my fingers can swallow attributes

Chapter 105
"Woof..." Xiao Huihui yelled at Li Shuai and bit...

It seems to be saying: "Fatty, what are you screaming about so early in the morning? My master is disturbed, I really want to bite your fat!"

Li Shuai was so frightened that he immediately shut up...

At this time, because Fang Lingling had slept all night, she was also woken up.

She slowly opened her sleepy eyes.

This night, because she had a shoulder to pillow on, she slept very sweetly.

It just feels like the head is being pressed by something heavy, and it feels a little uncomfortable.

She wanted to twist her stiff jade neck, but she couldn't.

After waking up, she realized that it was no wonder her head was heavy and her neck was stiff!

Hmph, it turned out that this really invisible Ye Xiaolong actually used her head as a pillow to sleep on!
"Get up! It's dawn!" Police flower house Lingling shouted while nudging Ye Xiaolong.

Ye Xiaolong yawned, opened his eyes, raised his head, and saw that Li Shuai was turning his fat body around, looking at him and Fang Lingling eagerly...

"Negative emotional value from Li Shuai, +666..."

Ye Xiaolong checked his own system panel casually, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, he was shocked when he saw it!

Dozens of pages were swiped full of emotional value income records on the system panel, all of which came from Li Shuai's negative emotional value records...

This is so weird, it’s like playing an online game when you’re offline and you’re going to bed, but when you wake up the next morning and get on the computer, you suddenly find that there’s a lot of garbage on your game account for no apparent reason. Are you surprised by the income of [-] gold coins?
While Ye Xiaolong was pleasantly surprised, he also felt that it was really rare for this narrow-minded and jealous Li Shuai to be able to drive the car to his destination while having so much resentment towards him that night.

After waking up, Ye Xiaolong still did not forget to be proud of Li Shuai.

He lazily said: "Hey, fat senior, why is your car driving so slowly? The original plan was to arrive here at around [-] o'clock in the morning today. Why did you arrive at the destination at dawn? You, the driver His driving skills are not good! Miss Fang and I are not comfortable sleeping in the back seat! The car is still very bumpy!"

"Yes!" Fang Lingling asked Li Shuai inexplicably while rubbing her right temple and right cheekbone that were reddened by Ye Xiaolong's pillow with her jade hands:

"Xiaolong is right! Why is your car driving so slowly?"

"Huh?!" Li Shuai...

"Negative emotional value from Li Shuai, +999..."

Li Shuai felt: Baby is suffering!Baby, what the hell, who are you going to reason with?
The... dog, man, and woman in the back seat of your car! !
After resting comfortably in the back for the night, now accusing me of driving so slowly? !Don't I want to hurry up?Don't I want to hurry to the place and separate the two of you who have slept together all night?

Li Shuai stared at Ye Xiaolong with a sleepy face, and said angrily: "You think I want to drive all night! When you were sleeping, I was stuck in traffic on the expressway for an hour. After getting off the expressway and entering the national highway, the road ahead It took me another three hours to detour the country road before I came here!"

When Fang Lingling heard this, she sympathized with Li Shuai and showed a very understanding smile.

Li Shuai complained again: "What the hell, the local people don't repair the road sooner or later, but they just catch up with me driving here, so they build the road!"

"O! That's it!" Ye Xiaolong said disdainfully: "Then I can only blame you for memorizing the idea! Memorizing the idea, you can't resent the society!"

"The negative emotion value from Li Shuai, +999."

Li Shuai, who is also in Yangcheng city, of course knows what Ye Xiaolong's dialect "Dian Zi mei" means.It means "bad life".

Li Shuai stared at Ye Xiaolong and thought about it for a while.I used to 'do not recite ideas', but after meeting Ye Xiaolong, I seem to 'recite ideas'...

"Ye Xiaolong!" Li Shuai roared angrily, "You slept comfortably in the back seat all night!! I drove the car hard all night, and you still say that I'm not good enough, you are a man , isn't it a bit unkind?"

"I've always been kind!" Ye Xiaolong said unmoved: "It's because I'm kind that I always like to tell the truth! Of course, I know that the truth is not as good as flattery!
But, fat man, you need to know the truth of 'loyal words are harmful to the ear and good for deeds'!My biggest advantage as a person is that I am sincere to people and always tell the truth!
For example, I call you 'fatty' just to let you know that your body is obviously obese!There is an implied nudge to encourage you to lose weight earlier.Otherwise, with your body size comparable to that of a fat pig, it will be difficult to find a life partner! "

"Huh?!" Li Shuai was speechless from Ye Xiaolong's anger.What the hell, what you Ye Xiaolong said, you still claim to be 'loyal words are harsh to the ear and good for deeds'!What the hell, every word of yours hurts my heart!do you know

You still dare to mention my physical shortcomings in front of my goddess in Li Shuai's heart and lover of my dreams, Fang Lingling, what the hell, you are clearly disgusting in person!

"The negative emotion value from Li Shuai, +999."

Li Shuai immediately yelled unconvinced: "Ye Xiaolong, be careful what you say! Whether I can find a life partner is none of your business?! Besides, what's wrong with me being fat? I'm fat but I'm kind-hearted! I don't believe it anymore , although I gained a little weight, but I am not ugly, I don't believe it! Can I still find a beautiful partner?"

"Hehe..." Ye Xiaolong smiled kindly and said leisurely: "Back then, when the second senior brother was in Gao Laozhuang, he was as confident as you are now!"

"Huh?!" Li Shuai nodded.At that time, he didn't realize what Ye Xiaolong meant.However, he knew that Ye Xiaolong was a dog who couldn't spit out ivory, so it would definitely not be a good word!

"Hee hee..." Fang Lingling smiled on her beautiful face...

She understood what Ye Xiaolong said to Li Shuai.Who is the "Second Senior Brother" in Gao Laozhuang?Isn't it Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West"?At this time, Ye Xiaolong said in disguise, Fatty Li Shuai is Zhu Bajie!
However, Miss Jinghua also felt that Ye Xiaolong called fat Shuai Li a Zhu Bajie in a disguised form. Although the idea was quite novel, it also made people laugh unconsciously, but after all, it was a bit inappropriate to joke that Li Shuai was fat.

She immediately tightened her face.Pretending to be serious!

"That's enough, that's enough!!" Lingling, the police flower house at the side, persuaded: "You two should stop arguing! Let's come to Jiusha Mountain, and we still have serious things to do! Let's go up the mountain!"

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(End of this chapter)