My ancient well leads to another world

Chapter 237 Do you know why there is no hair on it?
Li Shu thought in his heart and clicked on the link.

Ghost animals, as the name suggests, are spoofs.

Ghost and animal videos, also called spoof videos, are a kind of wicked culture.

After the link jumps, enter the Bilibili video website, referred to as station b.

This b is a serious b, not a healthy, non-toxic and green website. In the Two-dimensional group, station b can be called the uncrowned king of video websites.

"The clicks are pretty high."

Looking at the data, Li Shu underestimated.

After clicking on it, a familiar BGM sounded, with a brisk rhythm.

The video is of Bai Xiaotao and Li Shu, not a normal video, but screenshots one after another, with exaggerated expressions, it looks like a spoof snapshot.

Ten seconds later, the lines appeared, and the cheap voice came from Bai Xiaotao. The rhythm of the voice was as light as the rhythm of the BGM, but the speed of speech was faster.

"I broke his buttocks with a move called Arhat Pushing a Cart, and he rushed towards me with a move called Double Dragon Going to the Sea, saying that the girl is so handsome, come and fall in love with me, and specially invited me to participate in the first Chicken King Competition, and I won Medals, if you lose, you will take it with you. When it was too late, a group of gay black skins immediately threw him to the ground, took off his pants, spanked him and forced me to ventriloquist him..."

Seeing this, Li Shu's forehead was covered with black lines.

He didn't know where Bai Xiaotao got those pictures in the video screen, and they were all winking and grinning, which gave people a sense of humor.

Moreover, this video is not only a spoof of Li Shu, but also a spoof of Bai Xiaotao, blackening two people at once.

The previous BGM ended, and the latter changed to "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant", with a cadenced tone.

"Arrogance, watching him make waves.

Soon, strip him naked.

Birds strike like iron, hard as steel.

Up to three hundred feet!
Just so strong!
be a good guy

Men should be self-improvement

poke~
插~
顶~
挑~
help~me~open~qiao~
Show me your strengths, big and strong.

I love good men, and I know your strengths best..."

After watching the whole video, Li Shu has already knelt down.

In terms of imagination, among the people Li Shu knew, Bai Xiaotao ranked second, and no one dared to be number one.

Moreover, only Bai Xiaotao dared to say such simple and rude words. If it was another girl, she would have been too ashamed to be ashamed.

Li Shu dialed Bai Xiaotao's phone, expressionless: "Is it fun?"

Bai Xiaotao lay on the bed in the dormitory wearing headphones, raised her phone with both hands to make a video call with Li Shu, and said with a smile, "It's fun! It's really fun!"

Li Shu sighed softly: "As you said, I want to play too, but you don't want to. What's more, there are these postures you mentioned, which haven't helped you 'open up' yet."

Bai Xiaotao stuck out her tongue at him, her face full of playfulness: "Just think about it slowly, Miss Ben is not such a girl who is easy to fool, hehe."

Li Shu shook his head: "There is a long way to go..."

The two chatted for a while, then hung up the communication.

The four-person dormitory has a bed and a table. Bai Xiaotao looked down. Li Yinyin was sitting on a chair with headphones on, practicing her English listening seriously.

Seeing her like this, Bai Xiaotao felt guilty for a while, and shook the bed to attract the other party's attention. When she took off the earphones, Bai Xiaotao tentatively said, "Yinyin, let's go shopping tomorrow? When I was wandering around last time, I saw a few A new dress is especially suitable for you."

Li Yinyin smiled sweetly revealing two small dimples: "Okay~"

At this time, the sound of laughter outside the dormitory door was getting closer and closer. After a few seconds, the back door was pushed open, and the laughter became several times louder. Two young and beautiful beauties came in laughing.

A girl with shoulder-length short hair saw Bai Xiaotao lying on the bed, her eyes lit up, and she leaned over: "Xiao Tao, you are here, please help me."

Bai Xiaotao said lazily, "What's the matter?"

The short-haired girl smiled and said, "Don't you know how to play chicken? Teach me, my god likes to play, I want to practice and find a chance to play with him."

"Eat chicken?"

Hearing these two words, Bai Xiaotao was taken aback.

She has heard of the chicken game, but she has never played it. Why does her roommate think she can play chicken?
Is it...

A flash of light came to her mind!
When I was with Li Shu a few days ago, the two were being intimate, and when I received a call from my roommate, it seemed that they were eating chicken.

"Cough cough." Bai Xiaotao coughed dryly, blushing when she thought of what happened that day: "I'm not good at eating chicken, and I often hurt people, ah, no, it means to beat people to their blood, but not to death Man, in order to prevent your male god from scolding you for being a jerk and hate playing with you, you should find someone else to teach you."

"Hey!"

The short-haired girl lowered her head and sighed: "Forget it, I'll post online and find a little brother to take me with me."

-

A week later, Li Shu received news from the Bai family that the Blood Crystal Jade would be auctioned on a cruise ship on the high seas.

This wave of operations can be said to be expected or unexpected.

According to the Bai family, the high standard of the luxury cruise ship auction is unanimously recognized in the upper class.

Although the Bai family has a big family and a great business, but looking at the world, its popularity is very low.

If blood crystal emeralds are placed in a family auction, the number of rich people who pay attention to this auction is definitely not as good as the number of rich people who pay attention to luxury cruise ships.

It can even be said that the two are no longer at the same level.

Sending the blood crystal jadeite to the luxury cruise ship auction is firstly responsible for Li Shu and can sell the blood crystal jadeite at a good price, and secondly, it is beneficial to the family, allowing more rich people to know about the Bai family and increasing their international reputation.

"The auction time is one month later, which is December in the lunar calendar, and the New Year is coming soon."

After hanging up the phone, he remembered that he forgot to ask what the lot that initiated the auction was.

"Forget it, it's nothing more than a worldly treasure."

With this in mind, Li Shu didn't bother to call to ask questions.

After a while, Bai Xiaotao called again, announcing in an excited tone that he was going to participate in an auction on a luxury cruise ship in a month. After finally calming down Bai Xiaotao's excitement, it was already night.

Li Shu sat cross-legged on the edge of the cliff and looked at the endless starry sky. He felt that the mana in his body was surging like a river, surging and roaring, and would go further at any time.

"Why don't you discuss it with Xu Ruxian?"

Thought together, can no longer suppress.

After the last battle between the two, their strength has improved somewhat, which can prove that actual combat still has a certain impact on the progress of mana.

Moreover, during this period of time, Xu Ruxian seemed to have disappeared and stopped observing him.

At least, according to the news reported by the Purple Winged Golden Crown Snake.

To this day, Li Shu still doesn't know that Xu Ruxian has subdued the Purple Winged Golden Crown Snake, and he has long since dared not take care of the two of them.

call out!
A black streamer rushed into the sky.

-

Xu Ruxian was meditating on the edge of the cliff, when he felt someone coming, he slowly opened his eyes.

Turning his head, he found that it was Li Shu.

She froze for a moment, then stood up in surprise: "What are you doing here?"

The two were three steps apart. Li Shu spread out his right hand expressionlessly. In his palm was a hairless chick with the size of a fist that was shaking. He answered the wrong question: "Do you know why it has no hair on its body?"

Xu Ruxian frowned, feeling that there was something in Li Shu's words. She hated this kind of beating around the bush and making people guess. It was very annoying, so she said coldly, "Why?"

"Because I set it on fire."

(End of this chapter)