Xiaoshou, be good, open the door

Compared with Zhao Chenxi's heart-scratching longing for Zhao Wei, Zhao Wei is much more heartless. He just arrived at the training base of the Beijing Fengshen Racing Team and his buttocks were not warmed up in the chair. An imperial decree from the big boss was recruited into the palace. In the meeting room, several big coffees sat upright with constipated faces, waiting for him and Feng Liang like three trials.

Compared with Zhao Wei's fearlessness and fearlessness, Feng Liang's sweat dripped down. Although the big boss usually looks like a rich man or a cook, he can scare a person to death when he is serious. First, he simply welcomed Zhao Wei's return to the team, and then Seriously criticizing them for changing the pilot during the race, seeing the saliva sprayed from the mouth of the head of the accident department, swollen eyes and pediatrics, Zhao Wei really wanted to take off his socks and stuff them in his mouth, and finally waited for him to finish speaking, Zhao Wei was lazy Standing up triumphantly, looking down at the surroundings from a high position: "We can't compete with you brains in terms of strength, let me give you a quick word, okay, I will do this season first, no, I will pack my bag and leave immediately, anyway, the bedroll is still there Didn't stretch out."

When Zhao Wei's words fell to the ground, the conference room was so quiet that you could hear even a needle drop. All eyes were fixed on him, with surprise, contempt, anger, and fear. Zhao Wei is barefoot and not afraid of them wearing shoes. He grinningly met their eyes, look, the young master looks much more handsome than you buns.

Zhao Wei came out of the conference room, and Feng Liang almost knelt down to him: "Hey my ancestor, you are simply the nemesis of those big buns, look at their faces, they all drank swill, it was sour and sour. Smelly."

Zhao Wei used his feet to pad Feng Liang's old knees that hadn't taken the calcium tablets that went up to the fifth floor: "Ai Qing is flat, if you want to show loyalty, you take off your socks and stuff your swollen eyeballs in your mouth. I don't like him."

Feng Liang really knelt down this time: "Ancestor, please spare me, I just saved your life and you want to commit chaos and kill the emperor's relatives."

"Go away, you're less courageous than a dick."

"Fuck, Zhao Wei, my dick is quite big!

Feng Liang yelled abruptly, and the big guys who came out of the meeting listened to him. They looked at Feng Liang with horror on their faces, and Qi Qiran ran back in small steps. Feng Liang burst into tears with a stinking face .

Lao-zi-'s-image-shape!

As soon as Zhao Wei returned to the convoy, everyone swarmed up to ask how the battle was going. Zhao Wei pointed to Feng Liang, who was beside him with a look of ecstasy, and told him to ask him.

With three feet above his head and five inches of thick soil on a sunny day, Feng Liang yelled, "Come and pay homage to the emperor!"

Everyone knew that the general trend was set and wanted to bow down and add Zhao Wei's yellow robe. Zhao Wei looked at all the lovers with his hands behind his back, and shook his head lightly: "Feng Aiqing, are you willing to let me oppress you?"

"Me?" Feng Liang trembled, and covered the orange blossom under the astonished eyes of everyone.

Everyone's eyes wandered between Zhao Wei and Feng Liang. This, this is a magical thing, the muscles are not greasy at all, such a CP is unscientific!

Zhao Wei was very powerless against this group of vassals and servants, so he kicked Feng Liang away: "Paralyzed lunatic, you want to die, you are the only one who can compare with my wife's little finger?"

Feng Liang couldn't stop crying when he heard this: "Your Majesty, my concubine has served you for many years. Even though I am old and decrepit, I still have the feeling of breaking my sleeves and dividing my love. If you let my concubine go away, my concubine can't do it!"

Fuck you lunatic, do you want to show off your brown rice face!

This group of people made a fuss here, Su Su leaned on the car with his arms crossed and chewed gum, An Ke stepped forward and stretched out his hand, Su Su looked at him puzzled.

"Bring it."

"What? Brother An, what do you want?"

"Stupid dog, I want chewing gum."

Susu took a piece out of her pocket and threw it to An Ke. An Ke looked at it and said, "Cut, it still tastes like blueberries. Are you pregnant and want to eat sour?"

Susu stretched out her hand and grabbed the back of his neck by the collar and pulled him to him: "If you can conceive, I don't mind helping you with it."

