The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 425 The Biography of Baixi Fog · Nanke Yimeng

The important thing is that at the end, Feng Jiu folded her arms pitifully, and tremblingly said to the disciple of Houtu Shangshen. "I am sorry to tell God Houtu that my master wants to invite God Houtu to meet in Yingzhou, Donghai in a week."

The apprentice of Shangshen thought it was very naive, and patted Feng Jiu's shoulder very gently, feeling very good in his heart, did not expect the ancient god to be very polite?Bring your pets in person. "Your master has a heart, I'll go back and tell my god, and, little brother, you are very beautiful, too delicate, a man should be like this."

Feng Jiu looked at the nine-foot-tall man timidly, and slammed her down with a palm, knocking her into the ground.

Feng Jiu: ...

What resentment what?
The big brother was embarrassed and shy: "I'm sorry, little brother, I'm too strong, you can call me Xiao Ming."

He dragged her out and returned to the palace in disgrace.

"What? Little Ajiu had a fight, it's good, you're brave and good, very good, I appreciate you."

The ancient god who was studying how many fingers Bai Ze had had looked back at Feng Jiu who came in, and directly pushed Bai Ze into the water.

Baixi Fog: ...

What hatred and what resentment?To treat a beast like this?

Feng Jiu...

What hatred and what resentment?Treat poor little Ah Jiu like this.

"I'm going to die before I get out of the master. I'm afraid I can't even block a slap. It was hacked. I'm afraid the master won't be able to beat Houtushangshen..." She felt aggrieved, and sat down, wiping her hand with her sleeve. Wipe the ashes and squeeze out three or two tears. "Our thirteen days of Zichen Palace will give away this property to others."

"You go wash your face first, I will remember, bullying the people in Zichen Palace is bullying the ancient gods, it is so simple in the gods, I will avenge you, it is really not possible, what about the new year in the future I'll give them a little more trouble in the regular meeting." Unexpectedly, the ancient god, who was always like a needle, suddenly became gentle.

Feng Jiu: Master doesn't make sense at all?

Ancient God Venerable: My Ancient God Venerable is notoriously arrogant and unreasonable.

Feng Jiu: Everyone says that Shizun is a leisurely and noble son who doesn't care about the world...

Ancient God Venerable: Because they can't beat me...

Feng Jiu: "Aren't you afraid that others will say that you protect your weaknesses too much? That you can't tell right from wrong?"

Ancient God Venerable: "They can't beat me."

Feng Jiu: "Master, aren't you afraid that someone will poke your back?"

Ancient God Venerable: "They can't beat me."

Feng Jiu: ...

Master is really domineering, I like this character, very good.Hahaha, big brother, brother Xiaoming, I have wanted to hit you a long time ago, not only because you hit me, but also because every time I take classes, whether it is Buddhist language class or Taoism class, social practice class, constitutional class, ancient prose In class, there will always be such a question, if Xiao Ming is flying in the sky and suddenly meets an eagle, what magic method should he use to stop it?

Feng Jiu: You can choose to spray the real fire of Samadhi, and then roast it into a roasted bird.

Ancient God Venerable: 0 points.

Dharma class: If Xiao Ming chooses to become a monk, at what age can he become a monk before he can achieve the true fruit?
Feng Jiu: Dreaming.Or you can't cultivate, because it's all deceitful by Tianzun.

Ancient God Venerable: 0 points.

Angry, it turned out to be you, who didn't practice Buddhism well, became a monk, and didn't practice Taoism well, and wandered around in all directions every day, don't you hate it?

Feng Jiu hates this person the most.

Xiao Ming, beat him to death.

The Ancient God Venerable watched Feng Jiu go to wash his face in a daze, but he didn't wash it clean, could it be that he made an appointment for a fight, and now he was beaten into a fool?I only have one apprentice now, and although I still like such a little beast, I never thought it would be so sad, hey, thanks to my ancient god, my fame, I never thought, alas, there would be a fool.

So he used the technique of shrinking the ground to an inch, and a mirror appeared in front of him: "Du Yi, save me."

"What's wrong, big brother, I'm still carving a snowman? Why don't you let me figure it out? Why do you want me to save you?"

"My apprentice is stupid?" Ancient God Venerable said very melancholy.

"Ah? I'm so stupid, water more." After speaking, Duo hung up as soon as he got up, and then ran to carve a snowman. This is a birthday present for Feng Jiu, and it must not be taken lightly. It seems that he just heard: "I Plant drooping its head?"

Feng Jiu: ...

Just after taking a shower, cold water poured down on the head, and the Baixi mist trembled.What is this?
She was also a little desperate.Feng Jiu trembled, and looked at Ancient God Venerable resentfully.

