The waste bird throws down the gods
Chapter 431 The Biography of Baixi Fog·Tourism
Chapter 431 The Biography of Baixi Fog·Tourism
Many gods in the heavens know that recently, Saintess Bai Ze started her career.
The Moyu wind chime was shaking slowly, and the melodious ringing sounded from time to time. Under the west window, the girl was drawing.
The wolf hair was stained with ink, and it smudged on the rice paper, and a lifelike water lotus appeared on the paper.
"His Majesty."
The woman's crisp voice sounded.Without looking up, he knew that the person was his former maid.
"You are already six months pregnant, why do you still come to see me? Doesn't your family love you?"
The picturesque woman put down the pen in her hand and looked back at the woman in soft white clothes.
Belly bulge.
The woman in white was none other than Xin Jichen, the Lady of the Camellias, and she touched her stomach with one hand.
Gentle smile.
"I miss His Majesty in my heart, and His Majesty took good care of me in the past. So I asked Tianlu to bring me here. I want to meet Your Majesty and see how His Majesty is doing now. And I didn't expect that Your Majesty's painting skills are much better now than before. "
The girl smiled.asked gently. "Then look, am I having a good day or not?"
"Your Majesty, although it seems that life is better than before, but I think, Your Majesty, life is actually not very good."
There was a hint of sadness in the eyes of the woman in white.
Seeing Her Majesty the Empress, she finally finished painting, and the waiting celestial beings immediately brought hot water and hot towels.
"Is my life okay? I can't tolerate you talking about it. Tell me about what happened recently. I'm in Jiuchongtian, and there are really not many channels to receive news."
Feng Jiu stretched out her ten fingers like jade, and washed her hands in the porcelain basin. Those catkins were as smooth as koi carp in the water, her nails were like jade, and her phalanges were like plum bones, extremely delicate.
He took the towel and wiped his hands again.Qingming Shangxian subconsciously stepped forward to catch the towel she was about to put down.
The fairies next to her were taken aback, but Feng Jiu smiled slightly.
"Watch the seat."
Feng Jiu sat on the seat.
"Now you are also Shangxian's wife of Silu Shangxian, and you are also a person of status, so you don't have to do these jobs of serving people anymore."
"The maidservant used to be His Majesty's maid for one day, and will be His Majesty's maid for life. You don't need to mind. I used to do these odd jobs. At that time, Your Majesty was still a princess, and I was the only maid. Now this All the fairies in the hall are His Majesty's maids, and His Majesty doesn't need me anymore."
Qing Ming put the towel into the porcelain basin before sitting down.He raised his head and said very calmly.
"If you put it this way, I think there are many differences. Don't talk about the past, I want to hear what's new recently. Can you tell me first?"
Feng Jiu sat there, although she was plain and clean, she had a luxurious and generous magical deterrent force.
"If you insist on asking me what's new recently, then I can tell you the story of Lady Bai Ze."
Qingming nodded with a smile.
Speaking of which, Mrs. Bai Ze Shengnv has done a few very remarkable things recently, the first of which is the development of the tourism industry.It is said that it is still a one-stop service.For example, for today's one-day journey, you can first go to the water shortage and go rowing.Go to Huohuang, climb a volcano, and then soak in a hot spring.Then go to Tuhuang to see the beautiful scenery of ten miles of pear blossoms.You can also go to Dihuang for a day trip to the [-]th floor of hell.
You can go to Jinhuang to enjoy the joy of paradise on earth.
Some still rely on large tracts of flat land to make golf courses.
As for why this ball is called golf?
According to Lady Bai Ze herself, there used to be a fairy surnamed Gao who just opened his mouth. "You mortals."
Then he likes to hit people with a cane.
Once I saw a child playing with a wooden ball. I went up to hit the child, but hit the wooden ball. The wooden ball slapped on the window of the county magistrate, breaking the window paper.
The county magistrate sent someone to deal with this matter, the embarrassed man with a cane said with a smile.
"you……"
A child next to him said. "This is someone sent by the county magistrate."