"Bah, Su Xiaoshou, can you get hard? If you want to experience washing your chrysanthemum for the first time, brother, I will make you feel good."

Susu wasn't angry either, he squinted his eyes with a smile, like a shy high school student, but said very few inappropriate words: "Brother An, are you going to use cucumbers?"

"I rely on you, Su Xiaoshou, you go to hell." An Ke was like a cat whose tail was bitten, and rushed up to pinch Susu's neck. Susu pushed him back on the car. Cats roll together.

Feng Liang was telling everyone about Zhao Wei's heroic demeanor in front of the big guys, "If you talk about our team Zhao, it's absolutely amazing. His old man slapped his hand on the table like this, and those big guys peed their pants in fright. Team Zhao said , the welfare bonus that my people should get can’t be less. We worry about winning or losing the game, and you worry about whether you have money or not. If you dare to use the hard-earned money earned by your brothers to raise a mistress Zhao Wei threw him to Thailand to make him transgender and become a ladyboy."

Damn it, isn’t it, it’s so vicious, Team Zhao, you’re so fucking, Team Zhao, you’re a blockbuster, Team Zhao please hug your thigh!

Facing the idol worship of the general public, Zhao Wei was calm. He squinted his eyes and looked at the familiar racing track. There is annihilation!"

Following his gaze, everyone was seeing Su Xiaoshou and An Xiaoshou rolling on the ground, and cut their breaths, "What can the two little shou do?"

Zhao Wei lightly said: "Do you know a kidney? Since ancient times, the attack depends on the aura!"

After settling down these monkey cubs, Zhao Wei returned to the dormitory where he had been away for several years. An Ke had been living here all along, but now Feng Liang rolled up his bedding and threw him out. Su winked, and Su Su carried the luggage in one hand and An Ke in the other: "Brother An, we will be partners in the future, and we will sleep together to cultivate our relationship."

Seeing An Ke Sapo rolling and resentful to be taken away by Susu, Zhao Wei sighed: "The world is finally quiet!"

He dialed his daughter-in-law's number, and after one ring, he was picked up, but no one spoke, Zhao Wei called Chen Chen several times, and only a soft call came from the other side: "Zhao Wei, I miss you. "

Zhao Wei's heart melted at the sound I think you said. He held the mobile phone, treating it as his wife's soft and smooth body, and confided his parting feelings to his daughter-in-law, and showed off his majestic deeds in front of the big coffee. After hearing this, the daughter-in-law couldn't help but feel a little worried. He said, "Zhao Wei, you have to be careful outside. People in the upper class are the best at playing tricks, so don't suffer."

"Don't worry, I've been in the team for a few years anyway, and I understand all that shit. If you don't mind overpowering them, they will overwhelm you."

"Zhao Wei, feelings are your theory all the time, so when will you let me suppress them?"

"Chenchen, we can't hear it now, can't touch it, can you stop talking about such a sweet question, I'll be hard if I tell you this."

Zhao Chenxi's voice on the phone suddenly dropped, encircling Zhao Wei like wisps of smoke: "It's hard, masturbate by yourself."

Fuck, I have to make a phone call for love or something, Zhao Wei stretched out his hand to untie his belt, put his hand in his pants, and said hurriedly: "Chenchen, don't hang up, hurry up, call me nice."

"Get out, shameless, I hang up."

"Don't, Chenchen, this fire is coming up, you have to vent it for me, why don't you come over and touch it, um, it's big and hard."

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Chenxi didn't have a clue about Zhao Wei's scoundrel, but he was reluctant to hang up the phone. Hearing his rapid panting, he also felt his face was hot, and a fire burst out of his lower abdomen.

"Chenchen, call your husband, hurry up."

"No, you call me husband."

"Okay, Chenchen hubby, hubby, hubby, well, I really miss your Angry Birds."

Zhao Wei didn't care about talking vulgar and obscene love words, and forced Zhao Chenxi to interact with him. Zhao Chenxi couldn't tell how rough he was, so he could only agree. Zhao Wei was rubbing his five brothers very hotly. There was a knock on the door, and Susu called outside: "Master, are you asleep?"

Fuck me, Su Jialuo, you want to die for interrupting Master's happiness!

