King of Liao at the end of Han Dynasty

Chapter 572
Seeing that the Youliao army on the opposite side is full of energy, and then looking at the soldiers under his command, most of them are sluggish, the ground is full of horse excrement and urine, and the stench is suffocating. The anger in Liu Biao's heart can't be described by a single word, immediately dial the horse He pointed at the Youliao army who hadn't stood still and shouted: "Li Lin, you idiot! Why are you so rude and so late! Are you treating the war like a joke? You are not a son of man!"

Li Lin shook his head and smiled when he heard the words, sat on the horseback, cupped his hands very politely, and said lightly: "It is not my subordinate who treats the war as a trifle, but the envoy, who leads the army to invade our territory, only to cause the disaster of war, Do you feel guilty for harming innocent people?" Li Lin said this very irritatingly, but Li Lin was very polite on the surface, while Liu Biao was just cursing when he came up, although you are here like a funny You waited for a long time, but you are uneducated. For a while, Liu Biao and Li Lin formed a sharp contrast, and the Youliao army looked at Liu Biao with disgust.

Seeing Liu Biao's rude remarks, Xu Miao beside him wanted to speak out for Li Lin to ridicule Liu Biao, but now seeing Li Lin's words made him walk away, he nodded secretly in his heart and said, "My lord's ability to satirize people, he dares to recognize the first in the world. Two, but no one dares to be number one!"

"Okay!" Liu Biao's face turned red from anger, and he pointed his whip at Li Lin, and shouted angrily, "Let me ask you. Why did you come so late during the war? What did you do in the camp?"

"Oh, ask me what I do, that's too much!" Li Lin looked at Liu Biao's evil smile, and said slowly: "Not only today, but Zida made a five-day agreement with the envoy, but Lin can't do it." There are a lot of things to deal with the envoy, if the envoy wants to know, go to the people in your camp and inquire about it quickly! Haha..."

Seeing Li Lin laughing, Liu Biao was full of greetings in his heart. Why is Li Lin so different from five days ago? Five days ago, he was like a ruffian. Why is he so polite today? No, there must be something strange in it. Li Lin asked himself to inquire about the news, Liu Biao immediately turned around and asked the people behind him, "Is there any news in the camp these few days?"

Cai Mao cupped his hands and said, "Report to Your Majesty, there will be no major incidents within five days, and all major political issues have been reported to Your Majesty!"

Liu Biao turned his head, looked at Li Lin suspiciously, and said angrily, "Huh! Li Yuanjie, don't confuse me here. There is nothing wrong in a certain camp. Why do you say such a thing!"

Li Lin smiled and said: "Haha, I said, Mr. Shi, your intelligence is too underdeveloped. According to my estimation, this news should have reached your ears, right?"

"You! Li Yuanjie! What the hell are you talking about!" Liu Biao listened with bruises on his forehead. How could he fail to hear the teasing meaning in Li Lin's words?Not to mention him, even the generals behind him were full of indignation, but only Kuai Yue's angry face was false, and he was looking at Li Lin with great interest.

"Li Yuanjie!" Liu Biao took a deep breath, looked at Li Lin and said in a deep voice, "I need to know that you are also a well-known person in the world, and you even resorted to Mr. You'an, why did you behave so rudely and told me to wait here?" After waiting for three full hours, I really know that you want to consume the strength of our soldiers, but such a cunning plan is not the work of a real man!"

"Your envoy misunderstood." Li Lin was full of astonishment, spreading his hands in confusion and said, "Your envoy only invited me to wait for today's battle, but he didn't say what time it is, so how do I know? I'm afraid it's too early!"

"It's early?" Liu Biao laughed back angrily when he heard the words, pointing to the sun that had already started to set, he sneered and said, "Li Yuanjie, why didn't you come later, when the time comes for you and my army to fight with torches at night, it would be a good idea." A beautiful story!"

"I really don't know what Shijun wants to do like this!" Li Lin suddenly realized that Liu Biao liked to fight at night, and then he turned around and said to Xu Miao annoyedly: "Look at you, I said Shijun is very human, Don't be impatient, I wanted to sleep peacefully, but you have to pull me up!"

"Eh... this..." Xu Miao was speechless immediately after hearing Li Lin's words. He was also a little embarrassed in front of tens of thousands of people, but he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart. This Li Lin's skill of beating back is really perfect, Liu Biao His face was already green with anger.

"Oh, that's right!" As if he suddenly remembered something, Li Lin asked Liu Biao in surprise: "The envoy said that the battle is at noon, why is it three o'clock! Why not at another time, when I saw the soldiers under my command finish eating Fan, looking lazy, that's why I asked them to rest for a while, so you don't mind?"

"I mind very much!" Glancing at Li Lin, Liu Biao gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Li Lin! Since ancient times, we have fought at noon, just because that is when the soldiers are most energetic. Don't you know it for so many years?" Liu Biao directly called Li Lin by his name, and it seemed that Liu Biao was really angry at Li Lin.

