Chapter 1

The yellow sand and dead leaves are flying all over the sky, the wind is raging, and there is a hazy mist everywhere. The boundary between heaven and earth is hard to distinguish, and the world seems to have returned to chaos.

In this apocalyptic environment, a blue-brick ancestral temple independent of heaven and earth looks particularly desolate and desolate. A beautiful woman in red in the main hall of the ancestral temple is holding a leather whip more than ten feet long, ruthlessly whipping the ground and curling up A bunch of men.

While beating, he shouted loudly:
"Do you still dare not let me watch cartoons?"

"Do you still dare not allow me to eat ice cream?"

"How dare you change my diaper in public in the lobby!"

"How dare you give me such a funny hairstyle!"

"How dare you force me to eat those disgusting baby food!"

"return--"

Suddenly, the yellow sand, dead leaves, strong wind, and temples all disappeared, leaving only a blank space.

The above scenario is obviously unreasonable. This article does not follow the fantasy style. The probability of this kind of prehistoric and chaotic scene is comparable to the probability of a public servant in country C being raped/****. You must know that people never rape girls. It's prostitution...

So all of this is just a little person's imaginary picture, or YY picture, the reality is actually——

"Lele? Lele, Dad is back. Be good today. Do you miss Dad? Have you had a good drink with grandma?" The person who spoke was a young man in his 20s, talking with a little girl with braids upside down. Take it out of the stroller, and take the bottle warmed in the bottle warmer: "Grandma Li, Lele hasn't eaten much?"

"Ping An, you're back? Oh, your daughter is good for everything, no one can take care of her children, but she just refuses to drink milk. You went out to make 500ml of milk at noon, and you said nothing after only two mouthfuls." I don’t eat anymore... I can’t help it, so come and feed me!”

Grandma Li said and handed over the big bag left by Su Pingan at noon, which contained baby clothes, diapers, milk powder, wet wipes, teething sticks... In short, it was the standard equipment for Song Xile's current travel.

Seeing Su Pingan take out a diaper from the bag, Song Xile immediately realized that this bastard was going to embarrass herself again!It's still resisting to the death, but Song Xile can't cry. Although her little hands are desperate, Su Pingan only thinks that she is playing with him, so this time the Su-Song war, it is Song Xile without any suspense. Return in defeat.

Knowing that he could not win the actual battle at present, Song Xile immediately decided to torture Su Ping'an again on the mental level tomorrow, and then sat in the special car to go home satisfied.

Can't a stroller be called a special car?
Whoever said that, stand up!
Why!Now I only have this one treatment that can be compared with before, and the special car is not allowed to say?You are trying to force me to death!

"Lele don't move around, Dad is carrying a lot of things, be careful not to hit your head, be good, you, stew fish soup today, so that Lele will grow smart and beautiful!"

With people and a car, the standard configuration for taking a baby outside, plus the vegetables he just bought, Su Pingan was flushed with exhaustion when he went up to the sixth floor, opened the door, put Song Xile in the baby walker, and put Song Xile in the baby walker. With the toys on the walker in her hands, Su Ping'an started to pack up and prepare for dinner.

Song Xile was trapped in the baby walker, and after going through all kinds of hardships, she finally moved to the balcony, and began to absorb the spiritual energy from the Qingyun Mountain about ten meters away from the balcony.

The body of less than one year old, with his head up and his eyes closed, and his small red mouth exhaling and exhaling, looks very attractive. This is what Su Pingan saw when he came out of the kitchen. Couldn't help but smile and lowered his head to kiss his daughter's moist and tender mouth.

"Attacked again! My innocence! But am I still innocent?" Song Xile wailed in his heart, "When will I be a boss these days! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Song Xile's entangled mental journey Song Ping'an didn't realize it at all, and quickly prepared two dishes and one soup and served them, and even specially made a bowl of rice porridge with vegetables for Song Xile.

Look at the chopped pepper frog, dry-stir-fried green beans and crucian carp tofu soup on the dinner table, and then look at the bowl that Su Pingan is holding in front of him... What the hell is this!
Song Xile was in pain again, if it wasn't for it, Song Xile felt that she would be in pain.

"Again? Can you stop eating for a day? Baby food is really hard to eat!"

Although there are a million reluctances in my heart, after all, my arms can't twist my thighs. In order to drink two mouthfuls of fish soup, Song Xile flattened her mouth, kicked her calves, and patted Su Pingan from time to time to express her dissatisfaction. It was finally painful. After happily eating half a bowl of vegetable and rice porridge, no matter how Su Pingan tried to coax her, Song Xile just didn't open her mouth!
Overcoming all difficulties, I finally drank the long-awaited crucian carp soup. Two small crucian carp and a small pot of soup were indeed mellow and rich. I took two sips.

Knowing that Su Ping'an was afraid of supporting herself, she would definitely not feed herself anymore, Song Xile lay on the baby walker, watching the bastard opposite him feasting on vegetables and soup...another feast of revenge unfolded in his mind.

Wait until the kitchen is cleaned up, drink 100% pure watermelon juice, watch an episode of "Pleasant X Goat and Gray X Wolf", look at Su Ping'an's wretched face (Only you think so! Is it charity? !) smile, Song Xile knew that the saddest moment of the day was coming again...

