Rebirth Five Zeros and Get Rich Sutra
Chapter 450 Jokes
Chapter 450 Jokes
He Xiaoxi nervously looked left and right to see if the landlord and his wife were there.
He Xiaoxi's appearance made Wu Er's daughter-in-law both nervous and excited.He also followed He Xiaoxi's eyes to see if the old couple were there.While urging He Xiaoxi to speak quickly with his eyes.
He Xiaoxi just wanted to create a tense atmosphere, so as to show that what he was about to talk about was an earth-shattering event.
"I told you, you can't tell others." He Xiaoxi told Wu's second wife.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law was also made nervous by He Xiaoxi, she nodded subconsciously.
He Xiaoxi leaned towards her sideways, and said to her in a nagging voice: "Now, the cadres in our city are all fashionable to change their wives.
They were all replaced by female foreign students, young, beautiful and fashionable, with permed hair, and wearing foreign skirts that exposed thighs, and the skirts had a foreign name called Bragi.
Divorced with the yellow-faced woman at home, what is the new term? ……let me see……"
"Marriage is free, resist feudal arranged marriages." Miss Lu reminded.
"Yes, resist feudal arranged marriages," the two sang together, speaking in earnest.
"Will the daughter-in-law of the family be willing?" Wu Er's daughter-in-law didn't quite believe it.
"Tch, what can I do if I don't want to? My arms can't twist my thighs." He Xiaoxi said disdainfully.I despise her for being ignorant, rare and strange.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law was stimulated by He Xiaoxi's attitude, and began to doubt her own judgment.
"If you change your wife, your father and mother will still belong to him." Wu Er's daughter-in-law meant that she had changed her daughter-in-law, but the status of the daughter-in-law and his children had changed.It has no effect on their family members.They deserve nothing less.
How selfish.
He Xiaoxi curled her lips: "That's not necessarily the case, the young and beautiful girl with a yellow flower is white with them, old couples and young wives, don't hold it in your hand for fear of falling, hold it in your mouth for fear of melting, if you want the stars, don't give them to the moon.
Not all of these have to be supported by money, and it's not the old yellow-faced woman who saves them money, and every penny can't wait to be broken into eight-petaled flowers.The little daughter-in-law is not enough to spend, so how can there be parents.Haven't you heard that everyone in the city is singing now? "
"Sing what?" Second Wu's daughter-in-law asked He Xiaoxi that she was nervous.
"How did you sing that jingle?" He Xiaoxi asked Aunt Lu in a pretentious suit.
"In the new society, in the new country, earn money and spend it yourself, how can you have spare money to support your parents." Sister Lu cooperated with He Xiaoxi's performance.
"No, it should be a new society and a new country. Earn money and spend it yourself. How can you send home any spare money." Xiao Jiu corrected sister Lu.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law's heart was completely chilled.It's true!The jingle has spread.Still struggling for a while: "Isn't his eldest brother in our family like this?"
"Maybe, but..." He Xiaoxi's but made Wu Er's daughter-in-law nervous again.
"But what?"
"Alone outside, with no one in front of you, and no one to restrain you. It's nothing for a day or two, but I'm afraid that after a long time, you will give birth to some dirty intestines.
then... "He Xiaoxi is well versed in the essence of saying half a sentence and leaving half a sentence. Let her figure it out on her own. The so-called scaring herself is scarier than other people's scaring.
"Those little daughters-in-laws of foreign students will definitely not be stepmothers to others. The children have to be taken care of by the original daughters-in-law of the family. They usually rush back to their hometown. I heard that they have to earn a house with their younger brother's family.
That's why I said that you are a benevolent aunt, you are so kind to your sister-in-law and nephews. "He Xiaoxi obviously wanted to give her a high hat to praise her, but in fact he wanted to scare her again.
He also reminded her that if she asked her sister-in-law, nephew and niece to go to the city now, not only would she be able to see that Lao Wu was not full of flowers, but she would also occupy the old Wu's house at home.
