[Space] Xueba moves forward

Chapter 397

But soon, when everyone was in a daze, the rhythm was not only wrong, it was completely broken, it was completely broken like pressing the speed of the video player!

Who will tell them why the scene is full of continuous "cracking" sound of firewood chopping!Why did the two girls chop so fast that they could only see the afterimage of their arms? !What about chopping firewood?Why are you as cruel as chopping people with kitchen knives, why is it as easy to hold the ground with an ax as with a kitchen knife?
"...Here, did I go to the wrong set?" The host was already petrified.

Director: The painting style of the guests invited in this issue is suddenly a bit wrong...

Cameraman: Fuck, my lens can barely capture afterimages. What the hell are they really celebrity guests? Aren’t they just little woodcutters who ran out from the countryside? !
Qin Fengnan and Lu Hui sat beside the tree under the shade and looked at the faces of the crowd with bewildered smiles.

Ah, innocent mortals.

Do you know what will happen to a kung fu master who underestimates and hides his secrets?

On the field, Zheng Meijia and Su Qi are chopping firewood at a 100% synchronized speed, turning the firewood chopping into a rhythmic exercise activity. The firewood is quickly disappearing before everyone's eyes at a speed invisible to the naked eye. If they didn't really see it The firewood they split, they really thought that these matches were so fragile...

Zhang Ziqiao in front of the TV was a little uncomfortable, and she poked the old sister's arm: "Sister... this is really the president and Su Qi? Is it true that they practice chopping wood every day on some mountain? It scared me to death. It’s the same as chopping meat! Isn’t it too cruel? Also, they are so thin and strong, which is simply unscientific... Could it be that our Chinese martial arts are profound?!”

Zhang Ziqiao was frightened by her own brain hole!People in the martial arts world are so trendy now, have they started working as screenwriters and opening studios? !Suddenly, I feel a lot of pressure. If anyone opposes them, they will be dragged to beat them to death, for sure!
"I suddenly remembered something." The old lady looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle and pondered, "I heard that there was no double in the martial arts scenes filmed by Su Qi, so it should be true. As for the president...she seems to be hiding a bit deep, but Do you want to be a martial arts master after Xueba Chef and screenwriter?!"

"Sister, don't you think he's handsome?! As expected of the president, being on variety shows is different from others!" As a boy, Zhang Ziqiao still has a certain amount of admiration for kung fu.

"It's really handsome! Wait...don't take me away, the president is obviously a gentle and beautiful aluminum boy!"

"...Miss, do you obviously like it too?"

"Stupid brother, don't say it, I will cum in shame!"

"..."

At this time, Zheng Meijia and Su Qi had chopped all the firewood at a perverted speed of one-fifth of the time originally planned by the crew. Zheng Meijia and Su Qi, who had finished chopping firewood, now seemed to be in the sun in the eyes of everyone in the program group. Shining brightly...

But at this moment, there was no sound.

(End of this chapter)