The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 137: Those Things Between the Ancient God Venerable and Xiaobai

"You go wash your face first, I will be a reporter, bullying the people in Zichen Palace is bullying the ancient gods, it is so simple in the gods, I will avenge you, it is really not possible, what kind of regular meeting will be held every year in the future I will give them more trouble." Unexpectedly, the ancient god who was always like a needle suddenly became gentle.

Feng Jiu: Master doesn't make sense at all?

Ancient God Venerable: My Ancient God Venerable is notoriously arrogant and unreasonable.

Feng Jiu: Everyone says that Shizun is a leisurely and noble son who doesn't care about the world...

Ancient God Venerable: Because they can't beat me...

Feng Jiu: "Aren't you afraid that others will say that you protect your weaknesses too much? That you can't tell right from wrong?"

Ancient God Venerable: "They can't beat me."

Feng Jiu: "Master, aren't you afraid that someone will poke your back?"

Ancient God Venerable: "They can't beat me."

Feng Jiu: ...

Master is really domineering, I like this character, very good.Hahaha, big brother, brother Xiaoming, I have wanted to hit you a long time ago, not only because you hit me, but also because every time I take classes, whether it is Buddhist language class or Taoism class, social practice class, constitutional class, ancient prose In class, there will always be such a question, if Xiao Ming is flying in the sky and suddenly meets an eagle, what magic method should he use to stop it?

Feng Jiu: You can choose to spray the real fire of Samadhi, and then roast it into a roasted bird.

Ancient God Venerable: 0 points.

Dharma class: If Xiao Ming chooses to become a monk, at what age can he become a monk before he can achieve the true fruit?
Feng Jiu: Dreaming.Or you can't cultivate, because it's all deceitful by Tianzun.

Ancient God Venerable: 0 points.

Angry, it turned out to be you, who didn't practice Buddhism well, became a monk, and didn't practice Taoism well, and wandered around in all directions every day, don't you hate it?

Feng Jiu hates this person the most.

Xiao Ming, beat him to death.

The Ancient God Venerable watched Feng Jiu go to wash his face in a daze, but he didn't wash it clean, could it be that he made an appointment for a fight, and now he was beaten into a fool?I only have one apprentice now, and although I still like such a little beast, I never thought it would be so sad, hey, thanks to my ancient god, my fame, I never thought, alas, there would be a fool.

So he used the technique of shrinking the ground to an inch, and a mirror appeared in front of him: "Du Yi, save me."

"What's wrong, big brother, I'm still carving a snowman? Why don't you let me figure it out? Why do you want me to save you?"

"My apprentice is stupid?" Ancient God Venerable said very melancholy.

"Ah? I'm so stupid, water more." After speaking, Duo hung up as soon as he got up, and then ran to carve a snowman. This is a birthday present for Feng Jiu, and it must not be taken lightly. It seems that he just heard: "I Plant drooping its head?"

Feng Jiu: ...

Just after taking a shower, cold water poured down on the head, and the Baixi mist trembled.What is this?
She was also a little desperate.Feng Jiu trembled, and looked at Ancient God Venerable resentfully.

Then the next thing happened, Feng Jiu slept with Bai Ze in his arms at night, and the Ancient God Venerable suffered from deep insomnia at night.

For seven days in a row, Feng Jiu has been immersed in sad emotions, these emotions include.

My master is crazy, what should I do?Wait online.

I'm a psycho, what should I do?Wait online.

What if my master treats me like a fool?
What if my master treats me as a mental illness?
What if I live with a mental illness?
Waiting online, it's very urgent, there is no answer from the gods, I will ask again when I come back.

That's right, all these were engraved by Feng Jiu on the big pillar behind the Zichen Hall, and a girl accepted all the information many years later.Her answer was: "Just find a chance and give him a beating. What if the god is sick? Just close the door and give him a beating."

(End of this chapter)