"Lele, are you going to wash and sleep for nothing? We'll wash the new clothes we bought the day before yesterday, okay?"

"You won't have a good result!" Song Xile cursed bitterly in her heart, but the pace of history's progress can never be stopped, and soon our heroine was stripped naked and thrown into the baby bath tub.

"Lele is so obedient. She is so obedient every time she takes a bath. I heard from Grandma Li that Xiaobai downstairs has to cry for a long time every time she takes a bath? My Lele is the most obedient!"

The more Su Ping looked, the more he felt that his daughter was fine everywhere, but if he could see what Song Xile was thinking at this moment, he would probably grab her leg and throw her off the balcony immediately!
That's right!Song Xile will silently enter the dark fantasy mode every day in order to spend the most difficult bathing time. Now she is imagining that she will strip Su Pingan naked, throw him in the women's bath, and then watch him being found behind a group of teachers and nurses Painful scene...

Thinking about her pink and rosy little face, she couldn't help showing a silly smile, and Su Pingan couldn't help kissing her little face a few more times...

But I have to say one thing: Song Xile, your means of revenge are really not constructive.

Although Song Xile has slandered Su Ping'an a lot since the two lived together (what Song Xile always thought), Su Ping'an couldn't hear it after all. Never crying, except for being fussy about eating, she is simply a perfect baby. Have you ever seen a baby under one year old who never wets the bed? .

When I used to go to work, I always heard from my colleagues that I didn’t sleep well after I had a baby, and I would be woken up countless times a night, changing diapers, breastfeeding, and crying for no reason. : "There is a child in it, it takes at least four adults to see it!" and so on.

But my own Lele never does, always sleeps obediently every day, never disturbs herself, if she needs to solve personal hygiene problems, she always kicks herself clumsily with her little feet, she is so smart and cute!
Not only myself, but even Grandma Li, who has raised children all her life, said that if it is not counted as drinking milk, she has never brought such a worry-free baby as Lele.

"Oh, I'm the one who drank cold water between his teeth..." Lying on the bed, Song Xile spurned herself for the 1000 millionth time, why was she so impulsive then!

Earthlings are right!Impulse is the devil!

"Kong Ling, you have violated the Ten Commandments of Spirit Star Cultivation. If you don't sign a slave contract and join the alliance, your fate will be exploding!"

"Damn! Do you want me to be a lackey and help you do those shameful things? Let me tell you, "There are no windows!" "If you want to kill me, it depends on whether you have the ability? If I want to leave, I don't care about you! Everyone is dignified, and I have cultivated a small space, and I can be self-sufficient wherever I go. It's not like everyone on the stage, who all point to sucking other people's blood to live!"

"Kong Ling, don't be impulsive, aren't you afraid of hurting the whole Cang Liu?"

"Cang Liu? I have worked hard for Cang Liu for decades, but in the end, I was sold by Cang Liu's people! I originally took over Cang Liu because of my master's dying entrustment. I also said that I am not suitable, but The old man said that even if Cang Liu was destroyed in my hands, he would admit it, so I reluctantly accepted it. Now that I have come to this point, it is ridiculous to talk about the friendship of the same family. , Cang Liu does the same to me!"

"Senior sister, I—"

"Stop senior sister, I don't dare to ask for a junior sister like you who specializes in stabbing people in the back. My little mirror is not in the way of any of you. It's not me who was kicked out by you today. It's my aunt, I won't serve you anymore! My mother I'm exhausted, and I have to prevent you from stabbing a knife in the back, go and play by yourself!"

After saying this, a person who used to be called Kongling, but is now called Song Xile, chose to blew himself up in front of the special commissioner of the Spirit Star Alliance and his fellow Cangliu, and the next thing was a long interstellar drifting journey of a wandering soul.

Until she came to the earth and saw an abandoned baby girl on the ground, and when she was curious to see, she accidentally attached to the dead baby girl, and couldn't get out...

"Hmm—" Song Xile secretly sighed, thinking that everyone from Cangliu's sect must be messed up now!Turning over with all the strength in his body, he muttered: "Without my little Jingkong, Cang Liu might not even be able to pay the alliance tax, so why not take care of yourself...Su Ping'an?"

He pricked up his ears to listen to the movement on the balcony. At this time, the man who claimed to be his father was probably washing clothes, mopping the floor, and cleaning the house!
"Su Ping'an? It's not bad. Although he's a bit stupid, he's still a good person! Let's hang out with him for a while!"

Thinking about it, Song Xile fell asleep. After all, this body was still very weak, but it was a far cry from the crooked appearance when she was just adopted three months ago.

Although she was sleeping, Song Xile still breathed as naturally as she could, absorbing the abundant aura from the mountains to her heart's content, the continuous aura made her grinning silly in her dreams.

After finishing the housework, Su Pingan came in and just saw Xi Le curled up into a ball, her white and tender hands were clenched into small fists and pressed against her cheeks, and the saliva flowed down her half-open mouth. She was so cute and beautiful that she couldn't help but bend down. After kissing a few times, the villain waved his hands impatiently.

Su Pingan looked up and saw his smiling face on the wardrobe mirror, and couldn't help but sigh. When his mother passed away three months ago, he thought he would never be able to get out of that sadness in this life. Fortunately, God sent Lele to him.

(End of this chapter)

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