Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 85 Full of My Love for You (24)
lovely relative

Xu Weiyu's cousin is a Peking University student. It is said that he has been recommended all the way since middle school. He is a very good number one person. Then, the first time I saw this cousin, he said to me: "MM, do you have a partner to introduce?" Huh?" Afterwards, I asked Xu Weiyu: "Your cousin is quite talented, why haven't you found a partner yet?"

Xu Weiyu said: "He is wicked in five elements."

"..."

Later, after getting acquainted with my cousin, he once came to my house to play.

I heard him saying to Xu Weiyu: "If you are a brother, I will help you. I just asked you to check people for me, and I didn't want you to cheat."

Wei Yu: "I told you I'm not free."

"It was your wife who asked you to go with me. She asked me to tell you not to toast or eat fine wine."

"My wife? You didn't say it earlier! Let's go."

"..."

I just said something, if Xu Weiyu was to help you as a staff officer, I never said "toasting and not eating fine wine" at all, right?
When they came back, Wei Yu parked the car downstairs, and the cousin who came up first said to me: "Sister and sister, I'm sorry, I used your reputation all the way to get your husband to drive the car, and bought a meal and some fruit. I gave that girl away...and that girl took a fancy to your husband!"

I was speechless, "Then?"

Cousin: "Of course I can't let this kind of thing happen. I resolutely sacrificed myself, saying that my husband and I are just a couple."

I am completely speechless.

At this time Xu Weiyu came up, and as soon as he entered the door, he yelled: "Xu Quede, ruin my reputation, I castrated you!"

Then I saw the talented student jumping up and down in the house and shouting for help!
Went out with Xu Weiyu and his cousin Beida to buy new year's goods.

Driving in the light rain, the road was always blocked, and my cousin yelled all the way: "Pass that one! Hurry up, the red light is about to come on, go over there!"

Wei Yu said to me gratifiedly: "Look, compared to him, I am more civilized, right?"

Cousin: "What is civilization, your speed is too bad, I will drive later."

Wei Yu: "I have no objection, you ask my wife."

Me: "I have no objection, the premise is that if you are issued a ticket, you will deal with it yourself."

The cousin of the top student said: "No problem!"

Going back to my cousin to drive, Wei Yu said along the way: "Pass that one! Hurry up, the red light is about to come on, go over there!"

Both dare to "stand and talk without back pain"?

The son of Wei Yu's brother Beida's biological sister, just turned four years old.I especially love Xu Weiyu...'s phone.Because he plays a lot of games on his mobile phone, Brother Beida Tang left the little boy at our house during a holiday and went out to play by himself.

Xiaoyu and I took the little boy out for dinner at noon. In the overcrowded restaurant, the little boy grabbed Xu Weiyu's pants and said loudly, "Uncle, Uncle, I want to play with your little bird, where is it!"

Silence.

Wei Yu took out the mobile phone from his pocket with black lines, and said solemnly and loudly: "You really like playing "Angry Birds" on your uncle's mobile phone, right? Play it for you now!"

So the little boy took the phone and played "Angry Birds" happily.

After returning home, Wei Yu said: "I want to unload this stupid game!"

Accompanying a six-year-old cousin in the family to do Chinese homework, I am under various pressures.A question about looking at examples and doing the questions stumped me, rubbing my head and thinking hard, the little cousin said beside me: "Sister, sister, I know how to do this, let me tell you."

Xiao Yu heard this when she came in, and laughed at her when she came up, "It's a shame that you are still a liberal arts student. Come on, let me do it."

Then he supported the edge of the table with one hand, studied it for a full 5 minutes, and said, "It's a bit difficult...cough, I'm a science student."

As a result, the little cousin also said: "You are all so stupid!"

"..."

Wei Yu: "Fart, young master, I'm almost the champion of science, let me tell you."

Little cousin: "What is the number one scholar?"

Wei Yu: "A cowman."

The little cousin panicked: "The Bull Demon King?"

Wei Yu: "No, it's actually Monkey King."

Little cousin: "Wow, brother Xiaoyu is Monkey King, so where is your golden cudgel?"

Wei Yu: "It was melted down and sold, bought a house and got married."

The little cousin covered her mouth and snickered, "I don't believe it, I know you lied to me. The Monkey King Bull Demon King is all on TV, and Zhu Bajie is all fake."

I looked at Xu Weiyu sympathetically, "You really don't understand the 'post-00s' anymore. They all know that the 08 Beijing Olympics and the Diaoyu Islands belong to China. You should wash up and go to bed early."

Wei Yu ran away in tears.

This little cousin, probably watched too many war movies on TV, came to my house every day as a guest with a small national flag, propped it up with a chopstick, and said, "Down with the devils!"

Wei Yu said there: "I have become a devil? No, I was wronged! The organization must believe me!"

The little cousin looked calmly at the person who cooperated with her in acting, and said, "Brother Wei Yu, you are so childish."

Wei Yu: "..."

Later, the little cousin insisted that I join her regiment, saying that she was the leader of the regiment, and I would be the flag bearer, and I would run to the front when the horn sounded.

I said, "I can't run, and I must have been overtaken within a short time."

So the little cousin reluctantly found Wei Yu, and Wei Yu said solemnly: "I am obviously overqualified as a flag-bearer. Organization, I request to drive a ZTZ-99 main battle tank. It is equipped with three types of ammunition, namely the tail stabilizer and detachment tank. Armor-piercing projectiles, armor-piercing projectiles, and grenades. When launching a tail-stabilized shell-piercing projectile, the muzzle velocity is 1760 m/s, the direct-firing distance is 2300 meters, the armor-piercing thickness of the homogeneous armor is more than 600 mm, and the initial velocity is 1000 m/s when launching the armor-piercing projectile ..."

Little cousin: "Brother Xiao Yu, please be more serious?"

Wei Yu: "..."

In the end Xu Weiyu raised a flag and charged there.

The little cousin likes the little brother very much. Every time the little brother is at home, she always comes over to play with him. The older brother is older than the older brother, and although the younger brother is "tsundere", he is very caring for his cousin.

How good is the relationship between the two?

As soon as he entered the door, the little cousin asked, "Old Gu, are you there?"

Little brother: "Oh, our old Wang is here!" The little cousin's surname is Wang.Then the two held hands, watching TV or watching TV, eating snacks or eating snacks, or playing games while I shouted for cheers.

As soon as Wei Yu came back to pick me up, she saw it and said, "Purple MM, you play games as soon as you play, and you even spoil the children. What's your moral bottom line?"

The younger brother ignored him and continued playing with his younger cousin.

Wei Yu leaned against the door of the study, beckoning to her little cousin, "Come on, little beauty, come here."

The little cousin usually likes to play with Xu Weiyu very much, and she was in a dilemma, so the little brother scolded: "Can you stop knocking at the door? It's an eyesore!"

Seeing the younger brother's focus turned around, Wei Yu immediately "argued" with him again.

When I went back later, I said to someone: "I always wanted to say, in fact, the real love is between you, right?"

I thought I ended the topic perfectly this time.

In the end, Xu Weiyu looked out of the window quietly, and said sadly: "Yes... But, we can never go back..."

(End of this chapter)