After hearing He Xiaoxi's words, Wu Er's daughter-in-law couldn't sit still like a needle under her buttocks.He put the persimmon cake that He Xiaoxi had caught into her pocket, and ran away in a hurry.
After running home, he learned what he heard from He Xiaoxi to her man.
"I said why my elder brother is so obedient. My mother won't let him bring his wife and children to the city, so he doesn't bring his wife and children. So he has other ideas." The so-called suspicion breeds dark ghosts, Wu Er didn't go to a good place to suspect his elder brother.
"Then what shall we do?" Wu Er's wife asked him.
"Bah, what else can I do? Someone's wife and child will be taken away, and they want me to help him raise it. There's no way, and I'm not stupid. Let him take advantage of him." Wu Er spat.
"Let me tell our mother to drive them away quickly. After they leave, the house at home can be more spacious." After Wu Er finished speaking, he rushed to talk to his mother.Can't wait for a moment.
After the discussion, I went to a showdown with Mrs. Wu: "Sister-in-law, my mother called you over, and I have something to tell you."
Mrs. Wu is doing female celebrity work in the house.Hearing the news from my brother-in-law that her mother-in-law called her, I was shocked.
Guessing whether the matter of bringing money back has been brought to light.The mother-in-law came to find the back account.
Not daring to delay, hurried to the main room.Cautiously asked the old lady: "Mom, what are you calling me?"
Mrs. Wu said uh uh uh uh.Mrs. Wu could only get a general idea, saying that they were asking them to vacate the house.Where do they live?
"My mother said that the children in the family are growing up and the house is not enough. Sister-in-law, you should take Cheng Wazi and the others to the elder brother's place. When you enter the city, don't forget that there is an old lady at home.
Don't forget to honor your parents every month. "Anyway, everyone didn't quite understand what his mother said, so Wu Er simply played freely.
Things turned around too quickly, happiness came too suddenly, Mrs. Wu didn't know how to deal with it.He froze in place dumbfounded.
In Wu Er's eyes, the sister-in-law didn't want to go.I used to talk about going all day long, but suddenly I don’t want to go, the problem is big.
"You pack up quickly. I'll go to the old uncle's house and ask those cotton sellers to send a message to my elder brother to pick you up immediately." Wu Er didn't want to delay for a minute.I'm afraid that if it's too late, things will change.
He Xiaoxi didn't expect Wu Er and his wife to be so resolute.As soon as I said it here, it was settled there.
It's really great to be so wolf-hearted.He Xiaoxi was really afraid that they would be sticky and delay things.
"Aunt Thirteen, you are really amazing," Xiao Jiu flattered He Xiaoxi, "You played those people around."
"You are also very good. In order to go out with your brother and others, you have learned to flatter." He Xiaoxi exposed him, "Don't talk nonsense, people will hear bad things, and people will hate us."
He Xiaoxi warned him not to speak out.After the lesson, give a sweet date, "Go out with the cart tomorrow, just don't turn around and cry coldly."
While talking, someone shouted outside: "Is the cotton harvester here?"
He Xiaoxi went out to have a look, and it turned out that someone came to sell cotton after hearing the news.Busy let people come to the yard.
"Chinese New Year is coming soon, sell cotton to have a good New Year." The person who came was a middle-aged uncle in his forties, with two little boys.
The child's nose is so long from the cold.His grandpa bears them: "I don't want to let you out. It's freezing, just like a puppy."
He Xiaoxi gave him a good name and paid the money to send him out.Turning around, I saw Big Sister Lu smiling maliciously at Xiao Jiu.
Just like what the man said to him just now: "I don't want to let you go out. It's freezing, just like a puppy."
Thank you book friend 160603185922273 children's shoes for sending me a monthly pass. (*з)(ε`*)boo~
Thank you monglian children's shoes for the two monthly tickets. (*з)(ε`*)boo~
(End of this chapter)
He Xiaoxi nervously looked left and right to see if the landlord and his wife were there.
