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Chapter 1 A Leisurely Afternoon in Pansi Cave
As a spider spirit who has cultivated for 500 years, Sister Chi has been under a lot of pressure recently——

There are many reasons for the high pressure. For example, there are often practitioners around Pansi Cave recently who slay demons and demons. For example, the tree demon and a group of female ghosts in Lanruo Temple next door always come to grab business, such as the stupid cow in Cuiwei Mountain. He actually wanted to come to propose marriage, and gave himself a domineering title, what is he called the Bull Demon King...

"A group of idiots!" Soaking in the warm hot spring beside the cave, Sister Chi lazily turned over, revealing an infinitely beautiful and slender back, her snow-white skin looming in the mist, as if it was more beautiful than the accumulated water by the spring. The snow is even more dazzling.

"Oh hehehe, the Lun family is so beautiful, what should we do?" Seeing her charming reflection in the water, Sister Chi suddenly felt much better, "Sure enough, being good-looking is an advantage, even if you are in a bad mood. No matter how bad it is, just look in the mirror to decompress..."

"Yeah, my sister is the most beautiful fairy in the world!" The six little spider spirits hugged the dolls and nodded in agreement from the bottom of their hearts.

Just like last time, the Taoist priest with a righteous face said that he would come to kill demons and demons, but when he saw his sister in the end, he blushed and stammered, and finally took out 50 yuan to save money. Lingshi, it is said that it is a toll plus rouge and water powder... Well, what is the name of that Taoist, Yan Chixia or Yan Huangxia?

"Hey, hey, I also showed him the way, didn't I take advantage of him, okay?" Sister Chi narrowed her glazed reddish eyes, and raised the corners of her lips happily.

But not long after, thinking of the troubles of the recent period, she couldn't help but sighed quietly: "The problem is, such good things are getting less and less, don't you guys feel that there are more and more monsters around recently?" , There are fewer and fewer mortals and little monks passing by, making it more and more difficult to do business?"

That's right, that's right, the six spider spirits and little lolis nodded desperately. In the words of that tree monster hater at Lan Ruo Temple, there are more and more monsters and fewer and fewer Kaizi, making everyone have to compete fiercely if they want to cheat someone occasionally .

Right, thinking that even rouge and gouache can only be bought at the cheapest price this month, Sister Chi couldn't help but look sad, and looked up at the sky sadly: "The ancient demon king, please give us a winner, It doesn't matter whether it's a scholar or a cultivator who just entered the industry, as long as he is stupid and has a lot of money!"

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, the six little spider lolis also folded their palms very earnestly, praying together with watery eyes: "The ancient demon king, please give my sister a lucky son, whatever you like." Even if you are so poor that you only have five spirit stones, we will not dislike you..."

Well, the Primordial Demon King is obviously a lolicon, so the next moment, he really appeared!

On a winter afternoon, in the mist in the distance, there was a strange chug sound suddenly, as if something was approaching, and a vague human smell could be smelled from a distance...

"Eh? Did Kai really come to your door?" Sister Chi was slightly taken aback, but she immediately smiled, turned over lightly, and lay down lazily and softly on the bluestone by the spring.

She posed in a delicate and tender posture that made people's heart throbbing. She paused for a moment, and suddenly she let out another soft cry. She opened her small cherry mouth lightly, and sprayed out a silver-white spider silk. She rolled up the makeup box in the grass by the spring, and seized the time Added some rouge powder...

Come on, come on, the six little spider lolis waved their fists excitedly and hid together in the water vapor behind, the youngest one still gave an idea in a childish voice: "Sister, it's not enough, the neckline needs to be lowered A little bit, lower it a little bit..."

Ann, Ann, the Lun family has never failed!

Sister Chi threw away the rouge box casually, leaned back on the bluestone pitifully, supported the delicate and small minibus, raised her swan-like white jade neck, and revealed a long and charming collarbone, just like this lazy and slanted eyes full of waves. Leaning, looking at the rustling bushes not far away.

In fact, it didn't take long. Just a moment later, a black-haired man rode a strange vehicle, bumping and rushing out of the bush.

Come, come, Sister Chi's eyes lit up.

It's just that the next moment, before Jiao Didi had time to say anything, after she saw Kaizi's appearance clearly, she was suddenly startled in surprise: "Hey, this guy... this guy... looks so strange ?”

Yes, it is indeed strange!

The black-haired man who came suddenly looked ordinary and inconspicuous, but he was wearing a rather strange light white short-sleeved dress. On the front of the short-sleeved dress that was not suitable for the season, there was a picture of a naive brown bear and two bears. Holding a honey pot in her palm, licking and licking...

But this is not the strangest thing. The strangest thing is that the horse under this man looks really strange and rare. It shines like a Kongming lantern, and there are no legs and hooves underneath. Instead, there are two round wheels...

What kind of mount is this? I have never seen such a strange scene. Sister Chi was stunned for a long time with a face full of astonishment, and finally couldn't help but blurted out: "Uh, you...you are...you are..."

"Me?" The black-haired man riding a strange mount was also stunned and speechless, looking at the delicate beauty soaking in the hot spring, and at the six silly little loli behind him.

In the eerie silence, facing the weird eyes of a group of spider spirits, he stepped back a few steps on that strange mount, and pointed at himself with a strange face——

"My name is... Flash!"

(End of this chapter)