ex-wife

Chapter 225

Every weekend is an activity day for the Shen family, no matter what important work they have to stop, at least one day they have to take their son up the mountain and down the river, this is the rule of Chu Qi.

However, every time these two children go out, there will be some troubles. Chu Qi always dotes on his son and has no complaints, but Shen Yan always complains.

This weekend is very different. Both adults and children in the Shen family are in a state of extreme excitement. When Shen Xiaomi and Shen Qian learned that it was Uncle Wanyu and Uncle Mai Zhe who took them out today, they jumped up and down for joy, because it meant Any reasonable and unreasonable demands they put forward can be satisfied unconditionally.

Xiaomi once asked his brother secretly, "Brother, why do Uncle Wan and Uncle Maizi listen to us so much?"

Xiaoqian and Shen Yan have been in and out of countless big occasions, and they are also extremely sensitive to this delicate interpersonal relationship in terms of talent. He frowned and glanced at Xiaomi like a man, "Stupid! How could they listen to our children? It's because If you listen to your parents, you will be afraid of us!"

Xiaomi tilted his head in thought, "They are afraid of us, we are afraid of our parents, our parents are afraid of grandma, and grandma is afraid of us... Is that why we are the best?"

Xiaoqian looked at Xiaomi in surprise, never expecting Xiaomi to be able to straighten out such a complicated relationship, "It's really improved!"

"Hey...how can Xiaoqian's younger brother be stupid..." Xiaomi wiped honey on her mouth and didn't forget to please her brother.

For this point of view, Xiaoqian quite agrees, "Well! It makes sense! Let's go!"

The two brothers look exactly alike, not to mention outsiders, even their mother Chu Qi sometimes admits mistakes, so in order to prevent Wan Yu and Mai Zhe from admitting the wrong person, Chu Qi put a blue hat on Xiaoqian and put it on Xiaomi. He took off the yellow hat, and told Wan Yu again and again to make him remember clearly.

"Xiaoqian blue, millet yellow, Xiaoqian blue, millet yellow..." After Wan Yu said it several times, he found a pattern: beige, so you won't remember it wrong!Wan Yu thinks he is very smart...

As soon as he stopped the car, a little blue cap got into the back seat of the car, smiling at him with a big smile, "Hello, Uncle Wan!"

"So good!" Wan Yu wanted to pinch his face, but stopped in mid-air, because he remembered that he pinched his face last time, but the boy moved extremely quickly, and lifted a board with wet paint to block it , causing him to touch the paint with one hand.

The kid was still looking at him with hatred at that time, and said that "you always have to pay back when you come out to mess around", it seems that he was irritated by being touched...

"Ahem!" He coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment, and after seeing clearly that the little blue cap in front of him, he said, "Xiaoqian, go and tell Xiaomi to hurry up!"

"Xiaomi is here!" Little Blue Cap replied while sitting upright.

Wan Yu stretched his neck and looked back for a long time, but he didn't see anyone, "Where is it? Where is Xiaomi? I said Xiaoqian, you go and call! Don't you want to go out and play?"

"Xiaomi is here!" Little Blue Riding Hood said the same thing.

Wan Yu was angry, "Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"

The little blue cap stared at Wan Yu questioningly, "You can't see me sitting here? Uncle Wan, go to the hospital to check your eyes!"

"I...you..." Wan Yu silently recited the formula of "beige beige beige" several times in his heart, that's right... He frowned, "No... isn't the little blue hat Xiaoqian? The little yellow hat is Xiaomi!"

"Why are you dumber than me? Can't you change hats?" Xiaomi was very pleased to finally find someone who was dumber than himself, and he was an adult. However, it seemed that adults were a little bit dumber than children. Ms. Mi Chuqi is the stupidest one. I heard from my grandma that she can’t even tell the difference between Papa’s underwear and her own underwear. That’s not true. The inability to distinguish underwear is a problem with the eyes, not an IQ problem!Could it be that Mom's eyes have the same problem as Uncle Wan Yu's?
no!Xiaomi is a good boy who loves Mommy, so Papa must take Mommy to the hospital!

He hurriedly got out of the car and rushed into the bedroom of Mom and Dad, huh? Papa and Mommy are playing and kissing on the balcony...

"Papa!" He yelled across the sky, startling the two hugging people apart.

"Xiaomi, didn't you leave?" Shen Yan's temples were bulging with veins.

Chu Qi was a little confused by Shen Yan's kiss, "Huh? Isn't this Xiaoqian?"

Xiaomi was stunned, it's over, there is something wrong with Mommy's eyes...

With a wow, he rushed to Mommy, pulled Mommy down and squatted down, and stretched out a little finger, "Mommy, what is this?"

