Xiaoshou, be good, open the door

"It's thundering, the clothes are collected, the quilt is still drying on the balcony of my house, I'm going back." Zhao Chenxi suddenly stood up, he felt that he really couldn't stay here anymore, he couldn't be the audience for An Ke's memory of the past, that would make people feel sad. He has a sense of guilt for ruining An Ke's happiness, and of course he is a little bit jealous, this must be there!

An Ke reacted faster than him. He stretched out his hand to hold Zhao Chenxi, looked up at the hot sun in the sky, with a cute and innocent expression: "No, your quilt should be dried for a while longer."

Zhao Chenxi had no choice but to sit down. An Ke smiled sweetly and continued, "How long have you known Wei Wei? What's your relationship? Did you go to bed?"

Zhao Chenxi shook his hands and sprinkled all the mineral water on An Ke's crotch. He hurriedly stood up and said sorry, An Ke jumped and shook back and forth: "Why are you so careless, the wet place is really a place, others must think I pee my pants gone."

Looking at his embarrassed look, Zhao Chenxi couldn't help but sneered in his heart: "Hmph, I just want you to pee your pants, so as not to say that those crap things made my ears pregnant."

Zhao Chenxi looked apologetic: "I'm really sorry, you have to change your pants when they get wet, and you have to forget when people leave, otherwise you will be the one who feels bad. I'm going home to collect the quilt. Zhao Wei likes to cover it with the smell of sunshine."

Seeing the tall and slender figure slowly disappearing from sight, An Ke suddenly felt that everyone in this world was very smart, but she was the only one who was so stupid as to wear a pair of wet pants.

An Ke turned around, and Su Su was standing coolly behind him, her eyes staring at his crotch naturally.An Ke subconsciously covered it with her hand: "You, what are you looking at?"

Susu pointed to one side: "The toilet is over there, brother An, how old is he and he still pees in his pants."

"I'm an idiot, you just peed your pants and your whole family peed their pants." An Ke roared and ran away, twisting Xiao Neiba, Susu hehehe let out a terrified laugh.

The quilt was really drying on the balcony of Zhao Chenxi's house.

He buried his face in the soft cotton, and it really smelled like sunshine.

He took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Wei.

It was probably time for dinner over there, Zhao Wei chewed and talked to him.

Zhao Chenxi asked: "How is it? Do you feel okay?"

Chucking, probably chewing a cucumber: "It's okay, hey, Chenchen, let me tell you, your man is quite majestic, and many people still remember it when I come out, but the dazzling The gorilla got angry, haha, you are the most handsome man."

A soft smile appeared on Zhao Chenxi's face: "Well, I also think you are the most handsome!"

There was a slap over there, probably because Zhao Wei slapped himself on the thigh: "Must be! Chenchen, I have a new apprentice for your man. The child is not bad. Let him call you teacher wife tomorrow, bah, bah, bah, my stinky one!" Mouth, it's teacher... teacher what?"

"Teacher, you are tall, are you eating?"

"Well, I miss you while eating, and only the food you cook is delicious when I travel all over the country. Chenchen, I miss you!"

Zhao Wei's deep affection seemed to come from the phone and penetrated into his ears and penetrated into his heart. Even his lips were sweet. Zhao Chenxi closed his eyes and rubbed the quilt, as if it was Zhao Wei's hand: "Zhao Wei, I love you!" you!"

Zhao Weizheng was digging a meatball out of his mouth. Hearing Zhao Chenxi's words, his eyes were bigger than the meatball. The pork in his mouth was filled with tenderness and sweetness, almost overflowing with tenderness.

"Chenchen, I love you too! The game will officially start tomorrow. Although I won't play, I'm still a little nervous."

Zhao Chenxi smiled and said, "My man is cool, handsome and domineering, still nervous?"

Zhao Wei amused Zhao Chenxi, and just about to say a few more lingering words, Feng Liang yelled at him over there, so he could only say: "Hey, the bastards are calling me over there, I'm dead, dear, hey, wait , Let me tell you something frank, my ex-boyfriend named An Ke was my ex-boyfriend, and the last time I met him in Hisense, he was in the convoy..."

