Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 97 119 When the wedding is in progress (3)

After being slapped, this time Guang Liang recollected the feeling in his head carefully: "That's right, it's Daoji's force of beating someone!"

It seems that this girl is often beaten by Jigong on weekdays!Han Dong felt helpless, looked at Guang Liang speechlessly and said, "You two don't recite scriptures in Jingci Temple, what are you doing at Zhong Yuanwai's residence?"

Guangliang smiled, and said, "Of course it is to offer my best wishes to Yuanwai Zhong. You see, there was no one at their wedding. As the next abbot, I will naturally step forward to help the world and save others. Let's preside over the Zhong family's wedding perfectly."

"You preside over?" Han Dong looked at Guang Liang in surprise: "You are a monk presiding over the wedding? Are you going to recite the Great Mercy Mantra or reincarnation at Zhong Xiaojiao's wedding?"

Guang Liang retorted with a stern expression: "Tch, Daoji, you think me too simply, so can't I know how to order something festive? Do I only read Buddhist scriptures that these dead people listen to?"

"In my impression, you are like this!" Han Dong glanced at Guang Liang speechlessly: "I hope you won't be beaten to death by then!"

After chatting with Guang Liang for a while, the watchman had already prepared everything and was sitting in the living room waiting.

Han Dong glared at Guang Liang, implying that he should not come out to make trouble, and then walked into the living room with Zhang Ziwen.

After the simple politeness, the next step is the opening ceremony of the big wedding.

Xiaohong, who was dressed as Zhong Xiaojiao, was supported by two maids, and walked in slowly from behind the screen in a beautiful red robe. At this time, Zhang Ziwen had just changed into the groom's attire, and saw the fairy-like bride fluttering in the air. Walking towards him, Zhang Ziwen, who was dressing up, was stunned, staring at Xiaohong in a daze, his mood could no longer be described in words, only a series of codes flashed in his mind.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

"Air Force One called, Air Force One called, the enemy actually used the invincible brilliance technique, our fighter's light bulb has been blinded, and the damage is serious, do you want to land? Request code name: BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA."

"Air Force Two responds, Air Force Two responds, don't be exposed by the beautiful scenery in front of you, keep flying, keep flying, command code: BABABABA!"

"Air Force One is helpless, Air Force One is helpless, the enemy's foreplay attack is so fierce, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on to the high court, the fighter plane can't bear it anymore. Helpless code name:[email protected]! ”

"Air Force No. [-] responds, Air Force No. [-] responds, No. [-], your code name is messed up, we haven't seen any scenes, don't worry, activate the super shield, activate the super shield! Code name BABABVBBBA!"

"Air Force One replied, Air Force One replied, the energy source failed, and the aircraft was attacked by a large number of pink hearts, which caused the temperature of the aircraft to rise, and the energy leaked, and it seemed that it had leaked before firing!"

"Air Force Two Response: Persevere, persevere, persevere is victory!"

"Air Force No. [-] call, Air Force No. [-] call, the enemy's attack is getting closer and closer to me. I can't hold it anymore, ask for support, request support! Request code: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

"Okay, I have fallen, code name: —————"

As the bride got closer, Zhang Ziwen's heart trembled more and more. When Xiaohong walked to Zhang Ziwen's side, he shed two bright red nosebleeds.

"You're bleeding!" Xiaohong stretched out her small white hand to wipe away the nosebleed from Zhang Ziwen's mouth, but she couldn't stop it from flowing out.

"Do you want to go to the hospital?"

"It's okay, just a little bit of internal injury, it will be fine soon!" Zhang Ziwen was a little carried away, and held Xiaohong's hand tightly, unable to bear to let go.

Chest like a bowling ball, hands like a lamb, voice like Teresa Teng, what could be more attractive than this stunner?The Living Buddha really understands me so well, and introduced such a perfect woman to me.

With the shout of the wedding host, the two sparks rubbed against each other, and finally parted reluctantly, and the wedding process took place.

After paying homage to heaven and earth, offering tea to the old man, the wedding is considered complete, and then the task of pouring wine into the bridal chamber and stealing the sky and changing the day is left to Zhong Kui and the others to complete. Han Dong sat aside with a smile, and the task was carried out smoothly. Zhang Ziwen There was no doubt, and the two monks did not make trouble, the bullet was loaded and ready to be fired.

Everything is going smoothly.

But at this beautiful moment, before the two monks made trouble, there was a strange sound in the sky.

"Hey, are you going to get married? It's a pity, but the bride is not the real bride. Living Buddha Jigong's trick of changing the civet cat for the prince is really fast! Hahahahahaha..."

"Who?" Everyone who was watching the show looked out together, and saw a woman in black with a hideous face, half demon, half human, floating in the sky and looking down playfully.

Seeing the woman, the two monks Guangliang and Biqing were the first to react.

"Hey, toad spirit!"

"Help, the monster is coming!" The two yelled, hugged each other in fear, and looked at the sky tremblingly.

"Hehe, it's you two cowardly stinky monks again!" The toad spirit in the sky laughed darkly, staring at the crowd playfully and said, "Smelly monk Ji Dian, you're brave enough, you used tricks and tricks a few days ago This caused my old lady to be seriously injured, I didn't expect that you not only didn't run away, but also held a fake wedding here to trick the handsome guy, you really don't know how to live or die."

"What? You said this was a fake wedding?" Zhang Ziwen looked at Ha Mojing suspiciously.

"That's right, that's just a maid, your real lady is here!" Toad Laughed twice, holding a figure in a red robe in his hands, and said with a smirk: "Look, this is you Ladies who are going to sleep in the bridal chamber at night, after seeing this appearance, are you still willing to get married? In order to find a husband for this sow, you were all deceived by Jigong."

Looking at the figure of Zhong Xiaojiao in the hand of the frog, Zhang Ziwen vomited instantly, and turned to look at Han Dong in disbelief: "Is what she said true? You are all lying to me just to find her a husband?"

"Uh, how should I answer?" Han Dong's trick was exposed, and his anger rose instantly.

"Your brother-in-law's toad spirit, what grudge does I have with you? You are digging behind me to sabotage my good deeds. Believe it or not, labor and management will immediately make you a roast toad?" Han Dong looked at the toad spirit angrily, with What can't we wait for Zhang Ziwen's bridal chamber?Are you provoking my endurance by running out now to sabotage?
(End of this chapter)