"One..." Chu Qi was a little annoyed. Like Shen Yan, his son thought she was mentally handicapped...

Xiaomi tilted his head to look at Mommy, then tugged at the corner of Shen Yan's clothes, "Papa, Xiaomi and Xiaoqian are not bothering you today, you take Mommy to the hospital to have a look at your eyes! There must be something wrong with Mommy's eyes."

"Bastard, curse your mommy!" Chu Qi patted Xiaomi's butt lightly.

"Then why can't you tell the difference between Xiaomi and Xiaoqian?" Xiaomi looked at her with condemning eyes.

"Uh...it's always...it's just sometimes...brat, why don't you change the hat and Xiaoqian!" She felt a little guilty, and decided to use her mother's majesty to retaliate for her son's contempt.

"Oh...okay..." Xiaomi tugged at the corner of Shen Yan's clothes worryingly, and found that his papa had already rolled over with laughter... "Remember to take Mommy to the hospital! Check your IQ without checking your eyes!"

After speaking, fearing that Mommy would slap his little butt, he immediately went upstairs to change hats with Xiaoqian.

Behind him, Shen Yan burst into laughter.

Chu Qi glared at him, "You laugh again?! Laugh again..."

Shen Yan raised his hands in surrender, "I didn't laugh at you... I laughed at my son... After all, it's my son, why is it the same as what I thought when I was a child? I also wanted to suggest that your parents take you to have your IQ checked. ..."

"Surnamed Shen!" The bedroom was rattling, something fell all over the floor...

When Xiaomi, who had changed his hat, passed by, he shrank his neck and ran, "Is this... the world war written in Xiaoqian's incomprehensible book? It's not just a legend..."

I don't know what Xiaoqian is dawdling about, he hasn't come down yet, he is facing the morning sun, wondering if those books in the study room are more interesting than the sun?Why did Xiaoqian insist on reading those few pages before coming down.

However, Xiaomi still admires his brother very much. They are all five-year-old children in the big class. Why does my brother know almost all the characters in the book?However, when he writes "Shen Xiaomi", he still writes crookedly, and the word "qian" in "Shen Qian" is often written as "tiger" by him.

Well, I have to learn the word "qian" when I come back tonight. It's a shame that my brother's name can't be written...

Besides, Xiaoqian is not a tiger, but a brother...

In fact, no matter what Shen Xiaomi does, his mind is always working hard. There is never a time when he does not think about problems. Look, his mind is so busy even when he is walking, but the problems he thinks are always the same as the teacher's requirements. It's just different...

Open the door and get in the car.

Wan Yu stared at the little yellow hat and lamented, "Where's Xiaomi? Where's Xiaomi?"

Shen Xiaomi stared back at him, feeling a kind of unspeakable sadness...

"Xiaoqian, why did Xiaomi come in again when you came? Call Xiaomi here! Ready to go!" He checked the time, it was really late, the sun would be too strong soon, and the two boys would be sunburned.

Shen Xiaomi fell into endless sympathy for the weak people with low IQ, shook her head in despair and sighed, "Uncle Wan, I am Xiaomi..."

Wan Yu stared at his little yellow hat and instantly petrified...

"I swear, I won't have children if I kill you..."

Xiaoqian heard Wan Yu's astonishing oath when he got in the car, and asked in surprise and horror, "Uncle Wan, do you suffer from infertility? You went to that hospital for treatment, and the advertisement that was broadcast in the Golden Theater every night, Wait for me, I'll ask grandma, she must remember it every day..."

After saying that, he went to open the door, with a very pitiful expression on Uncle Wan's face...

"Stop!" Wan Yu couldn't bear it anymore and roared.

Xiaoqian shrank back and looked at him innocently.

He wiped his face and stepped on the accelerator painfully, "Infertility...Shen Da, your kid is as precocious as you..."

Shen Xiaomi quietly pulled Xiaoqian's clothes, and humbly asked for advice, "Brother, what is infertility?"

"Ah, I asked my grandma..." Shen Qian began to show off his knowledge, "I just can't have a baby..."

Shen Xiaomi was relieved when she heard it, and patted Wan Yu's shoulder, "Uncle Wan, I know why you are infertile!"

The corners of Wan Yu's lips twitched, his brain twitched, and he really wanted to yell, "I am not infertile!"

"Uncle Wan, because you don't have a woman to sleep with you!" Classmate Xiaomi's quotations have always been so amazing.

"Pfft——" Wan Yu really vomited this time, and he looked back at Shen Xiaomi like a monster.

Xiaomi also frowned, secretly wondering why Uncle Wan had such eyes?Doesn't he believe it? "Really! My Papa Mommy..." He quickly covered his mouth halfway through speaking.