"Golf is my name, I'm playing golf, please give me your advice."
From then on, children began to learn this game, and then called golf with a stick like a crutch.
Yes, this is a story made up by Kami Shirasawa, but it's interesting.Everyone believed it.
This golf game, called aerobic exercise by Baixiwu, has swept the streets and alleys.
The grass was green, and a group of maids followed behind Du Qian, the prince of the East China Sea.
Bai Xiwu had a smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at the handsome man in front of him.Wearing a gown woven with golden silk threads, she looks noble and luxurious.
This reminded Bai Xiwu of the past.The appearance of Tianlu Shengzi pestering Ah Jiu.
"Miss Ah Wu, I wonder if Ah Jiu would like to come out to play today."
Tian Lu, who was still a little fat man back then, appeared in front of Bai Xiwu in red and green, and gold and silver, and behind the little fat man was a large group of underlings who pretended to be tigers.
At that time, Bai Xiwu was still a young girl. Although she had a good relationship with Ah Jiu, no one dared to presumptuously mention this Bai Ze saint from all over the world. She was really a strong ice beauty.
Feng Jiu likes to laugh for a while, and cry for a while. An emotional little girl is easy to please, but she can't figure it out.
Bai Xiwu was as cold as ice on the face and heart.
Apart from being able to laugh, cry and speak the truth to Feng Jiu, she was extremely ruthless when facing cold faces.
"Ask me, oh, you can ask her yourself."
Bai Xiwu flew away in an icy blue dress.
"No way, Miss Ah Wu, you have to give me an accurate number, otherwise my heart is in a state of turmoil, what should I do?"
That idiot kept running around behind her.
Baixi Wu felt more and more annoying.
Said with hands on hips. "Do you know that you annoy this girl so much?"
"Hey, of course I know that I am annoying you, but I know that if I am annoying Ah Jiu, Ah Jiu will kill me, and you, you have such a good personality, you will definitely not blame me."
Tianlu said very happily, with a wide smile on his face. Although he is a little fatter and his clothes are a little gaudy, his temper is still very good.
"Heh, co-author, you have figured out what kind of personality I am? So you came after me and asked, I am going to go for thirteen days now, do you want to follow me, just so we can go and see your dear Ah Jiu together .”
Bai Xiwu had a cold smile on his face.
"It's really scary that you're going to the Ancient God Venerable. It's okay. I'm scared to death when I hear him every day in class. It's okay. You go first. Remember to check back for me, ah Is Jiu willing to play with me?"
Tianlu Shengzi ran away immediately in fright.
In fact, Ah Wu really likes to go to Thirteen Days. He just thinks that the air in Thirteen Days seems to be fragrant. This is because he was moved by his master's peerless appearance and peerless temperament.
Ah Jiu felt that it was very difficult for him to fly for thirteen days before, but he didn't expect it to be very, very easy today, and he didn't see that person.
In the past, when the Bodhi flowers bloomed, they were very beautiful. The man stood there, dressed in purple, with hair like snow.
It looks beautiful.
But, why didn't you see him?
For thirteen days, there were no other servants of Xian'e.
I asked him earlier, why?
At that time, she still didn't understand the look in his eyes.
"Since Pangu opened the world, this deity has felt that all the power in this world is actually not as straightforward as the original power. It's great that this deity does everything by himself. This deity wants to ask you. Bai Ze, the Japanese deity sees you after school. Just idle around, why not come and clean my Zichen Palace."
When the man spoke, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.It looked extraordinarily warm.
I must have visited a fellow Taoist again, right?
Bai Xiwu confessed, and began to clean it seriously. It was obviously the mansion of a fairy family, but also the mansion of a god, but it was like this. It was always like this. It seemed that I had to do it myself, but now I got myself It's on hand.
I just don't know why, but when I clean here, I feel happy, sufficient, satisfied, happy, and even a little joyful.
She cleaned slowly, and when she arrived in the main hall, there was no one on the beauty couch where he used to lie in the store. Baixi Wu ghost walked over and lay down on it.