Zhao Chenxi was not surprised by his confession at all, remembering An Ke's expression of shaking his feet with water on his pants, he was so happy that he hurriedly said to his mobile phone: "Then you have to take care of yourself. .”

"Holy shit, I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't change it even if you were a god, damn it, it's called Hun'er, I didn't see me call, Chenchen, hang up."

Zhao Wei hung up the phone and glared at Feng Liang fiercely: "What's your name? I'll call my wife. What are you doing?"

|"Fuck, something happened, what are you afraid of? Something happened to Susu's partner."

"Something went wrong, what happened?"

"Food poisoning, that kid ate too many crabs last night, and he vomited and had diarrhea. I made this kid pissed off."

"Have you been sent to the hospital?"

"Go, I'm almost dehydrated, and I have someone accompany me to hang the water."

"Then what about tomorrow's game? How about I guide Susu." Zhao Wei pondered for a while, then said decisively.

"Day! I came here to sit in town when I was looking for you. If there is no one in the Chinese army camp, why don't you tell the other convoys to be hacked? I want An Ke to go."

"Anke? Madman, you are really crazy, is there no one in the convoy?"

"I am more sober than ever. You know An Ke's level. If he wants to, he is also an excellent driver. The key is that he has worked hard to be your navigator all these years. He followed the trial run the day before yesterday. , he helped to make the road book, I think he is more reliable than anyone else."

Zhao Wei stared at Feng Liang, and after a while, he said, "Are you sure An Ke can agree?"

"Of course not, if he wanted to, he wouldn't work in the convoy, so..." Feng Liang chuckled, and whispered in Zhao Wei's ear, "It's up to you to talk about it. "

Zhao Wei suddenly had a feeling of being calculated, and he punched Feng Liang hard in the stomach: "Damn it, I really want to kill you idiots."

"Damn it, Zhao Wei, you're too dark to start, and you've worked hard on your soft body for the competition." Feng Liang covered his stomach, but his eyes glanced dishonestly at Zhao Wei's waist.

"Go to hell." Zhao Wei kicked Feng Liang again, and he could finally make an honorable exit.

When Zhao Wei found An Ke, he was sitting alone drinking water quietly, feeling like a different person, with a very melancholy tone.

"An Ke, have you eaten yet? Why are you sitting here by yourself?" Zhao Wei sat down opposite An Ke and reached out to open a bottle of mineral water.

An Ke was depressed because of the problem of peeing his pants, and suddenly saw Zhao Wei, who had been avoiding him, sitting opposite him, and was surprised and happy.

"Wei Wei, you are finally willing to talk to me. Did you let that little bastard Susu stop me that night? Do you know what he did to me?" An Ke pursed her tender mouth and slender fingers Holding Zhao Wei's hand.

Zhao Wei looked at the faint shellfish luster on his nails, and frowned unconsciously. He took his hand away calmly, and then said, "An Ke, Su Su didn't mean anything malicious, so don't bear any grudges because of this." He, I came to you and wanted to talk to you about something."

"Okay, I'll listen to whatever you say. Wei Wei, what do you want from me?"

"An Ke, I think you can cooperate with Susu and be his navigator."

When An Ke heard this, he exploded. He stood up abruptly, his little finger with the shiny tail ring trembling slightly: "Zhao Wei, I won't be a navigator for anyone except you. I don't like racing cars at all."

Zhao Wei became angry when he heard it. In the way he and An Ke got along, he never said humility. When he slapped the table, the water on the table shook his big hand, and he was instantly fascinated by his charm, singing The song ran happily and flowed into An Ke's crotch.

Big brother, even if An Ke's bird has thoughts about you, you two don't have to pour cold water on you again and again!

An Ke is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of Zhao Wei slapping the table. In the past, Zhao Wei could coax him when he played a little temper, but when Zhao Wei got angry, no matter who it was, An Ke had to give in quickly. A conditional launch is formed.

An Ke didn't care about the water on her body, and walked over to hold Zhao Wei's arm: "Wei Wei, don't be angry, we have something to talk about, and we can't hurt our peace because of outsiders."