Wan Yu came back to reality from the half-crazy state, heard some tricky gossip, and immediately started to talk about Xiaomi, "Xiaomi, tell me, what happened to your Papa and Mommy?"

Xiaomi shook her head again and again, "Mummy said, you are not allowed to discuss sleeping with no clothes on with outsiders!"

"Shen Xiaomi!" Xiaoqian tried his best to cover his mouth, but in the end he was still a step too slow, no, Shen Xiaomi's mouth was too fast, please, are there any men who are not so deep?He was extremely helpless, "Shen Xiaomi, you are too stupid..."

Wan Yu eavesdropped on something tricky, overjoyed, ecstatic, and the car was elated, and suddenly heard the cold voice of classmate Shen Qian, "Uncle Wan, have you ever slept with a woman without clothes? So happy?"

"I...boy..." He felt that he had to say something to this kid...

"Oh, I forgot that you are infertile..." Why did Xiaoqian speak more and more sharply like Shen Da?

"Let me tell you, I didn't..." Wan Yu turned around and must explain clearly, otherwise his wisdom will be lost for the rest of his life!
"Drive carefully!" Shen Qian's seemingly indifferent eyes could reveal a chill...

Wan Yu shuddered, it was so dangerous, he almost crashed a car!Obediently!I'm alone, so it doesn't matter if I lose my life, don't put these two princes together...

He made up his mind not to be seduced by these two brats again, and focused on driving, waiting to pick up Major and his wife before letting them fight with the two brothers!

Mai Zhe and his girlfriend Tangtang had been waiting for quite a while before they saw Wan Yu's car coming, and they couldn't help complaining about Wan Yu's slow speed after getting in the car.

Wan Yu was extremely wronged, "The two princes are slow, what can I do?"

Mai Zhe went to tease Xiaoqian and Xiaomi, "Which of you is Xiaoqian and who is Xiaomi?"

Xiaomi stared at him, and really didn't want to answer the question that had been asked the [-]th time. Of course, he couldn't count to [-], but he just felt that saying so meant a lot.

He couldn't understand why adults were as stupid as his mother?He and a kid as young as Xiaoqian can tell this question clearly, but adults can't tell it apart...

The world is crazy...

Mai Zhe didn't know why the two brothers looked at him with eyes that were almost contemptuous. He shrugged and said to Tangtang who was also sitting in the back row, "How is it? Mr. Shen's son, isn't he cute? We have a baby too. A couple!"

"Pfft—" Wan Yu sprayed again, secretly thinking, after you spend a day with these two boys today, you will be infertile like me...

Ok?He suddenly felt that something was wrong, it was unreasonable, he was assimilated by two brats, and he really accepted the fact that he was infertile...

No, not the truth!Not true!Good spirits and bad spirits!He was muttering something, and my mother pointed at him to carry on the family line of the Wan family. After all, if I really don't have children, I will probably be beaten to death by my mother...

While thinking wildly, I heard Tangtang say in a loud voice, "If you want to give birth, find someone else to give birth to!"

Yo, the young couple quarreled!There is a good show to watch...

Wan Yu never denies the nature of his gossip...

"Tangtang..." Mai Zhe glanced at Wan Yu, signaling Tangtang to save him some face in front of his colleagues.

Tangtang snorted and stopped talking, and only cared about teasing the children. She couldn't tell who was Xiaomi and who was Xiaoqian, but she had just witnessed the deflation of a talented computer engineer, so she decided to find out the answer in a different way.

"Xiaomi!" she called out sweetly.

"Hello, beautiful sister!" Xiaomi has always been very polite to beautiful women.

what!This method worked!It turned out that Xiaomi was wearing the little yellow hat, uh, I called someone, so I have nothing to say, right? "Ahem... that..." She is not very good at dealing with children, especially to find topics of interest to them, "that... can Xiaomi speak French after living in France for so long?"

"A little bit!" Xiaomi found out that people who are beautiful are smart. This older sister's IQ is obviously higher, and she actually knew that he was Xiaomi. Well, he ranked her as the third smartest, after Papa and brother. After a while, I felt that this theory was not valid. My mother is also very beautiful, so why is she not smart?

Inadvertently, he caught a glimpse of his sister's chest, and he knew it...

It turns out that this sister has small breasts, so she is smart. Mommy should be the kind with big breasts and no brains...

He thinks the word "big breasts and no brains" is really good, although he learned it while watching soap operas with his grandmother...

Who said soap operas are not nutritious?He and Xiaoqian can learn a lot of new words!

Why does a big-breasted mother who is desperately leveling in front of the computer feel hot in her ears?If she knew that her son classified her as the type with big breasts and no brains, she would be furious...

