you at all."

"What do you mean? Did I never eat meat before?" Han Dong was a little puzzled. It was clearly recorded in the myth that Ji Gong, a flower monk, likes to drink and eat meat the most. What's the situation?

"Nonsense, which monk have you ever seen eat meat?" Biqing stared at Han Dong righteously and cursed: "Amitabha, it's really a sin, a sin, Buddhism never kills, let alone eat meat, Master Daoji Uncle, this is a violation of Buddhist sacrament."

"Well then, it seems that I can only be the first monk to eat meat!" Han Dong nodded, slapped Biqing on the head, and scolded, "What are you talking about, as Jigong, how can I be so rich?" If you have a reason not to eat meat, hurry up and buy it for me, if it delays my brother’s interest in eating meat, see if I don’t smoke you to death, go back to Jingci Temple and hang you up for a day and a night.”

After being slapped by Han Dong, Biqing didn't dare to talk anymore, but ran to the west of the city like crazy, muttering incessantly: "Crazy, crazy, the whole world is crazy, Ultraman doesn't fight!" The little monster went to find an actress, Iron Man didn't use high technology to replace his bat wings, Daoji ate meat and fish instead of practicing, this world is crazy, everyone is crazy! Now the host of Jingci Temple must be Master Jiansi! "

Biqing yelled strangely and ran to the west of the city, panicked and excited at the same time, Daoji dog couldn't change his sex, and he wanted to eat meat, now he has shoes to wear, and the uncle Jiansi will be promoted successfully.

But Jigong changed to eating meat and broke the precepts, so he can no longer be regarded as a Buddhist.This is somewhat similar to a mortal martial artist who has become obsessed. A person who is obsessed will often deny his relatives. He will not become a rogue monk and go back to bully the monks in Jingci Temple, right?
You must know that carnivores are always at the top of the biological chain, and those monks who eat grass will be eaten.

Biqing ran while thinking about it. After repeated thinking, he still felt that it would be more cost-effective for Daoji to eat meat to break the precepts. The old abbot would definitely let him go, so that Jingci Temple would have one less person who bullies him.

After Ruyi Suan figured it out, Biqing didn't care about the precepts or not. He started running faster and faster, as long as he could bring down Jigong, that would be fine.

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(End of this chapter)

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