"Outsider, who is an outsider, An Ke, let me tell you what time it is, you still can't figure it out, we are all teammates, and I'm the one who says outsider, Susu lunatic, you are a family, do you think Pilot is Whoever wants to be can do it, let you replace Susu's partner, how much risk we have taken without drills and experiments in advance, let me tell you that only lunatics dare to do such a thing, let you do it because you trust you, you Tsundere, you take Joe, proud, take it, we don't care about you, risking the future of the whole team, Susu's life, I'm sick!"

After Zhao Wei finished speaking, he was still not relieved, stepped on the mineral water bottle with his big foot on the ground, and left angrily. An Ke scolded Zhao Wei for being stupid, and let the water on his pants seep through the pants and get into the bird's feathers.

An Ke's big black eyes held back the tears, he bit his lips and turned around, but saw Susu leaning against the balcony, ah, Susu is everywhere, An Ke was so scared that he didn't even dare to cry up.

"Brother An, you peed your pants again, do you have another change?"

An Ke hated it to death. If someone else had vented his anger, he would be short of breath when facing Susu, like a natural mouse who is afraid of cats, as if Susu is his natural enemy.

Seeing An Ke's wet black eyes staring at him vigilantly like a small animal, Susu suddenly felt powerless, and he stepped forward to give him a hand: "I have a pair of pants, anyway, I'm wearing a racing suit, you go and change it on." .”

An Ke took a step back and covered the important parts with both hands: "Su Jialuo, don't try to be tricky, I know karate."

Susu really doesn't know why An Ke is so afraid of herself. Seeing him as a big man but like a little wild cat with a hunched waist and fur, Susu's nervousness before the game is gone, and he wants to whistle happily, but he doesn't bother to say anything What, he carried An Ke by the collar like a chicken to the lounge.

"You, let go, Su Jialuo, you are a bt."

"Don't move, Brother An, everyone is watching you, do you want everyone to see you peeing your pants?"

One sentence hit An Ke's point, and he obediently followed into the lounge.

In fact, An Ke was not 100% quiet. He greeted Susu's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart.

Susu was laughing until she threw her trousers to him.In the past, he didn't have much contact with An Ke, and he only heard about evildoers and beauties, but now he sees that the beauty is true, but why is the evildoer like a child who has a temper tantrum.

"Hey, you go out and watch me change my pants?"

Susu shrugged, and just about to go out, she suddenly said, "Can I get you some paper towels or something to absorb water?"

An Ke didn't understand at first, but after thinking about it, he realized what it meant. He blushed and shouted, "Get out, you think I'm coming from my aunt!"

Su Su leaned against the door and waited outside for An Ke to change his pants. An Ke was a person unwilling to be lonely, and asked while changing: "Hey, you are so kind to me, do you want me to be your pilot?"

Susu laughed when she heard this: "Forget it, I never counted on anyone at all. It's too mysterious to put my life in other people's hands. If there is no one who can be trusted, I would rather trust myself."

"See what you can do. You think you're a Superman and you clearly remember the road conditions, curves and obstacles while driving. Young people, don't be too proud. Zhao Wei wasn't as crazy as you back then." An Ke got on his pants and buttoned them up. I feel that I am about the same fat and thin as Susu, but when I put on his pants, I can still put two fingers in. The most important thing is the length. An Ke rolled up two layers to make it just right. It's so annoying.Grow tall, there is a fart for being tall, why don't you go to the cosplay pole.

Opening the door, Susu glanced at him, and stretched her arms around his shoulders: "Brother An, you are so skinny."

"It's none of your business, you're still the same, don't you have abs?"

Susu rubbed her stomach: "I can't show you wearing a racing suit, wait until you have a chance."

Fuck, it sounds really interesting!

An Ke puffed out her chest like a proud peacock. Susu patted him and said, "Brother An, play by yourself, I'm going to read the road book."

An Ke looked at Susu's back, and suddenly said: "Aren't you quite capable? I'll just sit next to you and say nothing, and see how you lose your pants."

Susu turned her head and smiled, looking very shy: "What's so interesting about me dropping my pants, you'll know if you drop them yourself, Brother An, it's dangerous."

"So it's like this. You don't have confidence in yourself at all, let alone in my safety. Kid, do you dare to play a game with me?"

