The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 40 Fireball's One Thousand and One Ways to Die
Let's stop talking about it.I am a bird that can fly on Buzhou Mountain.

I am God Feng Jiu.

When I have nothing to do, I sleep in Fengming Pavilion until the end of time.

When I woke up, Fengming Pavilion was terribly quiet. The Xiyan flower outside the pavilion climbed up the green tree. I suddenly remembered that the little princess from the North Sea seemed to be called by this name. At that time, I heard that the little princess Xiyan once dragged Rui Ying asked him: "Hey, young master, can you tell me who is the most beautiful in the world? What about me?"

What did Rui Ying say at the time? "The little princess is as beautiful as a sunset flower, she is really pretty."

Until now, Feng Jiu still thinks this sentence is wonderful.Thinking that the little princess Xiyan is alive and beautiful, she is naturally a little peacock. Xiyan Pea was born in the morning, facing the rising sun, full of hope.

Rui Ying lives a romantic life, but he likes Bai Xiwu but dare not say it, but Feng Jiu admires him for other things, for example, although he is the majestic young master and the god between heaven and earth, but Live old and immoral.

Rui Ying likes admiring the flowers, the moon, beauties, drinking, eating, and traveling.

Here we should introduce the young master Ruiying of our Candle Dragon Clan.In ancient times, it was believed that the emperor cultivated virtue, and the world was peaceful, and the sky sent auspicious auspiciousness to respond to it, which is called auspicious response.Candlelight is a holy beast formed by the Qi of the Sun and the essence of the sun in the Liangyi.

There is only one in the world. In the past, he was just a ball. Even when the ancient god opened up the world, he was just the eyeball of the original form of the ancient god, Pan Gu.Falling into the torrential fire of Huohuang, the Ancient God Venerable was completely separated from his original form due to his transformation.It's just an ancient god, but that body turned into everything in the world.Rui Ying was born without parents, if there were, it might be Huohuang's raging fire.Huohuang was rarely visited by anyone before, but later because the ancient gods wanted to stabilize the world, they took a special walk, subdued many ancient monsters, let them lie dormant, guard the world, and use it when stepping into Huohuang The Great Secret Art, and then turned the Flame Mountain into an active volcano.

Ruiying was discovered at that time. It is said that it was a ball, a very big ball.He was left alone in the wilderness.

For millions of years, suitable flowers, plants, trees, birds, beasts, insects and fish have grown in the fire famine, but it is still broken out several times from time to time.The Ancient God Venerable would go to have a look from time to time, the big ball was getting smaller and smaller, even a rough person like the Ancient God Venerable could notice it, even if there was a life in this ball, it would Be tortured to death by yourself.

That day the Ancient God Venerable was curious, so he and Du Yi, the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, squatted in the fire and observed.

Sometimes I was stepped on by a terrifying dragon, sometimes I was bitten by a giant crocodile, and once I was swallowed by a big bird, and the results were all good.Sometimes it bounces automatically, like a pinball.Some elves are used as kicks, kicked back and forth, and some are used as pillows, without any scars.

The three old gods squatted there watching, and over time, their bodies were covered with volcanic ash. After squatting for several years, they became three small hills, and only their eyes were still watching.This day caught up with the volcanic eruption of Huohuang, and the small ball, now only as big as a fingernail, fell into the crater with a plop.

The Ancient God Venerable almost couldn't bear it anymore, how could the egg that had been guarded for thousands of years be swallowed by fire. "Hold it, hold it back. It's not like I haven't been burned by fire before." The Duyi God Venerable held the Ancient God Venerable.

The three gods squatted and squatted, and one day they dozed off, and the ground shook.

Du Yi suddenly sensed that something was wrong, and was about to run away with two old bones shrinking.I saw a boy in brown clothes flying out of the air, holding a double-axe in his hand.

"Ah-huh, it's just you three old men who have been staring at me for 10,000+ years. In the past, they stared at me every now and then, and then they stared at me every day."

The three old gods ran away in fright, and this was the first time that the only two gods in the world and the upper god who was a senior god were scared and ran away.The brown-clothed boy chased the three old gods around Huohuang, and Du Yi found out that these guys would be full of strength as long as they stepped on the fire-huanged ground according to the reason bred in Huohuang, so he winked.The three old gods ran to the sky, and the boy in brown clothes chased after them, and fell into the ice hole.

Trembling vibrato.

"Hey, old man, let me go, let me go, I won't cut you off. I won't cut you off."

"Hey, it's so cold."

No one cares.

The three old gods hurriedly took a bath and sprayed on perfume.He came out and picked up the big ice sculpture boy.

The boy was surprised to find that the immortals in his heart turned out to be three handsome men.At that time, Taishang Tianzun also liked beauty and was not obsessed with alchemy. Later, Feng Jiu saw Taishang Tianzun obsessed with alchemy, with white beard and hair, and a big beard, unwilling to clean himself up.So it can be seen that there are three handsome gods, the leader is a man in black clothes, holding a Buddhist Zen in his hand, with a kind face, and the other one is quite familiar, it seems that the soul is very familiar, wearing black clothes robe, as cold as ice.There is also a man with a smile on his eyes and eyebrows, holding a folding fan in his hand, a gentleman like jade, and his appearance in white clothes is particularly good-looking.Yes, better looking than myself.

So Rui Ying has always been a narcissistic guy with self-knowledge.Rui Ying was shivering from the cold, but her mind was clear and she understood her position.

The ancient god said: "In ancient times, it was believed that the emperor cultivated virtue, and the world was peaceful, and the heavens sent auspicious auspiciousness in response, which is called Ruiying. You are the young master of Huohuang, named Ruiying, and you will be the emperor of Huohuang in the future."

He finally accepted the reality. He was originally a spiritual being between heaven and earth. He had spiritual wisdom very early on, and he also had these in his subconscious mind. It didn't take much effort to learn.As for those immortal techniques, I really don't know.

Ancient God Venerable and Taishang Tianzun really couldn't think of any good way.So we still have to rely on God.Du Yi came up with an idea, and this idea was originally well-intentioned, thinking that there is a master in all wastes, and these young people rested with the favored sons of heaven.

Opened a school, named it casually, Tianjie School.

(End of this chapter)