Xiaoqingmei, the sweetness is just right
Chapter 243 Straight Male Cancer
Chapter 243 Straight Male Cancer
The woman in black cast a leering glance at Ji Yi'an, who was sitting next to him watching a play, and shook the bank card in front of them provocatively before handing it to the clerk, "Ba! I want a 999 color, please pack it for me." stand up!"
Obviously, the woman in black didn't take what Shu Junyan said just now.
As a result, neither Ji Yian nor Shu Junyan were indifferent to her words.
The clerk glanced at her, then at Shu Junyan who was standing aside coldly, and rejected the woman in black with a smile, "Miss, I'm sorry, this gentleman has already ordered the goods here, and the new ones will be available in about two weeks." The goods have arrived, why don't you look at other color numbers?"
——The implication is obvious, you are one step late, please come earlier next time.
When the woman in black heard the words, she said angrily, "Can he afford him?"
The clerk looked at her, smiled and said nothing.
Compared with the list of one lipstick and the list of almost hundreds of lipsticks, a fool only knows which one to choose.
Besides, she is indeed a latecomer.
Of course Ji Yi'an and Shu Junyan wouldn't take to heart what these insignificant people said when they said something out of hand.
"Can you hurry up? We are in a hurry, thank you!"
Shu Junyan put one hand in his pocket, and tapped the counter with the other to remind the clerk.
He didn't mind waiting a little longer, but he didn't like being surrounded by so many irrelevant people watching a play.
——That's right, at some point, there was already a large group of busybodies around.
Chinese people have such a little hobby——
Wherever there is excitement, go there.
So in just a few minutes, a large group of spectators gathered around.
The woman in black saw that there were spectators around her, she moved her eyebrows and eyes, and suddenly she was not in a hurry to leave, and just sat there motionless as if she was watching a play——
She wants to see if these two poor people can really afford so many lipsticks.
With so many people watching, I can't afford to be ashamed at that time, it's so beautiful!
The clerk was relieved to see that several of them had maintained their dignity and harmony——
If a customer had an argument at her counter, no matter what the cause was, it was because she wasn't doing a good job.
Fortunately, the matter had subsided for the time being, and the clerk turned around and quickly counted the number of lipsticks, packed them neatly, and reported the total, unit price, and total price to Junyan.
After hearing the amount of lipstick and the not-so-small total amount, the woman in black raised her eyebrows sarcastically, and was about to taunt him about whether he had enough money.
But Shu Junyan picked up his phone without saying a word, and directly scanned the QR code to pay.
Then the sound of successful payment sounded in the store...
Everyone: "..."
Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Shu Junyan walked towards Ji Yi'an, put the big bag of lipstick in her arms, and said in a high-pitched and domineering tone——
"Whatever you want, brother will buy it for you!"
The clerk Xingxingyan: "..."
hiss! ! !
Although this is someone else's boyfriend!
However, she still finds it very sweet!
So handsome!
It's too sweet!
The eyes of the woman in black breathed fire: "..."
Is this person crazy? !
He bought so many lipsticks of the same color by himself, can she use them up? !
However, when her eyes met the mocking eyes of the surrounding audience, she suddenly became sober.
The face of the woman in black instantly turned pale, and she didn't dare to say anything anymore. She turned around and was about to hide her face and leave when she suddenly saw the shopping bag on the ground.
She ran back in a hurry, covered her face with those shopping bags, and left this place of right and wrong in desperation.
***
on the way home.
Ji Yian glanced at the big bag of lipstick in his arms and was speechless, her brother is really——
If you don't make a move, you're done, and if you make a move, it will be a blockbuster.
With so many lipsticks, even if her whole body is full of mouths, she will still have to use them up.
"Give some to your classmates and friends."
Shu Junyan raised his eyebrows, thinking that this is nothing——
Don't these girls have a lot of lipstick in their hands?
Lu Shiyuan always complained to him, saying that Tong Qianxiao was buying lipstick all day long, not only the dressing table in the room was almost out of place.
There are even a bunch of them in the bathroom.
He saw that the little girl usually wore no makeup, as if she didn't wear much makeup.
Although he thinks that the little girl is extremely beautiful even without makeup.
However, other girls have them, how could his little girl not have them?
It must be arranged!
What the little girl lacked, he made up for it all. Since she didn't have any lipstick, he simply bought a few more at once.
……
Fortunately, he didn't say these words, otherwise, Ji Yi'an might have to vomit blood directly.
Although it seems that she is not far from vomiting blood.