"what game?"

"I played with Zhao Wei back then. He drove blindfolded. I told him the route. We cooperated very well. Do you dare?" An Ke's eyebrows were full of cold provocation.

"Okay, but you have to ask Master for instructions."

After they talked to Zhao Wei, Zhao Weiwei agreed after a moment of hesitation. Zhao Wei's idea was very simple. This was the only chance for a couple to cooperate before the competition.

Of course, such a crazy move can't be done during the day, they put it after dinner.

Zhao Wei and Feng Liang lit a cigarette each, and looked at the two people inside the Subaru.

Susu covered her eyes with a cloth towel, and said to An Ke, "Let's get started."

An Ke was a little hesitant at this moment: "Don't worry, didn't you say that you don't trust others but only yourself?"

"Brother An, I didn't believe you, I believed in my own driving skills."

"You, I've never seen such a stinky fart, get ready, start!"

The engine was roaring, and Susu had already driven the car out by feeling. Feng Liang flicked the soot and asked, "Do you think it will work?"

Zhao Wei puffed out a smoke ring, and after not smoking for a long time, he felt that the smoke was extremely choking. He threw it on the ground and stamped it out, coughing and saying, "What kind of broken smoke did you give me, madman, it choked me to death."

"If you don't smoke, don't waste things, Chinese soft bag, damn, I really want to strangle you. Hey, you haven't said they can do it yet?"

"If it's okay, you'll know if you look at it."

In front, the racing car was like a person who lost his balance, running crookedly, but the speed was not slow, An Ke couldn't help turning pale with fright.

That's right, whoever doesn't trust can put his life in the hands of the other party.

"Brother An, talk to me." The engine was too loud, and Susu yelled at the top of her voice.

"Ahead, go straight, turn the steering wheel to the right, right, right, three o'clock, slow down, turn the steering wheel left, nine o'clock, slow down. Ah..."

An Ke yelled while giving instructions.

"Brother An, your voice is so loud!"

"Fuck, what do you mean, slow down, slow down, you downshift and slow down, ah...!"

Under An Ke's command, Su Su moved forward without any risk, but he almost burst out laughing. An Ke kept yelling, and he didn't forget to give him instructions when they drove the car back to stop. When An Ke got out of the car, he kicked and beat Susu.

Susu laughed softly, she squatted on the ground holding her head and still kept laughing.

An Ke's hand hurt from the beating, and he kicked his heel twice: "If you tell me to slow down, don't slow down. Laugh, still laugh."

"Brother An, do you always call that like that?

Zhao Wei and Feng Liang looked at each other, and they smiled knowingly, thinking that they finally matched Liang Zhu.

The second day of the competition was the official start of the competition and the most tense moment. In the morning, Fengshen had another problem.

After the life-and-death car ride last night, the relationship between Susu and An Ke has made a qualitative leap, but Susu lost his temper when they set off.

"Let me say it again, you washed the things on your face and took off all the things you wore on your body. You are going to race cars, not to a beauty pageant." Susu's voice was not high, but it was cold and hard , irresistible.

"Can you control me, have I hindered you?"

"Yes, you haven't thought about what will happen if the reflected light of your things hurts my eyes?",

"You, I'm not going." An Ke waved his hands away.

Feng Liang persuaded this to talk about that, but neither of the two of them listened to him, making Feng Liang's anxious sweat.

"Shut up and see what you look like. If you still have a little discipline, you won't be afraid to be seen by other teams. Su Jialuo, apologize to An Ke. An Ke will take off your things and give you two minutes. Time, if you don't solve it, let me go."

After Zhao Wei roared, the surroundings became quiet. Zhao Wei's position in Fengshen has not changed because of the two years he left. He is a god in their hearts.

The two worried ones lowered their heads to each other and got into the car to drive away.

On the grid, the well-repaired cars started on the road under the introduction of the commentator and the cheers of fans on both sides of the track.

Fengshen sent a team of Feng Liang and Susu for this competition. Susu's car was originally sprayed with his and his partner's name, but last night the maintenance staff temporarily changed the name to An Ke's. An Ke is not well-known, and everyone naturally doesn't recognize , but he was amused by Fengshen's behavior of changing generals before the game. Only Zhang Xing, who was dazzled, was a little uneasy. He saw An Ke before entering the field. He wanted to chat with An Ke, but was avoided by An Ke , he felt a little lost.

