Xiaoshou, be good, open the door

After a while, Zhao Chenxi's aunt also came back. When she saw Zhao Wei, she was excited and said that Zhao Wei looked like a Korean star. The eldest aunt is the kind of woman who loves Korean dramas. Seeing Zhao Wei's long eyes, single eyelids, thin lips, After thinking about it, I wanted to date a celebrity, but I just couldn't remember the name, and in the end Zhao Chenxi's mother said, "Like Zhao Yincheng?"

"Ah, that's right, I just can't remember it with a tie around my mouth (I can't remember it around my mouth)."

Zhao Wei whispered to Zhao Chenxi in a group of women, young and old, "Fortunately, you are not a woman, otherwise they would definitely marry you to me."

Zhao Chenxi knew that he was gay, so it was unnatural to make such a joke at this time, he poured tea for Zhao Wei: "This is pure Laoshan green, most of the ones bought in the market are fake, try it, it is pure and pollution-free .”

"Hey, how can I drink this, but after drinking it tastes bitter and sweet, quenching my thirst."

Zhao Chenxi's uncle caught a big live fish and cooked it with braised sauce. During the meal, Zhao Chenxi kept the shelled seafood away from Zhao Wei. Only the fish was allowed to be eaten. The uncle put the asparagus jelly in front of Zhao Wei. : "Come on, young man, try my Laoshan specialty, this Dongsier (thing) with tenderness (you) can't eat (zhuo) in Beijing, and the Changer (place) Changdi with stones from Hailai, my restaurant Come to the chef to beat (make) it yourself."

Zhao Wei didn't understand everything, so he just nodded his head, and the aunt scooped up another bowl of stewed chicken with mountain mushrooms and gave it to Zhao Wei: "Young man, eat this, raise your own chicken, the meat is fresh."

Xiao Duoduo quickly reached out and took a steamed bun: "Handsome Uncle Zhao, eat steamed stuffed buns, grasshopper vegetables." After she finished speaking, she turned to her mother and asked, "Grandma, is a grasshopper vegetable a grasshopper?"

Zhao Chenxi pinched Blossom's little nose: "No, a grasshopper is an insect, and a grasshopper is a wild vegetable, a plant."

The meal was full of enthusiasm and excitement. Ermao took a piece of fish from his small bowl and gave it to Heidan at the door. Heidan licked Ermao's hair with his big tongue, a dog and a cat. The friendship and unity.

The uncle took out a bottle of Yanghe Dream Blue from the wine cabinet and offered Zhao Weiman a glass.

"Old man, are you bringing Kazakh wine again?" The eldest aunt raised her eyebrows as she watched the uncle pour the wine.

"You old lady, do you know what is left? Xiao Zhao is here for the first time. Doesn't it make you drunk?"

"A doctor doesn't mean that you are not allowed to drink alcohol, and you will drink up your old bones sooner or later, and you will be unrestrained."

Seeing the couple quarreling, Zhao Wei hurriedly said, "Uncle, I don't know how to drink."

"No? How can there be a drink in the male bank? It's full, Xiao Zhao, I'll drink it, you say, this wine is good stuff, don't drink it for a day, I'm not strong from head to toe (toe), take a sip Son, my eyes are clear now, my legs are lighter, my whole body doesn’t hurt anywhere, and it’s easy to go up to the top of the mountain in one breath. Come on, let’s go, let’s go.”

"Old man, you can be brave. If you are too big, I won't take care of you."

Zhao Chenxi's uncle is the kind of enthusiastic Shandong man. He is a perfect match with the aunt who is the third rough of Wuhan University. He speaks a dialect that he doesn't understand, sentence after sentence, like a cross talk.

This meal Zhao Wei was completely grown up, two people, two bottles of Yanghe, and half a dozen beers to take away, the uncle was not blushing and heartbeat, Zhao Wei was directly carried by Zhao Chenxi on the bed, Zhao Wei felt that he had become The wine in the bottle was constantly being shaken out of shape.

Zhao Wei was lying on the bed, the mountain breeze outside the window was cool, it seemed to be the sound of water and birds singing, he leaned on the wind and listened to the waves, and walked into a dream. In the dream, he still wanted to ask Zhao Chenxi why he didn't drink, uncle? Isn't it a man to say no to drinking?Think about it and forget it.

The author has something to say: Qingdao dialect is actually very interesting. When you read this passage, please automatically switch to Huang Bo's accent.Ermao and Heidan are my friends Yinkuangjiajia, thank you for their friendship.