Ji Yi'an: "...The problem is that it's the same color number!"
Girls love lipstick, but who would buy a lot of lipsticks of the same color number!
Shu Junyan frowned, thought for a while, and asked her hesitantly, "Aren't lipsticks all red?"
Ji Yi'an: "..."
She finally understood why there are so many girls on the Internet complaining about straight men who all look at lipsticks in the same color.
Mainly, it sounds like you want to hit someone.
***
After returning to school, Ji Yi'an handed Duan Xi a lipstick of the D family's 999 color. Duan Xi was surprised at first, and then ecstatic.
"Is this a birthday present for me?"
"Thank you so much! Yi'an! I love you so much!"
Duan Xi, who was in ecstasy, hugged Ji Yian and pretended to kiss him madly, Ji Yian was so scared that he almost ran away with his head in his arms.
After finally calming down, she didn't care that she was in the classroom, and immediately took out a small mirror from her schoolbag, and painted the 999 color number on the mirror that she had been thinking about for half a year.
As a result, before she had time to appreciate her beauty, she saw Ji Yi'an took out another lipstick of the D family's 999 color and handed it to Chen Yingyu who was sitting next to her.
Chen Yingyu was flattered, and stammered a little: "I, I have it too?"
Duan Xi's lipstick is a birthday present, but her birthday has already passed.
Ji Yi'an nodded, "Well, it's for you."
Chen Yingyu was a little embarrassed and said in a low voice: "This lipstick is not cheap, will it cost you too much?"
Although a lipstick is only a few hundred yuan, it is not expensive, but it is not cheap.
Bought two at once, and Ji Yian's living expenses have gone down a lot.
It's not a year or a festival, and Chen Yingyu is somewhat embarrassed to accept such a precious thing suddenly.
And she has no gift to repay Ji Yi'an.
"Damn! What is this, Yi'an, it should be bought at a special price, right? Is the mall doing buy one get one free?"
Duan Xi couldn't hear that Chen Yingyu was so fussy about accepting a gift, so he immediately put his shoulders on her shoulders, winking at Ji Yi'an secretly.
Ji Yi'an was silent, then nodded, "Yes."
The actual truth, Ji Yian himself was too embarrassed to say it——
The truth is even more outrageous than buy one get one free.
(End of this chapter)
The woman in black cast a leering glance at Ji Yi'an, who was sitting next to him watching a play, and shook the bank card in front of them provocatively before handing it to the clerk, "Ba! I want a 999 color, please pack it for me." stand up!"
Obviously, the woman in black didn't take what Shu Junyan said just now.
As a result, neither Ji Yian nor Shu Junyan were indifferent to her words.
The clerk glanced at her, then at Shu Junyan who was standing aside coldly, and rejected the woman in black with a smile, "Miss, I'm sorry, this gentleman has already ordered the goods here, and the new ones will be available in about two weeks." The goods have arrived, why don't you look at other color numbers?"
——The implication is obvious, you are one step late, please come earlier next time.
When the woman in black heard the words, she said angrily, "Can he afford him?"
The clerk looked at her, smiled and said nothing.
Compared with the list of one lipstick and the list of almost hundreds of lipsticks, a fool only knows which one to choose.
Besides, she is indeed a latecomer.
Of course Ji Yi'an and Shu Junyan wouldn't take to heart what these insignificant people said when they said something out of hand.
"Can you hurry up? We are in a hurry, thank you!"
Shu Junyan put one hand in his pocket, and tapped the counter with the other to remind the clerk.
He didn't mind waiting a little longer, but he didn't like being surrounded by so many irrelevant people watching a play.
——That's right, at some point, there was already a large group of busybodies around.
Chinese people have such a little hobby——
Wherever there is excitement, go there.
So in just a few minutes, a large group of spectators gathered around.
The woman in black saw that there were spectators around her, she moved her eyebrows and eyes, and suddenly she was not in a hurry to leave, and just sat there motionless as if she was watching a play——
She wants to see if these two poor people can really afford so many lipsticks.
With so many people watching, I can't afford to be ashamed at that time, it's so beautiful!
The clerk was relieved to see that several of them had maintained their dignity and harmony——
If a customer had an argument at her counter, no matter what the cause was, it was because she wasn't doing a good job.
Fortunately, the matter had subsided for the time being, and the clerk turned around and quickly counted the number of lipsticks, packed them neatly, and reported the total, unit price, and total price to Junyan.
