Comedy Time Travel: My Star Wife

Chapter 37



"Lighting!" The lights of the venue gathered on the stage.


"Applause!" The audience burst into applause.


"Music!" I smiled and looked at everyone, today I will sing the most suitable song!

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"Friends on the left, let me see you! Friends on the right, where are you? I want to hear your voice!" I stood on the stage, raised one hand, and sang my song with the most shocking voice. favorite song:


"In the far east there is a river,

Its name is the Yangtze River.

In the far east there is a river whose name is the Yellow River,

Although I have never seen the beauty of the Yangtze River,

In my dreams, I often swim in the Yangtze River, although I have never heard the Yellow River
surging in a dream,
In the ancient East there was a dragon whose name was China,

In the ancient East there was a people,

They are all descendants of the dragon, I grew up under the feet of the dragon,
When he grows up, he will be the descendant of the dragon..."


I jumped off the stage while singing, and sang to the people below: "Friends who can sing, can you join me? Dragon, dragon, keep your eyes open~ You will always be the descendant of the dragon..."


I walked up to the beautiful sisters: "Sisters, let me hear your voice..." I turned the microphone on them, and the response was deafening: "Dragon, dragon, keep your eyes open... forever and ever is the descendant of the dragon ..."


I pointed the microphone at the old class, and he smiled and sang the last sentence in an incomparably magnificent voice: "Forever and forever is the descendant of the dragon~~~~~~~"


There was applause, and everyone was still immersed in the heart-pounding repetition.I was secretly happy in my heart, as expected, it felt good to be a star in ancient times!

"Hahahaha... Yao Yao, the teacher is really happy today!" I was immersed in the incomparable excitement, the old class patted my shoulder and said loudly.


My sweat "ticked" off, and my heart inexplicably felt a kind of uneasiness about the approaching storm... "Well, hey, teacher... as long as you are happy, as long as you are happy..."


Lao Ban's eyes became a line of laughter: "I am really happy today. There is a saying that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before... I am really convinced that I lost to you, my apprentice."


"That...that... Teacher, you are really flattering me. Yaoyao can't bear it..." I felt the cold wind blowing, and my back was sweating.


"Although I lost the territory to you today, I'm glad to have discovered a secret." Old Ban smiled brightly, and he leaned into my ear and said.


"What secret?"


"I finally know how to go back! Haha!"


"Ah?" I was extremely shocked, how could I go back?Is there an answer to this question that has troubled me for a long time?

"That is to create the same scene as when we traveled from that world!"


It turned out to be like this... Wait a minute... My forehead is covered with black lines... Then I won't be able to go back in this life? !

Before I could react, the old class laughed and said the next sentence that broke me down: "I finally remembered the scene when I crossed over. At that time, I was correcting your final exam paper... When I corrected When it came to Yao Yao’s test paper, I yelled a word, and then I crossed over. Do you know what that sentence is?”


White light appeared around Lao Ban, and the space-time tunnel had been opened.He said loudly: "That is: Yao Yao, I want to give you zero points!"


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After a burst of light, Lao Ban disappeared.


I petrified on the stage... below are everyone who is dumbfounded...


In everyone's shock, my lovely old class shouted and gave me zero points, and went back to the original world.But what about me?Where am I going to find that damn cat...


"Congratulations, Master of the Yaoyao Sect." Sister Luoxia walked over.


"I really didn't expect...but, sect master, can you tell us how you made him disappear?" Lauder asked.


"Want to know?" I raised an eyebrow at her with a smirk.


"Say what you want!"


"That's... mind!" I said to a group of people who came over.


"I don't believe it!" Lauder was the first to refute me.


"Oh?" My smirk grew stronger. "Sister Lauder, why don't we experiment? But I don't know if we can transform you back..."


"Eh..." Lauder looked at me helplessly and closed her mouth.I can catch her, haha, if she is disobedient in the future, I will... I am such a bad boy... Xixi... I snicker...


"Congratulations to the sect master!" Seeing that Lauder was meaningless, the other sisters saluted me one after another.


I smiled and looked at everyone, I didn't expect that my Yaoyao also became a sect master!Although, the name of that door is not very good...


"Master, since you have taken back the territory, let's go back! It's time to let you know the specific tasks our sect is responsible for." Sister Luofan walked over with a smile.


"En." What task?I'm also very curious, but it's my Yaoyao's consistent style to not reject anyone who comes!

Right now, I just hope to see that damn cat again.Although this chance is even slimmer than letting Lao Ban grow a few more hairs...





(End of this chapter)