God King's Favorite Concubine

Chapter 536 Please Don't Look Down on Idiots

Tuoba Cheng mother and daughter were waiting for them at the city gate.

Not long after leaving the city, a fast horse chased after them, and finally ran parallel to their carriage. The man on the horse shouted loudly into the carriage, "Zizi, why did you leave without waiting for me? I ran all the way for nothing!" Palace!"

It was Chu Xuanye's voice.

Princess Le Yuan immediately poked her head out of the carriage, "Aren't you catching up now? There's so much nonsense!"

Princess Le Yuan?

Chu Xuanye was stunned, why is this little ancestor here?

Little Routuanzi also poked his head out of the carriage, watching the excitement and talking openly, "Little Aunt said you owed her money and asked you to ask for it. Have you brought the money?"

When did he owe this princess money?

Chu Xuanye came back to his senses, and hurried to follow, "Princess, when did I owe you money?"

Princess Le Yuan blushed slightly, but proudly raised her chin, "No debt! But, but you have lived in this princess's palace for so long, eating, drinking, and living in this princess's house, don't tell me? Not counting the money owed to the princess!"

"How much, just tell me the amount!" Chu Xuanye was rich and powerful, he didn't want to owe her this favor all the time, and it was best to use money to solve it.

When Princess Le Yuan heard this, she pouted her lips angrily, thinking that this person really has no conscience. When she said she owed money, he just asked for the money without saying anything else!

"You just say a big number, so that he can't pay you back the money!" Little Routuanzi was clever, and saw that Princess Le Yuan didn't want money at all.

Princess Le Yuan felt that it was very reasonable, and said angrily, "If you calculate this amount, I'm afraid your entire Chu family won't be able to pay it!"

"No way, I only lived here for less than two months..." Chu Xuanye frowned. If he had known that the imperial palace was so expensive, he would have slept on the street.

"What's going on in less than two months? If you can't afford it, this princess will let my father copy your entire Chu manor!" Princess Le Yuan was extremely domineering.

Because of the queen's matter, the Chu family is not welcomed by the emperor now, Chu Xuanye is really afraid of her doing this.

Seeing Chu Xuanye's embarrassment, the little meat dumpling lay on the car window and smiled and reminded, "Idiot, you can pay with flesh if you can't afford it!"

Meat compensation?

Princess Le Yuan immediately withdrew her head, lowered her voice and asked, "Little nephew, what is meat compensation?"

Little Routuanzi actually didn't know what meat compensation was, so he blinked his eyes and turned back to Tuoba Zi, "Mother, what is meat compensation?"

Tuoba Zi knocked his son on the head, "If you don't understand, don't make a fuss!"

Little Routuanzi hugged his head, "Mother, if you knock again, Qi'er will be stupid!"

Tuoba Zi angrily threw a sentence at him, "Stupid people also have stupid blessings, please don't look down on fools!"

"..." Xiaoroutuanzi felt that this mother must be a fake.

Soon the carriage arrived at a green grass river.

Everyone got out of the carriage, Tuoba Zi and Tuoba Cheng, mother and daughter, took a walk by the river, Princess Le Yuan seldom went out of the palace, she was so happy that she rolled up her skirt and went to play in the river.

As soon as she entered the water, she saw fish in the water. Princess Le Yuan excitedly turned her head and called Chu Xuanye to go down and help catch the fish.

Chu Xuanye ignored her, and sat on the green grass boredly, holding a piece of dog's tail in his mouth. He thought Zizi asked him out alone, but he didn't expect so many people, so the gap in his heart was a bit big, which led to the proposal. Not interested.

"My little aunt is calling for you, hurry up and help catch fish!" Xiao Routuanzi reminded while sitting by the river, gnawing on the spar.

Chu Xuanye glanced at him, "Why don't you go down and help?"

"I don't know how to catch fish!" Xiaoroutuanzi said.

"I don't know how to catch fish either!" Chu Xuanye also said.

Little Routuanzi blinked, and suddenly asked Tuoba Zi: "Mother, what do we have for lunch?"

"Mother forgot to bring dry food, fish in the river to eat!" Tuoba Zi replied loudly.

The little meat dumpling immediately looked back at Chu Xuanye, "Mother said, I forgot to bring dry food and eat fish at noon. You are the only man here. If you don't go down to catch fish, do we all have to eat grass at noon?"

"You are also a male!" Chu Xuanye reminded.

The little meat dumpling continued to nibble on the spar disapprovingly, "I'm still young, I'm not even high enough to be in the water, you want me to go down and be drowned?"

He simply ignored that he was a dragon and couldn't drown at all.

In order not to starve everyone at noon, Chu Xuanye had no choice but to roll up his trousers and jump into the river to catch fish.

Little Routuanzi was gnawing on the spar vigorously, when he suddenly saw a rabbit grazing in the grass, his eyes lit up, and the remaining half of the spar was thrown out, hitting the rabbit's head.

The rabbit's seven orifices bleed and die.

Little Routuanzi ran over and picked up the rabbit, "Mother, Qier caught a rabbit!"

Tuoba Zi and Tuoba Cheng's mother and daughter walked over to watch.

Then the rabbit was skinned and cleaned, a fire was set up, and the rabbit meat was roasted.

Chu Xuanye and Princess Le Yuan also caught some fish from the river and roasted them on the fire.

Soon the smell of rabbit meat and fish filled the air.

"It smells so good..." A person suddenly came out from behind the tree.

When Xiao Routuanzi saw it, he immediately frowned unhappily, "Why is it you, the white-haired ghost again!"

That's right, the one who came was Lan Jue!

"Mr. Lanjue is also here for an outing?" Tuoba Zi asked.