"Oh, is that so?" Li Lin turned to Xu Miao beside him in surprise, "Jingshan, what happened?"

You still come to ask me?You have been fighting for more than ten years, how can you still not know this?Xu Miao had a strange look on his face, coughed and said, "Ahem! That...my lord! It's true!"

"Hmph!" Liu Biao heard Xu Miao's words, sneered and watched Li Lin's answer.

Unexpectedly, Li Lin opened his mouth, smiled at Liu Biao, and said quite lightly: "I'm so sorry, I really don't know, I used to rarely make appointments with others to fight, usually I came , and then the enemy ran away, it’s that simple, I didn’t expect it to be so troublesome to fight with the envoy! Or... Envoy, you should go back to the camp to hear if there is any urgent news, and look behind you Those flatterers are too uneducated, you have to take good care of them, they still defecate everywhere, you see, the environment of Kanshanpo is so good, you get the smell of horse urine everywhere, isn't it too rude Huh? Go back and take good care of the war horses at home! How about this, everyone is tired today, how about... I will fight tomorrow?"

"You!" Liu sneered on the surface and froze, hey!What is this Li Lin talking about, let’s be cynic and sarcastic, and ask to fight again tomorrow, my war horse is peeing everywhere, and you still say that my war horse has no tutor, what’s the matter, you still give your war horse a tutoring class?Still fighting tomorrow?What are you kidding?I have been waiting here for three hours in vain, just waiting for your words to fight tomorrow?

Liu Biao immediately said angrily: "Li Yuanjie! You don't want to spout blood. You came three hours late. The soldiers under the command can wait, but the horses under the command can wait. Could it be Li Yuanjie, do you think animals are like people?"

Liu Biao's words caught Li Lin's attention. Li Lin's amiable smiling face immediately became furious, and he said angrily, "Liu Biao! Why don't you know that this war horse is the closest friend of our army? You don't have a war horse under your crotch. Waiting for how to rush, how to cross mountains and rivers to attack me, do you rely on your two legs to pull food and weapons? Tell you, I, Li Yuanjie, regard the soldiers under my command as brothers, and even more so the war horse under my crotch. Brother, my brother has saved my life countless times, and my war horse has also saved my life, why should I not treat him as a human being!" Li Lin waved his hand and pointed to the army behind him, and then Carefully stroking the mane of the war horse under his crotch a few times, the war horse ordered and sneezed.

And Li Lin's words also infected the soldiers behind him, especially the cavalry. There was a saying among the cavalry that the horse is alive and the horse is dead. The most important thing is that everyone, like Li Lin, looked at Liu Biao with disdain, and touched their own flattery lovingly.

Liu Biao was stunned. He didn't expect that Li Lin would catch his speech problem. He was speechless when he scolded him like this. But when Li Lin and Liu Biao were confronting each other, a messenger quickly rushed up from behind. , regardless of the horse dung in this place, seeing Liu Biao talking with Li Lin, he immediately went to Kuai Yue's side and whispered, "Lord Kuai, urgent report from Runan!"

"Oh?" Kuai Yue said, could this be what Li Lin reminded his lord to pay attention to in the camp?Immediately, the messenger handed it over to Xin. After reading it, he was shocked, "This... this Li Yuanjie actually went to Runan in five days!"

"Yi Du, what did you say?" Cai Mao, who was on the side, became alert when he heard it, and asked immediately.

"Huh!" With a sigh of relief, Kuai Yue shook his head and handed the letter to Cai Mao, who was of course shocked when he took it over to read, Kuai Yue said in a low voice, "What exactly does Li Yuanjie mean? Unfathomable, countless troops of the King of Chu went after a little Liu Xuande! They also beheaded Cao Pi's general Xiahou Dun! Why on earth!"

Cai Mao frowned and said, "Yi Du, report this matter to the king quickly, there must be something wrong with Li Lin daring to do this!"

Kuai Yue nodded and did not speak. He rode his horse to Liu Biao's side. Liu Biao was already in a verbal battle with Li Lin, and he was defeated for the second time. Li Lin used completely different methods both times. How could Liu Biao Grasping the rules, I just moved east and west in time, and Liu Biao's head was in a daze. In addition, Liu Biao had already waited for three hours, and he felt that he was about to faint. After all, he was so old... …

When Kuai Yue came to Liu Biao's side, he immediately handed the letter to Liu Bei, and then whispered a few words into Liu Biao's ear. Of course, Liu Biao's complexion changed suddenly, his eyebrows trembled with anger, he pointed at Li Lin and shouted: "Rebel, I can't wait to hate you, you dare to ignore the [-] army of Gu and go to attack Runan! The treacherous villain, even when you are about to fight with me, you want to attack Gucheng. Are you trustworthy?" ?”

(End of this chapter)