Play in God's jersey

Chapter 246 Please Give Your Affectionate Kiss

After the game against the Nets, Qian Duoduo became the first rookie to score 30+ points this season, and people began to be surprised to find that Qian Duoduo now ranks first in the league's blocked shots list.

It can be said that in this battle, Qian Duoduo shattered many people's doubts with his actual performance, and also harvested a large number of fans, um, not just Chinese fans (there will be many Chinese fans who can enter the NBA. ), as well as fans from other regions such as American fans and Greek fans.

However, even so, it is still difficult for him to make everyone like him, and he is not RMB, let alone the American people use US dollars.

Charlie Rosen of Fox Sports still believes that Qian Duoduo is just lucky to be able to play such data.

The Nets don't have any good defensive players, and they don't have any defensive system at all. They are just a big team.

Moreover, this game is a "Chinese Derby" game, which has attracted the attention of a large number of Chinese fans. Under such circumstances, Qian Duoduo can get enough playing time and at the same time get enough shots.

To put it bluntly, Qian Duoduo's stats in this game were just for stats. They were stats collected after the main players helped the team gain a sufficient lead, not because he really had such strength.

But in this game, Qian Duoduo conquered Christine Laidlow, who is known as the most beautiful reporter in the American basketball media circle. She refuted Charlie Rosen's point of view on the show as nonsense.

Don't have the strength to earn points?Why didn't Brook Lopez brush up?Why didn't Yi Jianlian brush up?Why didn't Dragic brush up?
Charlie Rosen, please take a serious look at Qian Duoduo's shots, it's only 19, and then look at how high his shooting percentage is, is Charlie Rosen blind and can't see it?This is the data you have to perform efficiently to get it;

Let’s look at Qian Duoduo’s defensive performance in terms of rebounds and blocked shots. With 10 rebounds and 4 blocked shots, it’s almost as if he guarded the entire Suns penalty area by himself;
The reason why Charlie Rosen is talking nonsense is purely discrimination. It is just to grab the popularity of Qian Duoduo. You must know that Qian Duoduo is very popular in China now, and his reputation in the United States is also growing. He tasted the sweetness from black Yao Ming. , so there is a lot of brainless black money;

And the most important thing is that Qian Duoduo's posture and movements are so good-looking. What else can a player with such a good-looking game be black?Charlie Rosen is just out of his mind!
Christine's remarks won the approval of Barkley,
"Charlie Rosen has never been a basketball expert, he just said some brainless extreme views to confuse those ignorant fans, he is the clown in the basketball media circle, no one really cares about his views , so he can only say such ridiculous things to gain some attention."

"Barkley, it seems that you have a good evaluation of Qian Duoduo's strength, then you won't be wronged if you kiss the ass." Kenny Smith said with a smile, and then dug a hole for Barkley,

"However, I have a big doubt, that is, if you were really optimistic about the rookie Qian Duoduo before, why would you bet on him not scoring 20 points in a single game?"

"I was sacrificing myself for the effect of the program. The program group should give me a salary increase." Barkley said with a smile.

I must not admit that I am not optimistic about Qianduoduo. That has never happened, okay, it has never happened.

"Come on, please bring up our mystery guest today!" Kenny Smith clapped his hands with a smile, turned and said to the backstage.

Amidst the sound of music, a donkey was led out by the staff,

"Hahaha..." Kenny Smith couldn't bear it any longer and laughed out loud. He remembered the uncomfortable expression on Barkley's face when he kissed the donkey's butt for the first time.

"Barkley, come, come, we have brought your favorite donkey, come and give it your affectionate kiss.

This is a beautiful female donkey. In order to satisfy you, we specially selected it from among the donkeys in several farms.

You can see how shiny its coat is, and how big and round its buttocks are. We think this should be your favorite, Buckley, and we selected it according to your favorite standards.

Don't worry, we have bathed it before it was put on the stage. The staff carefully combed and brushed its buttocks to ensure that there is no peculiar smell. There is also a fragrant and pleasant smell of shower gel foam. You will be satisfied . "

After saying this, Kenny Smith was already laughing so much that he bent down to hold his stomach, and couldn't stand upright at all.

"Come on, Kenny, you guy." Barkley shook his fist at Kenny Smith.

"Come on, bring Kenny over a little bit, I'll exchange feelings with him." Buckley waved his hand and asked the staff to bring the donkey to him.
Then Barkley smirked and hung a sign with the name "Kenny Smith" on the donkey's neck.

"Kenny, you look really good when you become a donkey. You're still a female donkey. Not bad. I'll treat you gently later." Buckley looked into the donkey's eyes solemnly, and said to the donkey pretending to be affectionate.

"Kenny, I'm going to kiss your ass, you have to be good, don't make trouble, you know?" Buckley said as he walked behind the donkey's ass.

"Hahaha..." Seeing Barkley's behavior, not only Kenny Smith couldn't stop laughing, but the staff next to him also laughed.

"Here comes the important point, please pay attention to it. Please zoom in the camera a little bit, give Barkley a close-up, and take pictures of his movements and expressions waiting to kiss his ass." Kenny Smith said with a smile.

Buckley bent down behind the donkey, and kissed the donkey's butt with his big mouth.

"puff"!
A muffled sound came out.

At the same time, Barkley fell backwards and fell on his back.

"FXXK! Damn it! That stupid ass farted while I was kissing! It stinks!"

After Buckley fell down, he quickly turned over and left behind the donkey's buttocks while using his hands and feet, cursing.

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard! The donkey farts! The timing is really good!" Kenny Smith put his hands on his belly, and he stepped back, "The donkey fart really smells bad!"

The staff at the scene waited for the bad smell to subside before pulling the donkey away, but the video of Barkley kissing the donkey and the donkey farting went viral as soon as it was broadcast.

Especially on Twitter, where Qian Duoduo has an equity stake, it was retweeted a lot, and people left messages expressing that they would laugh until their stomach hurts once they watched it.

In the laughter of the people, more and more people remembered Qian Duoduo's name.

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