He Xiaoxi's appearance made Wu Er's daughter-in-law both nervous and excited.He also followed He Xiaoxi's eyes to see if the old couple were there.While urging He Xiaoxi to speak quickly with his eyes.
He Xiaoxi just wanted to create a tense atmosphere, so as to show that what he was about to talk about was an earth-shattering event.
"I told you, you can't tell others." He Xiaoxi told Wu's second wife.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law was also made nervous by He Xiaoxi, she nodded subconsciously.
He Xiaoxi leaned towards her sideways, and said to her in a nagging voice: "Now, the cadres in our city are all fashionable to change their wives.
They were all replaced by female foreign students, young, beautiful and fashionable, with permed hair, and wearing foreign skirts that exposed thighs, and the skirts had a foreign name called Bragi.
Divorced with the yellow-faced woman at home, what is the new term? ……let me see……"
"Marriage is free, resist feudal arranged marriages." Miss Lu reminded.
"Yes, resist feudal arranged marriages," the two sang together, speaking in earnest.
"Will the daughter-in-law of the family be willing?" Wu Er's daughter-in-law didn't quite believe it.
"Tch, what can I do if I don't want to? My arms can't twist my thighs." He Xiaoxi said disdainfully.I despise her for being ignorant, rare and strange.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law was stimulated by He Xiaoxi's attitude, and began to doubt her own judgment.
"If you change your wife, your father and mother will still belong to him." Wu Er's daughter-in-law meant that she had changed her daughter-in-law, but the status of the daughter-in-law and his children had changed.It has no effect on their family members.They deserve nothing less.
How selfish.
He Xiaoxi curled her lips: "That's not necessarily the case, the young and beautiful girl with a yellow flower is white with them, old couples and young wives, don't hold it in your hand for fear of falling, hold it in your mouth for fear of melting, if you want the stars, don't give them to the moon.
Not all of these have to be supported by money, and it's not the old yellow-faced woman who saves them money, and every penny can't wait to be broken into eight-petaled flowers.The little daughter-in-law is not enough to spend, so how can there be parents.Haven't you heard that everyone in the city is singing now? "
"Sing what?" Second Wu's daughter-in-law asked He Xiaoxi that she was nervous.
"How did you sing that jingle?" He Xiaoxi asked Aunt Lu in a pretentious suit.
"In the new society, in the new country, earn money and spend it yourself, how can you have spare money to support your parents." Sister Lu cooperated with He Xiaoxi's performance.
"No, it should be a new society and a new country. Earn money and spend it yourself. How can you send home any spare money." Xiao Jiu corrected sister Lu.
Wu Er's daughter-in-law's heart was completely chilled.It's true!The jingle has spread.Still struggling for a while: "Isn't his eldest brother in our family like this?"
"Maybe, but..." He Xiaoxi's but made Wu Er's daughter-in-law nervous again.
"But what?"
"Alone outside, with no one in front of you, and no one to restrain you. It's nothing for a day or two, but I'm afraid that after a long time, you will give birth to some dirty intestines.
then... "He Xiaoxi is well versed in the essence of saying half a sentence and leaving half a sentence. Let her figure it out on her own. The so-called scaring herself is scarier than other people's scaring.
"Those little daughters-in-laws of foreign students will definitely not be stepmothers to others. The children have to be taken care of by the original daughters-in-law of the family. They usually rush back to their hometown. I heard that they have to earn a house with their younger brother's family.
That's why I said that you are a benevolent aunt, you are so kind to your sister-in-law and nephews. "He Xiaoxi obviously wanted to give her a high hat to praise her, but in fact he wanted to scare her again.
He also reminded her that if she asked her sister-in-law, nephew and niece to go to the city now, not only would she be able to see that Lao Wu was not full of flowers, but she would also occupy the old Wu's house at home.
