Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 92 111 Lovely Zhong Kui (18)

Being beaten up for no reason, Zhang Ziwen almost collapsed, and hurriedly admitted his mistake and begged for mercy: "Stop beating, maybe I will be the one-in-a-kind male god when I am drunk? I am not only smart when I am drunk, but also very resistant to beatings. Isn't he the male god she has been looking for?"

Han Dong stared and said, "Try another line with me, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!"

After beating Zhang Ziwen, Han Dong said: "It's not that I didn't introduce you, the main reason is that this girl is too beautiful. Although you are very handsome, your image is still so bad. I don't think she is Will agree."

"Ah? No way?" Zhang Ziwen was a little disappointed when he heard Han Dong's words. Although he was handsome, he was not so handsome as to be insane. To be honest, Zhang Ziwen was also beating his heart when he met this beautiful woman.

When Zhang Ziwen was disappointed and frustrated, Han Dong changed the subject: "No, although she doesn't like you, she can still think of a way."

Hearing Han Dong's big reversal again, Zhang Ziwen's eyes flashed hope again, and he looked up at Han Dong: "Really? Is there really a way for me to chase her?"

"Of course!" Han Dong nodded, looked Zhang Ziwen around carefully and said, "Although your image is not perfect, your appearance is still quite good. If you want to catch up with the fairy, you have to find a way to change your appearance." Image will do!"

Hearing that he still had hope, Zhang Ziwen was overjoyed, and quickly asked, "How to change? Wear the most expensive clothes or buy the most expensive fan? Or I can recite a thousand love poems!"

"NO, NO, NO!" Han Dong shook his finger and said, "Those things are no longer popular, and it is absolutely impossible for you to continue doing this. You have to find another way."

"Another strange path, what should I say?" Zhang Ziwen looked at Han Dong curiously, playing with a folding fan, reading love poems, playing flirtatious, revealing wealth, fighting with his father, these are all unique experiences left by generations of ancestors, Tang Bohu even more He is the best among them. It took me more than ten years to comprehend it thoroughly. In the capital, he is the most romantic and suave young man. They even gave me the supreme title of "Zhang Ritian". Is there anything else in this world that I don't know? How to pick up girls?

"Of course there is!" Han Dong stared, and nonsense with a very serious look: "Playing with folding fans, reading love poems, and spelling out fathers are aggressive, but in this era of increasingly picky aesthetics, these former The must-kill routine has long lost its original charm with the passage of time. It is okay to use it to deceive ignorant little girls, but if it is used on one of my friends, she will only think you are low, and her impression of you will be greatly reduced , so you now need a new image and routine, follow mine, absolutely ok! Do you understand?"

Han Dong's talk was far-fetched, but the important thing is that Zhang Ziwen really believed it!
Although Zhang Ziwen heard that Han Dong's words were exaggerated and felt very illusory, but when he listened carefully, he felt that what he said was logical and every word represented the truth. Zhang Ziwen gradually believed it, nodded like pounding garlic and said: "I I understand, but I don't know what to do to win a girl's heart."

"I've said it so clearly and you still don't understand?" Han Dong knocked Zhang Ziwen on the head and cursed.

"But you didn't say anything about the plan at all!" Zhang Ziwen was inexplicably beaten by Han Dong, quite crying.

"Hmph, thanks to you claiming to be the most handsome guy in the capital, I don't know how you got a girl because you're so stupid."

"But you really didn't say anything about the plan!"

Han Dong: "Well, I really didn't say that."

Zhang Ziwen: "I..."

Han Dong gave Zhang Ziwen a look and said: "This is easy to handle. Your routines are enough to deal with ordinary girls, but to deal with this level of beauties, you must have something new and different, so as to attract her attention."

Zhang Ziwen nodded: "Well, I understand, what should I do?"

Han Dong pondered twice, and said: "Throw away the folding fan, throw away the love poem, and make a shape, first get the external image done, the first thing people meet is to look at the other person's appearance first, the appearance style is suitable Only then will you understand the inner world, do you understand me when I say this?"

"Uh, I get it roughly!" Zhang Ziwen thought for a while, and asked a little embarrassedly: "But I don't know how to make shapes, but I'm good at making people. Can I have a substitute?"

Han Dong: "... Get out!"

After beating Zhang Ziwen, Han Dong calmed down, and said angrily: "Well, you go and cut off your hair first, the length of the sides and sides should not exceed five millimeters, and the hair on the top of the head should be at most one finger long. Wait until the hair is cut. I'll give you a styling after I'm done, and I believe everyone will look at you with admiration."

Zhang Ziwen thought for a while, imagined the image afterward, and said with a sad expression: "I also think that everyone will look at me with admiration, because they will treat me as a beggar! Who in the Song Dynasty had that hairstyle? Brother, you You're not playing with me, are you?"

"Damn, what good does it do me to play with you?" Han Dong glared at Zhang Ziwen bitterly, kicked his ass and cursed: "If you want to pick up girls, just listen to me, otherwise you don't care!"

"Don't, don't, don't I listen to you?" Zhang Ziwen was successfully intimidated by Han Dong's words, and he didn't dare to say any more nonsense, and immediately turned his head and left, holding Zhong Xiaojiao's fake portrait in his hand for fun non-stop.

"Hey, beauty, you must wait for me. I'll do the modeling right now, and you will marry me soon!" Zhang Ziwen became more and more excited as he thought about it. You don't even know if you step on a banana peel.

"Oops!" With a cry, the joyful Zhang Ziwen slipped and fell into the stinky ditch outside the temple.

After Zhang Ziwen left, Zhong Kui released the invisibility technique and walked to Han Dong, and asked with some concern: "Jianglong, does what you said really work? Why do I feel that the irrigation is very important? Do you have any?" grasp?"

Han Dong shook his head, said calmly, "No!"

"Damn it, then what you said seems to be true, so you are not sure! I believe in your evil!" Zhong Kui's eyeballs were about to drop to the ground, very upset: "Emotions are fundamental to you!" Not sure, were you talking nonsense just now?"

Han Dong turned his head and gave Zhong Kui a sideways look, and said slowly without any worry: "It doesn't matter if I am talking nonsense, the key is that Zhang Ziwen believed it."

"But your method won't work at all. If Zhang Ziwen can't catch up with Zhong Xiaojiao by then, won't our work be wasted?" Zhong Kui looked disgusted. If the plan fails, wouldn't all my hard work be in vain? ?

(End of this chapter)