Maybe it was all the time and things these days that made her feel a little troubled, but she was lying here and fell asleep very quickly.
This is what he saw when he came back.The girl in the ice blue gauze dress was lying on the bed of the beauty, holding a book she used to read in her arms, and fell asleep peacefully like that. She was clearly a Sleeping Beauty, with long eyelashes fluttering.The porcelain white face looked lovely and pitiful.
He quietly walked forward, fixed, looking at the sleeping man.Flicking his long sleeves, he sat down.
Some warm hands slowly stretched out, caressing her face.Delineating the curve of her eyebrows.
The little girl in front of him was someone he had admired for a long time, and he had liked her very much a long time ago.
There seemed to be a galaxy of stars in the deep eyes, but to be honest, she was the only one.
Just watching quietly like this.
In fact, this is also very good, let the time pass slowly, and the sand in the hourglass will slowly slide down.
If time is a cycle, meeting you is the beginning, staying with you is the end, and meeting you again is the beginning.
Ah Wu, do you know what you look like now, you look so beautiful?
From the bottom of my heart, a smile suddenly appeared.
That smile is so sincere and so touching.
It's just a pity that no one can see it?Because he has long hidden all his affection deep in his heart, who doesn't know?
"Miss Saint. Are you sure you want to play a round of golf with me? I heard that you are very good at golf. I used to think in my heart whether you want to compete with me? You are willing to compete with me, aren't you? "
The silly boy in front of him should have been repeated many times, but it's a pity, although this prince of the East China Sea is so handsome, what is it?Baixiwu didn't care at all.
"Yeah, why don't we compare golf balls to see if you are more accurate or I am more accurate?"
"It's an honor to be here."
Du Qian looked as humble as a jade, as his name suggests.
It was too late to say it, and when Du Qian was still aiming, Bai Xiwu had already made the fairies quickly put all the balls in front of them.
Lying, lying, lying~
Du Qian shook his hand, and the ball flew out, but Bai Xiwu knocked the ball into the air for several seconds.
"Okay, there's no need to compare." Bai Xiwu shook the stick, then washed his hands.
Du Qian followed anxiously.
"Miss Saint, what are you doing? Why haven't you finished the competition yet? I just hit a ball. Although I didn't hit the first ball well, I will definitely hit the next one."
Looking at the boy in front of him with a bitter look on his face.Bai Xiwu decided to speak softly. "Well. I believe you will hit the next ball well, but I have already played my ball. If you don't believe me, take a look at the result?"
The fairy official who was checking the results in the distance flew back with great effort.
"Full marks, my lord, you've got full marks again."
Du Qian turned pale with shock. "You actually played so well. Yes, yes, it was my mistake. I shouldn't bother you. It's just a trick."
Bai Xiwu smiled uninhibitedly.
"Young man, you still have a lot to learn."
The fairy official said proudly. "You don't know our lady saint, but we are the holder of all golf records."
Du Qian's mouth looked as if it could hold a duck egg.
Baixiwu left alone.The lonely back, walking in the wind, is like a knight parading the world.
That woman must be very lonely.Du Qian touched his chin.
In fact, that woman was thinking about, um, these princes from all over the world.It seems to have a little fate with her.
Bai Xiwu sighed.
Du Yitan back then was a chubby doll who helped him a lot back then, but he didn't know where he went now. I heard that he actually went down to the mortal world, and it seemed that he had a relationship. Why is he so decadent? This is not his character. If he thinks about it this way, if he travels around, he may be able to meet him.Who knew that at this time a fluffy white thing suddenly rushed past in front of him.
"Where is the evildoer, how dare you make trouble in front of me, Bai Ze."
Baixi Wu put out a formation.
"My lord, my lord, I am Xiaoyan."
I don't know what the sound is, and it keeps shouting in my ear.
"It's your uncle, it's your uncle, I'm Xiaoyan."
Bai Xiwu's face turned black, and he was running wild in all directions. After so many days, there is still someone who dares to call himself uncle in front of him?