Then the next thing happened, Feng Jiu slept with Bai Ze in his arms at night, and the Ancient God Venerable suffered from deep insomnia at night.

For seven days in a row, Feng Jiu has been immersed in sad emotions, these emotions include.

My master is crazy, what should I do?Wait online.

I'm a psycho, what should I do?Wait online.

What if my master treats me like a fool?
What if my master treats me as a mental illness?
What if I live with a mental illness?
Waiting online, it's very urgent, there is no answer from the gods, I will ask again when I come back.

That's right, all these were engraved by Feng Jiu on the big pillar behind the Zichen Hall, and a girl accepted all the information many years later.Her answer was: "Just find a chance and give him a beating. What if the god is sick? Just close the door and give him a beating."

Feng Jiu hugged Bai Xiwu sadly and followed the ancient god to Yingzhou in the East China Sea. After all, Master was going to fight a woman for this little white, okay, Bai Xiwu.horrible.Maybe it's for me lol.

The sea waves lifted into the sky, the wind and waves were violent, she silently watched the legendary Hou Tushang God, who was extremely ugly and huge in body, turned out to be a beautiful fairy in yellow clothes floating like a fairy, so Feng Jiu began to struggle again.

"Could it be possible? I'm actually blind, maybe Master is blind? Such a good-looking God, why don't you take it home? Still face such an ugly comparison like me every day?"

I have to say that the ancient gods have very powerful brainwashing skills, because Feng Jiu, who is the most beautiful in the world, thinks that she is an ugly girl.

"I never thought that one day you would ask me out not for tea? You want to fight with me? Just because of a pet. I have known you for so many years, but I never thought that you are so stingy."

Although Houtu Shangshen was as beautiful as a flower, Feng Jiu was frightened by his hoarse voice when he spoke, leaving Baixiwu behind, and Baixiwu rushed into the turbulent whirlpool.

"I have always been so stingy and stingy. Hey, you guys beat my apprentice into a fool. Although he is a fool, the essence is still different. Why do you treat my apprentice like this?"

The Ancient God Venerable hooked his lips, extremely thin and cool.

"I don't know about this. My apprentice Xiao Ming is a fool. He likes to play with fools. I'm sorry."It seems that it was because the apprentice turned his face.

"Apprentices are not important, but you can't snatch my pets. What's mine is mine, and don't take what's not mine." Ancient God Venerable made seals with both hands. "Hurry up, I'll go back to give a lecture after the fight, I almost forgot that today is the graduation ceremony."

"Master—it's not good, hurry up and save Ah Wu—"

Gu Shenzun heard his apprentice calling him, turned his head to look, and saw that Xiaobai was sucked into the wind, and then disappeared quickly. Among the gods and venerables, since the words were spoken at the beginning, there must be no problem. In the end, he rushed up to grab the Baixi mist, absorbed his mana, his back was empty, and he slapped it with a palm. After getting out of the turbulence, he finally brought Xiaobaize back. When he got down, he put Xiaobaize into his clothes and clasped his fists. "Please." Although there was a smear of bright red blood at the corner of his mouth, he remained calm.

Hou Tu exerted his strength, and the Ancient God Venerable swung out his sleeves, easily and perfectly defeating the Hou Tu Shangshen. The Hou Tushang God fell to the ground, watching the Ancient God Venerable stand facing the wind, his eyes piercingly cold. "I should have known earlier. You have no one in your heart, and no one needs to care. I will never look for you again."

With Bai Ze in one hand and Feng Jiu in the other, Ancient God Venerable flew back to Zichen Hall.

Why pinch?Feng Jiu can't fly...

The useless fairy Feng Jiu couldn't fly.

A small white beast and a young girl were hiding under the window sill of the ancient god.

"Bai Xiwu, do you think we should think of a way? I think if we work hard, maybe we can find a way to get him drunk today, because he has lost his vitality today and his spirit is empty. Let's find a way to make him drunk. There is a bit of painful memory in his mind, who made him always treat us like this?"

While speaking, Ling Kong poured a bucket of cold water.

Feng Jiu: ...

He meows that I am not a plant, why do I water it again?

The ancient god showed a smiling face. "Feng Jiu, what a coincidence, go to Yuelao's place and get me some good wine, I want to drink some wine today, hehe."

Feng Jiu: ...

What a big headed ghost?Is my master a psychopath?Suddenly bewildered.

Ancient God Venerable: Very good, very good, haha.

Bai Xiwu: Poor Ah Jiu, I will avenge you. I have been wanting to change shape many times these days. Look at my forehead, I finally grew a horn. Today he gave me the spirit of the gods, haha.