Seeing Xiaomi's tangled face, Tangtang laughed secretly, and turned to talk to Xiaoqian, "Xiaoqian, tell sister, what do you usually like?"

Xiaoqian usually has a very calm look. A man should speak less to be deep enough and have a city mansion. How can he be like Xiaomi, who can get all his family's wealth out of others.

So, his answer was very cautious, "I like what I like."

good answer...

Tangtang was stunned for a moment, but Mai Zhe laughed out loud.

Tangtang consciously lost face and glared at Mai Zhe, "Why are you laughing?"

"Isn't it okay to just smile?" Major shrugged.

Wan Yu started to feel bored after not talking for a while, so he decided to talk about something interesting, "What's the matter? Maizi? Did the young couple quarrel?"

Major lamented, "Yeah! I've been ignored for a week!"

Wan Yu laughed at him openly, "The couple quarrel at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed, you are too worthless!"

"Uncle Wan, what is a bedside quarrel?" Xiaomi's thirst for knowledge was aroused again.

"Ah... this... it's like when your Uncle Major and Sister Tangtang quarreled and rolled from one end of the bed to the other, and then they made up..." Wan Yu explained with a sullen smile.

"Did you explain it that way? Teach children bad!" Mai Zhe taught him with a sense of justice.

Wan Yu almost wanted to cry out to God, "The two of them are still trying to make things worse? They even know about infertility..."

Xiaomi looked at Wan Yu angrily, did he know that infertility is a bad child?Grandma knows it too!There's even an ad on TV!

However, classmate Xiaomi is more interested in another matter now, so he raised his head and asked Mai Zhe, "Uncle Maizi, why haven't you and Sister Tangtang reconciled yet?"

A clear and composed voice came, "Because they didn't go to bed."

Except for Xiaomi and the speaker himself, the whole car was sprayed...

It turns out that classmate Xiaoqian is fine if he doesn't speak, but if he speaks, it will become a classic...

In the end, Tangtang stared at the two filthy men with her face flushed, "You two are not pure! The sex/bed that Xiaoqian talked about is not the kind of sex/bed you think!"

Classmate Xiaomi became curious again, "Sister Tangtang, what kind of sex is Xiaoqian talking about? What kind of sex is Brother Maizi thinking?"

Tangtang decided to declare defeat at this point, her smile was like a flower, and her voice was as sweet as honey, "Student Xiaomi, you will understand when you grow up..."

"This has to wait until he grows up!" Classmate Xiaomi was depressed.

"This has to wait until he grows up..." Wan Yu emphasized with a suppressed smile.

"That's enough, you two bad men, don't spoil the little man! Are you going to the forest park? We have to get off the car and climb the mountain, Xiaoqian Xiaomi, can you do it?" Tangtang asked.

"I papa said, men can't say no!"

crazy...

Wan Yu smiled menacingly, and Shen Da's green face could be seen on Monday...

It is said that the reason why Xiaoqian and Xiaomi are willing to come to the forest park is because they are greedy for the barbecue garden on the top of the mountain. They are extremely disgusted with the difficult road up the mountain.

When they came here with their parents, they didn't want to go by themselves, and they gave a very reasonable reason - why walk when they could drive up?I really don't understand, there are such stupid people!

That was the only time that Shen Yan was evaluated as stupid by his son.

But he really didn't think of a reason to refute his son, he just used his father's lust to force them to climb up the mountain by themselves.

But it’s different now, Xiaoqian and Xiaomi exchanged a look, it’s a fool not to take advantage of the ready-made advantages...

Xiaomi suddenly said "Ouch", fell down, and then burst into tears.

Wan Yu was frightened, picked him up and shouted to his ancestor, "Are you okay?"

"It hurts, my foot hurts..." Xiaomi continued to groan.

"Uncle Wan, his feet are weak when he walks, so he fell." The purpose of Xiaoqian's words is to tell everyone that his feet are also weak, but it is still necessary to pretend to wrestle. Let Xiaomi do it!
How to do? "Why don't you go to barbecue?" Mai Zhe felt that he might become Xiaoqian's porter, and began to retreat.

"No! I'm going! I'm going!" Xiaomi's small voice lit up surprisingly, and Xiaoqian later suggested that he learn tenor.

"Uh...Xiaoqian, can you still go?" Mai Zhe asked tentatively.

As for Xiaomi, he is already in Wan Yu's arms, so it's impossible to let the little injury go on, right?

Xiaoqian shook his head in distress, Mai Zhe walked towards him with a sad face, and squatted down with his back facing him, "Come on!"

Looking at the top of the mountain that seemed to be still in the clouds, Mai Zhe really wanted to cry...

(End of this chapter)