"Please come out, sir, and let me see who is sacred."
(End of this chapter)
Many gods in the heavens know that recently, Saintess Bai Ze started her career.
The Moyu wind chime was shaking slowly, and the melodious ringing sounded from time to time. Under the west window, the girl was drawing.
The wolf hair was stained with ink, and it smudged on the rice paper, and a lifelike water lotus appeared on the paper.
"His Majesty."
The woman's crisp voice sounded.Without looking up, he knew that the person was his former maid.
"You are already six months pregnant, why do you still come to see me? Doesn't your family love you?"
The picturesque woman put down the pen in her hand and looked back at the woman in soft white clothes.
Belly bulge.
The woman in white was none other than Xin Jichen, the Lady of the Camellias, and she touched her stomach with one hand.
Gentle smile.
"I miss His Majesty in my heart, and His Majesty took good care of me in the past. So I asked Tianlu to bring me here. I want to meet Your Majesty and see how His Majesty is doing now. And I didn't expect that Your Majesty's painting skills are much better now than before. "
The girl smiled.asked gently. "Then look, am I having a good day or not?"
"Your Majesty, although it seems that life is better than before, but I think, Your Majesty, life is actually not very good."
There was a hint of sadness in the eyes of the woman in white.
Seeing Her Majesty the Empress, she finally finished painting, and the waiting celestial beings immediately brought hot water and hot towels.
"Is my life okay? I can't tolerate you talking about it. Tell me about what happened recently. I'm in Jiuchongtian, and there are really not many channels to receive news."
Feng Jiu stretched out her ten fingers like jade, and washed her hands in the porcelain basin. Those catkins were as smooth as koi carp in the water, her nails were like jade, and her phalanges were like plum bones, extremely delicate.
He took the towel and wiped his hands again.Qingming Shangxian subconsciously stepped forward to catch the towel she was about to put down.
The fairies next to her were taken aback, but Feng Jiu smiled slightly.
"Watch the seat."
Feng Jiu sat on the seat.
"Now you are also Shangxian's wife of Silu Shangxian, and you are also a person of status, so you don't have to do these jobs of serving people anymore."
"The maidservant used to be His Majesty's maid for one day, and will be His Majesty's maid for life. You don't need to mind. I used to do these odd jobs. At that time, Your Majesty was still a princess, and I was the only maid. Now this All the fairies in the hall are His Majesty's maids, and His Majesty doesn't need me anymore."
Qing Ming put the towel into the porcelain basin before sitting down.He raised his head and said very calmly.
"If you put it this way, I think there are many differences. Don't talk about the past, I want to hear what's new recently. Can you tell me first?"
Feng Jiu sat there, although she was plain and clean, she had a luxurious and generous magical deterrent force.
"If you insist on asking me what's new recently, then I can tell you the story of Lady Bai Ze."
Qingming nodded with a smile.
Speaking of which, Mrs. Bai Ze Shengnv has done a few very remarkable things recently, the first of which is the development of the tourism industry.It is said that it is still a one-stop service.For example, for today's one-day journey, you can first go to the water shortage and go rowing.Go to Huohuang, climb a volcano, and then soak in a hot spring.Then go to Tuhuang to see the beautiful scenery of ten miles of pear blossoms.You can also go to Dihuang for a day trip to the [-]th floor of hell.
You can go to Jinhuang to enjoy the joy of paradise on earth.
Some still rely on large tracts of flat land to make golf courses.
As for why this ball is called golf?
According to Lady Bai Ze herself, there used to be a fairy surnamed Gao who just opened his mouth. "You mortals."
Then he likes to hit people with a cane.
Once I saw a child playing with a wooden ball. I went up to hit the child, but hit the wooden ball. The wooden ball slapped on the window of the county magistrate, breaking the window paper.
The county magistrate sent someone to deal with this matter, the embarrassed man with a cane said with a smile.
"you……"
A child next to him said. "This is someone sent by the county magistrate."
"Golf is my name, I'm playing golf, please give me your advice."
