Xiaoshou, be good, open the door

Zhao Wei looked at Zhao Chenxi in surprise: "Are you alright? The joy of being rich, I think, is the horror of a cliff. Buy it quickly. I get goosebumps all over my body."

"Haha, Zhao Wei, it turns out that you are afraid of molluscs. I just think that these are piles of goods in the hands of others, but they become delicious delicacies that can be eaten happily in our hands. Isn't their work the same as selling them?" hapiness?"

"Zhao Chenxi, you are the literary youth."

After Zhao Weigang finished speaking, the literary youth picked up a crab leg and asked the owner of the seafood shop: "Uncle, how much is this crab?"

"Others ask for 45, you give 40 and you win."

"Let's make it cheaper, others sell it for 35."

"Young man, look at my crab, it's fresh, don't check it (I'm not lying to you), if it doesn't taste good, bring it back to me."

It was the first time for Zhao Wei to hear Zhao Chenxi speak his hometown dialect. It had a strong smell of clams, and Zhao Wei’s intestines almost burst out of laughter. He really wanted to invite young artists to recite in Qingdao dialect "Facing the sea, spring is warm." bloom."

Zhao Wei kept smiling until he returned home.

Zhao Chenxi was washing the octopus in the kitchen. Zhao Wei watched the long tentacles with suction cups squirming back and forth on the back of Zhao Chenxi's hand, and felt so sick that he wanted to vomit: "Zhao Chenxi, you're about to destroy that thing, Mr. Zhao and I Unbearable."

"Zhao Wei, you are only so courageous. Come here and try it. It won't sting you. I heard that there are octopuses weighing dozens of kilograms. What would it look like?"

"Fuck, stop talking."

This meal is really a seafood feast with Qingdao characteristics.

Blanch the octopus in water, cut it into sections and put it on a plate, dip it in horseradish, one dish of steamed crab, one dish of microwave-baked shrimp, one dish of fried conch meat with pepper, one dish of spicy clams, one dish of small fragrant snails, and one dish of prawns One dish of tiger, one dish of braised mackerel, and the only green vegetable is lettuce.

Zhao Wei has never eaten any kind of seafood, but this is the first time he ate so many local seafood at once. He drank ice-cold Tsingtao beer by himself, and chatted with Zhao Chenxi about some light-hearted topics. Not to mention how indulgent it is, but extreme joy begets sorrow, Zhao Wei is allergic to seafood.

A large area of ​​red rash appeared on the face and body, itchy and painful, and swollen. Seeing Zhao Wei scratching his heart and lungs, Zhao Chenxi was terrified, and dragged Zhao Wei to the hospital without saying a word .

In the car, Zhao Wei was still weak and stubborn: "It's okay, Zhao Chenxi, you are making too much fuss, the itching is..."

"Itching is a noble feeling, and scratching is an elegant gesture. Zhao Wei, you should change to fresh ones. Allergies to foreign proteins in seafood will kill you."

The little nurse in the hospital was very impressed with these two handsome guys. Seeing that Zhao Chenxi was registering, she asked, "Why are you here again?"

Zhao Wei hid behind Zhao Chenxi, his face was swollen like a half-pull pig's head, and the little nurse understood with just one glance: "Is it allergic to seafood? You guys, eat seafood and drink beer, and you still have gout. Come on, no need to register. I will lead you there."

There are people in the imperial court who are good at being officials. They broke away from the long queue and walked directly into the doctor's consulting room. The nurse said to the doctor, "Doctor Hu, this is my cousin, please show me."

It is estimated that the doctor sees such patients all day long, prescribes medicine on the computer, and quickly puts on an IV for Zhao Wei. Zhao Chenxi kept saying thank you, and the little nurse smiled sweetly: "Then please I'll eat."

Zhao Wei was upset in his heart, thinking that girls nowadays are so unscrupulous. Grandpa Zhao Wei was still poisoned and drank old vinegar. At that moment, he roared charmingly: "Chenxi, I am itchy."

Zhao Chenxi's heart trembled when he called him, and his heart stopped beating for half a second. The nurse suddenly realized something, looked at the charm in the narrow eyes of the pig's head, opened her mouth wide, and pointed at Zhao Wei: " You, you are... you are all handsome guys, so cute."

"What is it?" Zhao Chenxi looked at the nurse's appearance when he saw the flying fairy outside the sky, and felt that the world was getting more and more unreasonable, but he still had to bite the bullet and serve that even more unreasonable big man.