After hearing the amount of lipstick and the not-so-small total amount, the woman in black raised her eyebrows sarcastically, and was about to taunt him about whether he had enough money.
But Shu Junyan picked up his phone without saying a word, and directly scanned the QR code to pay.
Then the sound of successful payment sounded in the store...
Everyone: "..."
Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Shu Junyan walked towards Ji Yi'an, put the big bag of lipstick in her arms, and said in a high-pitched and domineering tone——
"Whatever you want, brother will buy it for you!"
The clerk Xingxingyan: "..."
hiss! ! !
Although this is someone else's boyfriend!
However, she still finds it very sweet!
So handsome!
It's too sweet!
The eyes of the woman in black breathed fire: "..."
Is this person crazy? !
He bought so many lipsticks of the same color by himself, can she use them up? !
However, when her eyes met the mocking eyes of the surrounding audience, she suddenly became sober.
The face of the woman in black instantly turned pale, and she didn't dare to say anything anymore. She turned around and was about to hide her face and leave when she suddenly saw the shopping bag on the ground.
She ran back in a hurry, covered her face with those shopping bags, and left this place of right and wrong in desperation.
***
on the way home.
Ji Yian glanced at the big bag of lipstick in his arms and was speechless, her brother is really——
If you don't make a move, you're done, and if you make a move, it will be a blockbuster.
With so many lipsticks, even if her whole body is full of mouths, she will still have to use them up.
"Give some to your classmates and friends."
Shu Junyan raised his eyebrows, thinking that this is nothing——
Don't these girls have a lot of lipstick in their hands?
Lu Shiyuan always complained to him, saying that Tong Qianxiao was buying lipstick all day long, not only the dressing table in the room was almost out of place.
There are even a bunch of them in the bathroom.
He saw that the little girl usually wore no makeup, as if she didn't wear much makeup.
Although he thinks that the little girl is extremely beautiful even without makeup.
However, other girls have them, how could his little girl not have them?
It must be arranged!
What the little girl lacked, he made up for it all. Since she didn't have any lipstick, he simply bought a few more at once.
……
Fortunately, he didn't say these words, otherwise, Ji Yi'an might have to vomit blood directly.
Although it seems that she is not far from vomiting blood.
Ji Yi'an: "...The problem is that it's the same color number!"
Girls love lipstick, but who would buy a lot of lipsticks of the same color number!
Shu Junyan frowned, thought for a while, and asked her hesitantly, "Aren't lipsticks all red?"
Ji Yi'an: "..."
She finally understood why there are so many girls on the Internet complaining about straight men who all look at lipsticks in the same color.
Mainly, it sounds like you want to hit someone.
***
After returning to school, Ji Yi'an handed Duan Xi a lipstick of the D family's 999 color. Duan Xi was surprised at first, and then ecstatic.
"Is this a birthday present for me?"
"Thank you so much! Yi'an! I love you so much!"
Duan Xi, who was in ecstasy, hugged Ji Yian and pretended to kiss him madly, Ji Yian was so scared that he almost ran away with his head in his arms.
After finally calming down, she didn't care that she was in the classroom, and immediately took out a small mirror from her schoolbag, and painted the 999 color number on the mirror that she had been thinking about for half a year.
As a result, before she had time to appreciate her beauty, she saw Ji Yi'an took out another lipstick of the D family's 999 color and handed it to Chen Yingyu who was sitting next to her.
Chen Yingyu was flattered, and stammered a little: "I, I have it too?"
Duan Xi's lipstick is a birthday present, but her birthday has already passed.
Ji Yi'an nodded, "Well, it's for you."
Chen Yingyu was a little embarrassed and said in a low voice: "This lipstick is not cheap, will it cost you too much?"
Although a lipstick is only a few hundred yuan, it is not expensive, but it is not cheap.
Bought two at once, and Ji Yian's living expenses have gone down a lot.
It's not a year or a festival, and Chen Yingyu is somewhat embarrassed to accept such a precious thing suddenly.
And she has no gift to repay Ji Yi'an.
"Damn! What is this, Yi'an, it should be bought at a special price, right? Is the mall doing buy one get one free?"
Duan Xi couldn't hear that Chen Yingyu was so fussy about accepting a gift, so he immediately put his shoulders on her shoulders, winking at Ji Yi'an secretly.
Ji Yi'an was silent, then nodded, "Yes."
The actual truth, Ji Yian himself was too embarrassed to say it——
The truth is even more outrageous than buy one get one free.
(End of this chapter)
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