God King's Favorite Concubine
Chapter 222 I really want to slap him to death
Chapter 222 I really want to slap him to death
"You're welcome, it's just a latrine." Ming Beiliang stood still at the door of the third latrine.
A swipe of cold sweat dripped from Lanjue's forehead, thinking that if you don't have to be polite, then you should go to another room. If you stand here, who can pee in it?
After thinking about it, Lan Jue decided to go to the fourth room.
But as soon as he entered, a black figure followed closely, and with a "bang", the door of the latrine was closed.
Chu Xuanye kept staring at Lanjue, ready to pounce forward at all times, but after blinking his eyes, both Lanjue and Ming Beiliang disappeared.
Chu Xuanye shrank his neck, not daring to compete with Ming Beiliang, and quickly got into the third toilet, stuck to the wall, and listened to the movement next door.
When Tuoba Zi came out of the latrine, the men's latrine was already crackling, followed by a loud bang, the fourth men's latrine was exploded, and two figures, one black and one white, leaped out of the room at the same time. rise.
Chu Xuanye was lying on the wall, and now he fell straight forward...
"Hey, hello..." Before the prince could put on his trousers, he lowered his head and saw a person lying beside his feet. He was so frightened that he quickly pulled up his trousers and ran out, "Chu Xuanye, why doesn't this prince usually see that you are a man?" abnormal!"
Chu Xuanye got up from the toilet in disgrace, not knowing what happened just now.
Tuoba Zi saw Ming Beiliang and Lan Jue fighting fiercely in mid-air, and with a flash of his body, he turned and ran towards the warehouse without anyone noticing.
At first, the little meat dumpling was attracted to the warehouse by the scent of the two pills sent by Cui Zhongwang.
After entering the warehouse, he sniffed around, and soon found the gift box containing the pill.
However, after eating the two elixirs, he found that there are more attractive things than the elixirs...gold, jewelry, ancient paintings, famous wines, swords, and some precious herbs, ganoderma, ginseng, spiritual fruits that enhance cultivation, etc. Wait.
In the warehouse, the little meat dumpling walked around the table where the gifts were placed, then climbed onto the table again, ate from the beginning to the end, and then from the end to the end, eating everything that could be eaten into his stomach.
The inedible, as long as he likes it and thinks it is beautiful, he will put it in the small bag without any courtesy.
But after he was full, he found that Mingbai still had a flat stomach.
So, the little meat dumpling slipped down from the desk, trying to climb onto the side shelf to get some food for Ming Bai.
But the shelf was not stable, when he climbed, there was a "boom", the whole shelf fell down, smashing a jar of famous wine.
The servants guarding the warehouse heard the sound and rushed in to check.
"It's no good, Baibai, we've been discovered!" Little Routuanzi hugged the other shelf in fright, and climbed up the shelf desperately. When he saw a gift he liked, he climbed up and didn't forget to put it away. Put it in a small bag.
When the servants pushed open the door of the warehouse and came in, the little meat dumpling had already climbed to the top of the shelf and plunged into a big gift box.
Mingbai didn't have time to run, so he quickly got under the fragments of the broken wine jar, licked the wine, found it delicious, and continued to lick it.
The two servants saw that the warehouse was in a mess, and many gifts were lost, only the boxes remained, so they hurriedly looked for the thieves everywhere.
"It's over, Baibai is still below!" Little Routuanzi hurriedly stuck his head out of the big gift box, put his hands on the edge of the big gift box, and looked down quietly.
But when he picked it up with both hands, the big gift box became heavier on one side and lighter on the other, and suddenly lost its balance. It swayed a few times on the top shelf, and it was precarious.
"The baby is about to fall! Help! Help!" Little Routuanzi yelled in fright, with a slap, and finally fell down with the big gift box gloriously, crushing Mingbai under him.
The two servants saw that it was a brat, one picked him up, and the other rushed to report to Xuanyuan Bai.
"Let go of the baby! Let go of the baby!" Little Routuanzi was very angry, shaking his limbs in the air.
"Little thief, you stole all the things in here?" asked the remaining servant.
When Xiao Routuanzi heard this, he stopped his swinging limbs guiltyly, and pressed the small bag on his shoulder with both hands, "No, the baby didn't steal anything, and he didn't steal anything, not at all!"
When the servants saw that he was clutching the small bag tightly, they immediately reached out to grab it.
Little Routuanzi exerted force on his waist, raised his lower body upwards, and stepped directly on the opponent's face with one foot.
With a scream of "Aww", the servant's face was stamped with a foot, and when he let go of his hand, the little meat dumpling fell to the ground.
"Stinky boy, you want to die!" The servant shouted angrily, and if he chased him, he wanted to catch the little meat dumpling.
"Baby doesn't want to court death!" Little Routuanzi twisted his buttocks and started running around the desk.
The servant chased after him desperately.