"Traveling is not exactly. Lan heard that the eldest lady is here, so he came to see the eldest lady." Lanjue said.

"Look at me?" Tuoba Zi raised his eyebrows.

Lan Jue nodded again and again, "It's exactly..."

Tuoba Zi sneered, "What kind of method does Mr. Lanjue want to use to catch me?"

"No, no, Lanmou just wanted to see Missy today, and miss Missy!" Lanjue looked at Tuobazi with admiration.

Little Routuanzi tore off a rabbit leg with all his strength, and directly took the rabbit as a trick, then gnawed it hard, and shouted, "Wow, it smells so good! It's delicious!"

"Nephew, don't worry about eating by yourself, give me a piece too!" Chu Xuanye was drooling at the smell.

Little Routuanzi really put the whole rabbit on the clean silk cloth, cut it open with a dagger, shared a piece with each of them, and finally asked Lanjue kindly, "Do you want it?"

Lan Jue swallowed, "Your Highness can give Lan a piece, of course it would be great!"

Little Routuanzi threw a piece of rabbit butt meat to him.

Lan Jue took the rabbit meat, saw it was the rabbit butt, but let down his vigilance, thinking that the little guy wanted him to eat the rabbit butt meat to humiliate him, so he opened his mouth and bit it.

As a result, in an instant, his whole body felt like he was going to get angry, so hot that he burst into tears, holding up the rabbit's buttocks, "This, this, this..."

For a long time, he couldn't say a word, so he hurried to the river and drank water desperately.

Little Routuanzi smirked triumphantly, "If you want to tease my mother, there is no way! Colorless and tasteless invincible chili powder, so hot that your parents won't even recognize you!"

Tuoba Zi sat down beside his son in relief, and casually ate the rabbit meat.

On the contrary, Chu Xuanye and Princess Le Yuan were curious, and they approached him one after another, and asked in unison, "Why is it so hot that even parents and grandparents can't recognize it?"

This is chili powder, no matter how hot it is, it can't make people deformed, right?
Little Routuanzi chuckled, with a mysterious expression that couldn't be revealed.

Just when Lanjue finished drinking the water in the river and turned around, everyone immediately widened their eyes in fright. This Lanjue was just a handsome man with a gentle and jade-like appearance, with thin lips and sharp edges, and now he is a proper pair of sausages mouth.

"I'll go, this invincible chili powder is really perverted!" Chu Xuanye was simply amazed.

Lanjue ran to the river to have a look again, only then did he realize how ugly he had become.

"Mr. Lanjue, don't come out like this to be scary anymore, you'd better go home and sleep!" Tuoba Zi swallowed a mouthful of rabbit meat, and looked at Lanjue with a smile, the more he watched, the more enjoyable he was.

Everyone also thought that Lan Jue would hide his face and run away, because he was too ugly after all.

But, they all underestimated this person's face!
Lanjue sighed, came to Tuobazi's side, and sat down, "It's rare to have the opportunity to be with the eldest lady, even if Lanmou dies, he is reluctant to leave, not to mention just suffering a little lip injury!"

Suffered a little injury?
This person is really thick-skinned, so ruining his image, he still can't hide.

The person who was most unhappy was Little Routuanzi, who glared at Lanjue angrily, thinking about how to get rid of this annoying fox.

But before he could think of a solution, he saw that Lanjue suddenly grabbed his mother's wrist, and the little Routuanzi's eyes widened angrily, and he rushed to grab his mother's hand.

"Qi'er, Mr. Lanjue just wants to see if Niangqin is a whole person or half a person, just let him see, Niangqin will not lose a piece of skin or flesh..." Tuoba Zi casually said Said to the son who rushed over.

It's not a surprise that Lan Jue, Tuoba Zi is so smart, she must be able to guess her intention when he suddenly grabbed her wrist.

"Mr. Lanjue, am I a whole person now, or half a person?" Tuobazi asked with a smile but not a smile when Lanjue finished his pulse.

Lanjue also replied with a half-smile: "Miss is not a whole person, let alone half a person, but two people!"

That's natural, she still has one in her stomach now!
Tuoba Zi smiled, "Mr. Lanjue took the pulse, do you want to catch me?"

Lan Jue also smiled, "Lan Mou just wants to invite the eldest lady to visit the Fox Clan."

"What if I don't go?"

"Lan will invite you again."

"Oh, is that so?" A dagger suddenly appeared in Tuoba Zi's hand, his smile faded, the dagger flashed coldly, and slashed directly at Lanjue's neck, "Whether you can invite me depends on whether you have that Got it!"

Lanjue flashed back quickly.

Tuoba Zi made a slash with the dagger, and with a spin of his body, the sharp blade pressed against Lanjue's abdomen again.

As soon as Lan Jue grasped her hand holding the dagger, a strange smile suddenly appeared on his face, Tuoba Zi's strength was naturally inferior to his, as long as he pulled her forward, he could bring her into his arms.

Thinking about it this way, he did the same thing. With a sudden force on his arm, he pulled Tuoba Zi forward...

When he thought that Tuoba Zi would definitely jump into his arms, Tuoba Zi turned around strangely, and by some unknown method, he escaped from his hand and even touched the token on his chest.

"Shangjun Yuling..." Tuoba Zi retreated to a safe distance, stared at the words on the token, and curled his lips cunningly.

Seeing this scene, Bai Xun, who was in the dark, became angry for a while. She finally knew why Lan Jue couldn't catch Tuoba Zi. He was just teasing Tuoba Zi when he could get it just now.

The color makes the mind faint!

Bai Xun was so angry that he walked out of the dark...

(End of this chapter)