Zhao Chenxi seemed to be caught having an affair, and said in a panic, "Zhao Wei, I, I'm dead."

Zhao Wei was also taken aback. Hearing Chenchen groan like being bitten by a cat, his subordinates handed over the gun heavily, packed up and washed his hands and face before opening the door to the outside.

Su Su was competing with An Ke for strength, and could not escape the fate of being grabbed by Su Su's neck several times. An Ke almost wanted to jump up and scratch Su Su's paws.Zhao Wei opened the door, leaning on the door with his arms crossed and said, "You guys keep playing, I'll go back to sleep first."

"Wei Wei, I have something to do with you." An Ke didn't care about Su Su, so Xiaoman twisted his waist and entered the room.

Susu shrugged innocently and followed in.

Zhao Weigang said lazily after finishing the work, "Say something quickly, and fart quickly."

An Ke stepped forward and hugged his arm: "Wei Wei, I don't want to partner with him, I don't want to be a racing driver."

Zhao Wei squinted his eyes at An Ke, which made An Ke shudder: "If you are not a racing driver, what are you doing in the team? Let me tell you, An Ke, I don't know how you used to get in. Now, here, I, Zhao Wei, am the master of the house, if I want to stay here, I will obediently follow Susu, or go back to your personnel department immediately and stop doing personnel affairs."

"Wei Wei, you can't be so cruel to others, err, you know that they come to the convoy all because of you."

"Thank you, I don't need it, get out of here for me, this is the motorcade, not a place for your old man to fall in love."

An Ke yelled at Zhao Wei so much that he was about to cry, and when he saw that it was too soft, he would be tough: "Okay, Zhao Wei, I'll just go, don't regret it.

"Goodbye to you, so I won't see you off."

"You..." An Ke bit her lip, stomped her feet and ran out in small steps. Seeing An Ke's figure twisted and twisted in the wind, Su Su gave a thumbs up: "Master, Gao."

"Fuck you, Susu, let me tell you, Anke, please watch over me, don't allow him to show his anger in front of me, as long as he appears alone within 30 meters of my sight, we will be absolutely bound up with each other."

Susu immediately took orders: "Master, don't worry, I don't want to be a virgin, and I will also drive An Ke away from you 30 meters away." Be good, Master will not ask you the method, but only look at the results , go to sleep now, remember, 30 meters. "

This is a 16-year agreement between the master and the apprentice in the legend of Jianghu, ah, no, it is a 30-meter agreement.

After driving Susu out, Zhao Wei lay down on the bed where he had been away for two years, and everything seemed to be back to the way it was before, but this time it was no longer a lonely wandering, there was a person with a home who was always watching for him in one place .

When Susu returned to the dormitory, she saw An Ke sitting by the bed and throwing a tantrum. There was a large red and damp stain on his lavender silk sheets.

"Fuck, Brother An, are you here as your aunt?"

"Su Xiaoshou, get the hell out of here, you just came to my aunt, your whole family is here to my aunt, red wine, red wine, red wine."

"You must be sick. It's really unique to drink red wine for the bed."

"Su Xiaoshou, shut up, shut up, shut up."

"Okay, make trouble on your own, it's become a repeater." Susu shook her head, walked straight over and took off An Ke's dirty sheets, and took them to the bathroom to wash.

"Su Xiaoshou, what are you doing?"

"I did it so unobtrusively, didn't I just wash your bed sheets? If you don't wash it right away, you won't be able to wash it off."

An Ke was taken aback for a moment, and then continued to speak stiffly: "Why are you flattering me? You want me to be your pilot. Let me tell you, Su Xiaoshou, don't worry about it. No matter what anyone says, it won't work. If I don't do it, I won't do it. Do."

The scratching sound of scrubbing made Susu so virtuous, he brushed his bangs with soapy hands: "Brother An, you don't have to do it once, you don't need to repeat it, but it's up to you, I think you are you luck."

"Damn it, Su Xiaoshou, what's wrong with me, can I change it?"

Susu threw the clean sheets into the washing machine, took out a piece of chewing gum and leaned against the bathroom door, and chewed for a long time before saying, "Anke, I dare to believe you!"