From then on, children began to learn this game, and then called golf with a stick like a crutch.
Yes, this is a story made up by Kami Shirasawa, but it's interesting.Everyone believed it.
This golf game, called aerobic exercise by Baixiwu, has swept the streets and alleys.
The grass was green, and a group of maids followed behind Du Qian, the prince of the East China Sea.
Bai Xiwu had a smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at the handsome man in front of him.Wearing a gown woven with golden silk threads, she looks noble and luxurious.
This reminded Bai Xiwu of the past.The appearance of Tianlu Shengzi pestering Ah Jiu.
"Miss Ah Wu, I wonder if Ah Jiu would like to come out to play today."
Tian Lu, who was still a little fat man back then, appeared in front of Bai Xiwu in red and green, and gold and silver, and behind the little fat man was a large group of underlings who pretended to be tigers.
At that time, Bai Xiwu was still a young girl. Although she had a good relationship with Ah Jiu, no one dared to presumptuously mention this Bai Ze saint from all over the world. She was really a strong ice beauty.
Feng Jiu likes to laugh for a while, and cry for a while. An emotional little girl is easy to please, but she can't figure it out.
Bai Xiwu was as cold as ice on the face and heart.
Apart from being able to laugh, cry and speak the truth to Feng Jiu, she was extremely ruthless when facing cold faces.
"Ask me, oh, you can ask her yourself."
Bai Xiwu flew away in an icy blue dress.
"No way, Miss Ah Wu, you have to give me an accurate number, otherwise my heart is in a state of turmoil, what should I do?"
That idiot kept running around behind her.
Baixi Wu felt more and more annoying.
Said with hands on hips. "Do you know that you annoy this girl so much?"
"Hey, of course I know that I am annoying you, but I know that if I am annoying Ah Jiu, Ah Jiu will kill me, and you, you have such a good personality, you will definitely not blame me."
Tianlu said very happily, with a wide smile on his face. Although he is a little fatter and his clothes are a little gaudy, his temper is still very good.
"Heh, co-author, you have figured out what kind of personality I am? So you came after me and asked, I am going to go for thirteen days now, do you want to follow me, just so we can go and see your dear Ah Jiu together .”
Bai Xiwu had a cold smile on his face.
"It's really scary that you're going to the Ancient God Venerable. It's okay. I'm scared to death when I hear him every day in class. It's okay. You go first. Remember to check back for me, ah Is Jiu willing to play with me?"
Tianlu Shengzi ran away immediately in fright.
In fact, Ah Wu really likes to go to Thirteen Days. He just thinks that the air in Thirteen Days seems to be fragrant. This is because he was moved by his master's peerless appearance and peerless temperament.
Ah Jiu felt that it was very difficult for him to fly for thirteen days before, but he didn't expect it to be very, very easy today, and he didn't see that person.
In the past, when the Bodhi flowers bloomed, they were very beautiful. The man stood there, dressed in purple, with hair like snow.
It looks beautiful.
But, why didn't you see him?
For thirteen days, there were no other servants of Xian'e.
I asked him earlier, why?
At that time, she still didn't understand the look in his eyes.
"Since Pangu opened the world, this deity has felt that all the power in this world is actually not as straightforward as the original power. It's great that this deity does everything by himself. This deity wants to ask you. Bai Ze, the Japanese deity sees you after school. Just idle around, why not come and clean my Zichen Palace."
When the man spoke, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.It looked extraordinarily warm.
I must have visited a fellow Taoist again, right?
Bai Xiwu confessed, and began to clean it seriously. It was obviously the mansion of a fairy family, but also the mansion of a god, but it was like this. It was always like this. It seemed that I had to do it myself, but now I got myself It's on hand.
I just don't know why, but when I clean here, I feel happy, sufficient, satisfied, happy, and even a little joyful.
She cleaned slowly, and when she arrived in the main hall, there was no one on the beauty couch where he used to lie in the store. Baixi Wu ghost walked over and lay down on it.
Maybe it was all the time and things these days that made her feel a little troubled, but she was lying here and fell asleep very quickly.