After hearing He Xiaoxi's words, Wu Er's daughter-in-law couldn't sit still like a needle under her buttocks.He put the persimmon cake that He Xiaoxi had caught into her pocket, and ran away in a hurry.
After running home, he learned what he heard from He Xiaoxi to her man.
"I said why my elder brother is so obedient. My mother won't let him bring his wife and children to the city, so he doesn't bring his wife and children. So he has other ideas." The so-called suspicion breeds dark ghosts, Wu Er didn't go to a good place to suspect his elder brother.
"Then what shall we do?" Wu Er's wife asked him.
"Bah, what else can I do? Someone's wife and child will be taken away, and they want me to help him raise it. There's no way, and I'm not stupid. Let him take advantage of him." Wu Er spat.
"Let me tell our mother to drive them away quickly. After they leave, the house at home can be more spacious." After Wu Er finished speaking, he rushed to talk to his mother.Can't wait for a moment.
After the discussion, I went to a showdown with Mrs. Wu: "Sister-in-law, my mother called you over, and I have something to tell you."
Mrs. Wu is doing female celebrity work in the house.Hearing the news from my brother-in-law that her mother-in-law called her, I was shocked.
Guessing whether the matter of bringing money back has been brought to light.The mother-in-law came to find the back account.
Not daring to delay, hurried to the main room.Cautiously asked the old lady: "Mom, what are you calling me?"
Mrs. Wu said uh uh uh uh.Mrs. Wu could only get a general idea, saying that they were asking them to vacate the house.Where do they live?
"My mother said that the children in the family are growing up and the house is not enough. Sister-in-law, you should take Cheng Wazi and the others to the elder brother's place. When you enter the city, don't forget that there is an old lady at home.
Don't forget to honor your parents every month. "Anyway, everyone didn't quite understand what his mother said, so Wu Er simply played freely.
Things turned around too quickly, happiness came too suddenly, Mrs. Wu didn't know how to deal with it.He froze in place dumbfounded.
In Wu Er's eyes, the sister-in-law didn't want to go.I used to talk about going all day long, but suddenly I don’t want to go, the problem is big.
"You pack up quickly. I'll go to the old uncle's house and ask those cotton sellers to send a message to my elder brother to pick you up immediately." Wu Er didn't want to delay for a minute.I'm afraid that if it's too late, things will change.
He Xiaoxi didn't expect Wu Er and his wife to be so resolute.As soon as I said it here, it was settled there.
It's really great to be so wolf-hearted.He Xiaoxi was really afraid that they would be sticky and delay things.
"Aunt Thirteen, you are really amazing," Xiao Jiu flattered He Xiaoxi, "You played those people around."
"You are also very good. In order to go out with your brother and others, you have learned to flatter." He Xiaoxi exposed him, "Don't talk nonsense, people will hear bad things, and people will hate us."
He Xiaoxi warned him not to speak out.After the lesson, give a sweet date, "Go out with the cart tomorrow, just don't turn around and cry coldly."
While talking, someone shouted outside: "Is the cotton harvester here?"
He Xiaoxi went out to have a look, and it turned out that someone came to sell cotton after hearing the news.Busy let people come to the yard.
"Chinese New Year is coming soon, sell cotton to have a good New Year." The person who came was a middle-aged uncle in his forties, with two little boys.
The child's nose is so long from the cold.His grandpa bears them: "I don't want to let you out. It's freezing, just like a puppy."
He Xiaoxi gave him a good name and paid the money to send him out.Turning around, I saw Big Sister Lu smiling maliciously at Xiao Jiu.
Just like what the man said to him just now: "I don't want to let you go out. It's freezing, just like a puppy."
Thank you book friend 160603185922273 children's shoes for sending me a monthly pass. (*з)(ε`*)boo~
Thank you monglian children's shoes for the two monthly tickets. (*з)(ε`*)boo~
(End of this chapter)
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