An Ke instantly felt as if he had punched the cotton with his fist. He didn't want to get involved with Su Xiaoshou, who didn't speak human words anymore. He climbed on the bed and wanted to sleep, but before he lay down, he found that the mattress was wet. .He took out some paper towels to try to absorb the wine stains, but a pack of paper towels could still be printed with a faint red color, really like a big aunt.

Seeing An Ke guarding a pile of papers, Su Su felt that he was extremely imbecile, so she stepped forward and grabbed his neck and threw him on the bed: "You can't sleep in your bed, sleep here with me."

An Ke curled up at the foot of the bed, folded her hands on her chest and tremblingly said, "You, don't mess around, I'm going to call someone."

"Shout, what are you shouting, someone just came to see the bed that your aunt aunt soiled. You are the only thing to do all day long, and you have to train tomorrow and sleep!" Susu took the pillow from An Ke's bed and stood up. Undress by the bed.

Susu crossed her hands and grabbed the corners of her clothes. She raised her shoulders and shrugged the T-shirt on her head, revealing her wheat-colored skin. The tough and powerful muscle lines stretched and criss-crossed, full of youthful elasticity. The muscles are slightly protruding and tense, and complement the eight-pack abs below to outline a lively body that makes people's eyes protrude and the face is flushed with blood.

An Ke stared at her two big black eyes, and stared stiffly with her plump and sexy mouth open.

Suddenly, the line of sight was blocked by a black object, and then a strong but very familiar man's breath rushed towards her face. It turned out that Susu threw the clothes she had taken off on An Ke's head, and An Ke tore it off: "Su Xiaoshou, what are you doing?" sick?"

"Does it look good?"

"What looks good?"

"My abs."

"Cut, that's called abdominal muscles? I think it's a pile of subcutaneous fat that hasn't grown well."

"Oh? Then why are you drooling, rubbing, it's so ugly?"

"Get lost, Su Jialuo."

"Obey, roll into bed immediately."

Susu stretched out her hand to pull the quilt, took off her trousers and lay on the bed with lightning speed, and pulled An Ke over, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep."

An Ke lay down cautiously, almost treating himself as a piece of noodles. With his back to Susu, he pushed the hardened thing against the cold wall, and said silently in his heart: "I love Wei Wei, I love Wei Wei .”

Susu looked at his thin back arched into the shape of a prawn, and felt amused, so she slapped him, "Hey."

An Ke trembled in fright, without looking back: "What are you doing?"

"Why don't you take off your clothes when you sleep?"

"I like to sleep with my clothes on." This time the answer was quick and straightforward.

Susu reached out and turned off the light, the room was plunged into darkness, neither of them spoke, and the sound of breathing one after another seemed particularly vague in the darkness.

After a long time, An Ke gradually relaxed, and could almost hear her own purring, Susu laughed out loud: "Hey, don't you want to touch?"

The dazed An Ke didn't understand what he said, but subconsciously asked: "Touch what?"

"My abs."

"Su family Luo, you are going to die!"

An Ke's shadowless foot stepped on Susu's face, the authentic Anjia stewed pig's trotters.

Come to think of it, the future days of Fengshen Racing Team will not be boring!

In fact, it is still very boring. Training, training is still training, interspersed with training in various aspects of physical fitness, psychology, and comprehensive quality. Zhao Wei is as busy as a spinning top every day, and Su Su follows behind him like a small spinning top, serving tea. Pour water and pass towels, and have to drive away the small bees 30 meters away, and push the disgusting ones aside, forcing drift to kill them.

Zhao Wei's face is tanned, his body is stronger, and he has been touching the racing car for a longer time. At the beginning, some people who didn't know him questioned his strength. After he and Susu came to a short track race, all Everyone was convinced, and they simply blocked Susu without any suspense.

The weather was fine and the road was dry that day. Zhao Wei was driving a white Subaru No. 6, and Susu was a blue No. 16. They started at the same time on the track. Susu overtook straight on the two-lane road. The blue body seemed to be smashing the front of the sun Okay, fine golden light scattered on the car body, stretching like silver sea waves, the wind whistled in my ears, and Susu was the young man chasing the wind.

The team members were stunned, thinking that Zhao Wei was going to die, An Ke took a sip of the salt soda and said, "Just wait, Su Xiaoshou will lose badly."

