The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 311 Egg Frog Communication
"Well, poor frog, you must be very lonely, no one pays attention to you, so how about I tell you about my background?"

The frog really wanted to roll his eyes, but the little phoenix egg didn't pay attention to him at all, and couldn't understand the frog's words at all. Instead, he put his ass next to the frog and pressed it on the frog's toes all at once.

"Quack, quack, quack." It hurts so much, let me go, let me go, fat man.

The frog was angry.

"Okay, okay, I know you like me and want to hear my stories, it's okay."

Phoenix Egg didn't expect that he would be so welcomed by a little frog. The whole person was very happy, hahaha, this is very good, very good.Very good very good, hahahahahahahahaha.

The frog broke free and was about to run away.

The little phoenix egg was talking, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and stopped it. "Don't run away, let's talk about fifty flies and I will catch flies for you later. Okay."

The frog didn't want to pay attention to this crazy guy at first, but it seems that this crazy guy is very serious about himself.Fifty flies?Delicious food, may I agree or not.

"Huh? Quack quack, are you sure you can catch flies?"

At this time, the phoenix egg probably also realized that it is very likely that the little frog did not believe that he could catch the fly, and immediately fell into the water, floating, like a dead egg.

"As the saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs."

The phoenix egg was lying there proudly, and the frog was hiding under the lotus leaf cover. As expected, it saw many flies gathering around it. There came ten flies.It sticks out its tongue quickly.

"Quack quack."

Ten flies.

"Quack quack hiccup."

After a full meal, the whole frog waited proudly and contentedly for the next wave. They were very excited, but at this moment the phoenix egg stood up immediately.

"This is the prepaid phone bill, don't tell me, I'm still very proud, hehehehe. Am I great? Now, let's talk about life and ideals together."

"Okay, quack quack, let's talk."

To eat and drink enough is to talk about life and ideals.

"I am a phoenix egg. I heard an old man with a white beard say that I fell from the sky. I opened my eyes. No, I don't have eyes. Anyway, the first person I met was Du Yi, Du Yi He is very kind to me, yes, although I dislike him very much, he seems to like me very much, he likes me so much that he wants to eat me, I am a little scared."

"Crack."

"I'm a simple girl, I have a kind heart, my idea is to be a pretty egg, live free and unrestrained and magnanimous."

"Crack."

"But, I found out now, I may not know whether I will be a fairy or a fairy in the future. I think being a fairy is very tiring. There are so many rules in the sky, and many people will stare at you, which is very troublesome."

"Crack."

"You said that I wandered all over the world as my home, what good place do you have?"

As he spoke, the little phoenix egg propped its head up and lowered its head to ask the little frog with its head raised.

"Gah-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

The little frog jumped three feet away in fright.

"Stay away from me, men and women can't kiss each other."

"You're not a fool, are you? I'm an egg and you're a frog, so why don't you have sex?"

The little phoenix egg watched the little frog happily swim away.

"Don't you want your forty frogs?"

(End of this chapter)