Susu's blue Subaru No. 16 was on the road amidst the sound of music. An Ke said, "The weather is fine today, it rained lightly last night, the road is wet, the wind blows from the south, and the wind force is level three.

Once Susu got into the situation, he concentrated on it. He didn't speak but moved forward according to An Ke's prompt.

Zhao Wei kept in touch with the navigator through the headset.

Zhao Chenxi didn't go to the scene, but he was a little nervous and excited. He turned on the computer and searched for all kinds of news about this competition. There were many professional analyzes of the teams and predictions of the results of the competition. Most of them were for Fengshen. The speculation of Fengshen Zhifeng and the analysis of Zhao Wei appeared.

Most people think that Fengshen's situation is over, and even if Fengshenzhifeng returns two years after his injury, it will be difficult to turn the tide, not to mention that he can't participate in the competition yet, and some people picked up Zhao Wei's match, and Zhao Chenxi clearly saw the two in the video. The car was parallel on the double track and then the white Subaru drifted and overtook the corner, but it overturned because the bend was not well controlled. The car rolled on the mountain road for several weeks and then fell into the hillside. Fortunately, it was blocked by a few big trees.

The racer who was carried out couldn't see clearly, but the white racing suit was full of blood.

It turned out that Zhao Chenxi refused to understand the half of Zhao Wei's life like this!

The legend is exciting and dreamy, but it is full of dangers.

Zhao Chenxi took out the phone, his fingers were trembling and he couldn't unlock it, he entered Zhao Wei's number tremblingly, but closed it silently, he dialed Chang Fei's number.

Chang Fei was being mean in the office at this time, twisting Pei Che to kiss him.The thing is like this, after Chang Fei came back from Hawaii, he found that he had shed his skin a little, and the thunder was billowing on his head. Could it be that I am a snake spirit, and I suddenly want to shed my skin and show my original shape.Distraught, she went down to Pei Che's office crying and making noises, begging Pei Che not to go to Jinshan Temple to become a monk.

Pei Che took out a bottle of medicine from the drawer and said, "Good boy, open your mouth, it's time to take your medicine."

Chang Fei retreated vigilantly, and put his whole body into the first level of defense: "Medicine, what kind of medicine, are you going to give me aphrodisiac?"

Pei Che has gotten used to Chang Fei's non-human state, he shook the bottle: "Carmoxipine, specifically for the treatment of epilepsy and epilepsy."

Chang Fei held the door with his hand, ready to run away at any time: "Pei Che, you are poisoned, I thought I would give up a thousand years of practice for you, just to sleep with you in the same boat for a hundred years, but you hurt me like this, even if I was a ghost, I would not let you go!" Pass you!"

Pei Che grabbed him in his arms: "Why should a scholar be a ghost, just do happy things with me."

Chang Fei lay in Pei Che's arms with a very voluptuous bend, with spring water on his face: "What did the master say? I think you are a good man, but you just can't see through the demonic barriers of the world of mortals. No matter what, I will give in the flesh. Follow you once."

"Act, you still act, Chang Fei, are you finished?" As soon as Pei Che let go, Chang Fei shattered to the ground like glass.

"Cheche, uncle, Mr. Pei, don't count, it's you who said I let you unspoken rules once and you listen to me for everything, you are cheating."

"Get out, go back to your own room."

"Look, it's really peeling off, isn't it ugly?"

Pei Che pushed away Chang Fei's big face, took out a pill from the bottle and threw it into his mouth.

"What kind of medicine are you taking? Spit it out quickly, little Cheche, you won't be overwhelmed, right? Just because I'm on the balcony doing something to you?"

Pei Che really regretted that he had provoked this ancestor, he sighed and carried Chang Fei across the table to the desk.Chang Fei was so excited that he was dying: "No way, what do you want to do here? It must be a good feeling, little Cheche, you are so horny..."

The author has something to say: This Fei Che has appeared on the stage, and it seems that another pair of CPs has been assembled.