The Ancient God Venerable closed the window, Feng Jiu took off the leaves from his forehead, luckily it was well water.

At this moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and an exceptionally beautiful and delicate figure appeared.

In Feng Jiu's surprised eyes, a young girl appeared in front of her, like an elf.

There are such beauties in this world.

"We've known each other for so long, yet we didn't know you were so beautiful? Ah Wu, you turned into a human and turned into a human, and you're so beautiful. You have to remember, you must remember, you always become beautiful. Really It's so strange. It's amiable and respectable."

I will definitely take revenge, Feng Jiu threw herself on Bai Xiwu, and Bai Xiwu counterattacked, but Feng Jiu was thrown down and hit the back of her head on the ground.

"Why is it dark? Are there stars?" Feng Jiu said dizzily.

"Eh..." Bai Xiwu shook his head, "Aren't you going to get some wine? Go quickly, Ah Jiu."

Ah Jiu appeared in front of the Ancient God Venerable very attentively, and the Ancient God Venerable pursed his lips.

"Come on, is there anything else you want to tell me?"

He was only wearing his coat, and he was very annoying tonight.

The Bodhi Rebirth Mantra was actually broken.

The spell he had put in half his life was broken like this.

Does it mean that all the memories of the girl he loves have been revived.

He wants to drink.

"Master, the moonlight is very good tonight. I heard that Chen Xiu specially sent many newcomers to brew a lot of pear flower wine. They named it Xiangsizui. I think it's very good. Why don't I go get some for Master to taste?" taste?"

Originally, he didn't want to pay attention to Feng Jiu's tricks.

But there were so many complicated things tonight, he couldn't control his heart, he just felt very annoying.

"Go ahead, I want to drink."

After all, Feng Jiu is young and hasn't experienced love affairs yet, so she doesn't know the many emotions contained in the deep and suppressed voice of the ancient god.

If it's a hangover, hangovers are actually pretty good.

Because you can drink away your sorrow, you can grow slowly from your sorrow, and then forget it.

Acacia Drunk, this name is very good.

He laughs.

Feng Jiu walked out the door and closed it carefully.

Then I saw the girl in the blue dress smiling very lightly, but she was so pretty.

"Ah Wu is so beautiful tonight, but I don't know if the barrier I set up will be broken, and if Master will see through our plot?"

Ah Jiu's sad face and joy can be seen in Bai Xiwu's eyes.

For Ah Jiu who doesn't know anything, it may be just a trick, but for him, it's just a reunion of old friends.

She finally understood that all the memories she had back then had turned into everything she had forgotten.All because of him.

It was just a long time goodbye.

Gu Jie felt throbbing.

He looked at the girl who was originally hidden in the years, coming gracefully.

Then, the Ancient God Venerable drank in a daze, Feng Jiu exhausted all his energy and set up a maze.

When the ancient god woke up, his life had already passed, and when he woke up, he was already in a paradise. Ten miles of peach blossoms were extremely beautiful, and among the falling flowers, there was a beautiful girl unconscious.

The ancient god didn't remember who he was, and he didn't remember anything. He rescued the beautiful girl by instinct. The beautiful girl opened her big watery eyes. The ancient god saw the girl's beautiful eyes without any waves.

The beautiful girl opened her eyes wide in surprise.From then on, girls in white clothes can be seen everywhere in Shili Taoyuan.

The eyes of the man in white are still, but the girl is chattering.

This secret realm was finally shattered, of course it wasn't caused by Feng Jiu. A gluttonous monster was born. When I saw Feng Jiu's secret realm, I thought it was a delicious snack, but the beautiful girl was not weak, and turned into a white unicorn. The beast fought against the gluttonous monster, but the man in white had no strength to restrain the chicken, he could only watch helplessly as the beautiful woman was seriously injured and fell into his arms.

Returning to the godhead, it turns out that Feng Jiu's random nonsense, and the prank with Bai Xiwu, coupled with this alienated gluttonous monster, this is actually the love calamity of the ancient god venerable.

Ever since she did this, Feng Jiu stayed in the mansion of the ancient gods every day, silently not speaking.The ancient god was still the same as before, as if nothing had happened.Occasionally, Feng Jiu would have a sharp tongue, but Feng Jiu dared not reply.

But that time, for the sake of the ancient god, Bai Xiwu cut off the divine horns he cultivated in front of his forehead, cut off his 1-year cultivation base, and fell into a coma for 300 years.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious, and there was almost no successor for the water shortage, but in the end, the big and small things turned into small ones.Didn't say anything.

(End of this chapter)