This is what he saw when he came back.The girl in the ice blue gauze dress was lying on the bed of the beauty, holding a book she used to read in her arms, and fell asleep peacefully like that. She was clearly a Sleeping Beauty, with long eyelashes fluttering.The porcelain white face looked lovely and pitiful.
He quietly walked forward, fixed, looking at the sleeping man.Flicking his long sleeves, he sat down.
Some warm hands slowly stretched out, caressing her face.Delineating the curve of her eyebrows.
The little girl in front of him was someone he had admired for a long time, and he had liked her very much a long time ago.
There seemed to be a galaxy of stars in the deep eyes, but to be honest, she was the only one.
Just watching quietly like this.
In fact, this is also very good, let the time pass slowly, and the sand in the hourglass will slowly slide down.
If time is a cycle, meeting you is the beginning, staying with you is the end, and meeting you again is the beginning.
Ah Wu, do you know what you look like now, you look so beautiful?
From the bottom of my heart, a smile suddenly appeared.
That smile is so sincere and so touching.
It's just a pity that no one can see it?Because he has long hidden all his affection deep in his heart, who doesn't know?
"Miss Saint. Are you sure you want to play a round of golf with me? I heard that you are very good at golf. I used to think in my heart whether you want to compete with me? You are willing to compete with me, aren't you? "
The silly boy in front of him should have been repeated many times, but it's a pity, although this prince of the East China Sea is so handsome, what is it?Baixiwu didn't care at all.
"Yeah, why don't we compare golf balls to see if you are more accurate or I am more accurate?"
"It's an honor to be here."
Du Qian looked as humble as a jade, as his name suggests.
It was too late to say it, and when Du Qian was still aiming, Bai Xiwu had already made the fairies quickly put all the balls in front of them.
Lying, lying, lying~
Du Qian shook his hand, and the ball flew out, but Bai Xiwu knocked the ball into the air for several seconds.
"Okay, there's no need to compare." Bai Xiwu shook the stick, then washed his hands.
Du Qian followed anxiously.
"Miss Saint, what are you doing? Why haven't you finished the competition yet? I just hit a ball. Although I didn't hit the first ball well, I will definitely hit the next one."
Looking at the boy in front of him with a bitter look on his face.Bai Xiwu decided to speak softly. "Well. I believe you will hit the next ball well, but I have already played my ball. If you don't believe me, take a look at the result?"
The fairy official who was checking the results in the distance flew back with great effort.
"Full marks, my lord, you've got full marks again."
Du Qian turned pale with shock. "You actually played so well. Yes, yes, it was my mistake. I shouldn't bother you. It's just a trick."
Bai Xiwu smiled uninhibitedly.
"Young man, you still have a lot to learn."
The fairy official said proudly. "You don't know our lady saint, but we are the holder of all golf records."
Du Qian's mouth looked as if it could hold a duck egg.
Baixiwu left alone.The lonely back, walking in the wind, is like a knight parading the world.
That woman must be very lonely.Du Qian touched his chin.
In fact, that woman was thinking about, um, these princes from all over the world.It seems to have a little fate with her.
Bai Xiwu sighed.
Du Yitan back then was a chubby doll who helped him a lot back then, but he didn't know where he went now. I heard that he actually went down to the mortal world, and it seemed that he had a relationship. Why is he so decadent? This is not his character. If he thinks about it this way, if he travels around, he may be able to meet him.Who knew that at this time a fluffy white thing suddenly rushed past in front of him.
"Where is the evildoer, how dare you make trouble in front of me, Bai Ze."
Baixi Wu put out a formation.
"My lord, my lord, I am Xiaoyan."
I don't know what the sound is, and it keeps shouting in my ear.
"It's your uncle, it's your uncle, I'm Xiaoyan."
Bai Xiwu's face turned black, and he was running wild in all directions. After so many days, there is still someone who dares to call himself uncle in front of him?
"Please come out, sir, and let me see who is sacred."
(End of this chapter)
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