Although Xiaoroutuanzi's legs are short, they are very flexible. Whenever he is about to be caught, he burrows to other places and avoids the opponent's hand.
When Xuanyuan Bai and Xuanyuan Yu arrived at the storeroom, the only shelf that was still standing had fallen down, and the gifts fell all over the floor, and the little meat balls crawled into the pile of gifts.
When Xuanyuan Bai saw this scene, he almost lost his breath.
"Father, don't be angry." Xuanyuan Yu saw that it was Little Routuanzi. Although she felt sorry for these nearly destroyed gifts, in order to get Ming Beiliang, she would not blame Little Routuanzi, but supported her father, desperately Caressing his father's back, following his breath.
"T-Take this forceful thing to my Patriarch, drag it out and stick him to death!" Xuanyuan Bai panted out of anger, pointing at the servant who was chasing the little meat dumpling, and said angrily.
"It's not too soon!" Xuanyuan Yu hurriedly winked at the disciples behind him.
Several side branch disciples rushed forward and went to arrest the servant.
The servant was so frightened that he quickly knelt down, "Patriarch, spare your life! Spare me! This kid stole things and made the warehouse like this! Patriarch, spare your life!"
"Quickly drag it on!" Xuanyuan Yu continued to wink and ordered.
Several side branch disciples grabbed the servant and were about to drag him away. The servant desperately shouted for mercy.
Although Xiao Routuanzi didn't know what Zhangzhu was, let him understand, and quickly crawled out of the pile of gifts, stopped in front of those side disciples, raised his head, and said emphatically, "You can't let him die! "
Several disciples of the side branch knew his background, they didn't dare to act rashly, they looked at Xuanyuan Yu.
"Your Highness, this person is very impolite, I will teach him a lesson for you." Xuanyuan Yu looked at the little meat dumpling and smiled lovingly.
"No need, the baby doesn't care about him!" After Xiao Routuanzi finished speaking, he waved his hand and ordered domineeringly to the offspring, "All of you, let go of the baby, and the baby won't let him die!"
Those offshoot disciples looked at Xuanyuan Yu again.
"Your Highness..." Xuanyuan Yu said.
"You don't need to say anything, the baby has already made up his mind, just don't let him die!" Little Routuanzi interrupted her.
Xuanyuan Bai was so angry that he was the emperor's grandson, he couldn't do anything with him, he wanted to kill a servant to relieve his anger, but he refused to let him, he really wanted to slap him to death.
(End of this chapter)
"You're welcome, it's just a latrine." Ming Beiliang stood still at the door of the third latrine.
A swipe of cold sweat dripped from Lanjue's forehead, thinking that if you don't have to be polite, then you should go to another room. If you stand here, who can pee in it?
After thinking about it, Lan Jue decided to go to the fourth room.
But as soon as he entered, a black figure followed closely, and with a "bang", the door of the latrine was closed.
Chu Xuanye kept staring at Lanjue, ready to pounce forward at all times, but after blinking his eyes, both Lanjue and Ming Beiliang disappeared.
Chu Xuanye shrank his neck, not daring to compete with Ming Beiliang, and quickly got into the third toilet, stuck to the wall, and listened to the movement next door.
When Tuoba Zi came out of the latrine, the men's latrine was already crackling, followed by a loud bang, the fourth men's latrine was exploded, and two figures, one black and one white, leaped out of the room at the same time. rise.
Chu Xuanye was lying on the wall, and now he fell straight forward...
"Hey, hello..." Before the prince could put on his trousers, he lowered his head and saw a person lying beside his feet. He was so frightened that he quickly pulled up his trousers and ran out, "Chu Xuanye, why doesn't this prince usually see that you are a man?" abnormal!"
Chu Xuanye got up from the toilet in disgrace, not knowing what happened just now.
Tuoba Zi saw Ming Beiliang and Lan Jue fighting fiercely in mid-air, and with a flash of his body, he turned and ran towards the warehouse without anyone noticing.
At first, the little meat dumpling was attracted to the warehouse by the scent of the two pills sent by Cui Zhongwang.
After entering the warehouse, he sniffed around, and soon found the gift box containing the pill.
However, after eating the two elixirs, he found that there are more attractive things than the elixirs...gold, jewelry, ancient paintings, famous wines, swords, and some precious herbs, ganoderma, ginseng, spiritual fruits that enhance cultivation, etc. Wait.
In the warehouse, the little meat dumpling walked around the table where the gifts were placed, then climbed onto the table again, ate from the beginning to the end, and then from the end to the end, eating everything that could be eaten into his stomach.
The inedible, as long as he likes it and thinks it is beautiful, he will put it in the small bag without any courtesy.
But after he was full, he found that Mingbai still had a flat stomach.
So, the little meat dumpling slipped down from the desk, trying to climb onto the side shelf to get some food for Ming Bai.
