The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 155 Kiss Ah Jiu, Isn't That Afraid You'll Be Shy?
"Let me tell you a joke, a rich merchant is very mean. He puts salted beans in a bottle and picks a few with his chopsticks every time he eats.

He was eating that day, when suddenly, someone told him: "Your son is eating a lot of fish and meat in a restaurant!" Hearing this, the rich businessman scolded, "Who am I saving so much for?" He poured out a handful of beans, stuffed them all into his mouth, chewed and said, "I'm a prodigal too!"

I said why is the landlord? Because you are too stingy, you are so stingy, last time I saw a jug of good wine, I gave it to my master, but he was shameless, half bottle of wine was attached to the bottle Back to the Far North?It’s just picking up junk. Last time I found a lot of bottles and cans in the extreme north, only to find out that they were all fine wines that I sent out in those years. A god who is better than the Venerable, why is he so stingy to pick them up? Empty bottles for sale? "

Feng Jiu shook her head and was very speechless, unable to complain about this miraculous phenomenon, she really wanted to laugh out loud, hahaha.

"Are you so stingy? That's really very stingy, I haven't noticed yet? You said that, I'll pay attention later. I remember that Du Yi used to wear white robes, but now he always wears black robes. Maybe he was finally willing to change into one." It’s gone.” Guanshi stroked his chin, thinking of this, felt a little silent mourning in his heart, unexpectedly, poor Duyi, who didn’t have the dignity of a god at all, was extremely sad, Duyi without dignity, stingy, hahaha, outside However, it was rumored that Duyi Shangshen was the most generous, spending money like dirt.When it came to Miss Ajiu, she became a stingy landlord hahaha.

Du Yi: ...

Who made the rumors? It’s all a misunderstanding. Kiss Ajiu. I bought those bottles and jars from all over the world at a huge price. It’s just that I want to contract all your gifts. How can you do that? You misunderstood me like this, I'm so sad.My dear Jiu, in order to take over your gifts, I have given out countless gifts.

"Oh, yes, maybe because he is very poor, he used to wear white clothes, and slowly dyed black, also, maybe the figure is very poor, and then she never took a bath, so she became black clothes, alas, Shifeng Day Excuse me, how can there be such a god, it really embarrasses our gods."

Feng Jiu sat downcastly on the ground in front of God Guan Shi, so that God Guan Shi faced the blue sky and smiled at a 45-degree angle.Eight teeth were then cracked. "You have today too."

"You wait for me."

Du Yi: ... Kiss Ah Jiu, isn't that because I'm afraid you will be shy?If you like it, next time I'll take you to take a bath together, it's fine, it's such a happy decision, let's take a bath together, the mandarin duck bath is also good.I have such a great figure, I exercise every day, you have to believe me, don't believe this hypocritical monk, he is clearly jealous of my beauty, no, handsome face.I am because you like to see my white clothes, have you forgotten?You said when you washed my clothes on Fengming Mountain, you said that white clothes look good, but you are not resistant to dirt, but you are willing to wash my clothes for a lifetime, and besides, which god washes clothes, I wear black clothes because In the mortal world, I was afraid that you would see me hurt and worry about me.

"Thinking about it, I feel very angry. Who are they? Please send me the invitation, send the Buddha to the West, thank you for helping me, thank you very much. I, Feng Jiu, owe you a favor, and I stand up to you." If you can chat, leave a contact information, here, if you have something to call the Skyscope, the Skyscope can make video calls, yes, give me a note for Ah Jiu. It’s perfect like that.”

She jumped away without looking back, and she didn't notice that the feet squatting above the clouds were particularly numb, and the person was so weak that she flew down, rushed up and punched Guanshi in the stomach superior.

(End of this chapter)