Feng Liang clapped An Ke with a big hand like a bear's paw: "An Ke, Su Su is your partner, what good will it do you if he loses?"

An Ke looked back and smiled, his eyes were obviously bent, but the corners of his eyes raised a seductive arc: "There are many benefits, at least let him wash my clothes for a month."

Feng Liang looked at the snow-white teeth exposed by his rosy red lips, and felt that something in his heart was passed by static electricity, and he shivered all over: "Nimma, it really is a monster, Susu come and take him in."

Zhao Wei and Su Su entered the intersecting lanes, Zhao Wei gradually caught up, and from a distance, one white and one blue looked like twisted twisted flowers, very beautiful, very beautiful!

"Zhao Wei is going crazy." An Ke yelled. Sure enough, when Zhao Wei just entered the circular closed track, he suddenly turned in and overtook. Su Su naturally slowed down when he forced him, while Zhao Wei shook his head inward, and disappeared instantly like a torpedo gliding on the water.

There was a loud applause from the stands.

Su Su got out of the car and hugged Zhao Wei: "Master, you are too powerful."

Zhao Wei said: "Susu, you are also great, but don't deliberately imitate me, your foundation and skills are more solid than mine, you have to re-discover what you have learned, you will enter F1, Master is optimistic about you. "

Seeing the two affectionate masters and apprentices, An Ke pouted. Who knew that Su Su saw him at a glance, came over and pulled the back of his neck to practice, An Ke wailed, and wanted to buy something with high ph sun protection Cosmetics are gone.

After a day of training, Zhao Wei is very tired, but he always remembers to call his wife, sometimes directly by computer video.That night, he turned on his computer and logged on to QQ, only to find that his wife's profile picture was gray and offline.

I couldn't bear it any longer, I called a phone call, but it rang for a long time and I didn't answer it.Zhao Wei lost all nature, put on his shoes and lay down on the bed, waiting for the ceiling to count his wives, wives, wives, wives, wives, wives. . . . . .

When the number seemed to be about 5326 daughters-in-law, the phone rang. Zhao Wei picked up the phone with eagle-like eyes, leopard-like speed, and bear-like strength. The other end of the phone was very noisy, probably in KTV.

Fuck, this is a crazy situation. Could it be that the daughter-in-law is cheating on her late-night tryst with a big-breasted girl?

Zhao Wei was in a mess for a moment, as if he had been soaked in high-concentration alcohol, it was so hot.

Zhao Chenxi: Hey, Zhao Wei, are you listening?

Zhao Wei: Yes. (pretentious)

Zhao Chenxi: It was too noisy just now and I didn’t hear it. I went back to you when I saw it. Are you tired after training?

The daughter-in-law's concern is like the warmth of spring, but it is absolutely unforgivable for Su not to come home late at night.

Zhao Wei: Where are you?Why so noisy?

Zhao Chenxi: ktv.

Zhao Wei: What are you doing there?Don't you hate it there?Could it be that your mother forced you to go on a blind date to a ktv again?

Zhao Chenxi: Mom stopped forcing me to go on a blind date a long time ago.This did not take a business, from the oil company in Takal, to accompany them to the nightlife in Qingdao.

Zhao Wei: Damn it, Arabs go to Chinese ktv, is there something wrong?Hey, is there a woman?

In Zhao Wei's heart, Zhao Chenxi likes women besides him as a man, so he thinks women are more dangerous.

Zhao Chenxi: Yes, the manager who leads the team is a beautiful woman, a typical Arab, with a high nose, deep eyes and thick lips, and she can speak Chinese.

Zhao Wei: What's so exciting about her being able to speak Chinese?Come home, what time is it?

Zhao Chenxi: Okay, I got it, you should go to sleep too. You have been busy in the past month. If the negotiation goes well, you may have to go to Qatar with the company here for inspection, so you need to build a good relationship. I will be out for a long time. It's not very polite, just hang up.

Zhao Wei took the phone to say hello to Chenchen Chenchen, but in the end there was only a beeping blind tone, Zhao Wei got angry and really wanted to smash the phone, but Chenchen’s smile on the screen was so pretty, and he couldn’t bear it, alas, all of a sudden Found this night so abusive!

Daughter-in-law, hurry home!

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