But the shelf was not stable, when he climbed, there was a "boom", the whole shelf fell down, smashing a jar of famous wine.
The servants guarding the warehouse heard the sound and rushed in to check.
"It's no good, Baibai, we've been discovered!" Little Routuanzi hugged the other shelf in fright, and climbed up the shelf desperately. When he saw a gift he liked, he climbed up and didn't forget to put it away. Put it in a small bag.
When the servants pushed open the door of the warehouse and came in, the little meat dumpling had already climbed to the top of the shelf and plunged into a big gift box.
Mingbai didn't have time to run, so he quickly got under the fragments of the broken wine jar, licked the wine, found it delicious, and continued to lick it.
The two servants saw that the warehouse was in a mess, and many gifts were lost, only the boxes remained, so they hurriedly looked for the thieves everywhere.
"It's over, Baibai is still below!" Little Routuanzi hurriedly stuck his head out of the big gift box, put his hands on the edge of the big gift box, and looked down quietly.
But when he picked it up with both hands, the big gift box became heavier on one side and lighter on the other, and suddenly lost its balance. It swayed a few times on the top shelf, and it was precarious.
"The baby is about to fall! Help! Help!" Little Routuanzi yelled in fright, with a slap, and finally fell down with the big gift box gloriously, crushing Mingbai under him.
The two servants saw that it was a brat, one picked him up, and the other rushed to report to Xuanyuan Bai.
"Let go of the baby! Let go of the baby!" Little Routuanzi was very angry, shaking his limbs in the air.
"Little thief, you stole all the things in here?" asked the remaining servant.
When Xiao Routuanzi heard this, he stopped his swinging limbs guiltyly, and pressed the small bag on his shoulder with both hands, "No, the baby didn't steal anything, and he didn't steal anything, not at all!"
When the servants saw that he was clutching the small bag tightly, they immediately reached out to grab it.
Little Routuanzi exerted force on his waist, raised his lower body upwards, and stepped directly on the opponent's face with one foot.
With a scream of "Aww", the servant's face was stamped with a foot, and when he let go of his hand, the little meat dumpling fell to the ground.
"Stinky boy, you want to die!" The servant shouted angrily, and if he chased him, he wanted to catch the little meat dumpling.
"Baby doesn't want to court death!" Little Routuanzi twisted his buttocks and started running around the desk.
The servant chased after him desperately.
Although Xiaoroutuanzi's legs are short, they are very flexible. Whenever he is about to be caught, he burrows to other places and avoids the opponent's hand.
When Xuanyuan Bai and Xuanyuan Yu arrived at the storeroom, the only shelf that was still standing had fallen down, and the gifts fell all over the floor, and the little meat balls crawled into the pile of gifts.
When Xuanyuan Bai saw this scene, he almost lost his breath.
"Father, don't be angry." Xuanyuan Yu saw that it was Little Routuanzi. Although she felt sorry for these nearly destroyed gifts, in order to get Ming Beiliang, she would not blame Little Routuanzi, but supported her father, desperately Caressing his father's back, following his breath.
"T-Take this forceful thing to my Patriarch, drag it out and stick him to death!" Xuanyuan Bai panted out of anger, pointing at the servant who was chasing the little meat dumpling, and said angrily.
"It's not too soon!" Xuanyuan Yu hurriedly winked at the disciples behind him.
Several side branch disciples rushed forward and went to arrest the servant.
The servant was so frightened that he quickly knelt down, "Patriarch, spare your life! Spare me! This kid stole things and made the warehouse like this! Patriarch, spare your life!"
"Quickly drag it on!" Xuanyuan Yu continued to wink and ordered.
Several side branch disciples grabbed the servant and were about to drag him away. The servant desperately shouted for mercy.
Although Xiao Routuanzi didn't know what Zhangzhu was, let him understand, and quickly crawled out of the pile of gifts, stopped in front of those side disciples, raised his head, and said emphatically, "You can't let him die! "
Several disciples of the side branch knew his background, they didn't dare to act rashly, they looked at Xuanyuan Yu.
"Your Highness, this person is very impolite, I will teach him a lesson for you." Xuanyuan Yu looked at the little meat dumpling and smiled lovingly.
"No need, the baby doesn't care about him!" After Xiao Routuanzi finished speaking, he waved his hand and ordered domineeringly to the offspring, "All of you, let go of the baby, and the baby won't let him die!"
Those offshoot disciples looked at Xuanyuan Yu again.
"Your Highness..." Xuanyuan Yu said.
"You don't need to say anything, the baby has already made up his mind, just don't let him die!" Little Routuanzi interrupted her.
Xuanyuan Bai was so angry that he was the emperor's grandson, he couldn't do anything with him, he wanted to kill a servant to relieve his anger, but he refused to let him, he really wanted to slap him to death.
(End of this chapter)
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